Smooth Slick n Shiny. The kinky dreams of Andy.latex.....
This is a blog about Kinky stuff, at no point are any of the characters under the age of consent. This is the story of a young man discovering his true self with the guidance of a loving and understanding Aunt. It is a tricky world for those who are searching for identity and we should all offer our love and support to those who are struggling.
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Friday, 18 September 2026
Thanks Miss Kimmi, It's Christeen time
Wednesday, 16 September 2026
Wednesday fun, with Skinnie and Amber and Dani and more
Hi Everyone
Sorry this is a bit messy, but I have had almost no time to sit and work this week. I seem to be running faster and faster and getting nowhere, but I guess I am not alone in that these days.
That said I felt I needed to share some of the amazing bits and bobs I am sent.
This also included the final part of Skinnie Stallions amazing story
Hope you enjoy
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Andy
Firstly I came across this the other day, it is a sweet reworking of one of my stories, recreated in video form in Spanish.
It is such a treat to think my silly work is worth someone's time to rewrite and create. I am touched XX
Funnily enough I have been working on this series myself in another form, so stay tuned.
Now this is a sneak peek at the work of Brianna who has a paid for Patreon and is creating a story based on my art.
As a fellow Patreon user it is only polite to promote their work and Brianna is quite a talent.
For more https://www.patreon.com/BriannaDemonet/posts/aunt-jane-and-1-161938499 As ever all Patreon is a paid for platform.
Here are a few bits I created a while ago but am pretty sure never saw the light of day.
From the imagination of Sissy Dani. I have lots of Sissy Dani's work,but selected these for today. For no reason other than I like them....a lot
ing all that on its shoulders, the final part in Skinnie Stallions amazing story. Gotta say I love this one.
8. No Way Out: Art for Art’s Sake
Mariana sent Monica to bring the next reporter through. “Thank you, Monica. And who are you, and who do you work for?” she asked the petite blonde girl. The girl looked far too young to be working for a serious journal.
“I’m Jenny Smith from ‘Art Review’, Ms Abramopov,” said the girl.
Mariana was pleasantly surprised. So young. So pretty. “Mmmm…… Jenny Smith? Ah yes, didn’t you write that splendid piece on Jules Mahrute?”
“Yes. Do you mind if I record?”
“Not at all, my dear.”
Jenny turned on her hand held recorder. “Can you tell me, Ms Abramopov, about your new show and its provocative title?”
“I have been planning this show for a long time. It seemed like a natural follow on from my last show, ‘Erotic Journey’. This will also be a show that will be easier to tour.”
“And its title…..?” queried Jenny.
“It’s a rebellion against the male dominated, formal art Establishment. I call it ‘Cunt’ because I feel it dares to utter and evoke the female condition of so many women. In an epistemiological sense, a woman’s cunt can define the role of a woman; it can also mis-define. It is both a symbol of her oppression through history and her way of expressing herself. It is a source of both her weakness and her power. Her menstrual cycle shows her alignment with the lunar cycle and fixes a woman’s attachment to the Lunar Goddess who oversees all womankind. A woman’s fertility both empowers and enslaves her. A woman’s period is one of the original causes of sodomy in the human species. The first woman would have been sodomised by the first man when she was having her period. Adam would have sodomised Eve. It’s only after their offspring matured that the beauty of the arrangement will have become manifest. Mankind is one of the few species that makes use of the secondary route; its availability liberates both men and women. Men can experience what it is like to be a woman, or what it is like in between. This show demonstrates that we are all, each and every one of us, Cunts.”
“There is a difference in this show though in that you will not yourself, be one of the exhibits, Ms Abramopov.”
“Not at all, Ms Smith, or can I call you Jenny? Unlike my other shows, I will not be a fixed exhibit, but I will be present and perform at all my showings. I will be wearing this outfit and walking round the gallery. I have particularly chosen to wear this cashmere jacket from Ralph Lauren coupled with a pair of JaneStyle latex pants from Bergman and Knightley, and a pair of Louboutin SoKate 120s. I carry a matching shiny black Yves St Laurent handbag. Each of the four items embody style, luxury and feminine sexuality.”
“I certainly love your pants and your heels,” said Jenny.
“They help me exude the mystery of the femme fatale or the Mistress. They signify the allure and power of the Dominatrix and express the freedom and supremacy of women today in our continuing fight against the patriarchy. I will also be wearing a BumbleBee Egg from Bergman and Knightley.”
“An egg?”
“Yes, an egg. A vibrating egg. The egg will be timed to vibrate every thirty minutes for five minutes.”
“Won’t that be uncomfortable?”
“Not at all. My art shows that it is the true route to pleasure. In Gallery 1, I will masturbate ……”
“Masturbate!?” interrupted Jenny.
“Yes, masturbate. Do not be shocked, Jenny. It is an act as old as Eve. Every hour, on the half hour, I will masturbate by rubbing my crotch while looking at the one of the pieces on display, pieces that show the female gaining satisfaction in the way that the Lunar Goddess intended.”
“These are the portfolio pieces, the photographs that you call …..”
“That I call ‘Cunt 1: Wet. All the girls that ever fucked and sodomised me.’’
“Isn’t that rather derivative of Emma Tracey’s work?”
“Not at all. With her “All the sissies that ever fucked me’, Emma is just being an exhibitionist. There is no spirit or passion behind the work. There is no message except Emma’s own self-absorbed fixations. In ‘Cunt 1: Wet’, I am showing femininity as a source of power. The lady is not being fucked by men. She is being penetrated by girls. Fucked by girls. Sodomised by girls. Girls with cocks. Men as they should be if we all followed the Lunar Goddess: men feminised and serving the female as equals. Men behaving as girls, succumbing to their own lusts and pleasures with their colleagues when the lady is not available. Men performing an act that used to be illegal even in your enlightened country. An act that conventional religion has condemned since antiquity and many counties still consider illegal. In contrast, the Lunar Goddess endorses a source of please that brings equality and sharing between the sexes. Men and women alike can partake of the same wonderful experience. There is no stigma, only joy in such exchange and role reversal. While observing ‘Cunt 1’, I will masturbate while receiving anal stimulation from my BumbleBee in celebration of the ancient ways of bringing pleasure and equality.”
“Oh!” said Jenny, taken aback. “I see. Moving on, your second gallery, somewhat confusingly titled Gallery Zero, is simply a white space, empty except for a white sink and a white shelf with transparent glass jars.”
“Exactly. It’s a deliberate contrast to Gallery 1. It’s why I call it Gallery Zero. The empty space is an entirely new work, ‘Cunt 0: Absence of Cunt’. In the same way that John Cage showed the hypocrisy of audiences and their oppression of musicians, I highlight the Patriarchy’s hypocrisy and oppression. The empty white room’ of ‘Cunt 0’ represents the toilet where men retreat for their solitary pleasures. Practising their self-abuse is an insult to women. Adam will have masturbated when Eve was having her period before he learned to sodomise her. Self-love excludes the love of others. It is exclusive rather than inclusive. The Lunar Goddess believes in the love of all. ‘Cunt 0’ is therefore intended to be a participative piece of art. Male visitors will be invited to live out the stereotype of male corruption and become part of the show. They can even contribute permanently to the display, should they choose, by adding to one of the jars. All will be able to observe the wasted fertility and energy. True performance art for the masses and their messes.”
“Gosh! And will you perform in this space?”
“No. It would destroy Cunt Zero’s message of toxic masculinity. I will stage my next performance and appearances in Gallery 2. Every sixty minutes on the hour, I will put on a strapon and masturbate in front of the piece before me.”
“Masturbate? A strapon?”
“Yes, I will stand and stroke the strapon while standing before my latest work. In protest against the display in Gallery Zero and egregious masculine conduct, I will wank the cock to represent the degenerate, oppressive behaviour of the Patriarchy towards womankind.”
“The controversial exhibit that you call …..”
“That I call, ‘Cunt 2: Dry Chastity.”
“And it’s with a live model, I understand. Does she have a name?”
“Probably yes, but it that’s unimportant. It’s the message the work sends that is important.”
“And that message is……?” asked a perplexed Jenny.
“That submission to the male is passé. Subservience to the male is finished. Women are liberated to live the lives we choose. We are free to make choices but continue to be imprisoned by society’s straitjacket. The piece symbolises a woman’s struggle to free herself from these bonds. It symbolises devotion to the Lunar Goddess. It demonstrates the highest form of feminine liberation: her preferred and chosen devotion is to me, the Artist, her creator and salvation, the owner of her debt. While she is fastened to the wall, I, of course, am the true centrepiece of my expedition. She is encased and helpless, while I am free. My strapon will squirt and ejaculate over the latex covering of ‘Cunt 2’ as I reach peak arousal from my BumbleBee.”
“And the title?” asked Jenny, still none the wiser.
“Her encasement in latex symbolises her perpetual struggle to free herself from her earthly constraints. Her cunt is empty. Her arse is empty. She can hear us now: her only hope is that I will release her and fuck her.”
“And the model understands this?”
“Of course. What was important to me was that she be a professional. A woman of intellect and beauty. It is vital to the integrity of the piece. If she had been a hired, willing model then the theme of removal of power would have been dulled.”
“And I am right in thinking that the same woman features in the photographs that make up the majority of the exhibit in ‘Cunt 1: Wet’ in Gallery One?”
“That is correct.”
“Is it important that it is the same woman?”
“Yes. ‘Cunt 1’ is an expression of naïve freedom. A woman may lead her life in the way she chooses. But even within that freedom, she remains trapped within our expectations. The women still receives. She does not own or control the girls. She submits to her own lustful desires. She still serves and worships cock rather than the Lunar Goddess. ‘Cunt 2’ shows her path to enlightenment and a maturity of purpose. The absence of cock is liberating her to recognise her true female self. It’s why it’s so important she can hear us talking now.”
“So this is her choice?”
“Yes, but she has no option. She has a debt to pay. To go from a position of trust and strength, to being a mere item, a work of art admired for its beauty alone, is quite a thing.”
“So do you own her?”
“In a sense yes. She has a debt to pay. A debt to pay for herself, a debt to pay for being a woman, a debt for yourself, a debt for all womankind who do not yet serve the Lunar Goddess. A serious debt. I own her debt. I control her debt. I am the salvation for her debt. Her body is trapped in a latex vacuum with just enough air to breathe. She knows her past misdeeds. This is why she is chaste. I, the Artist, decide that she be chaste. You can see her writhe within her bonds, her cunt yearning for pleasure in her delicious cocoon but forever deprived. Her arms imprisoned by her side not even allowing her to pleasure herself. She will hear me when I masturbate my strapon in front of hear each hour. I have the freedom she craves. While paying her debt, she symbolises the deprivation and subservience that women have experienced through the ages. Only by ascending the Gynarchy and serving the Lunar Goddess can she hope to escape her bonds.”
“I see,” said Jenny, still entirely baffled. “And please tell me about Gallery Three. I understand that it’s still being set up.”
“Yes, let’s walk through. We are fortunate to have the piece on loan from a great friend of mine, Pamela Vantari. It’s been shipped with the help of Bergman and Knightley who are also the Sponsors of this exhibition. We have only just received delivery from Shanghai and have been uncrating, lubing and hydrating the exhibit this morning.”
“Hydrating?” queried Jenny looking at the shiny mannequin.
“Yes, hydrating. There is a living boy inside the casing.”
“A boy!!? And what do you call this exhibit?” asks a shocked Jenny.
“I call it ‘Cunt 3: Boy’.”
“And how does it fit with the theme of the Exhibition? I note that the boy is wearing high heels,” queries Jenny, trying to move the interview to safer ground.
“It shows the future of mankind, by which I mean the future of masculine kind. If we are to going to colonise the moon, colonise Mars, this is how the men must be. We should go in peace. Women do not create wars; Men create wars. High heels are now longer a symbol of oppression but of liberation. His heels show he has accepted his subservience and willingness to embrace his femininity.”
“And does the mannequin have a name.”
“Yes, but it has been lost. Deliberately lost. Forever, he will be ‘Cunt 3’. The man of the future.”
“And will you be performing in Gallery 3.”
“Yes, but only after the Gallery has closed. ‘Cunt’ is intended to fuel visitors’ minds and imaginations and provide them with a future vision. Visitors will be able to meditate on what I do with ‘Cunt 2’ and ‘Cunt 3’ after the Gallery has closed each evening. A select group of my Sponsors will join me as we celebrate the Lunar Goddess.”
“Thank you, Ms Abramopov. That has been most enlightening. I’m sure our readers will be interested to learn about ‘Cunt’ in our next edition.”
“Not at all my dear. Here, take my card. Do you have a telephone number? I will be having an evening soirée after the Official Opening with drinks and a private of tour of the gallery. You will get the chance to ‘meet’ the exhibits in person. I do hope you will be able to join us. Or perhaps you’d like to stay on now? We can talk some more and maybe you’d like to come back to my apartment after we’ve settled ‘Cunt 3’? I already have plans for ‘Cunt 4’.”
Monday, 14 September 2026
New art. Run along
Friday, 11 September 2026
Miss Kimmi in the Christeen Archives
Wednesday, 9 September 2026
Wednesday round up. .......if it posts!
Firstly here is.....well I think I will let our friend Amber explain
Here is a picture story of a mission that Andy did for Lady Jane: infiltrate a harem, seduce the Sultana, and escape with her after persuading her to testify against her arms-dealer husband.
There is a second part to follow
The world of the lady travelling alone seems to have spread.
You can imagine what these two have on their minds.
And you already know what she has done, but perhaps her colleague will go and help this dear lady find her way to the correct connection
Now some super sweet images, from the world of Andy and Aunt Jane, created by Sissy Dani
When Jane and Andy go to a Star Trek convention they always dress as Ensign Pinky and Captain SlickenwsmoothAnd now here is the next part in the brilliant story started this Monday, by our dear friend Skinnie Stallion
Artistic Studies
By
Skinnie Stallion
6. No Way Out. All the way in.
During the journey, Cassie distracted herself with Flora’s ‘suggestion’ and a little mental arithmetic. If she worked 6pm to 9pm, had one client per hour and charged, say, £50 per client that would be three times £50 making £150. If she could get two each hour that would double it to £300. If she could manage 6pm to midnight, that would be six hours work. With two clients an hour that would double again to £600. If she could get Monica to join her, that would double again to £1,200. Put like that, it seemed a viable option. She could work Brixton Road while Monica handled the tube punters on Victoria Road. If they worked together, she could pay off the debt in…. what was £40,000 divided by £1,200 ?..… .. er…… er… let’s say a bit over 30 days. Surely Bergman and Knightley would agree to that?
Cassie went back to checking her working. Was £50 reasonable for a blowjob? She thought so. It had been ten quid when she was a student but Cassie expected a premium for experience and sophistication. And then there’d been inflation since her student days.
Cassie’s thinking took another line. She wouldn't want to go further but maybe Monica would. Monica would do what she told her to do. Some blokes would like fucking a girl, a girl like Monica. Or being fucked by her. Cassie guessed she could charge £200 for that. Or say an hour or her ‘company’? But if she only manages two clients a night, that’d be just £400. And she’d need to rent a room or hotel. That’d put up the cost. Blowjobs round the back alleys would be far cheaper and less demanding.
Cassie stamped her heel into the carpet of her old Ford. Damn it! If she’d kept Sandy, she could have put both her and Monica to work. She wouldn’t need to consider working herself. She could ‘manage’ them. She baulked at the word ‘pimp’. The girls could have provided her with a nice little regular income. Now she had only Monica. She’d have to make do with what she’d got.
Cassie parked along the street since a white van was annoyingly parked outside her house. Perhaps her neighbours were having some work done. She rang the front doorbell expecting Monica to answer. She rang a second time. Music was blaring inside. Monica had become a Radio 6 fan. At least Cassie had persuaded both her and Sandy to move on from Radio 1 and Capital. She’d have to speak to Monica about not disturbing the neighbours; they weren’t going to want any nosy intrusions if Monica was going to be entertaining visitors. Cassie got out her key, opened the door and stepped inside. She just had time to register a hand grip her wrist but didn’t feel the needle puncture the sleeve of her lovely new coat and enter her upper arm.
Cassie had little recollection of the next few hours. She vaguely remembered undressing but she couldn't remember why. She didn’t know where she was. She did know that she couldn’t move. Her arms were clamped beside her. She felt warm. Nice tingly and warm. She liked that gentle buzz. Had Monica been fucking her again? Fucking her while asleep.
Cassie could hear voices but could only dimly make out what they were saying. “I like how you got her to put on her black shoes before we started taping her. Black goes so much better than red. The poor darling had no idea what she was doing. She positively welcomed the two plugs.”
“It’s starting to wear off. When she wakes we will complete her wrapping.”
“Shame, I though Mrs Wright would be a good Host. Never mind, I have no doubt she will fetch a very high price.”
“I’ll give her water with some ket to stop her getting dehydrated and keep her calm during the wrapping. She’ll be comfortable but semi-conscious for the journey.”
“Good.”
Cassie felt a cup at her lips. She drank. She felt herself herself raised to a standing position. The ladies were still talking. “Is Monica alright?”
“Yes, Geoffrey’s looking after her. She’s still as high spirited as ever but she seems to be happy to be going back to B&K. She’s obviously sad to have lost Sandy. The thought of staying on with Mrs Wright didn’t excite her. With no Sandy, she’d be getting no cock. Mrs Wright was too squeamish and preferred to use the Boys as her playthings. That’s all well and good if they’re being treated right the rest of the time. Turns out you can misjudge people.”
“We should have put Mrs Wright through the formal Host Programme but I guess Ms Richards saw it more as a way of punishing her.”
“Some punishment, to be fucked every day by two gorgeous B&K Boys.”
“We just need to learn from our mistakes. Hopefully Monica will settle down after a little Geoffrey time.”
“Yes, Geoffrey should sort him back into a proper her.”
Cassie had no clue what happened next. She felt she was being lowered by strong arms on to a lumpy bed. Her mouth was severely obstructed and a bandage or something plasticky was pulled over her head and eyes. She tried to speak but only “Mmmph” emerged past her penis gag.
Cassie heard a wooden echo and outside noise cease. She felt isolated. Although she knew she ought to feel terrified, she found instead a wave of relaxed tranquillity come over her as she sucked on her gag. There was a jolt and she had a slight sensation of movement but had no clue about direction or speed. She was lost in her dark limbo, the plugs inside her giving her solace and comfort. Monica must be playing a game with her. She and a friend must be taking her somewhere for their private pleasure. It would be a welcome relief from all her money anxieties.
The B&K Bailiffs were glad when the van pulled away. Loading the packing case had attracted attention. Monica’s smiles and laughter in the front passenger had not helped. The neighbours were used to seeing Cassie dressed in shiny clothes but to have two visitors in couture blazers and skirts out on the street was unusual. Calypso and Circe didn't want anyone asking questions. Calypso got on the phone to B&K HQ: “It’s done. All we need is clean up to this address. Low key. Regular overalls. Keep it discreet. Leave it a week before putting up the ‘TO LET’ board.”
7. No Way Out: Purchase
Clarice Bergman was not happy. As scion of the Bergman dynasty she was used to getting her way. Everything at Bergman and Knightley needed to be done her way, the Bergman way. She was giving Dina Richards a dressing down. “You do not give malefactors a second chance, especially not the privilege of hosting B&K Boys. This cunt hasn’t been Hosting them, she’s been using them, using them for her personal pleasure.”
“But they were unruly,” Dina tried to protest.
“Lots of Bergman Boys start as unruly. It’s why they need to be tamed and trained to follow the true path. They must learn not to get pleasure that way. There’s only one route that’s appropriate for a B&K Boy. It’s why B&K provide the B&K Strapon Harness for Boys. If, for some reason, an owner wants a little light relief, they get their Boy to wear a strapon. It can even be screwed on to a cockcage. Is that clear?”
“Yes, Mrs Bergman.”
“It should be an honour for a B&K Boy to wear a strapon, He should feel proud of wearing one like his Mistress or owner. It’ll probably be bigger in any case than his pathetic little thing. How else is he going to truly feel like a girl? Certainly not by using that disgusting thing of his. I do not want standards slipping. We made an exception for Ms Tracey but that was because she agreed to provide a steady revenue stream with our fifty percent royalty on her installation commissions, and twenty percent on all her future works. This cunt has provided nothing and has walked away with £40,000 of our money. Of MY money! Can this cunt hear me?”
“Yes, Mrs Bergman.”
“Is she plugged?”
“Yes, Mrs Bergman. Front, rear and mouth.”
“Well I want them taken out except for the gag. She can be controlled and suspended just by an anal hook.”
“Yes, Mrs Bergman.”
“And those heels need to be higher. The tips of her toes should only just skim the ground if she’s properly suspended. She needs to feel every inch of that hook.”
Clarice turned to face Cassie. She was splenetic. “Listen you fucking cunt!” she raged, “you do not sell B&K Boys. You do not try and sell MY Boys. You do not try and sell the services of B&K Boys.” Cassie’s eyes widened. “Don't try and look innocent. Calypso and Circe heard you rambling while you were under the influence of the Rope. You’ve been a naughty girl. If you want cock, you should have gone out and got it from real men, not try to corrupt our precious B&K Boys. You need to learn to do without. And you need to repay me.”
Tears started to roll down Cassie’s face. The Rohypnol and the ketamine had long since worn off: she was fully aware of her predicament. What had seemed like a game had taken a serious turn. This cow had no intention of letting her off the hook in any sense.
“I will arrange the sale. My friend Ms Abramopov has been looking for a suitable model for her next installation for some time. She wants a change of style for her next series of shows and you’re exactly the kind of bitch she’s been looking for. I think she’ll pay at least a quarter of a million.”
Cassie couldn't believe her ears. A quarter of a million! That would be an unheard of amount for her work.
“Did you hear that, cunt? You’re going to be a work of art. A proper work of art. Not the kind of crappy canvases you used to produce. You’re going to be a work of art for a genuine artist. Mariana will sort you out.”
Cassie’s tears started to flood as Circe took the scissors to her latex wrapping and began to ease out her plugs.

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