Latexium? Emma Watson MTV

Hi Everyone
  My L.A correspondent Amanda Keira has just logged a new report of the Latexium curse. My apologies for not re-formatting her words prior to publication. Enjoy

   Hello to everyone back home in England, this is your on the spot reporter Amanda Keira Louboutin reporting from the shrine auditorium  L.A , where on the 7th of May we witnessed, not only the annual MTV Movie awards, but the latest manifestation of the bizarre and unworldly Latexium curse, which  for the past few years has been centred around the blossoming actress, activist and star of the years biggest film Beauty and the Beast, Emma Watson.
  However, today I can exclusively reveal and despite the chatter on social media and the speculation surrounding Miss Watsons stunning appearance at the awards, the simple and sleek Latex dress she wore was indeed worn at her own choice and not as a result of the curses influence.  
  Having followed these events for some time I have gained the trust of both  Miss Watsons people and the British style icon herself and as such gained a few moments for a chat. 

S.S.n.S  When you arrived and accepted your award you were in a very different outfit Emma. Then at the after show press call you were wearing Latex. Did we witness the Latexium curse tonight?

Emma Watson accepting her MTV Award

E.W.     Kind of, I could sense the curse was becoming active, that smell of Latex about me. So after I had been on stage I changed into this dress.
S.S.n.S  A sort of preemptive strike on your part.
E.W      Yes, in a way
S.S.n.S  So you just happen to have a Latex dress to hand?
E.W      I keep this dress with me whenever I travel, It is a sort of safety net, because I really do not want to risk the curse creating anything inappropriate. It is very conservative and clean and If I have to wear Latex then this is what I would choose.
S.S.n.S    You bought it, so who is the designer?
E.W        It is William Wilde, from his basic collection.
S.S.n.S    William Wilde is one of my favourite Latex designers, May I ask if you had a fitting?

E.W        Yes, I went to his studio, he was very discrete and kind and helped with this and a couple of other outfits.
S.S.n.S    So we may see you in other Wilde designs
E.W        Hopefully not, Latex is still not my choice
S.S.n.S    We have not seen the curse in a few months now, do you have it under control?
E.W        Kind of. For the past few months I have been wearing Latex close to my skin at all times, it is not a problem, all very discrete and that for a while kept the curse satisfied, however over the past weeks it has been trying to influence my dress again and so I had started, extending my contact with Latex to sleeping under Latex sheets
S.S.n.S    Wow! A very hot and sticky experience yes?
E.W.       Eh yes, Unpleasantly so, especially here in L.A, I find myself waking, wrapped in the sheets like a sweaty mummy. However it works and I had little thought for the curse until tonight. But the dress is enough to keep the curse in check. 
  
 Whatever the reason for her stunningly confident and impossibly sexy red carpet appearance the 2017 MTV Awards will, this year, be remembered for a very different kind of winner.That and the image of a sweaty Emma Watson mummified in Latex. 

In L.A, I am Amanda Keira Louboutin
   Stay shiny
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LateXium Files. Emma watson

Hi everyone

  Further lost Latexium files have been passed into our hands, some are false trails but as ever some are simply explainable. In the week that Disney release the Trailer for Beauty and the beast, allowing us to hear what we had expected all  along, that Emma Watson has a simply beautiful sweet singing voice, we here at S.S.n.S publish a new and until now suppressed image of Miss Watson in skintight Latex dating from the height of the curses influence in 2010.

Emma Watson in Latex. The LateXium Files

Hi Everyone

   In our search for the truth, we sift though many many files, most are deemed fake or just conspiracy, however once and a while we uncover something so stunning, it can not be so easily dismissed.

  One such file came across our desk this week and contained a photograph so unusual it had to be investigated. The image showed British actress Emma Watson moments after the bizarre Garmentia Latexium curse has struck and, as her assistants rush to her aid, clearly shows how upsetting and unwelcome the effects of her outfits transformation into Latex are. Her elegant outfit, swiftly melting into polished and smooth Latex rubber, molding and clinging to her perfect figure. To all intense a modest outfit, but never the less unwillingly revealing in its tightness.

  With no time stamp or date mark on the Photograph we can not precisely date the event, however we have  narrowed it down to 2010, which was at the height of the curses activity.

  Another strange case, another appearance of the curse. What more lays ahead, Only time will tell.

For Smooth.Slick.n.Shiny, I am Amanda Keira Louboutin

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Emma Watson. The Latexium interview part 3

Hi Everyone
  Our exclusive interview with Actress Emma Watson continued with the question of her Photo shoot for Latex fashion house Syren.

  Emma Watson.... Technically true, in that yes the stylist for the shoot had asked me to wear Latex and that the  dress was by Syren Latex. However it was not for
Syren but just one of a number of ideas for the Elle shoot, none of which by the way ever saw the light of day, so how on earth you got this one I do not know.
S.S.n.S..... Are you embarrassed to have willingly worn Latex?
E.W.....    No not at all, photo shoots are all about character and finding an image to project, that is after all an actresses job and it is not about total self promotion. However I did ask for the images not to be used by Elle purely because I was getting tired of "Emma Watson wears Latex again" headlines. I have a good relationship with Elle, they have reported on my career with great kindness in the past and so they graciously lost the pictures. They are not bad, that one is very classy, as were they all, but it was just a little too much of the shiny stuff.
 S.S.n.S...... Is it true though that you called Syren yourself and asked for them to provide the dresses.
 E.W.... My god where do you get all this information. Yes it is true, Elle had provided a few things and they were all very nice very classy, but since the curse had begun, i had been doing a little research and had seen the Syren site and found they're couture Latex to be something I would wear, if as ever it were not fashioned in Latex. So when this came up I asked to wear them.
S.S,n.S.... Is it true the people at Syren did not believe it was you when you contacted them
E.W....... They took a breath I think when I contacted them yes. I mean I had been seen In Latex before but had never promoted a designer before and so they took a few minutes to believe that yes i was asking to wear their designs in Elle Magazine. They sent down a stylist and a few beautiful gowns and dresses, the best of which I see you have chosen here.
S.S.n.S..... Dare I mention the word polish
E.W...... Oh God, yes well It had never crossed my mind. I mean "Okay Emma we just need to polish you" is not an everyday request. In the Past the curse had always created outfits, that shone like liquid and I never thought how that effect was created on a normal Latex dress and so when The Syren Stylist got out this can and explained I needed to be polished, I just was like What?. So two stylists, two cans of Radical Gloss, or Pero -shine as they called it , 4 four hands being very.....thorough in their duties and about 20 minutes of.....well you know, later, I was good and glossed up.
 S.S.n.S..... Speaking for myself I always find it a very pleasurable  experience, to be polished. Would you agree
 E.W.... Um, oh gosh um.....well yes i suppose. I mean I could not deny, it could be a very sensual experience, in the right atmosphere, however in a studio with seven or eight crew and witnesses, I would go for embarrassing as a word to describe it. I mean they polished everywhere.
 S.S.n.s.....Speaking of embarrassing, could you tell us a little about this.

 E.W....  Oh my goodness, look at me, don't I look happy. There really isn't much to say, this was the year, according to the press, that I vanished from the Bafta awards, in protest at The Harry Potter films not gaining a special achievement award. No I vanished because I was Pissed off at having to wear a Latex minidress, which from one end of the red carpet to the other had got mini-er  and mini-er, so who could blame me, I mean that is awful isn't it and I was so unhappy about it,I had this gorgeous young designer to wear and then the curse turned it into this awful unflattering thing and again, because of my annoyance, it fed off my emotions and just got tighter and shorter  . I did try, I mean I rushed and found a Nail Polish to match the skirt in an attempt to at least make it look less unplanned and If I recall it was one of those really windy Bafta nights and that skirt was a real worry, because it had started longer, but of cause that changed by the time I stepped out of the car. But  I did the red carpet and I don't think there was not a single genuine smile in any of the photos taken. So yes thank you for that one.
S.S.n.S...... Well speaking for all a S,S,n,S, we think you look amazing as ever Emma. If a little pissed off.

There will be more to come, Thanks for reading
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Emma Watson. The SmoothSlicknShiny Interview

Emma Watson

The Latexium Interviews

The world has followed her from budding 7 year old wizard, through her teens as she blossomed into one of the worlds most recognisable and as far as we here a Smoothslicknshiny are concerned, most beautiful women in the world. But in the past few years Actress Emma Watson, has been in the public eye for a very different and bizarre reason. A curse spoken in jest by a colleague has condemned the young Brit to the fate of having some or all of many outfits she wears transforming into polished smooth and slick Latex rubber. It is a phenomena we here at Smooth Slick

N  Shiny have followed closely and now for the first time we are delighted and proud to welcome  the gorgeous Actress, Model, Style Icon and activist Emma Watson to our offices to finally lay to rest some of the mystery and rumours surrounding this very pubic embarrassment.

Amanda Keira….Hello Emma

Emma Watson……..Gosh what a welcome, thank you thank you so much, that is very kind, Wow and thank you for having me here. What a wild place.

A.K……It is a little full on round here I grant you, I hope everyone has been behaving themselves.

E.W…… Everyone has been very kind thank you. I took a quick tour and now I have my Tea and biscuit I am ready to go

A.K …. So Lets start with a straight question. As you probably are aware, we here at S.S.n.S think you never look short of amazing in Latex . But, Emma Watson, How is it for you?

E.W……(Breaking into a wide and embarrassed smile) Well in a word, Hot. Hot and very sticky and really whenever I see photos of myself in one of these Latex outfits, I can’t help but cringe. I mean it’s completely embarrassing. I just look wrong. Some people can look amazing in it. My friend and your name sake Keira Knightley did a campaign for Chanel a few years back, which featured some Latex outfits

and she looked amazing and I always think Kelly Brook looks great and recently Kylie Minogue did a tour with Latex costumes and she looked fabulous, but when I see myself…. I just look….funny. Even this outfit. It may, by the curses standard, be quite conservative but….but it is just feels so wrong. I mean this morning it was a black silk blouse and simple Blue Denim Jeans, now though it is still black over blue, it is wrong.

A.K…So the curse simply turned the outfit you put on this morning into Latex.

E.W….It Added a few ruffles here and there and pretty much shrunk the Jeans by a size, but yes more or less a straight swap.

A.K….. Might I take this opportunity to bring up a question from one of our readers. Sorry for being quick in here but, what effect does the curse have regarding Underwear.

E.W….. Oh my gosh, um. Well it is always affected. Sometimes changed and sometimes……. Lets say de-constructed.

A.K….You mean it …..

E.W……Erases it yes and regarding this outfit for example? I was wearing underwear this morning. However I think, by the rather sticky feel of it…., I am not wearing underwear anymore.

A.K…. I am sure there is a follow up question to that but right now it has slipped my mind.

E.W…... (With a wide brilliant smile) Next Question.

A.K…… You see I was going to be all cool and snappy and ask such deep questions.

E.W…. Please just ask.

A.K…… You have worn Latex to some pretty high profile events. Some people would say  there must be some willingness on your part to comply with the curse or else Why does she  not just change her outfit.

E.W…. Well I can assure you the only compliance I give to the curse is a grudging one. I would rather it created “wearable” outfits than risk its developing a more extreme choice of fetish style. But as for the point about removing it, I could and did for a few weeks just strip the Latex and put on another outfit, however  this would also become affected and usually in less conservative fashion. It also raised the risk of the event taking place whilst in a public place, a photocall, press conference, red carpet and I would again rather the curse did its thing in private, so if there ever was an outfit too outrageous to wear, I could just hide away.

A.K…. So you don’t bother removing a Latex outfit now, You just accept it.

E.W…… Oh no, not accept at all, but the simple reason is I can’t. For example, this outfit, believe me if I could I would at least open a few button, but you see where when I put my blouse and Jeans on everything was normal, the moment the curse took over the buttons all became fake, as did the belt and the Pants Zipper. I can’t remove it. It has sealed me inside and that is what happens with very much all the outfits now, it fashions some form of clasp or closing which can not be opened until it deems fit and that is why at times I may appear to some, a willing fetishist.

A.K…… But you are not affected at every moment. Again a readers question. What about at home, away from the spotlight.

E.W…. Very much the same, I am always wearing some form of Latex, be it outerwear or underwear. As you have reported before I can appease the curse by wearing self bought Latex, such as Panties, but that is not always a guarantee of protection. The only real way to halt the curse is by wearing Leather, so my Leather collection is quite large.
A.K...... What a thought.........but what about at night
E.W..... Again the curse will transform anything I wear.
A.K..... If I may. There was a myth about your bed linen being transformed. True or false?
E.W...... True in fact. Actually it was quite scary .Um...I had gone to bed, kind of naked, hoping nothing would happen and awoke with the sheets and pillows tightening down about me, until I could not really move much. 
A.K..... Like mummifying
E.W......Not really. It turned out the top sheet and the bottom one had melted into one, so I was in this kind of weird Latex envelope with my arms trapped inside and just my head poking out resting on a Latex pillow. After that I just let the curse do its thing. I can put up with a Latex nightdress better than a full Latex bed.


To Be continued

Emma Watson talks Latex

Hi Everyone,
   Please allow me a little indulgence as I set the scene.

 Smoked glass, gleaming chrome and elegant gold details. The warm atmosphere filled with the aroma of warm rubber. Whilst from every direction the click click of killer heels beat out their sensual tattoo on the polished black marble floor. Welcome to the offices of SmoothSlicknShiny, Another day at the heartbeat of sissy and latex fantasy had nearly reached an end, when in the other office, I can hear voices raised above the hush the of the usual sensual whisper. I look up, activate the auto de-smoking on my executive offices glass and stop dead. Now I have had many astonishing adventures from my time as a Maid, to experiencing a Vacbed, from being a very naked and very embarrassed party table decoration (Bottoms up, hands off please) to being one "Yes" away from stepping full-time into a new life as a young woman, I have had a few "Dear Diary" moments, but now, right now I was looking at something I never imagined seeing in the flesh.
  With her dark hair, slicked back to highlight those famous and perfectly feminine features, dramatic eyes,glossed red lips and high polished cheekbones,

British Actress and modern style icon Emma Watson, in skintight blue Latex jeans and ruffled semi-transparent black Latex blouse is posing with cool elegance for our staffs cameras. For a long moment I am spellbound by both the glow of her casual charm and by just how petite she would be if it were not for the 6" black Patent heels. However I am as weak as anyone for a photo and like
everyone else I can't resist just one for a personal keepsake. After a few moments our chief roving reporter Amanda Keira appears and greets our guest with a kiss and hug of an old friend, words are exchanged, a clear compliment on Emmas style  brings a wide warm smile to the young beauties face and I can't help but notice the similarities between Emma and Amanda K, both possess that Petite boyish frame, slim waist and long elegant legs and the similarities are even more so today as Amanda K's short  feminine Pixie crop is a perfect mirror of Emmas slicked back style. I am still gazing at our guest when they both turn and Amanda K, points the way to my office. Moments later I have the gorgeous Emma Watson warm hand in mine. My compliment on her stunning look is accepted with a cute angling of the head and  dazzling smile and I am in love..........
   Ladies and gentlemen This is the day we here at S.S.n.S  have been looking forward to. The first sit down interview with the woman at the heart of one of the nations biggest mysteries The Garmentia Latexium curse, Emma Watson and over the next few weeks we here will bring you that interview as we take Emma back through some of her most memorable

Latexium moments, to learn the inside story surrounding them and also to answer some of our reader questions and reveal the truth behind this photo. Left




E.Watson....Oh my god no!, tell me you have that photo. Oh please I have never seen it, ever. That must have been the most embarrassing ever. I so needed to apologise for my language after that.


Well, yes we do have "That" Photo and more besides.
So with all that and more coming soon, please stay tuned.

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Andy 

Emma Watson. A Non-Latexium event?

        EMMA WATSON IN NON LATEXIUM EVENT

Hi Everyone

  Well that could read as a head line from any red top tabloid, but in the last few hours we here at S.S.n.S have had it confirmed that the outfit worn to the world aid charity ball in New York at the weekend was indeed and outfit purely of Miss Watsons choosing. It was originally reported the sleek and shiny,knee length, Latex pencil dress had been the effect of the Garmentia Latexium curse. However our on the spot reporter Amanda K, recognized the dress as being an original Atsuko Kudo, sparking further investigation.

   Unable to speak with the lady herself due to timing issues, Amanda K slipped in beside the events organizer and discovered a thrilling truth.   The event organizer, Ms Jennifer Sloan-Whitely explains. "The idea of the Latex dress was Miss Watsons and came out of a discussion regarding the increasing of publicity for both the event and the charity itself. I mentioned the involvement of the fashion world and of her connections with our sponsor Lancome. However it was she who, in an act of pure generosity and knowing the world wide headlines it would grab, offered to wear a Latex dress for the event. I initially turned down the offer, explaining how I did not wish her experience the embarrassment i knew she the feeling regarding the Latexium curse, but to her huge credit, Miss Watson insisted and explained that she felt no embarrassment if it were her own outfit of choice and that she had an Atsuko Kudo dress perfect for the Black and white theme and perfect for catching the headlines."

  So there we have it, straight from a very reliable source the dress was Miss Watsons, from her own wardrobe and worn at her her own choice. Revelations!

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Andy and Amanda K

Emma Watson Leathers up in Paris

   Well she may have had her struggles with the bizarre Latexium curse over the past few years, but it seem British Actress and style icon Emma Watson is perfectly willing to show her own raunchy side with this leather outfit worn for a night out in the French capital Paris this past weekend.

  Hi This is Amanda Keira for Smooth Slick n Shiny, here once more to bring you the latest update on our favorite English Rose'.            Well it was a warm spring evening in the heart of Paris, when heads turned and cameras flashed, as the ever elegant Miss Emma Watson, rocked the leather look with maximum effect. Looking sleek and stunning with simple hair and understated sexy make up, emphasized with lips glossed in her own Lancome "Rouge In Love" collection, Emma was happy to show off her toned body and much admired long legs in a stunning black leather dress and matching Biker jacket. Slit and unzipped to her thigh and cut low across the bust the dress was clearly designed to highlight the young actresses blossoming and confident sexuality.                          It is not the first time Emma has worn Leather, it was and remains a staple of her understated style.  It is also known to be one of the only defenses against the dark arts of the Latexium curse, Countering its bizarre ability to transform any outfit she wear into shiny smooth Latex rubber.                                            However, it has come to our attention that perhaps, the use of Leather as a counter to Latex, might indeed be the desire of the curse itself. We here at S.S.n.S Headquarters have examined this theory and believe, if the curse wants in some way to influence  Miss Watsons' image and sexuality by manipulation of her style and wardrobe, leading her to believe she has some semblance of control by the wearing of leather might just be playing into the curses clutches. A Hollywood A lister and one of the worlds most beautiful women, bound forever to wear leather, or doomed enslaved to Latex. Control or a double curse? Either way we here at S.S.n.S Towers will keep you informed.

  For SmoothSlick'n'Shiny I am Amanda Keira.

   With Love

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Emma Watson shines out East

Hi Everyone,
   Well it has been a while, but it is good to be back .

 So it seems our favorite style icon has been in the news once more.
  This time our on the spot reporter, Amanda Keira, was on hand as Emma Watson made a big impression out East at a special gala showing of Alfonso Cuarons' Oscar winning movie Gravity, in Shanghai.
 Wearing a classic Chinese style inspired mini dress of highly polished latex rubber, the always dazzling beauty turned heads and grabbed headlines and as ever our ace reporter managed to grab a few fleetingly revealing words with the young actress.
  As ever her style and that dress headed the conversation, but this time the question "Latexium?" received a surprising reply. An almost embarrassed smile.
  Emma Watson explains....
  "Um well actually no , this is mine. It was created by a local designer, not specifically a fetish designer, but one who had seen me in other outfits and asked if I would like it.
  I was  a little uncertain at first, for obvious reasons,but personally I have always liked the simple style of classic Chinese dresses and I adored the little flower detailing and just fell in love with it.
  It is funny how the Latexium curse was just that for a long time, a curse,but now having had such kind words written about my "New image",it has almost proved a blessing, allowing me to move on from Hermione. Latex is such an easy material to wear, so sleek and smooth, I love the way it clings and shines. There was a time when I would Bathe for hours to remove the aroma, but now even that is very pleasing to me.".

With that surprising tribute to what was thought of as a curse, the ever delightful Emma Watson bid our reporter a good evening. However, intrigued by Emmas sudden acceptance of the curse, Amanda Keira did what every ace reporter does and dug deeper. Tracking down the designer, to find out more.
  Designer Jing Wai.....
   Yes I offered Miss Watson a dress, she is a very sweet and generous lady, very beautiful and charmingly British. However I never designed that dress in Rubber.
  Amanda Keira....
    So do you believe your dress was affected by the Latexium curse?
  J.W.....
  I had heard of this curse, in the press, but to be honest thought it the work of a publicity machine. However I did witness something extraordinary, but I am still not sure of what happened. We had a fitting and Miss Watson did the dress great justice, she has a beautiful figure to dress.but then I could not help but notice a strong smell of rubber in the room. Miss Watson immediately began to apologize, saying she loved the dress and how she had hoped this was not going to happen, but I was just astonished to see  before my eyes what was pure silk, transform into , well, into Latex.
  A.K...
 So you witnessed the actual event, the Latexium curse?
 J.W......
 It was quite bizarre, the silk became very very shiny, almost Liquid like and flowed from the centre of the dress, outward in ripples, until the entire dress was perfectly transformed down to the flower detailing. Quite shocking. Miss Watson was clearly upset at this and to her great honor offered a dozen apologies. Condemning the curse for ruining all my work.
 A.K......
 Did you offer her a replacement?
J.W......
 Very much so. However the buttoning on the dress had become false, unreal, a mere detail and so with the collar being so fitted, she was unable to remove the dress.
 A.K.....
 So Emma was literally trapped  within the dress?
J.W........
Very much so. A prisoner in a latex dress. But there was one more thing. The dress, when silk, was cut to just above her knee, but with each condemnation of the curse, shortened and tightened about her buttocks and breasts, until it was really almost unwearable without total embarrassment with each movement. I could hear and see, the young Lady, very upset, almost begging the curse for forgiveness and to my amazement the dress responding by lowering the hem by two or three inches. Most bizarre. It truly is a curse. I felt very sorry for such a sweet lady".

  So there we have it, an eye witness account of the curse close up and it's effects and perhaps we can now understand Emma's rather glowing appraisal of Latex as little more than appeasement to what can clearly be a very cruel and humiliating curse.
 
  We shall keep you all up to date on all things Latexium, but for now, be safe, be happy.
XXX
Andy

NEWSFLASH....Emma Watson Latexium sighting?

Hi Everyone
  Breaking news from our reporter Amanda Keira.
    Latexium? or personal choice? Either way British Actress and style icon Emma Watson rocks a pair of awesomely tight PVC Pants whilst attending a student fashion show in her birth city of Paris.
   Despite our reporters best efforts and time restraints, it proved impossible to grab a definitive answer from Emma herself, However a spokes person has confirmed the young Actress does possess a pair of very similar polished pants.
  Latexium or personal choice? You decide.

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Emma Watson in Latex and on the offensive

Hi Everyone
  This Is Amanada Keira here once more (affecting my best American CNN Accent) to bring you the very latest in British actress Emma Watsons battle with the Latexium curse and it seems the young style icon has struck a blow for both style and elegance by wearing a stunning Leather pant suit, whilst on a promotional tour this week.
  The slim fitting pants teamed with a jacket perfectly tailored for her slim figure was a total head-turner and allowed her the freedom not to worry about the threat of embarrassment from the bizarre curse, This with the perfectly size red clutch bag showed Miss Watson was far from beaten in the battle over the Latexium Curse.
  This comes a few weeks after it was revealed Emma had suffered a very public attack by the curse whilst on anniversary promo visit with Harry Potter author JK Rowling in London, The Author was on hand to offer a comforting hand as her young stars outfit swiftly transformed from a classic monochrome silk satin, into a stunning shimmering glistening Latex. right
 As her hand rested on Emma's Latex-ed hip Ms Rowling said "It's not the first time I have seen the curse in action, however I really don't think it matters what Emma wears,she never looks anything other than stunning", before adding, slightly un-guardedly,"she is young and sexy and to be honest I think she looks amazing in Latex,". A further comforting hug and a shared glance between the pair sending a whisper of speculation about the gathered media group. 
  She created all the spells and curses for the hugely successful series, but could JK herself really be behind the Latexium curse ??????.
 
We here a S.Sn.S will keep you up to date on all the latest revelations and whispers, but until the next time
  I am Amanda Keira for SmoothSlicknShiny.
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Emma Watson wears Latex to Letterman show

    "That wasn't me"
A strange opening to an interview I grant you. However  when those words are spoken by the beautiful British Actress Emma Watson, to explain a certain "embarrassing" sound which all us latex wearers have experienced at one time or another, all becomes wonderfully clear.
  Hello Everybody, Amanda Keira here and once more reporting on the strange and bizarre Latexium curse affecting the you beauty and More than that I am honored to bring you our first sitdown chat with the elegant style icon.
  Miss Watson entered, free of entourage and PAs,  dressed in a classic black jacket over white silk blouse and atop polished dagger like heels which, though a health and safety hazard to most wearers,  only seemed to enhance her catwalk grace whilst highlighting the surprising length of her stunning legs and it is those legs which, as she takes her seat before us, magnetically draw the eye. For they are coated in a liquid glaze of polished Latex.
   For a few minutes we chit chat, Emma ever the perfect interviewee quick with smile and quip, eager to tell her news and equally eager to know mine.
  Then it happens, that 'embarrassing" sound and our conversation turns to that curse.
   Emma rolls her exquisitely made up eyes, she is about to appear on The Letterman Show and looks breathtaking.

 EW......Sorry that was not me
S.S.S......Never thought it was. Don't worry we have all had that moment
EW.......I tried to smooth them out, to squeeze every bubble of air out but......that is the thrird time today. So embarrassing
S.S.S.....Not at all......But you say you tried to smooth them out. Do you often have to adjust the effect of the curse to make it more bearable.
EW.....No there really is nothing I can do about the curse, It kind of does its own thing. However.....Emma smooths her perfectly manicured hands down the mirror smooth Latex sealing her legs.............these are mine.
S.S.S...Not the effect of the curse?
  Squeezed into skintight latex leggings,Emma Watson arrives outside the studios
                   prior to appearing on the David Letterman show.

EW......No, these are mine, I have had them for a long time now, prior to the curse I think, I can't remember exactly when, but I have worn them before. Someone made a thing of them on youtube, but I am not sure if they were my leather pants or not.
S.S.S....They are pretty shiny, I have seen the clip, an easy mistake to make. But these are definitely Latex.
EW.....Definitely and as if to emphasis the point Emma unfolds and recrosses her legs, filling the room with the telltale, sticky pop and creak of Latex....I kind of regret the choice now as they are getting a little warm and tight. I get the feeling I might burst out of them If I move too quick.
S.S.S.....Why the choice?
EW.....Simple, I did not want to risk the curses effects. I knew I wanted to wear the pant suit, but knew one thing or all would be affected, so took the easy option to control it.
S.S.S....Well the effect is perfect,                                        
EW......Thank you, that is sweet. I knew a latex jacket over silk pants would look odd and an entire latex suit would be totally over the top, so.......again a quick caress of her gleaming legs.. I can live with it.                                                                           Emma Watson arrives at he Letterman studios
S.S.S....What about tonight on the show?
EW......I have a different outfit, but have taken precautions
S.S.S....Like those for the Noah premiere
EW......Oh my you know everything
S.S.S....My job I am afraid.
EW.......Well yes the same as for Noah, Although those were By KIM WEST.
S.S.S.....Would you mind explaining to the readers?
EW.......Well.......an awkward shifting in her seat and another bubble of air makes is presence known.....Well. I wanted to wear that dress so much, it was possibly THE most glamorous thing I had ever worn
S.S.S.....It was a real statement dress, Emma Watson has grown up
EW.......Exactly and I did not want anything to distract from it and so.....and so I contacted Kim West and purchased a set of Latex underwear, from their bridal range.
S..S.S ...White Latex
EW.......Pale pink Latex, very transparent once on  and nothing for the world to see.
S.S.S.....Still, I believe the curse added its own detail?
EW......Oh God No...How did you know....No that was me, An act of defiance if you like. Kim West asked if they might reproduce them. So somewhere you can buy my panties...
.....there's a thought, Right here In fact                                     http://www.kimwest.co.uk/collections/valentine-girl


  It was a real head squeeze to end our all too brief chat on, but still it s an image that will dance on my dreams for many a long night.
  I had waited willing for 2 hours for my brief chat with the ever busy young Actress, but it was all worth it, for  Emma had, as ever, been the most wonderful interviewee, sweet, charming and gifted with a warm sense of humor and if I might add on a slightly unprofessional note, gifted with the most perfect bottom for Latex.

  So until next time, Take care,
Love Love
    I am Amanda Keira Louboutin in New York.
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                                          Oh and see what you think. Latex or Leather?

Emma Watson. Elegant in Latex

  Hi Everyone
     Amanda keira here reporting from New York (Affects best CNN accent) and once again I am reporting on the strange Latexium curse which, since its accidental casting during the filming of the final harry Potter movie, has plagued British actress Emma Watson. The curse which causes any outfit the Young style icon wears, to turn into Latex Rubber had shown signs of passing,however in an unexpected twist it appears Miss Watson may have actually embraced the cutting edge of fetish fashion herself.
   I recently had the pleasure of a quick chat with the young beauty at the Style event and to my surprise was happy to  reveal her elegant outfit choice for the event had not been left to curses or indeed to fate. 
 My first one word question "Latexium?"  being greeted with a wide, almost unsurpressable smile.

EW....Actually No I paid real money for it. I saw it in a boutique downtown a few days ago and totally fell in love with it.
  S.S.n.S....well it and you both look stunning as ever. Why finally embrace something which has proved so embarrassing in the past.
  EW....Well to be honest I did not realise the dress was Latex. I have never seen Latex in such a subtle shade I never gave it a thought, until I got closer and then, well.....I guess it was too later. I mean I love the colour and the intricate detailing. It just....I just fell in love with it.
  S.S.n.S  In the past you have said, you hated the aroma of Latex. Has that changed?
  EW....Actually no, very much no. The aroma is still very much low on my perfume list, However I have found that with a mist of my own Midnight Rose the aroma blends away into something I think quite pleasant. 
  S.S.n.S....I have to say it is a quite strangely seductive perfume. Almost mysterious.  Although your reporter did wander how subtle the aroma of Latex would be after a few hours warming upon Miss Watsons skin.
 EW...I hope so, 
  S.S.n.S... So is this the beginning of a "Katy Perry" venture into Latex and rubber?
   EW.... Goodness no Katy Perry looked amazing in her outfits, I don't know how made them.....
  S.S.n.S.....They were custom made by Syren
  EW....That would be why they were so unique. I mean the Simpsons one was amazing.
  S.S.n.S....You took note of them then
  EW.....Well the curse was just really getting hold then, so i was doing a little research, But no.....No no major stepping out. If the curse has it's way, well so be it. But as for choice. This I can live with.

  And so with a neat pirouette, a quick pose and brilliant smile, she was gone and all that remained was the memory of once again meeting the charming young actress and that mysterious perfume.

  For
 SmoothSlicknShiny this is Amanda Keira Louboutin.
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Emma Watson Lancome style event New York.

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  A few days after this interview we visited the boutique for a response from the owner to one of their Latex outfits being worn by Emma Watson. Their response. Quote

  "We have never and have no intention of ever selling Latex or any other fetish fashion item. We have no idea how this outfit came to be in our stock. It was not on display and we were greatly surprised when Miss Watson presented for purchase"

  A mysterious turn of events. A mistake by the shop owner or perhaps the curse has begun to manipulate Miss Watson's world in a new and more  bizarre fashion.

 Stay tuned.

XXX

 

Emma Watson. Late X file. Latexium event?

  Hi Everyone.
   Live from SmoothSlicknShinys high speed transport platform, hurtling through the southern English  countryside. (Thats the train to you and I and believe me it ain't hurtling nowhere fast) We bring you a new update.
      Well it has been a while, but here at S.S.n.S our investigation into the bizarre Latexium curse which has affected British Actress Emma Watson over the last year, shows no sign of coming to an end.
   Yesterday whilst sifting through a pile of sightings and images of Miss Watson,our investigator Keira Amanda came across this startling image
   The picture clearly purports to  show Miss Watson in the grip of a Latexium event. The gloss black blouse showing all the familiar traits of having been transformed into ultra thin and highly polished  Latex rubber.
  However Keira Amanda has discovered that this image was taken some three years ago,at least a year before any previous event was reported. No further investigating could unveil whether this was indeed a Latexium event or in truth an unexpected twist in the tale.
  And so with that in mind, we here are S.S.n.S can not stamp this as an official report of Garmentia Latexium.
  It is, in all truth, an open LateX file.
The truth is out there (but we won't catch it on this train, oh goody another station. No rush guys)
Take care all
XXX
Andy
  

Emma Watson. Latex Update. "The first thing you notice is the smell"

Hi Everyone,
This is Amanda Keira again to bring you the latest updates.

   "The first thing you notice is the smell"

   The words of Emma Watson speaking to us after another manifestation of the bizarre Latexium curse struck the British actress whilst attending the Lord Mayors charity lunch in London.
  "It comes from nowhere" the young style icon continued "and instantly you are enveloped in this rubbery scented cloud that no perfume can hide. Then it starts. Sometimes instantaneous , but sometimes it can take minutes or hours before you can feel anything physically changing. It is a kind of, it is difficult to explain, like whatever you're wearing kind of liquifies. It all becomes loose and you have this, this feeling of not wearing anything . It is as if the curse is deciding on its final appearance and once it has, the weight seems to return and what I can only describe as a slow tightening takes over and this of cause is accompanied by an awful rubbery stretching sound. Like fingers on a balloon. It is fortunate the final latex outfit is sometimes quite loose, but when it fashions into a dress like this. (see right) or worse still,leggings or Pants, sorry trousers, too much time in the states, it can get very very tight indeed.
  I recall the Lancome Launch a year ago, when, what were a perfectly nice pair of Capri pants became a pair of very tight Black Latex leggings. It was a very good job I was seated when the curse struck, because I remember them just tightening and tightening. I thought they were going to burst. Fortunately as it turned out they were spot on trend and perhaps fewer people really noticed than than did. (see left)
    Would I miss it if it ended tomorrow? Oh my Gosh no! No.People have been very sweet over it, but if it were gone I would not miss it. Or the smell."

  Well we here at S.SnS can understand why people are so sweet and understanding about the curse. Strange, bizarre embarrassing it may be, but as ever Miss Watsons  grace charm and beauty out-shines any latex outfit, no matter how highly polished it may be. However we have noticed the dress Emma reluctantly wore to the Mayors Lunch was a copy of the cutely modest Peter Pan collared dress she appeared in on the Today Show a while back (below). Coincidence? or is the curse developing a signature style for our favourite style princess.

  Either way,We shall keep you up to date with all breaking news on the curse.
   But for now.
            This has been Amanda Keira Louboutin, for SmoothSlick'n'Shiny
XXX

Oh and SmoothSlick'n'Shiny would like to say thank you Lex for your support. It seems the word is spreading. As is the curse
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STOP PRESS!. New Latexium images revealed!

   Hello Everyone. Amanda Keira here again to bring you the Latest news on Garmentia Latexium.
   Well It seams that the New Year has failed to bring any good fortune for British beauty Emma Watson regarding the bizarre and mischievous Latexium curse.
   Toward the end of last year it had been hoped a breakthrough was imminent, but as yet we have not had any word to confirm this.
However New pictures previously suppressed have been revealed  this month regarding a Latexiumo outbreak which occurred last November at a Harry Potter event in London England.
  Flanked by her Franchise co stars Rupert Grint (left) and Daniel Ratchliffe, Miss Watson clearly  took comfort in their support as she faced the press in a (though unwelcome) very elegant and cleanly Chic black Latex pencil dress, finished with cute flared sleeves and highlighted by white piping, with a cute white Latex bow at the waist.
   As ever,though clearly uneasy to be once again sheathed in polished Rubber, Miss Watson retained her beauty and English wit with her usual effortless charm.
    We here at SmoothSlicknShiny will keep you up to date on any further developments. So stay tuned. 
   After all This  is a New year and anything is possible.
  Take care. Best wishes.
XXX
   For S.S.S
I am Amanda Keira Louboutin.
XXX

Emma watson. Latexium update

                                   Has the curse been tamed? 
Has Emma Watson finally found the cure for the mysterious  Latexium curse?

  Hi, Once again this is Amanda Keira Louboutin reporting for SmoothSlick'n'Shiny on the Latexium curse which has been affecting British actress Emma Watson for the past year and on what looks like a possible breakthrough thanks to her old friends at fashion giants Burberry.

  Miss Watson has in the past proved to be a devotee of Burberry's stylish range of trench coats, continuing to wear them long after her modeling contract ended with them.So it was no big surprise to see the young style icon arrive at the Bafta awards dinner in London this weekend, wearing a Burberry Trench to protect her from the early winter chill. However the gathered crowds were in for a stunning surprise.
  High collared, fully belted and reaching just above the knee, the blood red trench had all of Burberry's style cues, but with one unique edge. This Trench coat (right) was made.......of Rubber! and as the flashes caught every angle and shine of the supple ultra high gloss material, we here a S.S.S wondered if this was the whispered plan intended to counter the curse. Because if it was, then it worked.
  Unable to grab a few words with Emma until her second photo call I was thrilled to she her looking more dazzling than ever in resent months, for as she posed, with sleek hair and vibrant lips that finally wiped memories of Hermione Granger away, there was not a hint of Latex to be seen. Leaving her stunning brilliant red lace dress,(seen below) to display her perfect figure.
  Once the ever huge desire for new images of the young beauty died down I was thrilled to be able to grab a quick word.

    S.S.S.....Hi Emma, May I say you look stunning and add that your smile says it all. Has the curse been defeated?
    E.W.......Thank you, that is very kind of you. I was so hoping this dress would not be affected.
   S.S.S......Was there a plan with the coat?
    E.W.......Yes very much so. My friends at Burberry asked if they could help. They had read your blog and noted that my......voluntarily wearing latex in some form seemed to placated the curse and so offered to create a Trench for me which I could wear without the uncertainty of what the curse would do to it.
  S.S.S......I must say, it is a stunning coat and quite a show stopper. May we have a few details?
   E.W.......Well there is little to say, the style is classic, I adore the collar and the only real drawback is that it is unlinned. We did  a few experiments and with a silk lining the dress beneath semi rubberised, which although a great improvement was not the cure I had hoped for and so we made this one without a lining, totally in rubber. Which, although very warm, does still leave me with the unpleasant feeling of Latex against my skin.
  S.S.S.....So you still dislike, the sensation of Latex?
  E.W......Maybe not dislike.....I would rather if I were to wear Latex it was of my own choosing. I had a pair of Latex legging before the curse came on me, so I am not LatexPhobic, if that is a word. 
  S.S.S....Well if I may say, we at SmoothSlick'n'nShiny hope you find the cure to your problems soon, but in the meantime, hope to see this stunning Trench a few more times.
 E.W.......That is very kind, thank you so much.

      Sadly that was all we had time for, but as ever, Emma did not fail to melt my heart with her genuine feminine grace and charm.

 So until the next time,
  This is Amanda Keira Louboutin, for Smooth slick 'n shiny.
XXXXX


Dedicated with thanks to Jennifer Wilson XXX

  

Latex and Emma Watson. Garmentia Latexium returns.

                                                         It has happened again!

   Hi everyone, this is Amanda Keira once again reporting for Smoothslick'n'shiny on the mysterious Latexium curse which still has a grip in British Actress and style icon Emma Watson
  The latest 'Event' took place at the Cannes yacht Club in the glamorous south of France. Miss Watson, though no longer an official spokesperson for Lancome, looked impeccable as ever, with classic red lips and intricate eyes and was reported to be as bright and charming as ever. However It would appear the curse has either developed a sense of place or a sense of humour,for within an hour of her  arrival at the Gala dinner, Miss Watsons simple red Dior  dress had utterly transformed into a polished and slick pastiche of a Naval Uniform, complete with Gold rings on her cuffs and a cap to complete.
    To be honest, the effect was sunning. The tiny black Latex dress, little more than a jacket, was as smooth and shiny as any prepared by one of the larger fetish fashion houses, such as House of Harlot or Honour and showed off the pretty Actresses curves and legs to perfection.
  As ever throughout this the young beauties cool never visibly wavered and, despite  cutting her photo call to this one shot, she remained to dance the night away in her own simple elegant and quintessentially British style.
   Leaving the event I was fortunate enough to grab a couple of questions.

  S.S.S.... Hi Emma, Might I say on behalf of S.S.S readers that you looked stunning tonight despite your on going Latexium difficulties.
  E.W.... That is a good way to put  it,difficulties but thank you. Thank you so much. Still, at least it was in keeping. I think these rings make me a Captain don't they? It is just a shame it is so brief.
  S.S.S..... The cap was a nice touch.
  E.W........I have absolutely no idea where that came from.
  S.S.S .....Is the curse diminishing at all.
  E.W.......To a degree yes, I think it is. I have certain things which work against it. Leather will not turn into Rubber so my jacket collection is safe.But I must admit this (pauses in thought) ....kind of..intelligent? Transformation is a little un-nerving, if having all your clothes turn into Rubber is not un-nerving enough. So perhaps it is not as random as first thought.
    As this point Miss Watsons car appeared and with a smile, a wave and compliment on my own heels, was gone.
  Emma Watson. Actress, Model, Style icon, but most of all a true beauty both inside and out.
  
  Stay tuned for anymore breaking news.
   For SmoothSlick'n'Shiny I'm Amanda Keira Louboutin.
XXX

Emma Watson. New Latexium outbreak

Hi Everyone,

   Sorry for the delay in reporting, but over the last few days reports have reached us here at Smoothslick'n'shiny, of British Actress Emma Watson experiencing a new attack of the mysterious Latexium Curse, which has plagued her for months now.

     It was thought the curse, accidentally cast during the filming of the Harry Potter films, had died away, However at a recent event in Cambridge England, It was clear, as our exclusive picture reveals, Miss Watsons torment was far from over..

  It is believed the outbreak may have been caused by Miss Watson choosing to wear PVC in a recent photo shoot. (Left).It is hypothesised, by those studying the curse, that a malevolence exists within its structure and any deviance results in a flare up of the  phenomenon.

  We can only hope a cure is found fast, but until then we can always offer the consolation that be it in silk, satin, leather or latex, Miss Watson remains one of the style icons of the 21st century.

For Smoothslick'n'shiny, I'm Amanda Keira Louboutin.
XXXX

Emma Watson in New Latexium Shock!

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NEW LATEXIUM SHOCK!

Hi Everyone,
  In an unprecedented event British actress and rising Style Icon Emma Watson, this week suffered a double attack of the mystery Latexium Curse which has plagued her for the past few months.
  Attending the press day for the new Harry Potter exhibition at Leavesdon studios England, the bizarre curse left the young actress facing the worlds press in a very brief peach and black Latex slip dress, which to the gathered media, resembled little more than a very delicate piece of exotic underwear.
 After posing for a minute, the usually cool and composed Miss Watson, clearly unnerved and angered by the event, made her exit. 





  It was then reported to us that Miss Watson, refusing to be photographed once more in Latex, demanded a new outfit. This was duly found, only for it too to fall under the curses spell.

   However as ever, bound by her honest desire not to disappoint the crowds of fans who had gained tickets to the event, Emma returned unbowed by the tight black latex skirt and revealing red jacket to complete her appearance with her usual style, grace and humour.
  Asked later by our reporter about the incident Miss Watsons PA said 
   “It was an unfortunate event, which has left Emma saddened as the original dress she had wanted to wear was by Liz Insini,  the young designer whom she is championing and now the one off dress is lost and it was particularly annoying as Emma had taken the embarrassing precautions to wear Latex beneath in an attempt to placate the curse”


  Well once more the strange curse has struck, this time seemingly with a malevolent streak. We can only hope a cure can be found.

  For SmoothSlick’n’Shiny in England
I’m Amanda Keira Louboutin.