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Showing posts with label Maura Higgins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maura Higgins. Show all posts

Wednesday, 12 August 2026

Wednesday full house

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Hi Everyone
   Quick one before we start. This is the last round up for 2 weeks, I'll be back here on Wednesday from September. 
It's purely a time thing.
I will still be here Monday and Friday.
However, by the time I get back things will have really built up.


  In the meantime.
The shiny lens has caught Susanna Reid in its gaze before, thay flirty smile, those strokes of her hair, that knowing look in her eyes, told me she was hiding something. 
Well finally the lens locked on and.
So what I hear you say, we have seen this before and some of us would love Kate to join her. (For our overseas readers, that's Kate Garraway on the left). But what if there was more.....what if we have............. the video?!?!?
   Scroll to the bottom if you dare..............



Wait.... save that as a treat,  before you scroll off, we have lot's more to get through.

2 examples of the delights of travelling alone. However is she having second thoughts, was this all a step too far

Now the moment has arrived, the eye contact, the smiles, the innocent flirting, surely she had expected this...hadn't she?




Our friend Amber brings us these images of Andy and Jane as the Latex awards, where Andy was presenting the award to B&K Maids for service provider of the year.





Funnily enough Rhys and Sofia were there on the same night.
For those who have no idea who these two are you need to pop over to the Patreon




Now then

  I had been waiting until this show was broadcast over here before I posted anything about Maura Higgins on Traitors US.
  Fortunately for us Skinnie S has presented us with this amazing clip of her in the most stunning of Latex outfits.
 Wanna make an impression...here's how




Here are 3 very cute images from our friend Sissy Dani


In preparation for Bergman & Knightley's new ad campaign, Andy goes blonde! (Only his hairdresser--and Aunt Jane--know for sure!)



Saw a video of a woman walking in heels on a treadmill and had this inspiration for Andy's daily exercise:


"Office girl" scenarios  are some of my faves (I even came up with the term "sex-retary" to describe them), so here's Aunt Jame introducing Andy to his new job in her organisation










And now for the time being anyway (we hope) the final part of Skinnie Stallions amazing Office Politics story.



12. Professional as ever


Did he but know it, Owen was quickly becoming a lynchpin in Claudia Bramley’s special projects group.  Without effective financing, the group would not be able to function.  The fact that Owen was oblivious to what he was doing was an obvious plus point.  The absence of an enquiring mind continued to surprise and delight Claudia.   Owen also had a profound work ethic, no doubt engrained in him by his mother.   If he ever seemed tired and needing motivation, Claudia simply needed to dangle the prospect of a few hours with Geoffrey as a reward for successful completion of an assignment.


‘Follow the money’ is a standard investigative procedure coined by Watergate’s Deepthroat.   Tracking money flows can reveal a network of nefarious activity.   Fortunately no-one in Interpol or the intelligence services has seen the need to explore the workings of The B&K Temping Agency or to recognise the better axiom of ‘Follow the sissy’.   But then intelligence would be the last thing anyone would expect in B&K Temping’s special agent and very own ‘Deeptongue’.   In Owen they might find a buttplug most always, a mouthful of clit quite often, a strapon on occasion, a cock if he is lucky, but never intelligence.


Claudia Bramley is careful to select finance companies with female principals who are likely to be susceptible to Owen’s charms.   This month she has sent Owen to build relationships with AXON Global.   AXON has finance affiliates in Caribbean tax havens as well as close links with local legal practices.  The Caribbean will provide Bergman and Knightley with a significant stepping stone into potentially lucrative South America markets as well as presenting a new route into the lower states of the US.


It doesn’t take Owen long to work his magic.   He’s going up in the world and  quickly gains access to all areas.   The beauty of using Owen is that nothing can be intercepted.  There’s no need for emails, letters or phone calls when you have Owen as a go-between.  Nothing need be written down or recorded.   Claudia knows that no-one will suspect a pretty, but (sorry Owen) thick as pig shit Office Sissy.  Looks can deceive.  Despite little between the ears, they won't know he has the virtue of being able to remember short, coded messages especially if they rhyme.   


AXON is quite comfortable providing letters of credit and escrow accounts for Brunnings and Keenan, or whatever registered shell company Claudia has set up for this venture.   All Owen has to do is transfer the details.   It can take a while for Owen to remember the message.   It has to be rammed into him.   It can take a while before Owen gets the rhythm and is able to chant it back.  Owen loves these teach-in sessions.   Maybe he’s a slow learner for a reason.   Perhaps he’s cleverer than we give him credit for.


Today he’s with Isabel Noren, AXON’s lawyer.   She needs to finalise some details with Claudia Bramley.   After the Panama Papers and given the sensitive nature of Bergman and Knightley’s shadow operations , it’s far too important to entrust to normal mail services.   Owen is naturally the preferred route.   Owen’s been finding that Ms Noren wants a lot of his time even when there aren't any messages to convey.   Ms Bramley tells him not to worry since it helps establish his cover story.  Cover story?   Owen doesn’t understand.   He simply thinks that Ms Noren likes fucking him.   He certainly likes her fucking him.


Today is just another cover session.   “Thank you Owen.  That was most professional, as ever,” says Ms Noren after Owen’s finished giving her another licking out.



“You are welcome Ms Noren.  Please may I be excused to the bathroom.”   Owen feels desperate.   Not only does he need a pee after spending an hour beneath her desk but he’s also got a massive hard-on.  Ms Noren had work to do and hasn’t fucked him which has left him on edge.   He leans forward trying to hide the errant bulge in his skirt.  He wishes he’d tucked.   He should have remembered that she only fucks him after hours or at weekends when the office is quiet.    


“Of course, just let me know if you need a hand.”

"That would be very helpful Ms Noren.  Because of the new law, I still get some looks when I use the ladies bathroom so it helps if someone from management takes me there."


"I understand, Owen.  I don't think some of our more junior staff really appreciate the role of Office Sissy.   They will of course, in time.  Sorry, if they're unprofessional.   At the moment, they only pay lip service to AXON being an equal opportunities employer."


"Thank you so much, Ms Noren," said a surprised Owen, misunderstanding, as ever, what the executive  was saying, "some lip service would be lovely.   It's been so long.........." 


"Don't get ahead of yourself, sissy boy.  A helping hand was all I was offering."


"That would still be very nice, thank you."   Provided Ms Noren had time and  even if he didn’t get sucked, Owen was looking forward to her giving him nice slow wank in one of the Ladies’ cubicles.  He could always grind on his Hummingbird and dream of Geoffrey.  Perhaps he can practise that rhyme with each jerky stroke she gives him.



13. Office Politics: In-flight Entertainment


If Owen had thought, he would have realised that Ms Bramley’s offer of a trip to Miami would come with strings attached.   He was looking forward to a few days of sun and sand or just relaxing by the pool to recuperate after his boob job. He was proud of his two new puppies and wanted to pamper them.   He’d heard about some the clubs in Miami and thought they would provide a perfect playground to show them off.


Fortunately, Ms Bramley knows that one of the great virtues of her pretty Office Sissy, the crowning jewel of The B&K Temping Agency, is that he doesn’t think very deeply.   It’s his special talent.   And with his new breasts, he’s got even more to offer.   They’re her reward to him for performing so well since becoming a full-time B&K Boy in her special group.


B&K’s Caribbean operation has been growing rapidly in the last few months, helped significantly by Owen.   Financing the expansion has presented few difficulties thanks to his strenuous efforts with AXON.   The remarkable growth in the Caribbean has prompted Bergman’s senior management to pivot away from Latin America towards more a lucrative markets.   Cruise liners have proved fertile ground for both for hire and sales of B&K Boys.  Lots of widowed ladies appreciate having a companion for their cruise, especially one they can take home with them afterwards.   And it’s not just single ladies.  Older couples find a B&K Boy can bring back that extra bit of sparkle, while honeymoon couples find that a B&K Boy can cater for all tastes in a marriage and not just in the kitchen.    


Business is so good that it’s required an expansion of recruitment and B&K training facilities in the UK.  Tempting as it might be for B&K to open up supply by introducing cheaper Latin American sissies, US customers prefer a British Sissy with impeccable manners and a loveable accent.   It also means B&K can avoid imitations and maintain prices.  Counterfeit B&K Boys have already become a serious problem on the internet.   Cheap Chinese sissies may be available but they tend to be unwilling Incels exported by the Chinese government to relieve their growing domestic pressures.  Customers prefer the authentic and readily distinguishable article from B&K UK: a British B&K Boy is always eager to please.


And there is no B&K Boy more authentic than Owen, boobs notwithstanding.   Claudia allowed him a few weeks at the B&K Health Spa to recuperate after his surgery and for  deportment training in how to walk properly with his new front loading.  He’s also been given some extra padding in his bum so he can now really wiggle.   A strict diet and exercise helped Owen’s new figure to develop its own natural curves while scarring and soreness diminished.  Waiting a few weeks also means that he’s safe to fly.   She wouldn’t want anything untoward happening to her prize asset.


Owen finds he’s not flying as a passenger to Miami but as a temporary member of cabin crew.   B&K Air may not yet rival SlickAir as a prestige carrier, but it knows how to turn on the style for valued customers or business partners.   Over the last few days, B&K’s managment in London has been entertaining Kassidy Dallas, an entrepreneur skilled in supplying talent to fashionable Florida resorts like Sarsaparilla and Mor-o-labia.  A private flight back is the least B&K can provide, especially when Claudia has placed Owen aboard and ready to give his fun bags an excursion.

“Ms Dallas, this is Owen, your personal hostess.   We hope you enjoy your flight,’ says the Pilot.


“Ah, so this is the famous British Sissy I have heard so much about.  Quite a girl, ain’t she?”


“Yes, Ms Dallas.   He’s here for your exclusive use.  Anything you need, he’ll be on hand to serve you.   Won't you Owen?’


“Oooh, can I sit on your hand, please?” asks silly Owen to Kassidy’s surprise. 


“Wait until we’re airborne, Owen,” interjects the Second Officer.  “I’m sorry Ms Dallas, he is new to carbon crew duties but very keen, as you can see.   She turns to Owen: “Remember Owen, these are separate seat aisles.   You’ll have to sit on the arm of Ms Dallas’ chair or bend over in the aisle if you want that, but your priority is catering for Ms Dallas’ needs not your own.   When we’re airborne, you may want to show Ms Dallas how her seat reclines and can be made up into a bed.”


“Yes, Second Officer,” says a slightly crestfallen Owen.   He’s not used to taking instructions like that.


“Don’t worry, Owen,” says Kassidy in a reassuring slow southern drawl, “Ah’m sure you an’ I are gonna get along jus’ fine.  Jus’ fine.   Now what’s a southern gal gotta do to git a drink round here before you an’ me takes off.”


Oh how we hope for more from Owen and the ladies.



But wait, did I not promise something to send me off on my summer break in style.

Good morning Britain, this is the news



It's a shame we could not get the sound up on it but the shiny Lens only works on image,but our lip readers here believe Kate was trying to convince Susanna to stand up and show the viewers the rest of the outfit.
  You can tell by Susanna's hesitation that she was not too sure about that. It's that tell-tale pause and the way she is looking at the monitor just off screen that give away her mixture of uncertainty and excitement.
  Kates reaction when she does stand up says it all, she is just so amazed at her friend and colleagues bravery ,but little does she know, that final little look off screen from Susanna hints that she has a surprise in mind for Kate 

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Wednesday, 22 April 2026

Wednesday with the stars

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Hi Everyone
   We have a big celebrity centrefold in this weeks Wednesday round up and all around it some classics from all our favourite contributors.

 So lets get on we have far to go.



Top of the shop this week belongs to our friend Amber and her ongoing investigation into Andy and Aunt Janes world tour.
After there near miss in Budapest the pair enjoy a peaceful rest in Janes Swiss cottage




Then travelling through Greece, but is there something wrong Aunt Jane?




Feeling soggy in Vancouver, are they heading to Nowheresville?


No of course not, they seem to be having a great time on the Orient Express......But are they working? Is this the spy game Jane remembers



Wonderful stuff, thank you Kitty XXX



Now then
A few weeks ago Blog Favourite Kylie minogue announced she would be  the headline Pre-Game Entertainment at the 2026  AFL Grand Final in Australia and to our delight she once agains wriggled that amazing figure into white Atsuko Kudo latex.
Seems she bought herself a few variations on the theme as she had already worn a similar gown on Strictly come dancing last Christmas 


One of my Favourite singer, the gorgeous Helene Fischer adorned the cover of Tush magazine in this beautiful pink latex top. It is so great to see her back having made her return a few months ago in classic shiny style








Celebrity Traitors USA  beauty Maura Higgins hosted the Cherry Coca Cola pop up in this gorgeous Cherry red Atsuko Kudo outfit this week, The girl has latex previous and look amazing in this colour.









Hey let's break this up a bit, because we have an incoming transmission from Mars.



Many many thanks Kitka XXX



Now then, I do not usually watch these kinda shows, nothing against them but they are not my thing really, however they would become my thing if  the stunning Chrishell Stause from Selling Sunset was in latex more.Such a brief glimpse though there was more in the show, not a lot, but anything more is a gift


She too seems to have previous.Trust me to come to the game late. Wow!!!!!


Speaking of US reality tv shows I then came across this old fun clip, or oldish of  Real Housewives of NY Jenna Lyons trapped in her latex top.



She struggles so nicely, but still looks amazing.and obviously likes the top because she wore it again for this photo shoot.

Finally, Wednesday would not be complete without a little treat from our dear friend Skinnie Stallion and if you have never visited the world of Fem-Me, pop over the the Patreon for many many more tales.


Fem-Me

A tale of David

By Skinnie Stallion


David sat sullenly.   As the ladies talked, he was growing increasingly apprehensive.   He only wanted a haircut.  Well, he didn’t really want a haircut.   It was his mother who wanted him to have a haircut.   He needed  ‘smartening up’, she’d said.   He still didn’t know why he couldn’t go to Joe’s round the corner.   All his friends went to Joe’s.   She seemed to be getting increasingly drawn in by the sales rep’s patter.


However Henrietta, Henry to her friends, blenched as the sales representative repeated the price.   "But we only came in for David to get a haircut before his interview.   David never gets a proper cut at a men's barbers.  Ladies' hairdressers seem to have much more of a clue."


"Be assured Mrs Hodgkins, David will get an excellent cut.  He won’t just get a snip.  Fem-Me can assure that he's cut and styled in a way that will perfectly frame his pretty face and enhance his looks.  You want him to look nice?"


"Yes ……. But the cost!  And I wasn't expecting make-up......"


"I feel quite shocked that David doesn't wear make-up already.   I'm surprised he doesn't suffer from FOMO.   Such a pretty young man.   If he's going for interview and  competing on the jobs market it's important that he looks his best."


"But ......"  


"I realise it's a big commitment Mrs Hodgkins but I'm sure you will be pleased with the results.  Our salon girls will give him exactly what he needs.  You do want him to be successful, don’t you?”

“Yes…”


“Here they are now."


David's eyes widened as two pretty blonde girls entered wearing matching black latex mini-dress uniforms.   “This is Christopher and Tim.   They will be overseeing your hair and make-up today.”   David was puzzled.   He was used to girls being called Chris; after all his mum liked to be called Henry.   But Christopher?   Tim?   Still, they were very attractive.   

One of the girls was guided forward by the sales rep, her hand firmly on the girl’s bottom.   The girl extended an exquisitely manicured hand with bright red nails that matched her lipstick and shoes.  “Hi, I'm Tim would you like to come with me, David?."   David took her hand and meekly followed.   How could he refuse a girl like that even if her name was Tim?


“David will be in expert hands with Christopher and Tim,” the sales rep purred to Henry as the girls took David through to the back room of the salon.    “They'll do all they can to keep him calm and make him feel comfortable.”


"They look gorgeous.   Are they twins?"


"Yes, Mrs Hodgkins.”

“Thought so…”

“Their mother brought them here three  years ago, although they rather brought themselves.  They used to be somewhat unruly young men, always up to mischief.   We persuaded her to bring them to Fem-Me when we caught them shoplifting in our B&K store.   So much better than taking them to court and all the shame of prosecution and sentencing.   We convinced her that there were better ways of paying any fine.   Ways that achieved a more positive outcome that would rehabilitate them.” 


"And has it?"


"Oh yes.  She's delighted with the results and so are we.   So should Government: they're always talking about young people not being in work or holding down jobs.  The town now has two former tearaways in secure employment.   A much better form of community service, if you will.   They’ve done a lot of servicing since then.   They sucked up their 'punishment' quite readily when they realised it meant they wouldn't have to go to prison or pick up litter.”


“I’m sure.”   


“They've become two of our most dedicated hard workers at Fem-Me, very happy to help other young men on their journeys.   I'm confident David will come back from the salon not only looking marvellous but with a smile on his face after the twins have finished with him.    Satisfaction is guaranteed with those two."


“Good.   I feel a bit better about coming here, despite the cost, if it achieves results.   And I can’t help admiring your pants.   Are they made of leather?”

“I glad you like them.   No PVC.   It’s hard wearing and good value for money.   Bergman and Knightley may be expensive but we are focused on the customer.”

“And were Christopher and Tim wearing rubber dresses?”

“Yes, although we say latex rather than rubber: boys tend to giggle and snigger if we talk about rubbers.  Latex sounds much more mature.   And it’s so practical in the salon.  There’s all manner of squirty, messy things in there that splash them.   If you like my pants, why don’t you try a pair while you’re waiting for David.   I’m sure you’d look great in them.”

“Will you have my size?”

“Let’s go through to the back room and have a look.  If we don’t, you can always try on mine: you look like you’re the same size as me.   If you like what you see and want to buy, I’m sure I can find ways of offering you a discount.  We like to incentivise new customers.  Then we can go through our brochures and discuss other services that Fem-Me and B&K can provide?   We find many mothers are keen on these and come back for more.”



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Andy