Sorry for the delay in reporting, but over the last few days reports have reached us here at Smoothslick'n'shiny, of British Actress Emma Watson experiencing a new attack of the mysterious Latexium Curse, which has plagued her for months now.
It was thought the curse, accidentally cast during the filming of the Harry Potter films, had died away, However at a recent event in Cambridge England, It was clear, as our exclusive picture reveals, Miss Watsons torment was far from over..
It is believed the outbreak may have been caused by Miss Watson choosing to wear PVC in a recent photo shoot. (Left).It is hypothesised, by those studying the curse, that a malevolence exists within its structure and any deviance results in a flare up of the phenomenon.We can only hope a cure is found fast, but until then we can always offer the consolation that be it in silk, satin, leather or latex, Miss Watson remains one of the style icons of the 21st century.
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