The title of our piece today says it all and it is with a duty to our readers we report the following startling events.
Amanda Keira here reporting from the fabulous Metropolitan Museum of Art (Met)Gala,here in beautiful New York. And what an evening of glamour and beauty it was, however it was an evening marred by an outbreak of the curse , the name of which even we at Smoothslicknshiny dare not speak its name following my very own hot pant incident at a club last week.
The outbreak was as ever directly centred on the 26 year old Paris born British actress Emma Watson around whom the curse first manifested in early 2011. However this time it was not only she who suffered it's direct effects, with superstar singer Beyonce right and Model Bella Hadid Left also suffering Latexification events,both of whom had been seen chatting with Miss Watson early in the evening.
The former's Givenchy gown transforming into a near transparent flesh tone early in the evening followed by Model Bella Hadid who stood out at the after event party in what was a clearly a very freshly Latexofied little black dress.
However it was left to the eternally elegant Emma Watson to once more to grab the media spotlight when it seemed her sensational black and white ball gown was consumed by the curses power, forcing the beautiful, if rather embarrassed, actress to attend the after event Party in what was a stunning skintight black and Gold military accented outfit, made up of close fitting, high collared, deep buttoned jacket and impossibly tight black latex pants, slipped into Gold trimmed high gloss, black riding boots.
I did my best as the guest left in the early hours to grab a word from Miss Watson, however all I got was a word, a single word and a knowing look and that word? was "Hot"
Well yes you were Emma, Hot as ever in every way.
From New York this is, Amanda Keira Louboutin.
Hi Amanda K here, I would like to take this oppotunity to thank the patrons and staff of Boop! night club for their understanding regarding my own, shrinking, curse affected, Rubberized, hot-pants and for Cindy, Ellie,Marie and Charlotte for their aid in removing them .