Short break

Hi Everyone
  Just to say there will be a short break, with everything that has been going on in my work and private life and now the sad events of this week, I just need a week or so to reset my head and then we can get back to the fun.
  Big hugs and love one another
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Latexium? Emma Watson MTV

Hi Everyone
  My L.A correspondent Amanda Keira has just logged a new report of the Latexium curse. My apologies for not re-formatting her words prior to publication. Enjoy

   Hello to everyone back home in England, this is your on the spot reporter Amanda Keira Louboutin reporting from the shrine auditorium  L.A , where on the 7th of May we witnessed, not only the annual MTV Movie awards, but the latest manifestation of the bizarre and unworldly Latexium curse, which  for the past few years has been centred around the blossoming actress, activist and star of the years biggest film Beauty and the Beast, Emma Watson.
  However, today I can exclusively reveal and despite the chatter on social media and the speculation surrounding Miss Watsons stunning appearance at the awards, the simple and sleek Latex dress she wore was indeed worn at her own choice and not as a result of the curses influence.  
  Having followed these events for some time I have gained the trust of both  Miss Watsons people and the British style icon herself and as such gained a few moments for a chat. 

S.S.n.S  When you arrived and accepted your award you were in a very different outfit Emma. Then at the after show press call you were wearing Latex. Did we witness the Latexium curse tonight?

Emma Watson accepting her MTV Award

E.W.     Kind of, I could sense the curse was becoming active, that smell of Latex about me. So after I had been on stage I changed into this dress.
S.S.n.S  A sort of preemptive strike on your part.
E.W      Yes, in a way
S.S.n.S  So you just happen to have a Latex dress to hand?
E.W      I keep this dress with me whenever I travel, It is a sort of safety net, because I really do not want to risk the curse creating anything inappropriate. It is very conservative and clean and If I have to wear Latex then this is what I would choose.
S.S.n.S    You bought it, so who is the designer?
E.W        It is William Wilde, from his basic collection.
S.S.n.S    William Wilde is one of my favourite Latex designers, May I ask if you had a fitting?

E.W        Yes, I went to his studio, he was very discrete and kind and helped with this and a couple of other outfits.
S.S.n.S    So we may see you in other Wilde designs
E.W        Hopefully not, Latex is still not my choice
S.S.n.S    We have not seen the curse in a few months now, do you have it under control?
E.W        Kind of. For the past few months I have been wearing Latex close to my skin at all times, it is not a problem, all very discrete and that for a while kept the curse satisfied, however over the past weeks it has been trying to influence my dress again and so I had started, extending my contact with Latex to sleeping under Latex sheets
S.S.n.S    Wow! A very hot and sticky experience yes?
E.W.       Eh yes, Unpleasantly so, especially here in L.A, I find myself waking, wrapped in the sheets like a sweaty mummy. However it works and I had little thought for the curse until tonight. But the dress is enough to keep the curse in check. 
  
 Whatever the reason for her stunningly confident and impossibly sexy red carpet appearance the 2017 MTV Awards will, this year, be remembered for a very different kind of winner.That and the image of a sweaty Emma Watson mummified in Latex. 

In L.A, I am Amanda Keira Louboutin
   Stay shiny
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Christeen Art

Hi everyone
 It is time once more to present some of the fabulous art of Christeen.Enjoy
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What more need i say about the first one, other than WOW!!!

Super shiny Cheryl Baker

Hi Everyone

   Just a quick post, I was wondering through old video clips on youtube and as ever ended up watching Bucks Fizz clips and came to the conclusion that Cheryl Baker really must have had a thing for the smooth  and shiny, for in a number of tv shows and things she is wearing leather and latex. I have posted a couple before but have now seen these and think they deserve a showing off.

  The really wild thing as far as i am concerned, apart from the sight of the lovely Ms Baker looking all smooth and shiny,  is that these are from 2 years before I was even born!!

 By the way, the other day when I posted a twitter thing with a link to a video of Cheryl Baker in PVC, Cheryl Baker herself liked it , I thanked her for the like and she thanked me back! How flipping cool.

Not sure if in this one she is in fine leather, PVC or

Latex.

for those of us who have worn latex under lights, she 

must have been rather sweaty after this performance.

New Art. "Flirting With Trouble"

Hi Everyone

Time for some new art and this time it has been directly inspired by an idea from our friend RubberH. He sent me a couple of ideas but one instantly struck me, however I added a twist in that, instead of the chauffeur uniform suggested, I squeezed Andy into a Gigi Hadid inspired Latex biker catsuit. 

  As ever the poor thing is in embarrassing trouble,but this time it is with a power even greater than his Aunt Jane.

  I hope you all like this.

Big hugs

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Andy

And here is the Gigi Hadid Inspiration

  

Four from Christeen

Hi everyone, here ares some more wonders from Christeen

Emma Watson in new mystery

   Below is a Email sent to me by our dear friend Elizabeth Chastity I like it so much that i just wanted to share it with everyone.

Dear Andy,

the reporting on the latexium curse by Keira Amanda has always been terrific. Thank you, Andy, for publishing her stories.

Maybe this newly found photo could contribute to finding the origin of the infamous Latexium curse:

Who is she? What is her connection to the latexium curse? This still remains a mystery and there are many plausible rumors going around. But this one I find particularly worthy of writing down:

Emma has a secret sister. It sounds ridiculous, but it is the only explanation left. All available pictures of Emma show her suffering from the latexium curse. Emma's clothes always turn to rubber upon touching her skin. The only possibility of seeing a picture of someone looking like Emma not sporting a magnificent latex dress is that the person in the picture isn't Emma. And the only way to explain the striking similarity of Emma and this mysterious woman is: they are sisters.

That much seems obvious now. Everything that follows at this point is of purely speculative nature. Is she suffering from a curse of unknown nature herself? Were they both victims of unholy magic at some point in their lives? Emma stated two years ago in one of the Latexium File interviews with SmoothSlickandShiny.com that JKR cast the spell on her. But maybe there is more to the story. Maybe her sister casted the latexium curse upon her? But what would her motive be? The picture is titled 'White Fairy' which probably indicates the title of Emmas sister. Is Emma a fairy herself? Is the Latexium curse used to stop Emma from using her own fairy magic? Or is the reason all of Emmas clothes eventually turn to latex a symptom of her fairy nature, something she can't escape from?

Since reporting is a matter of facts, no serious journalist should take sides on anything of speculative nature. Of course, there is no proof for any of this... Just this new picture of the White Fairy. Who is she and what is her connection to the Latexium curse? Maybe these questions will forever remain unsolved... But the truth is out there!

Maybe you could forward this to Keira Amanda. I would love to hear what she has to say. She definitly is the authority on this subject and I'd be so excited to know her thoughts on the White Fairy.

Best wishes,

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Thank you Elizabeth, i do so appriciate your kindness and I have passed this on to Amanda Keira
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