Hello and thank you for visiting my blog. Well it is not so much a blog more a place to share all the things i have written, drawn and generaly played with over the last 10 years. Most of them are related to my love of smooth slick Latex and shiny PVC, as well as the delights of feminization. I also have a huge crush on British TV presenter Carol Vorderman (The perfect model of the older woman) as well as the gorgeous Keira Knightley. (more my age). There will be nothing harsh or nasty here, just fun things, naughty things, sexy things and yes, well, Kinky things. Basically it's a stroll through the kinky lanes of my mind. hope you have fun. XXX

Monday, 31 July 2017

Thursday, 27 July 2017


Hi Everyone
 Well here is a thing, our friend Annabelle has just posted the wonderful illustrated interview she conducted with me over the past few weeks. She asked me all sorts of quite tricky questions about myself and my art. I am deeply honoured to be held in such warmth.
Here is the link, should anyone wish to know more.


"With Love On Your Retirement" part 2

Hi Everyone
  Thank you for all your wonderful comments, I hope I have pulled the rug out from beneath you with this middle part.

With Love 
On Your Retirement
Part 2

    It must have been the warm air blowing across his body that drew him fully from his slumber. For apart from a few minutes when, under our gentle instruction, he sleepily opened his eyes for us to delicately highlight and paint, he had remained sweetly asleep or semi-conscious throughout the past 7 hours and that included the 3 hour trip down to Ms Holdens river side home in Surrey and the hour we had spent washing and preparing his body.
  However as Ms Jordan and Ms Steel neared the end of their delicate task our young man stirred and stretched his long feminine limbs, his eyes flickering open to look straight into mine.
  “Hello sleepy”, I whispered, stroking his prettily flushed pink cheek, “You look amazing. I hope you slept well”.
  “Ms Kirkwood?” His voice was soft and distant, as if he were speaking in a dream, which I imagine was what he thought he was in, gazing into my warm eyes. “Where?….”. The question had barely formed on his freshly glossed pink lips before it drifted into a deeply drawn sigh of pleasure, a pleasure mirrored in the slow closing of his femininely lashed eyes.
  I glanced away, down to where my friends and colleagues where kneeling, slowly drawing the hair dryers they controlled over the young mans new slick pink and blue vinyl skin. Gently caressing them over is drowsy young boyhood, allowing the dryers heat to melt and shrink away the last of  the fine creases and wrinkles which marred the skins otherwise perfectly smooth finish.
  “Oh does that feel nice?”, I whispered, stroking the luxurious waves of his newly extended and perfectly dyed blonde hair, “Don’t worry darling, we are nearly there, nearly there”. I smiled as our young man once more drifted into a sweet daze.
   Placing the small dryers aside, there unusual task complete, the ladies knelt back, smoothing their soft hands down his long elegant legs, ensuring no crease, no ripple remained on the ultra smooth vinyl encasing them.. Happy both with their work and with the soft sleepy moans of young Andrew, it was Ms Thorpe’s turn to kneel at his feet.
“I think we should be ready now, I have left them to go tacky as in the instructions and added another drop just to make sure they won’t come off”.
  I smiled, god they were high, there was no way he would be able to walk in them, but that was the idea, walking was not going to be an option and if it ever became so, it in itself would be a thing of sensual beauty. I nodded and Ms Thorpe carefully slipped the brilliant pink dagger like heels onto Andrews vinyl coated feet. Within moments the adhesive had gripped, the deed was done transforming our young mans legs into a thing of pure feminine perfection.
  “Are we using the same thing for the mask?” Ms Thorpe asked, admiring the curve and form of the heels.
  “It says you can, but I think we can think of that after we have added the finishing touch”. I smiled, I know I smiled, because I had been waiting for this moment ever since we decided on Ms Holden retirement gift.
 Softly now I stroked Andrews cheek, it was warm and sweetly blushed. “Andrew dear, wake up a little for me now darling, just a little”. Gently I moved positions on the sofa, allowing Andrew to stretch out, slowly emerging from his induced slumber, he stretched and turned, breathed a deep breath and I felt him tense.
  “It’s Ok darling, It’s OK, you are fine”. I purred stroking his head, but poor Andrew was in a moment of pure shock, for his eyes now gazed down the length of his body, a new body of sleek and smooth vinyl, split into two tones, his stomach and thighs a soft pink and the rest a pale baby blue, both mottled with delicate dark patches of black. I placed my hands on his shoulders as his surprise took him, calming him reassuring him, he raised his hands and gasped, his fingers gone, now folded into their palms to form pads, soft useless pads like those of a……..I smiled as his pretty eyes widened.
“Hello Kitten”, I whispered, knowing my words would neither calm nor clarify his thoughts. “And what a pretty Kitty cat you  are. Shhh now darling , we are nearly finished”.

                                                              To be continued

Wednesday, 26 July 2017


Hi everyone
   Just a quick thing, get over to my dear friend Skinnie Stallions blog and read the latest in is brilliant story "Come In young Man" based on my own art of the same name.

Part 1

Part 11


Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Super fun blog

Hi everyone
  Just popped back to say if you have a free minute or two, pop over to my friend Annabelles Blog.
It is real fun

New art. "My favourite Pin-up"

Hi Everyone
  Here is so me new art. It is a kind of sequel to an earlier piece which i am sure you will all recognise. I have no idea where the idea for this came form, it just seemed like a nice idea to have one of Andy's friends  have a crush on the girl in the poster, not knowing that girl was in fact his best feminised friend.
  Can you spot why Andy is so shocked at,not only the walls of his friends bedroom, but at the latest poster to add to his collection. Naughty Aunt Jane.
   Thanks for all your loyal support, you are all so kind.
Big hugs and kisses

Thursday, 20 July 2017

"With Love On your Retirement" . A new story


Hi Everyone

 Here is a new story, It is not perfect, could have had more of an edit and reworking, but i have re-written it 3 or 4 times and just want to post it as it is now. Because of this concentration issue in my head, this is the first full length piece I have been able to write for ages and it has taken me since last November to complete and it might not take you where you think you are going.
  This is part 1 of about 3.
Hope you enjoy

                         With Love On Your                                                  Retirement.

                             A Fantasy by AndyLatex

     The discussions had gone on a long time. Should we get Ms Holden a clock, for her retirement, or perhaps some jewellery, or even perfume. No, Jane Emma  Holden was not that dull.  Jane Emma Holden was an exceptional woman.
  Independent and cultured, stunningly beautiful and blessed with a body and figure well below her 60 years, she had never been married, nor indeed had expressed any desire to be so and although here private life was very private we all guessed her emotional and sexual needs were well catered for by the often mentioned Jenna.
 Permanently stilettoed and leather clad she was a confident woman who wore her immaculate grey hair with honour and with one look from her crystal blue eyes, could dominate all those around. Whilst her kind and warm nature drew the utmost obedience and loyalty from her staff  from the lowest store boy to the stores very own deputy manager……and that… was me.
No it had to be something special, something we knew she would really cherish and adore, something personal and as unique as the woman herself….. and that was when we had our idea.
  I had been looking out from my office as our young window dresser Andy had been re-Skinning one of the mannequins when it came to me, Re skinning is a term we use for literally re applying the polished skin to one of our models, over the years they get worn with use and the ultra thin and smooth vinyl skin is placed over the cleaned mannequin then with a heat gun or hair dryer the plastic is shrunk to fit. This can take some time but the finish is important. Then once that is done a final permanent sealant is sprayed prevent the new skin decaying. Usually an un sealed skin loosens after a few weeks so it is important to…..I do apologise, why ever am I boring you with this.
   Any way the idea I had was perfect, unique, special and very, very naughty indeed.

      A week later I called the young man from display to my office. Andrew was a sweet, nice young man, very polite  and tidy, and despite the fact that he was well under half my age, also very cute and innocently sexy . He had only been with the store for 6 months, straight from school, but had shown himself to be very reliable and eager to please. Traits I had noted during his 6 month appraisal and contract formalisation meeting a few days earlier.
   He looked nervous as he entered my office , but  I quickly told him he was in no trouble and that quite the opposite. I explained about Ms Holden and that part of her retirement gift had been delivered to the local post office and I needed him to pop out during his lunch break to collect it for me. Typical of him he eagerly accepted his task, not caring that he would have to give up a large part of his well earned break.
   An hour later, the large plain box in arms he returned to my office. Sweetly he even apologised for being so long and In return thanked him dearly.
“I won’t forget this Andrew”, I said, a tingle of excitement fluttering through me as he handed me the box, the box in which was contained something so wicked, so stunningly erotically naughty that I could barely resist opening it up there and them before him. But no, I remained as cool as I could and placing the box under my desk added I would need him to help with Ms Holdens gift later that week.
  He beamed with pride at being involved in such an important event.

   And so, on the eve of Ms Holdens retirement a few weeks later, myself, the other female department heads , met in the ladies department after the store had closed and a few minutes later we were joined by one more very important person.
   “I am so glad you came Andrew”, I said. Offering him a glass of the champagne we had opened earlier and beckoning him into the perfume scented group. “I think you all know Andrew here, He has been has been secretly running our errands and helping prepare our gift”
  He was clearly nervous, having never had much contact with half of the group before, he  stumbled sweetly over his thank you’s ,before taking a rather large glup of the sparkling champagne. 
 It was Ms Jordan, head of design who calmed his doubts, “Do not worry young man”, she purred in her satin smooth Texan accent. “We have been planning this evening for weeks. Trying to think what to get Ms Holden. After all, Money, success, beauty, she has it all, so we had to think of something very, very special and you proved an inspiration”.
  Again a glow of pride flushed his cheeks. Which deepened still when Ms Steel added her thanks, saying how she had seen him always eager to please and very conscientious about his duties, “A real asset”.
   I waited for each of my colleagues and friends to finish, noting their very approving looks and secret smiles. Our glances and barely perceptible nods, linking us all in agreement that our plan was perfect. I smiled.
 “Well let us waste no more time”, I said relieving him of the glass, before taking his hand. feeling him jump with surprise at my gesture,  “Come along Andrew we’ll show you”.
 I led him up the carpeted stairway, my colleges following and through to the warmly perfumed ladies departments. “We really struggled”, I said keeping up my calming commentary. “We could not come up with anything unique and beautiful. But then it came to us. Now baring in mind she is retiring to Monaco, we have decided on something practical and beautiful”.
  When Andrew sees the mannequin before him ,he comes to a sudden stop. For a moment I let him stare, I feel his hands warm in mine. “Well? What do you think, do you like it?”
  For a long moment he was lost for words. Hardly surprising really, after all it was not a common event to be asked to comment on a mannequin dressed in the impossibly frilly and  feminine uniform of a French maid. Especially one made of rubber!!.
 “Andrew?”. Ms Steel said, her hand on his shoulder
 Finally he found a voice, it was soft and trembling, “Its Um…v..very nice”, he whispered.
  “Do you really think so”. I squeezed his hand and drew him closer to the mannequin, “oh I’m so glad, we did not know if it was a little over the top, you know having it made entirely of rubber, but I love it”.
  Again a pause, a long pause, “Um, a…no its fine”. He stammered totally unsure of just how to answer.
“Don’t worry this and the others, are all made to measure ,so they will fit perfectly”.
 “Others?” he asked almost without thought.
  “Uniforms. I think we ordered ten, all in different colours. No I think there are 3 Black ones, formal and various shades of Pink and of cause red”. I gestured to the wetly glistening dress before us. Taking up the hem and offering it into his nervous hand . “All rubber, or Latex as it is called, a couple of long ones but mostly short like this. Plus underwear, petticoats etc, a full waredrobe, day  and night. I think it cost almost £4000 in all”.
 For a moment he seemed lost in the outfits shiny sparkle, his fingers rolling the smooth liquid like material in his fingers, then “ For who?”
   My stomach tingled, I had been waiting for this moment. I glanced to my colleges, sharing the moment. “Sorry?” I toyed.
   “For who?”, he repeated, “You….you said they were made to measure…….for who?”.
  “Oh my”, I teased, “I thought it was obvioius. Why,they are for you Andrew”.
  “M….Me?, but you can’t expect…” The look on his face was a dream, his eyes just widened with shock.
  “Why so shocked Andrew, there are no lines these days between a male or female job. I know you will make a perfect Maid, as Ms Steel said, you are a real asset to….”, But I could not contain myself and broke into a wide smile.
   “Oh I am sorry Andrew, that was naughty of me, do forgive me. No they are for Ms Holden Maid, Jenna. Ms Holden revealed a secret to us a few years ago, that she likes polished and shiny outfits. I don’t know why it was a shock I mean can you recall seeing her out of  those gorgeous leather pants, we can’t. Anyway with that in mind and Jenna measurements we thought we would surprise her. Don’t worry Jenna is in full agreement and she has such a beautiful body, these will look….Are you OK Andrew?”  I looked to our young guest, his face was red and flushed. “Oh I am sorry Andrew that was thoughtless of me. I do apologise for teasing you then, I do hope you can forgive me”.
  Andrew nodded, but he still looked a little shocked and confused.
  “Sorry Ms Kirkwood”, He mumbled, “but I feel a little dizzy”
  “That’s ok Andrew”, I took his hand, “Nothing to worry your pretty head about Andrew. It is just the sedative taking effect.”. As I spoke his eyes raised to mine.
Oh, he had no idea what I was talking about or indeed of what was about to happen to him and as I stroked his cheek his slump into unconsciousness was caught by the other ladies.

                                                                                                                To be continued

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

Sunday, 16 July 2017

Clip of the week. "Meeting Ms Jean Bardot"

Hi Everyone
   Here is a quick clip which clearly illustrates the hypnotic power of Ms Jean Bardot. 
   From the moment she sits close beside you, invading your personal space, edging close enough to feel her body heat and bathe you in her perfume, to the moment she arches that eyebrow and fixes you with that laser beam gaze there is no escape and in moment you know you are hers to command.
  I just love the way she never breaks her gaze, she knows the power she has and once she has you in her sights she is not letting you go.

The siren sound towards the end is quite appropriate, because every time i watch this clip I feel oh so very faint 

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

New Art "On The Show Today"

Hi Everyone
  Sorry for the delay, but I am away with friends for a few days and have set this up so I can post it from over here without bringing my laptop and stuff. (Hope it works).
  This is the conclusion, maybe I will return to it one day but for now It comes to a nice ending. Thank you for your support. Big hugs, all going well i shall be back on Wednesday..

Friday, 7 July 2017

New art "On the show today part 6"

Hi Everyone
  I have little else to say but, thank you for your feedback on my little comic and here I am happy to share part 6.

Christeens latest

Hi Everyone
  Here is this weeks offering from the brilliant Christeen.

Monday, 3 July 2017

New Art."On the show today part 4"

Hi Everyone
 A million, million thanks for all the kind comments regarding this series, I am inspired to create more art. XXX
  So here is Part 4

What????? only one panel???? calm down Kids, this was a miscalculation on my part, where I split the first two I created an uneven number, so today we have just the one and to be honest I could have posted two but what's is the point without the cliffhanger moment.
  "We'll be right back after the break"

Saturday, 1 July 2017

New art "On the show today" 3

Hi Everyone
Yes it is Saturday and just to prove my dedication to this project, Here is part 3