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Monday, 14 February 2022

New Art. Welcome to The Neighbourhood

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A new a beautiful 
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Hi Everyone
  Welcome to Monday, I hope we are all well XXX
Bit of a bigger post than usual. 
  Usually on Valentines day, I would be sharing a little moment between Andy and Will, however due to issues we will have to wait for that moment for a little bit, but it will be worth the wait. 
 Anyway until then. here is another chance to live the ultimate romantic moment between our two helplessly devoted young loves and to all who have someone to love and be loved by, my best wishes and to all those who have not yet found the one, my biggest hugs and love.
XXX



So on with the new stuff

      Today we have the full version of a piece previewed over on Patreon a few weeks ago, As ever it created many super comments and ideas of what might have been happening in to. However today we have the definitive version.
   It is set during first few weeks of Andy and Aunt Jane visit to America, Around about the time these images were set.




So now we return to that quiet suburb for,  Welcome to the Neighbourhood.

XXX




And now those sweet little ideas from Patrons

Skinnie S
Well that will stir the imagination.  It looks like a delectable looking Aunt Jane is briefing her rather reluctant nephew before he starts on an assignment as a maid for a wealthy household.  I wonder what she's saying and where she is going in those superb latex pants and Chanel jacket?  She clearly has an assignation or business meeting.  We'll have to see.
Superb xxx


Robyn Stephens
That and how about Aunt Jane was returning from wherever she was and found Andy outside, maybe trying to escape and got caught 


Aidan
Jane is saying to Andy: Don't be shy, your look perfect. No one will embarrass you. Serve the ladies and gentlemen their drinks gracefully and remember to curtsy.


aster
Hmm, difficult. Lady Jane looks as though she has told Andy something which he is not happy about and she is seeing how he reacts. He has a frown possibly or is doubtful, maybe even resistant or angry. He might have actually stamped his foot! - but that is not like him, is it? (Andy! Don't make a face! You'll get lines!.) Perhaps as he is made more feminine he is affected by very female mood swings and is now more 'emotional'? Oh dear ... hormones!         

elexander holinaty
Love Lady Jane's shoes. Andy looks so cuddly.        

Lee
I hope it is not a spy mission for our duo. As for me, I could use a maid service to keep the kitchen clean and keep refilling my coffee mug. Milk, dark, no sugar. Andy is keeping slim and trim so I imagine the sounds of his heels clicking away on the hardwood floors. Giving his location as he tinkers about. If he does a good job, I may have him back to lounge around the pool as I work hard in my home office.

 




Friday, 11 February 2022

Friday Fun with Christeen

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 The return of the
heroic Lady Jane 
in a  new, thrilling
 two fisted adventure.







 Hi Everyone
   I do apologise for not posting on Wednesday, but time and tide took me away and I had no time to get anything down, but fear not next week the round up will return.
    Anyway, it's Friday and that means we clear the decks for the arrival of the wonderful Christeen. These are, as ever, superb, especially the first..
XXX
Andy










Monday, 7 February 2022

New Art. Not a Game

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Gotta say I really
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Hi Everyone.
  This is a piece I posted on Patreon a few weeks ago, only that one had a very unique addition, exclusive to Patreon, something a few people spotted on the wall.
  I had no dialogue for this one so offered it out to Patron friends to suggest ideas and I have added those super comments at the end.
Hope you like this
XXX
Andy





Not a Game
By
Skinnie Stallion


Jane wasn’t sure how much more of this she could take. She wished he’d stop. His bottom lip was starting to tremble.   She hated it when he got like this.  She had to find the right words, otherwise she knew tears would be on their way.  She really didn’t want him to cry even though he looked so sweet when his mascara ran: it made him so delicately feminine and vulnerable. When he got like that she just wanted to pick him up and cuddle him: he was still the boy that she’d so lovingly nurtured.  Her boy.  Her pretty boy.  Her love.  But that was no consolation when he was upset, and she definitely didn’t want him having a tantrum.   Not at this time in the evening, and not when the evening had gone so well.    Until now.

Andy had been so good all evening: a real credit to her.   He may not have had much to do, but he’d done it extremely well.  All his training was in evidence.   Jane might have prepared the meal, but his service had been exemplary. When he’d arrived at the Towers that Friday afternoon, he’d immediately changed into his maid’s uniform and done his own make-up while she was cooking.   After a week living in his little flat and working in town, he was always excited to come and spend the weekend with her. It had taken many months, but he was now settled into the routine.  He loved being with her and being the person he wanted  to be.  

He laid the little circular table rather than the big dining one and positioned it by the window.  He’d put candles around the arc of the bay window to give a perfect romantic feel for dinner.   He’d stood dutifully at the back of the dining room, straight back, tall in his heels and hands clasped in front of his little apron.  At her merest nod, he’d clear plates, serve the next course, or top up glasses.  He’d even loaded the dishwasher and tidied the kitchen during coffee.   And he looked fabulous.  Not just the  perfect dutiful maid, but the perfect sissymaid.

It was a shame it had come to this after such a nice evening.  It was Mayfield’s casual, “So I’ll pick you up at seven tomorrow,” as Andy was helping him into his coat before the walk back to the Vicarage that had set him off.  At least he’d maintained his composure until Mayfield had gone.  

Jane could see from the scowl on his face that something had upset her pretty nephew but was baffled why.  He’d completed clearing the dining room and cleaning the kitchen before setting the burglar alarm and going her upstairs to her bedroom to undress her.  “But Auntie, I don’t want you going out.   Not on a Saturday night,” he’d immediately protested as he lifted the short little red leather bolero jacket from her shoulders.  “Saturday nights are when we can be together.   We’ve already missed our Friday night ‘Netflix and chill’ because he was here.”

“Andrew, we can always catch-up on Netflix another time.  And please don’t refer to Mayfield as ‘he’.   Reverend Green, The Reverend or Mayfield, please.”  Jane glossed over the ‘chill’: his appetite and interests had increased a lot since his three week stay with The Sisterhood.

“Why don’t you just call him your boyfriend?” he exclaimed with a petulant, little stamp of his Louboutin on the polished wood floor, as his fingers started on the top button of her white silk blouse, its dĂ©colletage revealing her cleavage but hiding her bustier corset.   He paused and stared in her face, his hands grazing her uplifted embonpoint.  She was accustomed to him caressing her breasts when he polished her latex, but she was amazed by his effrontery and confidence: he’d come on so much since his stay at Knightley Manor.  “I thought you just liked girls,” he added slyly. 

“My tastes are my affair, young lady,” riposted Jane. Perhaps The Sisterhood was right, he did need a firmer, guiding hand.   “Now do your duty.”  

Andy began to unbutton her blouse.   “But why?” he whined.  

“Because he asked.   And it seemed like a kindness.” 

Andy knelt behind Jane and unzipped her below-the-knee black leather pencil skirt. He took her hand and steadied her as she stepped out of it.  “A kindness!  I don’t mind you having girlfriends round on Saturdays.  I don’t expect you all to myself.”

“You don’t mind!  How dare you!”  This was ridiculous.  She never argued with Andrew.  Maybe she teased him, maybe he teased her, but they never argued.  This was tantrum mode.  “You are here as my maid.  And my niece.   If you don’t like that, you leave.”

“Oh, Auntie, no!  I didn't mean it like that.” The tears were coming. 

Jane sat down and held his hand.  “Look this is not a game.  I know you like being with me.  I like being with you.  I love you, Andrew.”  She could see her nephew gulp and his bottom lip quivering.   “Maybe not always in the way you want, but I love you.”

“I love you too, Auntie.”

“I know honey.”

“I just wanted to be with you tomorrow evening.”

“But you will, darling.”

“How can I be?  You’ll be out with him.  Sorry.  You’ll be out with Mayfield.”

“But you’ll be with us, you silly goose.”  

“What!”  Jane could see his exquisitely plucked, lined and brushed  eyebrows rising in astonishment.

“Of course you’ll be with us.  How else does a double date work?”

“A double date?!”  

“Yes, a double date.  Weren’t you listening?”

“I don’t know anything about this.”   

 “But you heard Mayfield saying he’d pick us up tomorrow at seven.”

“I heard him say he’d pick you up.  Nothing about me.”

“He meant both of us.  That’s how a double date works.”

“But what ‘double date’?  I don’t know anything about this.”

“Oh, Andy!”  She rarely used the shortened form of his name.  He’d been Andrew to her since she’d first been asked by his mother to babysit for her.  He might have been thirteen at the time, but they still called it babysitting.  But it was him who’d wanted to play with her make-up; him who’d wanted to try on her high heels and totter round the lounge.  She still kept a photograph of him made-up and pretty on her bedroom wall.   He hadn’t changed.  “Don’t you listen?”

“Listen to what?”

“The double date Mayfield promised tomorrow.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

And then the penny dropped.  “You must’ve been in the kitchen when Mayfield talked about it over coffee.  His cousin’s down from Edinburgh and visiting this weekend.  Mayfield suggested  we all go out together.  He thought you’d like his cousin.”

“Really!  I can come too.”

“Yes, a double date.”

“Are you sure you won’t mind Auntie?  Me going out with someone on a date.”

“Well, you don’t mind me seeing Mayfield.  Or Chantelle, or Trixie.”

Andy wrinkled his cute little nose slightly but said, “No, of course not Auntie.  But, I’ll have to go home in the morning, I’ll need something to wear.”

“No need.  You can wear one of your dresses, honey”

“Not if I’m out on a date, I can’t.”

“You will young man.  You will if you want to go out in public with me.”

“But won’t she think I’ll look stupid?”

“Why?”

“Wearing a dress.”

“But you look very pretty wearing a dress.”

“I know.  But Mayfield’s cousin may find it odd.”

“Not at all.  You’ll look wonderful.  I was thinking the little pink latex mini-dress with your nude Very PrivĂ© pumps with the five inch heel.  You’ll have time in the morning to get your nails done and the girls at the salon can do your make-up after giving you a wash and blow.  You’ll need your toes done too for the open toe.”  

“I love that dress and those heels.  Can I really wear them?”

“Yes, of course.”

“What’s Mayfield’s cousin’s name?  I hope I like her.”

“I think the Reverend said it was Joe.”

“Oh, Jo.  That’s easy to remember.  I hope we get along.”

“I’m sure you will.” 

“Great!  Can we go to bed now Auntie, please?”

“Yes, of course.”  Jane was delighted by how his mood had changed.  He was back to Friday night Andy.   “Thank you for all you’ve done this evening.   Sorry for that silly musinderstanding.  I hope you’re not too tired after all your work tonight.”

“Not yet, Auntie.  Not Yet.”

---------
It didn’t take long for Andy to take off his maid’s dress and clean his teeth.  He never took his make-up off on Friday night’s.  Jane loved how his fluttering false eyelashes tickled.  She made sure her lube and harness were ready beside her bed because she understood her maid’s needs.   As he settled lower down in the bed she said, “And Andy, I think it’s Joe.  Short for Joseph.”  Jane relaxed with pleasure as he continued lapping unperturbed.  But maybe he didn’t hear that too well either with her thighs clamped round his ears.  

Or maybe he had.   ‘Oh, Auntie!’ he was thinking, and he shifted his bottom upwards slightly as if anticipating future pleasures.   He might like this game.

                                                         ********************

And now some of the super comments from patrons 


oflorenz
I love so much this frame, if I was Andy I’d be eager to help Aunt Jane to chose the right skirt to match her amazing corset for the upcoming date with Rev Mayfield (maybe a sheer pleated skirt?)

Jalterego1
As Aunt Jane is looking at Andy’s flat chest, it seems by wearing them herself in front of him, she is showing him the kind of corset and underwear he will soon be obliged to wear to uplift his growing bosom.

Lee
Is Andy ready to turn and get her outfit for the date with The Rev? Whatever it is The Reverend will be putty in her hands. Led along by her wishes. Is that such a bad thing? Andy will stay at home and putter around the house. Tidying, then checking his make-up. Has The Reverend seen him dressed thus . . and serving his Auntie with loving eyes? Baby steps.

Aidan
Gorgeous piece.
Andy been up late waiting. Andy has to always look proper so would be still at that time.
I think Jane is back from her date.  Gently filling Andy in that the her and the Rev are an item, and may be seen around the house more often.

Bob Zorl
I like the photos on the wall.
(Thanks Bob XXX)

Ballet Sissy
Jane is explaining that she is implementing a permanent new rule and that the gorgeous Andy will have to curtsey to her every time he leaves or enters a room she is in.  


Friday, 4 February 2022

It's FriYayyyyyyyyy

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A new preview piece
by my own hand. 
Te is something in those
shadows and as ever
on preview it is without
dialogue. 








Hi Everyone
  Happy Friyayyyyyy and there is no better way to cheer in the weekend, than to spend it with the wonderful Christeen.
Gotta say, loving the new shiny Chris
XXX








Wednesday, 2 February 2022

A shiny Wednesday round up.

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Hi Everyone
   On todays Wednesday round up we have a super little tale from o dear Skinnie stallion, taking one of my pieces as his inspiration.
Plus quite a few of  our favourite people and a few new ones have been getting all Smooth, Slick and shiny for us.
Enjoy
XXX

First a stunning bit of cosplay, If they had re-booted MIB like this it would have been a total hit.


  Now a newcomer to our blog, someone I have enjoyed watching for some time. Natalie Pinkham 44 is the pit lane reporter for Sky Formula One racing and the other night she went out to a party with some of her friends in a pair of stunning and no doubt squeaky vinyl pants.





Now and before it gets lost we have that super story from our dear sweet Skinnie S


Little Woman
By Skinnie Stallion


"Will you stop.  There's so little time if I'm going to get you to the Village Hall in time for the start.  It'll be Overture and Beginners soon.   At least you'll be properly made-up and dressed."   

It had been only two hours since Mayfield's call.   It was so unfortunate Emily Wilson going down with some bug or other this afternoon.   Mayfield had heard from the director about her plans to cancel.  That would be so disappointing for all the people who’d booked.  It would also mean no income for the Village Hall and the Church’s spire repair fund.   There had to be some way of saving the evening’s performance.   Luckily he'd the presence of mind to call Jane.   


“But gloves,” protested Andy, “would she wear gloves?   And latex ones too.   Latex opera gloves?”

“I’m not taking any chances.  I don’t want you catching anything before Christmas,”   replied Jane, “not on the last weekend.”

“So has Emily got COVID?” asked Andy. 

“Mayfield wasn’t sure, but best to take no chances.   And remember your mask only comes off just when you’re going on stage.”

“But latex?”

“We do want you to be wipe clean.  You can be sanitised and glossed all at the same time.”

“Yes, Auntie.   Can we run through my lines again?”

“No time, I’m afraid, darling.   You’ve got the gist and most of the words from that highlighted script Mayfield dropped round.   You just need to watch for your cues and improvise if you hesitate.   Look at the wings or the orchestra if you really get stuck: Mayfield and the director will have cue cards ready just in case. The stage manager will take care of the stage directions and get you on.   Probably the most difficult bit will be the blocking and the exits.   You’ll just have to follow the guidance of the other actors to ensure you’re in the right position and come off when you’re meant.”

“Yes, Auntie.   I’d so wanted to go with you to watch the play.   I’d wanted to sit with you.  I know you wanted me to wear my black vinyl pants.  I thought they’d look chic with a white latex blouse, my So Kates, and my little black fur bolero cape.  And I wanted to wear that nice steel collar you’d got me for my birthday; the one with the D-ring at the throat.”  Andy knew it would be his only chance with Jane that evening since he was certain she’d want to congratulate Mayfield after the performance.  

“Yes, you’d have looked lovely.”

“I wish I was playing Jo, that’s who I’d like to be.”

“Oh, honey!    Meg’s much more you.”  

“Really?”

“Jo’s strong and assertive.  Meg’s meek and unsure of herself.  She’s so you.  A pretty boy still finding his way  in the feminine world.”

“But she’s a girl,” protested Andy.

“And aren’t you when you’re with me?  My very special girl.”

“Yes, Auntie” submitted Andy affectionately.

“Now let’s get you to the car and to the Hall.   This will be the best production of ‘Little Women’ ever.   Well, maybe the best AmDram one.  Certainly the best with an understudy.  But definitely the very best, if not the very first, with the sexiest sissy playing one of the sisters.”

“But no-one will know.”


“Of course they will honey.  Mayfield told me he was going to print a little insert for the programme.  It’ll say something like: ‘Due to illness, in tonight’s performance the part of Meg March will be taken by Andrew Watson.’”

“Oh, that means everyone will know.”

“What do they know?  It just means you're a versatile understudy.”  

“But they’ll see me as a girl.”

“Good.   It’ll be on stage.  In Shakespeare’s time, all the female parts were played by boys or young men.   You didn’t seem worried when you were going to be with me in the audience in PVC pants and heels. “

“Oh, that’s different.  That’s when I’m with you and most people just see your niece, Andy.”   

“And slave collar?” 

“Her rather stylish niece.  It’ll just look like a choker.   No-one would  know how you tether me.  But, I won’t be your niece.  I’ll be down in the programme as Andrew, not Andy. What will mum and dad think if they hear?”

“Don’t worry, I sorted that when you were doing your make-up.  Mayfield had some spare tickets.  They’ll be there although near the back.”

“What!  Oh, Auntie!” exclaimed an exasperated Andy.  “And Auntie, why did you want me to wear my Hummingbird?”

“When it comes, to the curtain calls, I want to applaud you in my own special way.  And I want you to have a smile on your face when you bow to the audience.   Now go on and break a leg!  You’ll be great.”

 

The clapping finally died down.   The applause had been tumultuous, and the cast had taken several curtain calls.   Meg had been called out from the line several times.   Mayfield had been going through his thanks to the director, the cast, the stagehands, and the company.  He was finally wrapping up.  “Thank you for all the money you’ve raised tonight for Church funds and the spire renovation.   And we’d love to see you back in the summer.   The director tells me that the next production will be ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’.    Given tonight’s fabulous understudy’s apparent comic timing,” there was a ripple of applause at mention of Andy, “she’s already said that she’d like Andrew Watson to play the part of the weaver, Nick Bottom.   I’m sure we’d all like to see Andrew’s Bottom.”



Lady Jane Fullerton-Jones sat back in her seat with a wry smile and briefly turned his Hummingbird to maximum.   A shame, she’d seen Andy more as Hermia, but she was sure the director wouldn’t take much persuading: she was new to the village and did look rather nice.   But he could be a Puck.   An ambiguous Puck.  Yes, he’d be a very nice Puck.
 

“Wasn’t that great?” said Andy’s mother as Lady Jane finally emerged from the Hall.

“Yes, I knew he’d be good.  Did you come by yourself?  I’d asked the Reverend for two tickets.”

“Don’t worry, he was here.   The proud father.   No, him outdoors is fetching the car.  We have to dash; we’ve got a party to go to.”

“How nice.”

“And Jane, thank you for persuading Andy to perform.  He clearly has talent.  He looked so lovely.”

“Thank you.”

“And Jane…..”

“Yes?”

“I think it’s time.  Don’t you?   You have my blessing.”

“Are you sure?   I had been hoping to see Mayfield tonight but if you’re OK.”

“Yes, I’m sure.    He looked so pretty tonight. He was Meg.   You make such a lovely couple.   Meg deserves her reward.   When you get him home, make him the girl he wants to be.”

“Thank you, hun.   I’ll make him feel like a proper girl tonight.   Thanks for coming.  Enjoy your party.  Sorry, I can’t kiss you in this mask.  Ciao!  ”


                                                                        *************************


  Next a couple of quickies.First Bell and Gigi Hadid in a new campaign for Versace. Seems the legendary fashion house is hoping the copy the global success of the YSL Latex dress of last year.



Finally , Pamela and Tommy premieres today , with the lovely Lily James taking the role of the legendary Ms Anderson.
One can expect a touch of Latex in the show, plus one hopes a remake of this classic moment.





XXXXXX













Monday, 31 January 2022

New Art . Day Care

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Hi Everyone
  Monday comes around so quickly, everyone rushing off to work and it is no different for Aunt Jane, because even sexy and loving Aunties have to earn a living.
  However if Aunt Jane is way, what is a devoted Aunt to do about her beloved nephew? Simple, make sure he is as cute and fluffy as can be and take him somewhere she will be loved and cared for until she returns.
   I hope you like this, it went down a treat on Patreon where it was free of my dialogue and everyone had such super ideas of what was happening. Our dearest Skinnie has even written 3 or 4 versions of how he saw the story unfold and I will take delight in sharing those, and other ideas from Patreon friends, with you over the next few weeks, but for today, we see Andy and his fluffy companion Bill taking another step closer to Jane's dream for him.
  Big Hugs
XXX
Andy




As a little extra, a nice close up of those dewy eyes.




Friday, 28 January 2022

Christeen on Friday

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calendar and this month
Andy has been transformed
in an outfit ranked high
in last years vote. 
Prepare for battle





Hi Everyone
 A quick notice. I have updated the Wednesday round up with the addition of a video of Amanda Holden in that pink latex dress.

  A fabulous Friday to you all, I hope it finds you all well and happy.
As ever Friday is the day we discover what embarrassments have befallen poor Chris in his on going journey into femininity.
  Thank you Christeen
XXX
Andy