Hi Everyone
Breaking news. Stories have been circulating that the curse which had been afflicting Miss Emma Watson has returned.
Though these reports are as yet unsubstantiated, a newly discovered and image of the British Actress attending the MTV awards a few years ago, wearing what appears to be a skintight black Latex Minidress, has ignited the media rumor mill to the prospect of a new out break. At the time this image was suppressed
Today, in the cause of hard journalism, we at SmoothSlicknShiny dare to publish that photo.
Breaking news. Stories have been circulating that the curse which had been afflicting Miss Emma Watson has returned.
Though these reports are as yet unsubstantiated, a newly discovered and image of the British Actress attending the MTV awards a few years ago, wearing what appears to be a skintight black Latex Minidress, has ignited the media rumor mill to the prospect of a new out break. At the time this image was suppressed
Today, in the cause of hard journalism, we at SmoothSlicknShiny dare to publish that photo.
Disclaimer
Warning. It has come to our attention that the suppression of the above image was due to clear and substantiated reports of the curse being transferred via its viewing.It is believed those looking upon this photo suffer effects ranging from becoming shrouded in the aroma of warm Latex to total Latexification of all outfits.
Beware.
Notes from editor
A, hard journalism. Who are we trying to kid.
B, Perhaps we should have placed warning disclaimer at top of text.
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Andy
Well, so far, so good. No change, or even the smell of latex.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the warning anyway.
I agree that the photo is a few years ago. She is in her mid twenties now. With the way that dress encases her I imagine that she could hide it under her everyday clothing. That is if she can tolerate the heat and squisheyness between skin and latex. Maybe she went skiing after to keep her cool.
As always she is a cutie. I almost feel dirty considering the difference in our ages. Also, as always you and your people at SSnS are at the forefront of the news we need to know. Many awards in your future.
Stay safe
Hi Lee
DeleteYes it has been kept under wraps for some time it would seem, as I hear was Emma, the dress being both seamless and without any clear fastenings. Glad to hear no ill effects from viewing aand simple admiration is not a dirty thing.
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Thank you, Andy, I defer to your expertise.
DeleteNo seams? Is it a shrink wrap? I hate to bare my ignorance, but one has to learn to grow.
You and yours are a wealth of knowledge.
XYXY
Heat wrap dresses are not common, a loose fit becomes skin tight once exposed to the bodies own heat, but this is not clear whether it is a dress of choice or the curse in action.Either way the result is hot both for the viewer and the wearer.
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Indeed
DeleteCrikey, with posts like this you'll soon be workign for The Mail Online. You make the image seem like a version of "The Ring". (Aunt Jane hasn't been playing with it again, has she? )
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Ooooo a back hand comment, perhaps then I might progress to the Daily Star to report on the big issues of Big Brother life.
DeleteAnd Aunt Jane often has Andys Ring slipped onto her finger.
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Wow Emma Watson lookd very Sexy in this Dress
ReplyDeleteThanks Mike, Our Emma could look sexy in a cardboard box.
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Oh no, it's happening again! Starting to feel unusual. Thinking of a shopping trip to London. Train arrives at Waterloo, and only a couple of minutes to The Cut and that shop again. Damn you! Now where's my doctor?
ReplyDeleteBirdie X
Oh Birdie, you always were susceptible to the curse, I knew that disclaimer should have been bigger. Never mind, if you are being drawn toward Waterloo, just slip down to Lower Marsh street,as a Doctor, I can think of few better treatments than a long browse round Honour.
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Yes indeedy and fine advice from Dr Watson. Your friend Sheila's surmame isn't Holmes by any chance. No need to reply to such a poor comment. Definitely not myself at the moment.
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OH dear a do hope you feel yourself again soon, (no not like that) XX
DeleteSheila is not a Holmes but that is a great character name for a story i am trying to write.
Just incase you need cheering, I have received an on the spot update on this years Met Gala, featuring Bella Hadid, Beyonce and Emma Watson in Latex.
Stay tuned
XXX
Just home from my London vacation trip.
ReplyDeleteFound this sign of shiny even hitting Wimbledon tennis stars.
http://www.leathercelebrities.com/photos/entry/heather-watson-at-the-annual-wta-pre-wimbledon-party/
Please enjoy this other miss Watson.
Oh interesting, perhaps Heather was googling herself and inadvertently found our Emmas photo. We did warn you one glance might be all it takes.
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It's this a fake? No way, please. It's perfect. Chapeau to you!
ReplyDeleteHello there, XX Thank you for your wonderful comment.
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