Welcome

Hello and thank you for visiting my blog. Well it is not so much a blog more a place to share all the things i have written, drawn and generaly played with over the last 10 years. Most of them are related to my love of smooth slick Latex and shiny PVC, as well as the delights of feminization. I also have a huge crush on British TV presenter Carol Vorderman (The perfect model of the older woman) as well as the gorgeous Keira Knightley. (more my age). There will be nothing harsh or nasty here, just fun things, naughty things, sexy things and yes, well, Kinky things. Basically it's a stroll through the kinky lanes of my mind. hope you have fun. XXX

Monday, 6 July 2015

Emma Watson. The SmoothSlicknShiny Interview

Emma Watson
The Latexium Interviews


The world has followed her from budding 7 year old wizard, through her teens as she blossomed into one of the worlds most recognisable and as far as we here a Smoothslicknshiny are concerned, most beautiful women in the world. But in the past few years Actress Emma Watson, has been in the public eye for a very different and bizarre reason. A curse spoken in jest by a colleague has condemned the young Brit to the fate of having some or all of many outfits she wears transforming into polished smooth and slick Latex rubber. It is a phenomena we here at Smooth Slick
N  Shiny have followed closely and now for the first time we are delighted and proud to welcome  the gorgeous Actress, Model, Style Icon and activist Emma Watson to our offices to finally lay to rest some of the mystery and rumours surrounding this very pubic embarrassment.

Amanda Keira….Hello Emma
Emma Watson……..Gosh what a welcome, thank you thank you so much, that is very kind, Wow and thank you for having me here. What a wild place.
A.K……It is a little full on round here I grant you, I hope everyone has been behaving themselves.
E.W…… Everyone has been very kind thank you. I took a quick tour and now I have my Tea and biscuit I am ready to go
A.K …. So Lets start with a straight question. As you probably are aware, we here at S.S.n.S think you never look short of amazing in Latex . But, Emma Watson, How is it for you?
E.W……(Breaking into a wide and embarrassed smile) Well in a word, Hot. Hot and very sticky and really whenever I see photos of myself in one of these Latex outfits, I can’t help but cringe. I mean it’s completely embarrassing. I just look wrong. Some people can look amazing in it. My friend and your name sake Keira Knightley did a campaign for Chanel a few years back, which featured some Latex outfits
and she looked amazing and I always think Kelly Brook looks great and recently Kylie Minogue did a tour with Latex costumes and she looked fabulous, but when I see myself…. I just look….funny. Even this outfit. It may, by the curses standard, be quite conservative but….but it is just feels so wrong. I mean this morning it was a black silk blouse and simple Blue Denim Jeans, now though it is still black over blue, it is wrong.
A.K…So the curse simply turned the outfit you put on this morning into Latex.
E.W….It Added a few ruffles here and there and pretty much shrunk the Jeans by a size, but yes more or less a straight swap.
A.K….. Might I take this opportunity to bring up a question from one of our readers. Sorry for being quick in here but, what effect does the curse have regarding Underwear.
E.W….. Oh my gosh, um. Well it is always affected. Sometimes changed and sometimes……. Lets say de-constructed.
A.K….You mean it …..
E.W……Erases it yes and regarding this outfit for example? I was wearing underwear this morning. However I think, by the rather sticky feel of it…., I am not wearing underwear anymore.
A.K…. I am sure there is a follow up question to that but right now it has slipped my mind.
E.W…... (With a wide brilliant smile) Next Question.
A.K…… You see I was going to be all cool and snappy and ask such deep questions.
E.W…. Please just ask.
A.K…… You have worn Latex to some pretty high profile events. Some people would say  there must be some willingness on your part to comply with the curse or else Why does she  not just change her outfit.
E.W…. Well I can assure you the only compliance I give to the curse is a grudging one. I would rather it created “wearable” outfits than risk its developing a more extreme choice of fetish style. But as for the point about removing it, I could and did for a few weeks just strip the Latex and put on another outfit, however  this would also become affected and usually in less conservative fashion. It also raised the risk of the event taking place whilst in a public place, a photocall, press conference, red carpet and I would again rather the curse did its thing in private, so if there ever was an outfit too outrageous to wear, I could just hide away.
A.K…. So you don’t bother removing a Latex outfit now, You just accept it.
E.W…… Oh no, not accept at all, but the simple reason is I can’t. For example, this outfit, believe me if I could I would at least open a few button, but you see where when I put my blouse and Jeans on everything was normal, the moment the curse took over the buttons all became fake, as did the belt and the Pants Zipper. I can’t remove it. It has sealed me inside and that is what happens with very much all the outfits now, it fashions some form of clasp or closing which can not be opened until it deems fit and that is why at times I may appear to some, a willing fetishist.
A.K…… But you are not affected at every moment. Again a readers question. What about at home, away from the spotlight.
E.W…. Very much the same, I am always wearing some form of Latex, be it outerwear or underwear. As you have reported before I can appease the curse by wearing self bought Latex, such as Panties, but that is not always a guarantee of protection. The only real way to halt the curse is by wearing Leather, so my Leather collection is quite large.
A.K...... What a thought.........but what about at night
E.W..... Again the curse will transform anything I wear.
A.K..... If I may. There was a myth about your bed linen being transformed. True or false?
E.W...... True in fact. Actually it was quite scary .Um...I had gone to bed, kind of naked, hoping nothing would happen and awoke with the sheets and pillows tightening down about me, until I could not really move much. 
A.K..... Like mummifying
E.W......Not really. It turned out the top sheet and the bottom one had melted into one, so I was in this kind of weird Latex envelope with my arms trapped inside and just my head poking out resting on a Latex pillow. After that I just let the curse do its thing. I can put up with a Latex nightdress better than a full Latex bed.


To Be continued


Friday, 3 July 2015

Cute captions

Hi everyone
  Just to show I have not vanished, here are a few little captioned pics I had created for you. Hope you like them.
XXX
Andy





I am currently experiencing some software issues again with my art program and Email, but hope to get it sorted over the weekend. Take care everyone
Hugs and Kisses
Andy
XXXXX

Tuesday, 23 June 2015

New Story. "Have I Shocked You?"

       Hi Everyone

                  Here is a very brief piece of Fiction  inspired by my Friend and lover, a beautiful sexy woman twice my age (that's me in trouble) by the name of Sheila. I have known her for a few years now and we are separated by a few miles, but when we are together we have such fun. 

        Anyway, I do not know if any of you recall me going on about my not being able to write long form pieces anymore, due to a problem I have developed with concentration, well last night I seemed to hit a vein of inspiration which took me from blank page to finished piece in just under 2 hours and that included rouge draft, edit, re-write and final edit. Usually if i try to write, it would take weeks and then I would always over edit and over correct and then get bored and lose interest before completing it. However as I said last night was a very good night. That said I have not re-read it again for that very reason and post it hoping there are not to many errors and that the flow of the piece can be read with ease.

  Hope you enjoy
XXXX

PS
 Thank you Sheila and Gigi and P
XXXX



                                  “Have I shocked you”

                A brief fantasy inspired by and dedicated to

                    my very own Queen of the High Heel,

                                 Ms Sheila Williams.


"Do you like the colour, see it's the same as my toes"
  The young man looked down towards the woman’s feet  and sure enough the same shade of cherry red glistened from the opened toes of her polished nude coloured sandals. Sandals, which even to his eye were fashioned with terrifyingly high heels. The young man nodded.
             “It is a lovely colour, quite sensual I think. Look, see how it shines
   against the black of your trousers”.
 Now the young mans eyes widened as without invite the woman rested her slim elegant hand on his leg, settling it just to the top of his thigh, His mouth dried.
             “See what I mean, it really sparkles if I do this”
 The young man felt him self tremble as gently he woman fluttered her fingers against his leg.
              “Don’t you think they look good?. I had them done especially for today. I never have naked nails, always polished. But did you notice it is the same colour as I have on my lips?”
  The young man jumped slightly as her hand rose higher up his thigh,
              “Did you?”.
   The young man took a breath, his fingers shuffling the papers on the table.
              “Did you?”. 
The woman repeated, her fingers tapping gently on his thigh.Now with cheeks burning the young man turned his head at a slight angle and flicked his eyes to the woman’s lips. They were smiling, warmly and knowingly and yes were glossed in the same sparkling red. The young man nodded and for the briefest of moments their eyes met for the first time.
  The young man swallowed and nodded again, turning his eyes to see if anyone else from the meeting was seeing his embarrassment. But with the edge of the tables’ aid, anyone else’s view would have been obscured.
               “How would you describe them?”
 Again the young man swallowed, he felt the heat from her hand on his leg, he glanced up once more. His voice silenced
                “My Nails”, the woman purred in her soft American tone, “how would you describe them? sleek?…….smooth?……polished?……Glossy?…….. Glossy, yes like that  Glossy. Do you think my nails are glossy?”
The young man took a breath and nodded.
      The woman smiled, she could sense the effect she was having on the smartly dressed young man to her left .
    “Don’t you have a voice darling?”. she purred, her voice seeming to lower and seep into his head like warm honey. “I know you do. You have that sexy British accent. Let me hear it. Tell me what my nails are”.
The young man felt himself flush, sweat on his brow. “G….Glossy….your nails are glossy Madam”. The woman’s fingers squeezed on his thigh, causing him to raise his eyes to meet hers. She smiled 
    “Madam? Oh my God that is so cute”, she whispered, her eyes dancing with light, “I just love your British accent, I could listen to it all day. Mmmm yes, I love glossy shiny thing, glossy lips and glossy nails and high heels, I just love them and do you know what else I love that is glossy?”.
  She paused, really not expecting any more than the slight shake of the young mans head she received. She lent in closer still.
    “Latex rubber, Isn’t that wicked, I mean naughty and little…..kinky, but Mmmm I just adore it, I love it, I love its touch and I love its smell ”.
 She shifted in her seat, slightly angling her body towards the now very red face young man, her tone lowering into a hushed secretive whisper.
  “Do you not think that is ever so naughty, some one of my age Liking Rubber I mean”,
  Again her eyes sort his, revelling in the clear confusion they contained as he answered her with a faint shake of the head. She smiled and squeezed his knee; the polished red of her long nails gleaming against the matt black of his dull office wear.
    “I’ll tell you what else I love about Latex, the sound it makes, Mmmm I adore that soft delicate rustle and creak as it is stretched and smoothed across freshly lubricated flesh”,
   she felt her prey tense at the word, Flesh, a tingle passing down her spine. She continued her tone low and matter of fact.
   “You see a body must be lubricated, oiled before you can put Latex on, it is that tight, that clinging, without it, well ,dressing would be almost impossible. I have an imported blend of oils, which is scented with Royal Jelly and when it warms beneath the tight latex, Oh, the aroma is pure heaven”. 
   Now she paused, looking away to paperwork laid out on the wide boardroom table before her. The young man watching as the polished fingertips of her free hand moved over them, sliding one piece across the desk. He took a breath, a deep breath, his heart pounding freely in his chest as he felt her other hand gently caress up his thigh. She turned back to him and smiled, leaning close,
   “But do you know what I Love most about Latex?…it,s the way it shines when it has just been polished. You see when it is sprayed with silicone it becomes so glossy, so slick, it’s like….like wet oil, it glistens and ripples with each and every movement of the wearers body, highlighting every curve, every crease and every cute dimple. Mmmm I just adore polishing a slim young body in Latex, Feeling a body tremble beneath my touch, Shiver at my slow caress, because that is what polishing Latex is, a slow deliberate caress, a caress of every inch of a body, every millimetre and every detail”. 
  She gazed straight into his wide dark eyes,
     “I could polish my girls all day”
  She paused, her eyes guiding his to the two stunning women who stood to one side of the room. The woman’s Assistants, blonde, tanned, long legged, and exquisitely elegant, were as beautifully figured and made up as any catwalk or magazine model and seemed to be looking straight at him, a knowing glint in their richly made up eyes.
  “Do you find that….shocking?”
  The young man remained silent, he could feel his face glowing with embarrassment and confusion, his mouth dry.
  “Young Man?”
  Still the young man, barely out of high school remained silent, his voice lost in a tangle of bewildered emotions. But it was a silence the woman would not accept.
  “Young Man!” her voice was little more than a raised whisper but its tone was sharper, demanding. “Do you find that shocking?”
    “N…..n..no, Madame”
“Oh really?” The woman sighed, tilting her head to regain control of his eyes “I do not shock you?”
  “N…no Madame”.
  “Then perhaps I must try harder”.
  The woman smiled and turned away her hand slipping from his thigh as she addressed the group around the table.
   “Gentlemen, I am prepared to sign, everything is very much to my liking”
Swiftly a file of papers was placed before the woman, who without reading signed her elegant signature at the bottom before sliding it sideways to the young man.
  “Please counter sign Andrew”, The young mans grey haired employer guided.
  The young man from accounts, straight out of college, had been surprised at being such an integral part of what was a multi-million pound investment deal, but had been proud to be a part of it and so with a slight shake of his hand, placed his name clearly beside he woman’s, before he too was instructed to pass it on to Ms Richmond, his employers Executive secretary opposite..
  The woman smiled and without another acknowledgment to the group turned back to her young man.
   “Now, Shock you, yes. What if I were to tell you I have just acquired something I have always dreamt of owning. A new kind of assistant, one who will be on my personal staff back home in Los Angeles. Not an assistant like my girls here, not for business, but one for more….. personal duties. A Maid in fact…No? not that exciting yet? ”,
The woman smiled, her eyes flickering with excitement. 
 “Okay, Let me explain. My home is up in the Hills, beautiful views over the city, warm sunny and peaceful, but I have never really had a Maid, not a personal Maid. I mean I have staff, housekeepers and gardeners and such, but I have never been truly happy with any of my past Maids. I could not think why, I mean they were all beautiful and attentive, but there was always something missing and then one day as I was surfing around and purely by accident I found this site, here in England, that specialises in Maids Uniforms, but not just any uniforms, Uniforms made from…..Latex Rubber. My God, that was it, how could I have missed it. I mean my girls wear Latex occasionally, when appropriate, but it was obvious. Latex, Latex, My Maid would be able to wear Latex and nothing but Latex for me all the time. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine wearing nothing but Latex all day…. and ….night”
  The woman’s eyes flickering with excitement, scanned the face of the flushed young man beside her, as, without looking, she brought up the sites page onto the Laptop screen before them. She felt her young mans leg tremble.
  “This site had everything……”, Her tone was matter of fact, “….. Long dresses, short dresses, really short dresses, all colours, frills no frills, high neck low neck, gloves ,caps aprons everything, underwear, I mean everything and I think I bought two of everything, cost a fortune, well not my fortune, but a heck of a lot, had it all shipped over. They even had this long Victorian uniform, Black, really high necked, long sleeved, floor length, trimmed with white lace, that had 4 matching petticoats underneath. About 900 Dollars. I almost did not buy it, not because of the cost, but because it would be really heavy and hot to wear in the California sun. But I just loved it though. Classic British Victorian style, so elegant and proper. I mean It is so beautiful, so I bought 3, two black and one in brilliant neon Pink and besides I thought, why should I worry about the heat, I ain’t going to be the one inside it.”
  She paused, closing the screen, as another document was passed, she placed her glasses on and after a quick scan nodded her approval, before returning her sparkling green eyes to the young man beside her.
  “So all I needed to do then was find the right candidate for the position. The perfect starting place, from which to create my perfect Maid. You see, I intend her not only to be my maid, but to be a living, breathing work of art. An example of feminine perfection in every way, from the tips of her toes to the last curl of her lashes. She will be perfect. Do you understand young man? Perfect.  She will be exquisitely made up, a masterpiece of beauty, every detail of her eyes and lips must be refined and defined, I will accept nothing but perfection at all times, because she will be a reflection of me. Her body will be sculpted and flawless, She will have long, long legs and a slim waist, Flat toned stomach and in time shall have pretty, delicate, up turned breasts, tipped with copper nipples that shall stiffen to the touch of my slow polishing caress. Yes she will be perfection, because  if she is not perfection, she will be….. punished”.
   She paused letting the word hang in the air
“Young man….. Do I shock you?
   The young man swallowed, he knew she could feel his legs tremble beneath her softly controlling touch. “N….No Madame, you don’t”
  “Really?, really truly? Then…. I shall try harder”,
She slowly and deliberately licked her lips, her eyes darting about his blush red face.
  “What if I were to tell you something else….. a secret maybe, yes a secret, what if I were to tell you……”,
   She lent closer still, her lips inches from his ear, her breath on his cheek.
“…..that My girls were not always girls and that My girls…… were once…. boys. Boys, Just ….like…you”
  The woman heart leapt as she felt the young mans leg tense beneath her touch. 
“You see, I do not need any more money, I do not invest to gain wealth, I invest to gain…..pretty playthings, pretty feminine playthings… Like You”.
 The cool, American beauty felt her heart flutter with delight, as confusion and uncertainty flooded her young mans face.
  “Gentlemen may I address the clarity of clause 69, paragraph 12 of the transfer document”. She squeezed the young mans knee.
 There was a shuffling of papers.
    The head of the young mans company cleared his throat, “No, no dispute Ms Williams” he said, looking over the top of his glasses, “employee transfer document Signed by yourself and countered by myself, Ms Richmond and named employee Andrew Watson, the young man to your left. No I see no flaws in it at all. In Fact I must say, Congratulation Andrew on signing such a comprehensive contract. It is a shame you are leaving us after such a brief time, however I believe Ms Williams is offering you a very bright and secure future on her personal staff in California”.
   “Thank you Mr Johnson”. The woman said, before returning her gaze to the stunned young man beside her. She smiled,
  “Now young man……Have I shocked you?”

Monday, 22 June 2015

Music Break

Hi Everyone
   I have been away for a few days with friends, having a naughty and wonderful time, so to prove I am still here I just wanted to share a video clip which came up in a conversation I had with a very dear friend. It was first shown on british TV, we think, in the year I was born. Who said Latex was a new thing.
  This Is Bucks Fizz, with Cheryl Baker and Shelley Preston sweating it up in Latex and PVC.



Thanks for being there, now I had better get back to creating some stuff.
XXX
Andy

Friday, 12 June 2015

New Art "Up Town, Downton Maid"

 Hi Everyone
  Yes it is time for some new art and once more we find Andy performing his duties as Maid. I wanted to step away from the frilly lacyness of a French Maid and try to create a more buttoned up English Maid, after all Andy is English and so I came up with this, sleek, floor length dress, very formal, very demure and very restrictive, yet still, as I hope ,very sexy. I followed that theme through to our Hero/Heroines, slick back hair and rich make up, again very formal and correct. I hope I have captured the delicacy of the Latex, in the semi transparent areas about the neck line and Apron.
  I then realised the place were a clean, Downton Abbey accent is really appreciated is in the wonderful United States (I had my accent commented on a number of times when I was there) and so decided to place poor Andy in the hands of two, up town New York sophisticates who love to engage in good old "Oneupmanship" with their elegant circle of friends and what could be more impressive than your very own, cute, cut glass accented,  English, Sissy Maid.......Poor Andy
  Hope you like it,
  Take care all and many thanks
XXXXX
Andy

Monday, 8 June 2015

Emma Watson talks Latex

Hi Everyone,
   Please allow me a little indulgence as I set the scene.
 Smoked glass, gleaming chrome and elegant gold details. The warm atmosphere filled with the aroma of warm rubber. Whilst from every direction the click click of killer heels beat out their sensual tattoo on the polished black marble floor. Welcome to the offices of SmoothSlicknShiny, Another day at the heartbeat of sissy and latex fantasy had nearly reached an end, when in the other office, I can hear voices raised above the hush the of the usual sensual whisper. I look up, activate the auto de-smoking on my executive offices glass and stop dead. Now I have had many astonishing adventures from my time as a Maid, to experiencing a Vacbed, from being a very naked and very embarrassed party table decoration (Bottoms up, hands off please) to being one "Yes" away from stepping full-time into a new life as a young woman, I have had a few "Dear Diary" moments, but now, right now I was looking at something I never imagined seeing in the flesh.
  With her dark hair, slicked back to highlight those famous and perfectly feminine features, dramatic eyes,glossed red lips and high polished cheekbones,
British Actress and modern style icon Emma Watson, in skintight blue Latex jeans and ruffled semi-transparent black Latex blouse is posing with cool elegance for our staffs cameras. For a long moment I am spellbound by both the glow of her casual charm and by just how petite she would be if it were not for the 6" black Patent heels. However I am as weak as anyone for a photo and like
everyone else I can't resist just one for a personal keepsake. After a few moments our chief roving reporter Amanda Keira appears and greets our guest with a kiss and hug of an old friend, words are exchanged, a clear compliment on Emmas style  brings a wide warm smile to the young beauties face and I can't help but notice the similarities between Emma and Amanda K, both possess that Petite boyish frame, slim waist and long elegant legs and the similarities are even more so today as Amanda K's short  feminine Pixie crop is a perfect mirror of Emmas slicked back style. I am still gazing at our guest when they both turn and Amanda K, points the way to my office. Moments later I have the gorgeous Emma Watson warm hand in mine. My compliment on her stunning look is accepted with a cute angling of the head and  dazzling smile and I am in love..........
   Ladies and gentlemen This is the day we here at S.S.n.S  have been looking forward to. The first sit down interview with the woman at the heart of one of the nations biggest mysteries The Garmentia Latexium curse, Emma Watson and over the next few weeks we here will bring you that interview as we take Emma back through some of her most memorable
Latexium moments, to learn the inside story surrounding them and also to answer some of our reader questions and reveal the truth behind this photo. Left




E.Watson....Oh my god no!, tell me you have that photo. Oh please I have never seen it, ever. That must have been the most embarrassing ever. I so needed to apologise for my language after that.


Well, yes we do have "That" Photo and more besides.
So with all that and more coming soon, please stay tuned.

XXXX
Andy 

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Kylie Minogue in Latex on Italian TV


Hi Everyone,
  Just a quick post. I finally came across a HD version of Kylie in Latex performing on the Italian version of The Voice a year agao. I have posted the rehearsal version of this, but never had a good one of the actual performance. Looks hot, in every way.
  Like I say, just a quick post, but I hope you like it.


XXX
Andy