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Hello and thank you for visiting my blog. Well it is not so much a blog more a place to share all the things i have written, drawn and generaly played with over the last 10 years. Most of them are related to my love of smooth slick Latex and shiny PVC, as well as the delights of feminization. I also have a huge crush on British TV presenter Carol Vorderman (The perfect model of the older woman) as well as the gorgeous Keira Knightley. (more my age). There will be nothing harsh or nasty here, just fun things, naughty things, sexy things and yes, well, Kinky things. Basically it's a stroll through the kinky lanes of my mind. hope you have fun. XXX

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Friday, 7 March 2025

Thank Friday it's Christeen

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On Patreon Today
We have the second
image in the two
parter which begun
on here on Monday
So if you want to get
a sneak peak at the
final look,pop on over
their.




Hi Everyone
  A quick but heartfelt thank you to you all for your best wishes and kind words regarding my recent and ongoing issues. Your support  makes things so much easier and I thank you all.
 What a super little community we have.

  It is a community enhanced even more by the presence of the amazing Christeen and her superb art and there is no better way to usher in the weekend than to lose ourselves in wonderful new art.
  Thank you Christeen for everything
XXX
Andy






 

Monday, 3 March 2025

New Art. Win Win

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It is Monday and
we can't think of
a better way to
brighten our day
than with a new 
piece of art from
our dear dear friend
Christeen .





Hi Everyone
    Been a hell of a week, so not feeling the buzz, so forgive me a little, but that does not mean we can't celebrate a new week with a delightful new piece of fun featuring our two sweethearts  hand in hand.
    I don't really ned to explain anything about this one, it is as sweet and warm as ever, but what I can tell you is that it is part one of a two part story and believe me ,part two is worth waiting for and will debut on the Patreon this Friday.
 
My very best wishes and hugs to all of you who have sent me messages

XX

Andy




Friday, 28 February 2025

Frills and Lace from Christeen

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On Patreon Today
It is the last Friday
of the month and 
so we get to enjoy
the latest page of our
Patreon exclusive
Calendar. 
This time we get
a glimpse of a lady
who might well be 
our beloved Aunt Jane.






      Hi Everyone
 Can  we really be at the end of another week, where did that one go. Actually, for me it went in a blur of commuting back and forth to Southampton for work and this is the first time I have been home to my place in 5 days. 
  Still we ain't bothered with all that, because all I want it to enjoy new art from Christeen and here it is
This selection is just a mass of beautiful frills and lace and I love them.
YYaaayyyyyy for Christeen  
XXX
Andy





  

Monday, 24 February 2025

New Art, Empire of Time

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On Patreon Today
We start the week 
with a super new 
piece from our
dear and talented
Friend Christeen.
This time it seems 
Chris has been a 
good boy and is in
line for a treat.




Hi Everyone
  Welcome to Monday, I hope you are all well. o you realise next month this silly little blog will be 14 years old!!! isn't that madness, what a lot we have been through together. So next month I think we will have to do something to celebrate.
  However right now we have a perilous moment for our Andy as he has been captured and faces a shocking fate at the hands of  The Empire of Time.
  Sorry Skinnie, I do love your story, but you were a little off line with this one. That said I will still take delight in sharing it at a later date.
  So here we are, the latest adventure of Lady Jane.  
 EMPIRE OF TIME.

XXXX
Andy


Anyone note the nod to another Empire?

Friday, 21 February 2025

Super Christeen Art

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A preview of a
new piece of Andy and
Aunt Jane art. This
time there is no Aunt 
Jane to be seen but
there is no doubt her
presence will be felt
at some point.





Hi Everyone
  Welcome to another super Friday full of fun thanks to our dear friend Christeen. These are classic Christeen ,sweet and fun. If only Chris knew how much we all adore him
XXX
Andy







Wednesday, 19 February 2025

A wednesday Hello


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Hi Everyone.

Here a a few treats to brighten your Wednesday. They are from our friends Girlie Morgane, Skinnie Stallion and our sweet modest and anonymous friend .

 I am sorry I did not have time to select more, but I am sure we will get to other fun at some point.

My biggest hugs

XXX

Andy



Here are a few pieces from two of our dear friends. The Translations are by the lovely Girlie Morgane, whilst the sweet little animations are from our modest and anonymous friend.

This is alittle hint at what goes on over on the Patreon. Welcome to Bergman & Kinightley







This is fun, though the lady on the left looks a little ....odd? LOL






And now from our dear sweet and brilliant friend Skinnie Stallion. His version of events surrounding the mysterious stranger spotted in the village a few weeks ago,


Stranger in Town

By

Skinnie Stallion



Madame Dark abandoned her hire car off the road on a lane on the edge of town. She'd worn her leather gloves so there'd be no prints. She had considered one of the estate's little cul-de-sacs where there were unlikely to be any cameras, but still best to avoid the twitching curtains and prying eyes. She needed this to be discreet: discreet but memorable. The residents would remember seeing a stranger walking through the village, but they'd be distracted. Distracted by her appearance. Distracted by the sight of someone wearing a black leather trenchcoat, black leather fedora and over-the-knee black platform boots on one of the hottest days of this dire English summer. Distracted by her nerdy glasses.   Silently she wondered whether reflector shades would have completed and enhanced her ensemble and made her even more memorable, and less recognisable. 


A person in a black trench coat

AI-generated content may be incorrect.Less recognisable at least to the locals.   Madame Dark looked on them with disdain as she passed them in the streets.  Dumpy gossiping old women with no fashion sense.   But at least it was better than that village where Lady Jane lived.  That had been worse.   ‘Stupid yokels,’ Madame Dark had thought as she drove through.   How could someone as sophisticated as Lady Jane live in such a backward place?  Maybe backward herself: maybe sophisticated in appearance but feeble in the management of her boy.  That boy needed    much firmer discipline.   Taking in hand by a proper mistress, not some weak willed sham Auntie.


Living in that village was never going to improve Lady Jane nor her boy.  Madame Dark had driven past the church: dull.    Strawberry Lane: insipid.   Past the pub, The Fullerton Arms:  only someone as vain as Jane would have the pub named after her.   Nothing exciting would happen there: it’d be full of boozy men getting pickled on cider.  And the houses:  The Grange, Snowdrop Cottage!   So twee.  Even the shops had silly precious names: The Hothouse, The Doll’s House.   Such insipid names for what she took to be the florist and the toy shop, though surprising that a small village could support such emporia.   They must get a lot of passing trade.  Rough trade.


The town was somewhat better.  She passed ‘The Feathers’, a reasonable looking pub.   She was pleasantly surprised to see a branch of B&K in Lanes.   No wonder the Sisterhood was planning to locate a branch of BY? here, the market would already be developed.


Now she just needed to find Lady Jane's car. Her assistant had said she normally parked in the Little Waitrose while she and the boy had their nails and hair done on Friday mornings. So typical of Jane to go with her boy to the salon. Fine to have him primped and made-up. One as pretty as Andy should be kept that way: permanently. But going together implied some sense of equality. Even The Sisterhood wouldn't support that. Given the space Jane had at Fullerton Hall and her money, she should get someone round to do the necessary maintenance on him. She could surely have something set-up in one of the outbuildings on the estate where he could be prettified.  It was such a shame that Lady Jane had resisted all those little enhancements to his feminisation when he'd stayed with her Knightley Towers. Permanent enhancements.  Still, all that was going to change. A person wearing a brown coat

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But there was an upside to her salon arrangement. With Lady Jane and Andy together, she could kill, or at least capture, two birds with one stone.   It was so helpful that Lady Jane was a creature of habit.   Friday: Park at Little Waitrose at 10:10.    Salon appointment from 10:15 to 11:45 . Drive to the Feathers for lunch.   Afternoon with her maid before night out with her girlfriend. 


“Know where you’re going, dearie?” asked a voice behind her.   Madame Dark continued walking, purposefully oblivious to her surroundings.  “You’re not from round ‘ere, are you?”   Madame Dark realised that person trying to speak to her was going to be persistent.   She turned to face her inquisitor, an elderly woman in a shapeless beige coat.  “Meeting someone?”


Madame Dark looked at the woman with disdain.  “Yes, later.”

“Who’s that then?” enquired the woman.


“Lady Jane Fullerton-Jones, if you must know,” sneered Madame Dark.   It might be foolish to use a real name, but it seemed unlikely that such a shabby woman would be acquainted with nobility.  


“She’s up at Fullerton Hall,” said the woman to Madame Dark’s surprise.   “You wants to go back the way you came and follow signs to the village.”


“It’s all right, I know where I’m going.”

“Where’s that then?”

Madame Dark plucked a name at random of a house that she’d passed: “Strawberry Cottage.”


“Ooh, that’s back the way you came too.”


“I know.  I’m early.”

“What you doing here?  Selling insurance?  Financial advice?”  The woman looked Madame Dark up and down.    “Personal services?”  .

“That’s my business,” said Madame Dark cryptically and strode onwards down the street.  She knew the locals were looking at her as she walked away. They could look all they liked  provided they didn't get in her way.   They also didn't need to know that she was naked underneath her trench. Naked except for a leather harness bra and a leather harness thong. A group of people standing outside

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Behind her on the street, other ladies gathered round Mrs Tanner.   “Who wuz that?” asked  Mrs Edgely.


“I dunno ‘er name,” replied Mrs Tanner.   “She said she was a friend of Jane’s.   She needed directions to Summer Cottage.”


“Oooh, that Jane.   She’s a one, ain’t she?   ’As she still got that young man staying with her.   Her nephew, as she calls him,” added Mrs Edgely.

“Wot, the one wot works in that B&K at weekends?   The pretty one?” interjected Mrs Parsons.A person walking down a street

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“Yes.   He’s a lovely boy,” sighed Mrs Edgely.  “Keeps her young, I reckon.   That there lady dresses a bit like Jane, don’t ya think?”


“Sour faced cow, if you ask me,” grumbled Mrs Tanner.  “I used to clean at Fullerton Hall in when the Baroness lived there, and I can’t see ’er being a friend of young Jane despite what she says.  Do you think we should tell Jane she’s a-looking for ’er?”


A person walking on a sidewalk

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Madame Dark strolled into the Waitrose car park at precisely 11:35.  There was Jane's BMW.  She pressed the button on her fob.  The lights flashed on the BMW. Her assistant had done a good job capturing the signal and encoding the fob.  She'd have to give Juliette a reward when she got back to the Dark Villa, maybe a little time with Andy would be nice.  Madame Dark could see to Andy later; her first priority would be Lady Jane. That lady needed taking down a peg or two, and she had just the peg in mind: ten inches by two and a half should do the trick, and a nice gag for the bitch's muffled moans.   She smiled at the thought. It was going to be convenient being ready dressed for Lady Jane: all she'd need to do was take off her trench and strap on. 


She slipped the briefcase under the driver's seat, then went to browse in the Waitrose while observing the car park and the BMW through the plate glass window. She'd trigger the gas canisters to release when Jane and Andy were in the car and the doors closed. Then she'd stroll across, help Jane out of the driver's seat and into the back, then drive away. Two swift jabs with the syringes of ketamine would keep her passengers quiet and ensure they remembered nothing of their  journey.   They'd wake up in the headquarters of The Dark Institute to a new life of servitude.  Servitude to her.  Servitude and obedience.   Servitude, sex and obedience. 


Roll on 11:45.

Two women holding hands and walking

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And as if on cue, her quarry appeared.   Holding hands!  Pathetic!  Smiling! Ridiculous!   Laughing!  Embarrasing.    You’d almost think they were equals.   You'd almost think they were lovers.   Madame Dark knew she’d been right to part company with The Sisterhood.   If they allowed new members like Lady Jane to besport herself in public with her sissy like this, it brought the whole system into disrepute.   Madame Dark would remain loyal to the true path for a Mistress.   The Dark Villa would be her house of correction.   That boy did look pretty though.





Monday, 17 February 2025

New Art. The Blonde Effect

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new piece from our 
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Today Chris has 
a dilemma, very
much to be or not
to be.



Hi Everyone
  Welcome to Monday on our Blog. Just gotta say thank you to all you Patrons, how have been liking and commenting on the bits and bobs over there in the last few day. I greatly appreciate everything XXX
   So here we go with the completed version of a piece shared on Patreon a few weeks ago. It seems a split decision as to whether Andy suits the blonde look or indeed if this is an appropriate hair style for any well presented maid.
 Either way, whatever the discussion I welcome it, because this is why I create art. To share and have all your ideas come back to me.
  So Andy has been a blonde for a while and now it would seem Aunt Janes experiment, if that was what it was, has reached a tipping point. Andy was supposed to have had the upstairs vacuumed by now, however it is clear in his current guise ,the blonde effect has put him back a long way.
   Hope you like this.
XX
Andy