Latexium, the first interview

   Hi Everyone.
With the reports of the Latexium curse spreading we at SmoothSlick'nShiny have gained our first brief direct response from Miss Watson herself.
   As she arrived at the annual Elle Style awards, looking stunning as ever with dramatic make up and chic cropped hair, we asked about the curse.
  "It is a real pain" The well spoken actress said, with a hint of exhasperation. "Especially at such events as this. A designer kindly offers me a gown such as this and I have to explain that, by the time anyone else gets to see it it will have turned into Latex rubber"
  But does the curse continue after the outfit has been removed?
  No that is an odd thing . I have waredrobes if normal clothes but the moment i put them on everything or nearly everything turns rubbery 
   You say nearly. Do some outfits not turn?
  No, but part of every outfit turns even if it is just my underwear. Also I find leather does not change.
But what about the comfort factor? Latex is notoriously hot to wear.
   Oh God yes, i mean this isn't too bad and I try to wear skirts and dresses more as there is more freedom of  ventilation. Jeans and things are a nightmare, so tight and hot. Awfull.
  At that point Miss Watson was whisked away, leaving our reporter with the rather stunning mental vision of the elegant young beauty in tight and shiny Latex Jeans.
 
  Reporting from the Elle Awards, I am Andy for SmoothSlick'nShiny.

New art. "Finders keepers"

Hi Everyone
      Time for a new piece of art and once more it has poor Andy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
  Will he ever learn?
XXX

Gemma Arterton In Pvc!

Hi Everyone
    Gemma Arterton in Pvc? has the curse struck another gorgeous British Actress?
Well, no or maybe yes. But then again who cares, because this time we have full video evidence of the curse.
  Now I, to my delight, have in the past worn a PVC pencil skirt (though not so perfectly as Gemma) and can vouch for how tricky they can be to walk in; especially in such heels. Where latex will give a little stretchy freedom of step, PVC does not and so your step must be far more measured to keep your balance. You can see Gemma is slightly restricted, but that just adds to the stunning effect.
  Yes first Video evidence. Call Moulder and Scully.
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Jenna Louise Coleman. Promo in Latex

   Hi Everyone
Here is a mystery Promo from the BBC for next seasons episode entitled "The Autons' Embrace", in which it is rumoured the Doctors companion Clara Oswald is consumed within the Rubber and Plastic skin of an Auton, in order to force the Doctor to aid them escape distruction or have to risk Clara being permenatly Plastisized.
  With each passing minute the seam which runs down Claras back becomes fainter and fainter as the living Plastic melts into one smooth skin.
   Within the Auton Embrace time is running out for Clara.

Poor Emma, the curse goes on.

Hi Everyone,
Poor, poor Emma, It seems no mater how far she travels the young actress can not escape the grip of the Garmetia Latexium curse. No one as yet has discovered who it was that cast it, but one thing is sure, it shows no sign of wearing off.

   It had been reported  that, at first and much to Miss Watsons delight, the silk jacket and skirt she had been loaned by a local Shanghai fashion house seemed not to be affected by the mysterious Latexium curse. The curse, which had affected her since the completion of the final film in the hugely successful Harry Potter franchise, having the effect of transforming part or all of any outfit she wears into Latex Rubber. 

  However, after a few minutes and before the astonished eyes of the waiting media, the burgundy materials sheen once more began to deepen and take on the tell tale  liquid shine of  Latex Rubber.

  At first the British Actresses eyes seemed to betray her disappointment and embarrassment at once more being dressed in  what to some is still a very "underground" material, however, with professional control, Miss Watson's smile never faltered and she completed her duties as ambassador for French cosmetics house Lancome with her usual grace, beauty and charm.

  Reporting from Shanghai,

 Andy

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The Doctors new assistant

  Hi Everyone
     So who is the mysterious Clara? The Doctor is uncertain. All I know is she is the prettiest assistant he has ever had and with a little help (perhaps from the Latexium curse) she would be totally awesome.
   A friend sent me this. I think it might be by the brilliant HeadswapHarry at headswapharry.blogspot.com
Altogether now "Garmentia Latexium!"

XXX
Andy

New art. "It's your own fault"

Hi Everyone
    Here is a new piece of art and once more, poor helpless Andy finds himself at the mercy of Jane and her ever eager friends.
   I wanted a return to the Maid uniforms and heels of before, but this time a dress with no frills or petticoats. A dress with no hiding place.
  Hope you like it and thank you for visiting.
XXX
Andy

Congratulations Keira

  Hi everyone
   Just wanted to pass on my own congratulations to Keira Knightley and her new husband James.
  I know she will not see this but hey whatever, but i have been a fan and admirer of Keiras since seeing her in "Bend it like Beckham". Her style and beauty have influenced my slightly odd life over the past few years and having had the thrill of living in Paris for a week a couple of years ago, feminised, dressed and styled after my heroine without being stared or pointed at,  i realised i had chosen the perfect icon. Lets face it She is a beautiful boyishly figured woman and i (so i am told) am a beautiful girlish boy.
   She also seems a truely sweet person and from the pic if the couple leaving the church they look really happy.
  So God bless you both. love, life and happiness.
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Garmentia Latexium. Emma Watson in Latex

   Hi Everyone.
  Had a sweet enquiry the other day as to whether poor Emma Watson had shed the Latexium curse, accidentaly set on her during the last few weeks of filming Harry Potter.
   Well I am sorry to say the curse which turns anything she wears into smooth shiny latex rubber is  still causing her trouble as this photo, taken at the Elle Style awards shows.
    And as other newly discovered photos will prove, the curse shows little sign of loosening it's grip.