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Hi Everyone

    So it was our birthday yesterday (the blog not mine) and we are now 15 years old.

http://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2011/03/to-start.html

 So I would like to take this opportunity not to brag about the blogs longevity but to thank you all for being so involved and active, I love this little community, its fun and caring and like the art I create , full of love. We need more of that these days.

  So thank you all so much for being there and for supporting me on Patreon, which has been a genuine lifesaver for me.

New art is on it's way for next week, but as it's a special day , lets spend it with two of my  favourite's who have been with us though our journey together.

  Biggest hugs to you all,

XXX

Andy

So lets open it up and read some classic interviews with new additions.

 With the imminent release of her new movie adaptation of Tolstoy’s classic Anna Karenina, we took the chance to have a cup of coffee with it’s stunning star, British Actress Keira Knightly. However this being SmoothSlicknShiny it was not her stellar movie success which intrigued us most, but her blossoming modelling career as the face of legendary perfume house Chanel’s Mademoiselle and of cause those photos featuring the first glimpses of a very different Keira Knightley from the English rose we all grew up with.

SmoothSlicknShiny:  How did this epic leap from English rose to fetish queen come about?
Keira Knighley:  Fetish Queen! Oh f**k no. no I have a long way to go before I can claim that crown.
S.S.S:  So this is an on going thing?
K.K : Now don’t start.
S.S.S: Just testing, please do go on.
K.K :  Well when Chanel asked me to do the third series of commercials for Mademoiselle I was delighted. The first two had been such fun to do, they are very creative team and so I said yes almost there and then.
S.S.S: Was the theme clear from the outset?
K.K: The first meeting in terms of theme made it clear to me this was not going to be like the others in tone and they explained the title of the campaign was to be “Unexpected”. Which when you know the perfume, as I do, you understand. Mademoiselle is not what you expect, it is unlike the other classic Chanel perfumes, so it was this they wanted to bring over. To take the brand into a new area. I thought fine, that’s great, no problem. Then they mentioned the idea of fetish and I thought, “OK, well why not”, after all people have a fetish for many thing, shoes, underwear, anything really so why not perfumes.The word Latex though did come as a bit of a surprise and I admit I had an “Oh F**k?” moment.
S.S.S: Bit of a shock then.
K.K: Well it was not a shock as such, I mean Latex is not a underground as it once was, it’s just we have never crossed paths before and latex and rubber clothing was very much alien to me. I had worn leather before and I have a PVC Mac in the closet, but Latex? “F**K.” and for a few days I did think about backing out. However I realised I was in very safe hands, with a team I knew and trusted and after a while and a few more meetings and seeing the designs they had in mind, I felt a lot more confident and then realised there was a character there I had never worked with before. That’s what I do, as an actress. It is fun to find the character and i thought this would be a challenge. So that was it.
S.S.S: How did you prepare, did you do homework as you might for a film role?

K.K:. Yes very much so. As I said I had no experience of Latex before as an actress or model and so I
made a secret visit to one of the designers I would be wearing in the shoot in London. I say secret because I did not really want photos of me going to a fetish designer suddenly appearing in the press. Not that I would have been ashamed, but you know. I can imagine the phone calls from the family now. Anyway I had seen House of Harlots work modelled by British model Kelly Brook a few months earlier and thought there would be a good place to start and after two or three hours of talc and wriggling in and out of some very beautiful dresses and outfits i came to two conclusions. Firstly unlike me, Kelly has they perfect figure for latex and secondly and more importantly I quite liked it.
S.S.S: The words all fetish fans have been longing to hear.



K.K: Well maybe not liked, sorry folks, more, well, the feeling of Latex was not what I had imagined. I thought F**k this will be sticky and itchy and hot and well not much fun. So I was wrong there and that is why we do our homework. Yes it was tightly constrictive, yet I was surprised it allowed total freedom of movement, even in such things a good knee length skirt, yes you can feel the material fighting you, but it never impeded your movements. The other thing I never imagined and I do admit found rather sexy was  the sound, that popping, rustle, like nothing else.
S.S.S: It speaks to you.
K.K: Yes that’s right and nothing else is quite like it I that respect.
S.S.S: So a far more pleasurable experience than you had expected.
K.K.K:  PAUSE…..Yes, I would say it was, but what was more important and delightful was somewhere in all that heat and talc I found the character, fully formed. Elegant, cool, strong and dark, an independent minded woman who was happy to go her own way and show it And what did my friends at Chanel say?….. “You have described the perfect Chanel Mademoiselle ”. So F**k it, I was in.
S.S.S: How was the shoot?

K.K: In a word hot, In two words F**king hot. The trial run with House of Harlot was nothing to

getting under the studio lights in those outfits. I mean F**k me I was sweating like a horse. The outfit we shot in the white tiled room was so hot I could feel the sweat tricking into some very naughty. I think I was under the lights for 2 hours and in the outfit for maybe a hour before with dressing and polishing. Polishing there is the weirdest part of all, you wriggle your way in to these outfits, get them all lined up and comfy and then someone takes another 20minutes or so spraying you with polish and buffing you  up and can I ask you a question. Why can’t they just polish the parts the camera sees?
S.S.S: It is the way of it, any unpolished Latex would almost be a sin.
K.K: I get that and don’t get me wrong the effect was amazing, but f**k me do we have to polish every Millimetre. I mean my T*TS are small so do we really need to take so long.
S.S.S: Not fun then
K.K: Oh don’t get me wrong I had no problem with it from the hands on element. I have worked with Carla before so there was no problem with her getting up close, but f**K me I was just getting hotter and hotter. “How’s it going Keira?”    “Oh no worries Adam, Just having my A**s polished….again”.
S.S.S: Now I think for our readers I should say you are saying this with a very wide smile.
K.K: Oh yes, don’t get me wrong the shoot was a total laugh, especially when the room is still, you are ready to go, game face on and then with the faintest of movements your dress “Farts”. No it was a very nice experience.
S.S.S: You shot one image on the streets of London. Do tell us how that worked.

K.K: Oh that was in the House of Harlot business suit. We could have done it in the studio and matted the image over the background but Adam wanted it “live”. So it was a few weeks after the Paris shoot

we met back at HARLOT, but the problem is, Adam wanted a distinct London look, everyday, normal London, rain, bus, all that. So we got the rain no problem, a basic London street no problem, a London Bus…..Oh F**k. The bus route did not run past the shop so we could not just nip out into the street and shoot and nip back in. We had to go to the end of the road. So we got the bus timetable, right one very 5 minutes no worries. Got everything ready, which means me and when we got a call from Louise on the corner we would rush out to the end of the road, “snap snap” back in. Call comes “Go Go”, we all come out of the shop, me freshly polished, with a Mac covering the dress and run to the end of the road, just as a bus passes. S**T!. Do we go back?, do we stay?. You can’t trust the London timetable so we just waited……and waited….and waited. Then when one finally came we slipped the Mac off here we go…… and the Bus stops just short of us.
S.S.S: So there is Oscar nominated actress Keira Knightley standing on a damp street, wearing House of Harlot Latex, with a bus full of passengers looking down at you.
K.K: Not entirely, thanks to the umbrella I was able to hide a little. I mean with cameras everywhere these days that would have come out for sure. But it was fine in the end and I think it is one of my favourites.
S.S.S: Favourites. Which outfit?
K.K: Um, I liked the Harlot Business suit and the blue dress. Really classic and stylish.
S.S.S: Disliked?
K.K:  Oh that F**king red catsuit, to hot, to tight to F**king everything. Never ever again, there were pools of sweat dripping off me. I think I wore that for almost 5 hours because there was a problem with the lights. No not a favourite
S.S.S: Finally I believe you took something home?
K.K: Don’t get carried away now. Yes I did I have the heels from the white room shoot and the red latex Jacket from Polymorphe. Which I think will get a lot of wear.
S.S.S: And the skirt?
K.K: That would be telling.

But the smile on her face tells you all you need to know.

So with her Oscar tipped performance in Anna Karenina and a very provocative campaign for Chanel coming up I think we will be seeing much more of the gorgeous, if potty mouthed, Keira Knightley for years to come.
 Now where is my bus timetable?

XXXX
Andy

And now Emma

Hi Everyone,
   Please allow me a little indulgence as I set the scene.

 Smoked glass, gleaming chrome and elegant gold details. The warm atmosphere filled with the aroma of warm rubber. Whilst from every direction the click click of killer heels beat out their sensual tattoo on the polished black marble floor. Welcome to the offices of SmoothSlicknShiny, Another day at the heartbeat of sissy and latex fantasy had nearly reached an end, when in the other office, I can hear voices raised above the hush the of the usual sensual whisper. I look up, activate the auto de-smoking on my executive offices glass and stop dead. Now I have had many astonishing adventures from my time as a Maid, to experiencing a Vacbed, from being a very naked and very embarrassed party table

decoration (Bottoms up, hands off please) to being one "Yes" away from stepping full-time into a new life as a young woman, I have had a few "Dear Diary" moments, but now, right now I was looking at something I never imagined seeing in the flesh.
  With her dark hair, slicked back to highlight those famous and perfectly feminine features, dramatic eyes,glossed red lips and high polished cheekbones,

British Actress and modern style icon Emma Watson, in skintight blue Latex jeans and ruffled semi-transparent black Latex blouse is posing with cool elegance for our staffs cameras. For a long moment I am spellbound by both the glow of her casual charm and by just how petite she would be if it were not for the 6" black Patent heels. However I am as weak as anyone for a photo and like
everyone else I can't resist just one for a personal keepsake. After a few moments our chief roving reporter Amanda Keira appears and greets our guest with a kiss and hug of an old friend, words are exchanged, a clear compliment on Emmas style  brings a wide warm smile to the young beauties face 

and I can't help but notice the          similarities between Emma and Amanda K, both possess that Petite boyish frame, slim waist and long elegant legs and the similarities are even more so today as Amanda K's short  feminine Pixie crop is a perfect mirror of Emmas slicked back style. I am still gazing at our guest when they both turn and Amanda K, points the way to my office. Moments later I have the gorgeous Emma Watson warm hand in mine. My compliment on her stunning look is accepted with a cute angling of the head and  dazzling smile and I am in love..........
   Ladies and gentlemen This is the day we here at S.S.n.S  have been looking forward to. The first sit down interview with the woman at the heart of one of the nations biggest mysteries The Garmentia Latexium curse, Emma Watson. 

Emma Watson

The Latexium Interviews

The world has followed her from budding 7 year old wizard, through her teens as she blossomed into one of the worlds most recognisable and as far as we here a Smoothslicknshiny are concerned, most beautiful women in the world. But in the past few years Actress Emma Watson, has been in the public eye for a very different and bizarre reason. A curse spoken in jest by a colleague has condemned the young Brit to the fate of having some or all of many outfits she wears transforming into polished smooth and slick Latex rubber. It is a phenomena we here at Smooth Slick

N  Shiny have followed closely and now for the first time we are delighted and proud to welcome  the gorgeous Actress, Model, Style Icon and activist Emma Watson to our offices to finally lay to rest some of the mystery and rumours surrounding this very pubic embarrassment.

Amanda Keira….Hello Emma

Emma Watson……..Gosh what a welcome, thank you thank you so much, that is very kind, Wow and thank you for having me here. What a wild place.

A.K……It is a little full on round here I grant you, I hope everyone has been behaving themselves.

E.W…… Everyone has been very kind thank you. I took a quick tour and now I have my Tea and biscuit I am ready to go

A.K …. So Lets start with a straight question. As you probably are aware, we here at S.S.n.S think you never look short of amazing in Latex . But, Emma Watson, How is it for you?

E.W……(Breaking into a wide and embarrassed smile) Well in a word, Hot. Hot and very sticky and really whenever I see photos of myself in one of these Latex outfits, I can’t help but cringe. I mean it’s completely embarrassing. I just look wrong. Some people can look amazing in it. My friend and your name sake Keira Knightley did a campaign for Chanel a few years back, which featured some Latex outfits

and she looked amazing and I always think Kelly Brook looks great and recently Kylie Minogue did a tour with Latex costumes and she looked fabulous, but when I see myself…. I just look….funny. Even this outfit. It may, by the curses standard, be quite conservative but….but it is just feels so wrong. I mean this morning it was a black silk blouse and simple Blue Denim Jeans, now though it is still black over blue, it is wrong.

A.K…So the curse simply turned the outfit you put on this morning into Latex.

E.W….It Added a few ruffles here and there and pretty much shrunk the Jeans by a size, but yes more or less a straight swap.

A.K….. Might I take this opportunity to bring up a question from one of our readers. Sorry for being quick in here but, what effect does the curse have regarding Underwear.

E.W….. Oh my gosh, um. Well it is always affected. Sometimes changed and sometimes……. Lets say de-constructed.

A.K….You mean it …..

E.W……Erases it yes and regarding this outfit for example? I was wearing underwear this morning. However I think, by the rather sticky feel of it…., I am not wearing underwear anymore.

A.K…. I am sure there is a follow up question to that but right now it has slipped my mind.

E.W…... (With a wide brilliant smile) Next Question.

A.K…… You see I was going to be all cool and snappy and ask such deep questions.

E.W…. Please just ask.

A.K…… You have worn Latex to some pretty high profile events. Some people would say  there must be some willingness on your part to comply with the curse or else Why does she  not just change her outfit.

E.W…. Well I can assure you the only compliance I give to the curse is a grudging one. I would rather it created “wearable” outfits than risk its developing a more extreme choice of fetish style. But as for the point about removing it, I could and did for a few weeks just strip the Latex and put on another outfit, however  this would also become affected and usually in less conservative fashion. It also raised the risk of the event taking place whilst in a public place, a photocall, press conference, red carpet and I would again rather the curse did its thing in private, so if there ever was an outfit too outrageous to wear, I could just hide away.

A.K…. So you don’t bother removing a Latex outfit now, You just accept it.

E.W…… Oh no, not accept at all, but the simple reason is I can’t. For example, this outfit, believe me if I could I would at least open a few button, but you see where when I put my blouse and Jeans on everything was normal, the moment the curse took over the buttons all became fake, as did the belt and the Pants Zipper. I can’t remove it. It has sealed me inside and that is what happens with very much all the outfits now, it fashions some form of clasp or closing which can not be opened until it deems fit and that is why at times I may appear to some, a willing fetishist.

A.K…… But you are not affected at every moment. Again a readers question. What about at home, away from the spotlight.

E.W…. Very much the same, I am always wearing some form of Latex, be it outerwear or underwear. As you have reported before I can appease the curse by wearing self bought Latex, such as Panties, but that is not always a guarantee of protection. The only real way to halt the curse is by wearing Leather, so my Leather collection is quite large.
A.K...... What a thought.........but what about at night
E.W..... Again the curse will transform anything I wear.
A.K..... If I may. There was a myth about your bed linen being transformed. True or false?
E.W...... True in fact. Actually it was quite scary .Um...I had gone to bed, kind of naked, hoping nothing would happen and awoke with the sheets and pillows tightening down about me, until I could not really move much. 
A.K..... Like mummifying
E.W......Not really. It turned out the top sheet and the bottom one had melted into one, so I was in this kind of weird Latex envelope with my arms trapped inside and just my head poking out resting on a Latex pillow. After that I just let the curse do its thing. I can put up with a Latex nightdress better than a full Latex bed.

Here is pert two of the converstaion, this part was taken from an interview we at S.S.nS did with Emma some months later.

S.S.n.S…Let me ask you a straight question. Who cast the spell?

E.W…….Straight answer……Jo

S.S.n.S….You mean as  in J.K? However did that happen?

E.W…….. I must say she has been really upset over it and has really been very helpful in trying to reverse it, coming up with all kinds of strange variations. It was a total accident, we were sitting on set and in the newspaper was a photo of Lady Gaga in this outrageous latex outfit and we were joking about how she got into it and I said Magic and Jo said…. Well you can guess. It was as simple and as stupid as that, those words and a simple pat on my knee.

S.S.n.S…. Did it take effect straight away?

Emma Watson appears on the "Today show" in Latex dress

E.W….. Not I think for a few months, I had been noticing a faint rubbery smell in the air for a while, but the first manifestation came during the first promo work. I think it was for the Today show in New York. That was a real shock. I could not believe what was happening, It was thirty Minutes before I was due on air. I was in the car going from the hotel and suddenly, as I have said, smelt this rubbery smell and then, the dress I was wearing just, well, turned into rubber. It shrank and tightened and I remember saying to Claire my aid something was wrong, she looked, I think we both screamed and well, now we are minutes away from national U.S TV. What do I do?

S.S.n.S…..Cause the internet to melt for one

E.W…..Did I cause that?

S.S.n.s….Totally. The pics of you, looking cool calm and stunning raced around the world, Here was Emma Watson, Hermione Grainger, on national America TV casually wearing a skintight Latex rubber dress, Latex rubber for god sake. I think the reason the world did not go insane about it was that, with your new Hair it was seen as a signal that you were not Hermione and that this was the real Emma Watson, take it or leave it. I think the world applauded you.

E.W….. The curse from that respect has helped me to step away, I just wish it had been a little less…..sudden.

 S.S.n.S…You speak as if it was deliberate. Do you think the curse is sentient, do you believe it knows what it is doing?

E.W…..Yes, I believe so. It is not some wildly random thing, it is totally calculating. It understands my moods and feeling and by it’s actions can exert a control over me.

S.S.n.S…..How so?

E.W…… At it’s most basic. If I relax and accept its will  if you were, It creates something in keeping with that mood, a subtle or a more modest transformation. Where as if I am upset or petulant the curse will react with a more embarrassing style.

Emma Watson in what she describes as a modest skintight Latex sheath dress

S.S.n.S….It is crazy to think that Latex can be modest. However we in the circle understand that it really can be. I especially recall the pewter ….

E.W….. Sheath dress, I wore to the Bafta awards, yes. That was, at first, a classic black Chanel, modest and simple and what it became was still modest and simple, yet now skintight and Latex. I must admit I did freak out a little with that dress, It was astonishingly tight and very very hot and I did so want to get it off, but there was no seam, no clasp, nothing, It was on me and I was in it and that was that. I thought about pulling out but it was an important year with Harry Potter ending and Jo receiving a special award so I desperately wanted to go. I remember turning in the mirror a dozen times, fearing how unforgivingly tight it was and we were back to the underwear issue again, but then I realised it was fine, unorthodox but totally modest and revealed nothing. It was only an hour after the event, that Claire noticed a tiny Zipper appear at the back of the neck and off it came without a fight. Yes the curse is very much a living, thinking thing.

   It is also a very embarrassing thing, for at that moment our poised ans polished guest lets out a gasp, stifled by her hands covering her mouth. The reason for this and the subsequent collapse into giggles? A crossing of her legs, a shift in her seat and the air, warm and moist beneath the Latex escapes in a classic Latex Fart.

E.W…. Oh my gosh that was so not me, rather it was but you know, I am so sorry. I’ve been in these Pants now for a few hours and things are getting a little sticky in there. Where were we? Well infact this is a good example, I was really happy to come here today, so the curse, merely transformed what I was wearing, blue jeans and black blouse, Blue Latex Jeans, Black Latex Blouse. Where as if I had been petulant about it it might have created something embarrassingly short or fetishy.

S.S.n.S….Embarrassingly short. That brings us to the picture.

E.W…. Aw my Gosh. No, I have never seen that before. Oh my Goodness that is tiny. Am I inside that dress trying to get out or outside trying to get in.
S.S..n.S.... We believe this is the only shot of you in this dress, it was taken rather quickly but  it is quiet a stunning image.

Emmas' total embarrassment was saved by some very fortunate lighting

E.W..... Thank you, I think. My goodness. Well it illustrates what I mean about my mood and how it effects the curse. I loved the dress I had chosen for that evening, so when the curse decided to mess with it I was rather annoyed and to be honest threw quite a hissy fit.Claire my long suffering PA told me to calm down and that we had an alternate dress, but I was really upset and the more upset I got the tighter and shorter the dress got.
S.S.n.S.... So the original was more modest?
E.W..... Very much so, a lot longer and a more solid bronze colour, Quite a nice dress if it had not been made of Latex rubber. but like I have said, I knew any alternate dress would be effected too, so I just said right, OK if that is what it wants lets give it and just stomped out in front of the cameras, hands on hips, without introduction, sort of "Well here I am then" and caught everyone but you by surprise.
S.S.n.S ......Hard to imagine Emma Watson stomping anywhere, but I see what you mean by it effecting the dress.
E.W..... From the moment I left Claire, to stepping out, the dress had gone up even more and it was not until I saw the reflection in one of the doors that I realised it had taken on that smoky transparency and of cause no underwear. So the moment I felt that cool air down there I was gone like a shot and back away from the cameras.That was apart from yours of cause.
S.S.n.S..... An embarrassing lesson
E.W...... Very, but it has in a way it has taught me to respect the curse and understand its' actions.

Emma for LANCOME, proving the curse has it's blessings

Thanks to Emma for her charm , warmth and generous time.

XXXX

Latexium? Emma Watson MTV

Hi Everyone
  My L.A correspondent Amanda Keira has just logged a new report of the Latexium curse. My apologies for not re-formatting her words prior to publication. Enjoy

   Hello to everyone back home in England, this is your on the spot reporter Amanda Keira Louboutin reporting from the shrine auditorium  L.A , where on the 7th of May we witnessed, not only the annual MTV Movie awards, but the latest manifestation of the bizarre and unworldly Latexium curse, which  for the past few years has been centred around the blossoming actress, activist and star of the years biggest film Beauty and the Beast, Emma Watson.
  However, today I can exclusively reveal and despite the chatter on social media and the speculation surrounding Miss Watsons stunning appearance at the awards, the simple and sleek Latex dress she wore was indeed worn at her own choice and not as a result of the curses influence.  
  Having followed these events for some time I have gained the trust of both  Miss Watsons people and the British style icon herself and as such gained a few moments for a chat. 

S.S.n.S  When you arrived and accepted your award you were in a very different outfit Emma. Then at the after show press call you were wearing Latex. Did we witness the Latexium curse tonight?

Emma Watson accepting her MTV Award

E.W.     Kind of, I could sense the curse was becoming active, that smell of Latex about me. So after I had been on stage I changed into this dress.
S.S.n.S  A sort of preemptive strike on your part.
E.W      Yes, in a way
S.S.n.S  So you just happen to have a Latex dress to hand?
E.W      I keep this dress with me whenever I travel, It is a sort of safety net, because I really do not want to risk the curse creating anything inappropriate. It is very conservative and clean and If I have to wear Latex then this is what I would choose.
S.S.n.S    You bought it, so who is the designer?
E.W        It is William Wilde, from his basic collection.
S.S.n.S    William Wilde is one of my favourite Latex designers, May I ask if you had a fitting?

E.W        Yes, I went to his studio, he was very discrete and kind and helped with this and a couple of other outfits.
S.S.n.S    So we may see you in other Wilde designs
E.W        Hopefully not, Latex is still not my choice
S.S.n.S    We have not seen the curse in a few months now, do you have it under control?
E.W        Kind of. For the past few months I have been wearing Latex close to my skin at all times, it is not a problem, all very discrete and that for a while kept the curse satisfied, however over the past weeks it has been trying to influence my dress again and so I had started, extending my contact with Latex to sleeping under Latex sheets
S.S.n.S    Wow! A very hot and sticky experience yes?
E.W.       Eh yes, Unpleasantly so, especially here in L.A, I find myself waking, wrapped in the sheets like a sweaty mummy. However it works and I had little thought for the curse until tonight. But the dress is enough to keep the curse in check. 
  
 Whatever the reason for her stunningly confident and impossibly sexy red carpet appearance the 2017 MTV Awards will, this year, be remembered for a very different kind of winner.That and the image of a sweaty Emma Watson mummified in Latex. 

In L.A, I am Amanda Keira Louboutin
   Stay shiny
XX

Beauty and The beast. Emma Watson sings.

Hi Everyone

  Wouldn't you know it, not only is she, smart, beautiful and talented, Emma Watson can sing to.

Is it possible to be any more in love with her.

LateXium Files. Emma watson

Hi everyone

  Further lost Latexium files have been passed into our hands, some are false trails but as ever some are simply explainable. In the week that Disney release the Trailer for Beauty and the beast, allowing us to hear what we had expected all  along, that Emma Watson has a simply beautiful sweet singing voice, we here at S.S.n.S publish a new and until now suppressed image of Miss Watson in skintight Latex dating from the height of the curses influence in 2010.

Emma in Latex, has the curse spread?

The title of our piece today says it all and it is with a duty to our readers we report the following startling events.


Hi Everyone,
  Amanda Keira here reporting from the fabulous Metropolitan Museum of Art (Met)Gala,here in beautiful New York. And what an evening of glamour and beauty it was, however it was an evening marred by an outbreak of the curse , the name of which even we at Smoothslicknshiny dare not speak its name following my very own hot pant incident at a club last week.
  The outbreak was as ever directly centred on the  26 year old Paris born British actress Emma Watson around whom the curse first manifested in early 2011. However this time it was not only she who suffered it's direct effects, with  superstar singer Beyonce right and Model Bella Hadid Left also suffering Latexification events,both of whom had been seen chatting with Miss Watson early in the evening.
  The former's Givenchy  gown transforming into a near transparent flesh tone early in the evening followed by Model Bella Hadid who stood out at the after event party in what was a clearly a very freshly Latexofied little black dress.
   However it was left to the eternally elegant  Emma Watson to once more to grab the media spotlight when it seemed her sensational black and white ball gown was consumed by the curses power, forcing the beautiful, if rather embarrassed, actress to attend the after event Party in what was a stunning skintight black and Gold military accented outfit, made up of close fitting, high collared, deep buttoned jacket and impossibly tight black latex pants, slipped into Gold trimmed high gloss, black riding boots. 
 I did my best as the guest left in the early hours to grab a word from Miss Watson, however all I got was a word, a single word and a knowing look and that word? was "Hot"
  Well yes you were Emma, Hot as ever in every way.

From New York this is, Amanda Keira Louboutin.

Personal note.
  Hi Amanda K here, I would like to take this oppotunity to thank the patrons and staff of Boop! night club for their understanding regarding my own, shrinking, curse affected, Rubberized, hot-pants and for Cindy, Ellie,Marie and Charlotte for their aid in removing them .
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Emma Watson. The Latexium interview part 3

Hi Everyone
  Our exclusive interview with Actress Emma Watson continued with the question of her Photo shoot for Latex fashion house Syren.

  Emma Watson.... Technically true, in that yes the stylist for the shoot had asked me to wear Latex and that the  dress was by Syren Latex. However it was not for
Syren but just one of a number of ideas for the Elle shoot, none of which by the way ever saw the light of day, so how on earth you got this one I do not know.
S.S.n.S..... Are you embarrassed to have willingly worn Latex?
E.W.....    No not at all, photo shoots are all about character and finding an image to project, that is after all an actresses job and it is not about total self promotion. However I did ask for the images not to be used by Elle purely because I was getting tired of "Emma Watson wears Latex again" headlines. I have a good relationship with Elle, they have reported on my career with great kindness in the past and so they graciously lost the pictures. They are not bad, that one is very classy, as were they all, but it was just a little too much of the shiny stuff.
 S.S.n.S...... Is it true though that you called Syren yourself and asked for them to provide the dresses.
 E.W.... My god where do you get all this information. Yes it is true, Elle had provided a few things and they were all very nice very classy, but since the curse had begun, i had been doing a little research and had seen the Syren site and found they're couture Latex to be something I would wear, if as ever it were not fashioned in Latex. So when this came up I asked to wear them.
S.S,n.S.... Is it true the people at Syren did not believe it was you when you contacted them
E.W....... They took a breath I think when I contacted them yes. I mean I had been seen In Latex before but had never promoted a designer before and so they took a few minutes to believe that yes i was asking to wear their designs in Elle Magazine. They sent down a stylist and a few beautiful gowns and dresses, the best of which I see you have chosen here.
S.S.n.S..... Dare I mention the word polish
E.W...... Oh God, yes well It had never crossed my mind. I mean "Okay Emma we just need to polish you" is not an everyday request. In the Past the curse had always created outfits, that shone like liquid and I never thought how that effect was created on a normal Latex dress and so when The Syren Stylist got out this can and explained I needed to be polished, I just was like What?. So two stylists, two cans of Radical Gloss, or Pero -shine as they called it , 4 four hands being very.....thorough in their duties and about 20 minutes of.....well you know, later, I was good and glossed up.
 S.S.n.S..... Speaking for myself I always find it a very pleasurable  experience, to be polished. Would you agree
 E.W.... Um, oh gosh um.....well yes i suppose. I mean I could not deny, it could be a very sensual experience, in the right atmosphere, however in a studio with seven or eight crew and witnesses, I would go for embarrassing as a word to describe it. I mean they polished everywhere.
 S.S.n.s.....Speaking of embarrassing, could you tell us a little about this.

 E.W....  Oh my goodness, look at me, don't I look happy. There really isn't much to say, this was the year, according to the press, that I vanished from the Bafta awards, in protest at The Harry Potter films not gaining a special achievement award. No I vanished because I was Pissed off at having to wear a Latex minidress, which from one end of the red carpet to the other had got mini-er  and mini-er, so who could blame me, I mean that is awful isn't it and I was so unhappy about it,I had this gorgeous young designer to wear and then the curse turned it into this awful unflattering thing and again, because of my annoyance, it fed off my emotions and just got tighter and shorter  . I did try, I mean I rushed and found a Nail Polish to match the skirt in an attempt to at least make it look less unplanned and If I recall it was one of those really windy Bafta nights and that skirt was a real worry, because it had started longer, but of cause that changed by the time I stepped out of the car. But  I did the red carpet and I don't think there was not a single genuine smile in any of the photos taken. So yes thank you for that one.
S.S.n.S...... Well speaking for all a S,S,n,S, we think you look amazing as ever Emma. If a little pissed off.

There will be more to come, Thanks for reading
XXX

Emma Watson on trend in Skintight Leather

Hi Everyone

Emma Watson looks stunning as she steps out in this seasons
hottest style teaming Skintight Leather with luxuriant fur.

  As the last part of our interview with Emma Watson is being edited, it seems, whether it was in defense of the dark arts of the Latexium curse or just a typically superb embracing of this seasons hottest fashions, our favourite style icon looked spot on trend this week wrapping up against the cold London air in shiny skintight leather and warm rich fur.
  Already embraced by both street and celebrity fashionista, such a Kelly brook, Alex Gerrard and our own Emma Watson this stunningly sexy combination of the softest, smoothest of leathers and the most of luxuriant furs, illustrated here, is everywhere this winter.

The elite of New York embrace this years hottest trends

  However fashion divas must be aware for this is one sexy, eye catching trend designed for only the most confident and richest of fashion followers.For the emphasis is on luxury, texture, fit and shine.

Model and Actress Kelly Brook
 in leather and fur

 Both Leathers and fur must be of the very highest quality, only the finest lightest of leathers and the warmest and deepest of furs will compliment.
 Textures must be butter soft, no harsh seams, the leathers grains as smooth to the touch as can be.
  Fit must be tight, eyes catchingly tight and smooth, simply nothing else will do, this is a winter style to show off those long toned legs and tight sexy butts without fear. Heads will turn and if warn correctly jaws will drop.
  Finally shine, the deeper and more luxuriant and glossy the better. The leathers natural shine can be enhanced greatly by the hand of a willing servants dedication to polishing each and every curve and detail of their Mistresses, Gym toned, figure.
  Then only one thing remains, those heels.. Again a statement to be made. Heels must be high and as slim as you possibly dare, nothing must break the sleek lines created but those long and jaw droppingly sexy   leather clad legs.

  Stay hot, stay naughty and stay on trend,
  For smoothslicknshiny, This has been 
Amanda Keira Louboutin
XXX

Emma Watson:The Latexium interviews. Part 2

Hi Everyone
  So here we have the second part of Amanda Keira's exclusive interview with British Actress and style icon Emma Watson. We rejoin the conversation as we ask Emma a straight question.

S.S.n.S…Let me ask you a straight question. Who cast the spell?

E.W…….Straight answer……Jo

S.S.n.S….You mean as  in J.K? However did that happen?

E.W…….. I must say she has been really upset over it and has really been very helpful in trying to reverse it, coming up with all kinds of strange variations. It was a total accident, we were sitting on set and in the newspaper was a photo of Lady Gaga in this outrageous latex outfit and we were joking about how she got into it and I said Magic and Jo said…. Well you can guess. It was as simple and as stupid as that, those words and a simple pat on my knee.

S.S.n.S…. Did it take affect straight away?

Emma Watson appears on the "Today show" in Latex dress

E.W….. Not I think for a few months, I had been noticing a faint rubbery smell in the air for a while, but the first manifestation came during the first promo work. I think it was for the Today show in New York. That was a real shock. I could not believe what was happening, It was thirty Minutes before I was due on air. I was in the car going from the hotel and suddenly, as I have said, smelt this rubbery smell and then, the dress I was wearing just, well, turned into rubber. It shrank and tightened and I remember saying to Claire my aid something was wrong, she looked, I think we both screamed and well, now we are minutes away from national U.S TV. What do I do?

S.S.n.S…..Cause the internet to melt for one

E.W…..Did I cause that?

S.S.n.s….Totally. The pics of you, looking cool calm and stunning raced around the world, Here was Emma Watson, Hermione Grainger, on national America TV casually wearing a skintight Latex rubber dress, Latex rubber for god sake. I think the reason the world did not go insane about it was that, with your new Hair it was seen as a signal that you were not Hermione and that this was the real Emma Watson, take it or leave it. I think the world applauded you.

E.W….. The curse from that respect has helped me to step away, I just wish it had been a little less…..sudden.

 S.S.n.S…You speak as if it was deliberate. Do you think the curse is sentient, do you believe it knows what it is doing?

E.W…..Yes, I believe so. It is not some wildly random thing, it is totally calculating. It understands my moods and feeling and by it’s actions can exert a control over me.

S.S.n.S…..How so?

E.W…… At it’s most basic. If I relax and accept its will  if you were, It creates something in keeping with that mood, a subtle or a more modest transformation. Where as if I am upset or petulant the curse will react with a more embarrassing style.

Emma Watson in what she describes as a modest skintight Latex sheath dress

S.S.n.S….It is crazy to think that Latex can be modest. However we in the circle understand that it really can be. I especially recall the pewter ….

E.W….. Sheath dress, I wore to the Bafta awards, yes. That was, at first, a classic black Chanel, modest and simple and what it became was still modest and simple, yet now skintight and Latex. I must admit I did freak out a little with that dress, It was astonishingly tight and very very hot and I did so want to get it off, but there was no seam, no clasp, nothing, It was on me and I was in it and that was that. I thought about pulling out but it was an important year with Harry Potter ending and Jo receiving a special award so I desperately wanted to go. I remember turning in the mirror a dozen times, fearing how unforgivingly tight it was and we were back to the underwear issue again, but then I realised it was fine, unorthodox but totally modest and revealed nothing. It was only an hour after the event, that Claire noticed a tiny Zipper appear at the back of the neck and off it came without a fight. Yes the curse is very much a living, thinking thing.

   It is also a very embarrassing thing, for at that moment our poised ans polished guest lets out a gasp, stifled by her hands covering her mouth. The reason for this and the subsequent collapse into giggles? A crossing of her legs, a shift in her seat and the air, warm and moist beneath the Latex escapes in a classic Latex Fart.

E.W…. Oh my gosh that was so not me, rather it was but you know, I am so sorry. I’ve been in these Pants now for a few hours and things are getting a little sticky in there. Where were we? Well infact this is a good example, I was really happy to come here today, so the curse, merely transformed what I was wearing, blue jeans and black blouse, Blue Latex Jeans, Black Latex Blouse. Where as if I had been petulant about it it might have created something embarrassingly short or fetishy.

S.S.n.S….Embarrassingly short. That brings us to the picture.

E.W…. Aw my Gosh. No, I have never seen that before. Oh my Goodness that is tiny. Am I inside that dress trying to get out or outside trying to get in.
S.S..n.S.... We believe this is the only shot of you in this dress, it was taken rather quickly but  it is quiet a stunning image.

Emmas' total embarrassment was saved by some very fortunate lighting

E.W..... Thank you, I think. My goodness. Well it illustrates what I mean about my mood and how it effects the curse. I loved the dress I had chosen for that evening, so when the curse decided to mess with it I was rather annoyed and to be honest threw quite a hissy fit.Claire my long suffering PA told me to calm down and that we had an alternate dress, but I was really upset and the more upset I got the tighter and shorter the dress got.
S.S.n.S.... So the original was more modest?
E.W..... Very much so, a lot longer and a more solid bronze colour, Quite a nice dress if it had not been made of Latex rubber. but like I have said, I knew any alternate dress would be effected too, so I just said right, OK if that is what it wants lets give it and just stomped out in front of the cameras, hands on hips, without introduction, sort of "Well here I am then" and caught everyone but you by surprise.
S.S.n.S ......Hard to imagine Emma Watson stomping anywhere, but I see what you mean by it effecting the dress.
E.W..... From the moment I left Claire, to stepping out, the dress had gone up even more and it was not until I saw the reflection in one of the doors that I realised it had taken on that smoky transparency and of cause no underwear. So the moment I felt that cool air down there I was gone like a shot and back away from the cameras.That was apart from yours of cause.
S.S.n.S..... An embarrassing lesson
E.W...... Very, but it has in a way it has taught me to respect the curse and understand its' actions.

to be continued
  Next time
S.S.n.S...... Is it true you were invited to model for one of the most well known Latex designers?

Emma Watson. The SmoothSlicknShiny Interview

Emma Watson

The Latexium Interviews

The world has followed her from budding 7 year old wizard, through her teens as she blossomed into one of the worlds most recognisable and as far as we here a Smoothslicknshiny are concerned, most beautiful women in the world. But in the past few years Actress Emma Watson, has been in the public eye for a very different and bizarre reason. A curse spoken in jest by a colleague has condemned the young Brit to the fate of having some or all of many outfits she wears transforming into polished smooth and slick Latex rubber. It is a phenomena we here at Smooth Slick

N  Shiny have followed closely and now for the first time we are delighted and proud to welcome  the gorgeous Actress, Model, Style Icon and activist Emma Watson to our offices to finally lay to rest some of the mystery and rumours surrounding this very pubic embarrassment.

Amanda Keira….Hello Emma

Emma Watson……..Gosh what a welcome, thank you thank you so much, that is very kind, Wow and thank you for having me here. What a wild place.

A.K……It is a little full on round here I grant you, I hope everyone has been behaving themselves.

E.W…… Everyone has been very kind thank you. I took a quick tour and now I have my Tea and biscuit I am ready to go

A.K …. So Lets start with a straight question. As you probably are aware, we here at S.S.n.S think you never look short of amazing in Latex . But, Emma Watson, How is it for you?

E.W……(Breaking into a wide and embarrassed smile) Well in a word, Hot. Hot and very sticky and really whenever I see photos of myself in one of these Latex outfits, I can’t help but cringe. I mean it’s completely embarrassing. I just look wrong. Some people can look amazing in it. My friend and your name sake Keira Knightley did a campaign for Chanel a few years back, which featured some Latex outfits

and she looked amazing and I always think Kelly Brook looks great and recently Kylie Minogue did a tour with Latex costumes and she looked fabulous, but when I see myself…. I just look….funny. Even this outfit. It may, by the curses standard, be quite conservative but….but it is just feels so wrong. I mean this morning it was a black silk blouse and simple Blue Denim Jeans, now though it is still black over blue, it is wrong.

A.K…So the curse simply turned the outfit you put on this morning into Latex.

E.W….It Added a few ruffles here and there and pretty much shrunk the Jeans by a size, but yes more or less a straight swap.

A.K….. Might I take this opportunity to bring up a question from one of our readers. Sorry for being quick in here but, what effect does the curse have regarding Underwear.

E.W….. Oh my gosh, um. Well it is always affected. Sometimes changed and sometimes……. Lets say de-constructed.

A.K….You mean it …..

E.W……Erases it yes and regarding this outfit for example? I was wearing underwear this morning. However I think, by the rather sticky feel of it…., I am not wearing underwear anymore.

A.K…. I am sure there is a follow up question to that but right now it has slipped my mind.

E.W…... (With a wide brilliant smile) Next Question.

A.K…… You see I was going to be all cool and snappy and ask such deep questions.

E.W…. Please just ask.

A.K…… You have worn Latex to some pretty high profile events. Some people would say  there must be some willingness on your part to comply with the curse or else Why does she  not just change her outfit.

E.W…. Well I can assure you the only compliance I give to the curse is a grudging one. I would rather it created “wearable” outfits than risk its developing a more extreme choice of fetish style. But as for the point about removing it, I could and did for a few weeks just strip the Latex and put on another outfit, however  this would also become affected and usually in less conservative fashion. It also raised the risk of the event taking place whilst in a public place, a photocall, press conference, red carpet and I would again rather the curse did its thing in private, so if there ever was an outfit too outrageous to wear, I could just hide away.

A.K…. So you don’t bother removing a Latex outfit now, You just accept it.

E.W…… Oh no, not accept at all, but the simple reason is I can’t. For example, this outfit, believe me if I could I would at least open a few button, but you see where when I put my blouse and Jeans on everything was normal, the moment the curse took over the buttons all became fake, as did the belt and the Pants Zipper. I can’t remove it. It has sealed me inside and that is what happens with very much all the outfits now, it fashions some form of clasp or closing which can not be opened until it deems fit and that is why at times I may appear to some, a willing fetishist.

A.K…… But you are not affected at every moment. Again a readers question. What about at home, away from the spotlight.

E.W…. Very much the same, I am always wearing some form of Latex, be it outerwear or underwear. As you have reported before I can appease the curse by wearing self bought Latex, such as Panties, but that is not always a guarantee of protection. The only real way to halt the curse is by wearing Leather, so my Leather collection is quite large.
A.K...... What a thought.........but what about at night
E.W..... Again the curse will transform anything I wear.
A.K..... If I may. There was a myth about your bed linen being transformed. True or false?
E.W...... True in fact. Actually it was quite scary .Um...I had gone to bed, kind of naked, hoping nothing would happen and awoke with the sheets and pillows tightening down about me, until I could not really move much. 
A.K..... Like mummifying
E.W......Not really. It turned out the top sheet and the bottom one had melted into one, so I was in this kind of weird Latex envelope with my arms trapped inside and just my head poking out resting on a Latex pillow. After that I just let the curse do its thing. I can put up with a Latex nightdress better than a full Latex bed.


To Be continued