Emma Watson. The Latexium interview part 3

Hi Everyone
  Our exclusive interview with Actress Emma Watson continued with the question of her Photo shoot for Latex fashion house Syren.

  Emma Watson.... Technically true, in that yes the stylist for the shoot had asked me to wear Latex and that the  dress was by Syren Latex. However it was not for
Syren but just one of a number of ideas for the Elle shoot, none of which by the way ever saw the light of day, so how on earth you got this one I do not know.
S.S.n.S..... Are you embarrassed to have willingly worn Latex?
E.W.....    No not at all, photo shoots are all about character and finding an image to project, that is after all an actresses job and it is not about total self promotion. However I did ask for the images not to be used by Elle purely because I was getting tired of "Emma Watson wears Latex again" headlines. I have a good relationship with Elle, they have reported on my career with great kindness in the past and so they graciously lost the pictures. They are not bad, that one is very classy, as were they all, but it was just a little too much of the shiny stuff.
 S.S.n.S...... Is it true though that you called Syren yourself and asked for them to provide the dresses.
 E.W.... My god where do you get all this information. Yes it is true, Elle had provided a few things and they were all very nice very classy, but since the curse had begun, i had been doing a little research and had seen the Syren site and found they're couture Latex to be something I would wear, if as ever it were not fashioned in Latex. So when this came up I asked to wear them.
S.S,n.S.... Is it true the people at Syren did not believe it was you when you contacted them
E.W....... They took a breath I think when I contacted them yes. I mean I had been seen In Latex before but had never promoted a designer before and so they took a few minutes to believe that yes i was asking to wear their designs in Elle Magazine. They sent down a stylist and a few beautiful gowns and dresses, the best of which I see you have chosen here.
S.S.n.S..... Dare I mention the word polish
E.W...... Oh God, yes well It had never crossed my mind. I mean "Okay Emma we just need to polish you" is not an everyday request. In the Past the curse had always created outfits, that shone like liquid and I never thought how that effect was created on a normal Latex dress and so when The Syren Stylist got out this can and explained I needed to be polished, I just was like What?. So two stylists, two cans of Radical Gloss, or Pero -shine as they called it , 4 four hands being very.....thorough in their duties and about 20 minutes of.....well you know, later, I was good and glossed up.
 S.S.n.S..... Speaking for myself I always find it a very pleasurable  experience, to be polished. Would you agree
 E.W.... Um, oh gosh um.....well yes i suppose. I mean I could not deny, it could be a very sensual experience, in the right atmosphere, however in a studio with seven or eight crew and witnesses, I would go for embarrassing as a word to describe it. I mean they polished everywhere.
 S.S.n.s.....Speaking of embarrassing, could you tell us a little about this.

 E.W....  Oh my goodness, look at me, don't I look happy. There really isn't much to say, this was the year, according to the press, that I vanished from the Bafta awards, in protest at The Harry Potter films not gaining a special achievement award. No I vanished because I was Pissed off at having to wear a Latex minidress, which from one end of the red carpet to the other had got mini-er  and mini-er, so who could blame me, I mean that is awful isn't it and I was so unhappy about it,I had this gorgeous young designer to wear and then the curse turned it into this awful unflattering thing and again, because of my annoyance, it fed off my emotions and just got tighter and shorter  . I did try, I mean I rushed and found a Nail Polish to match the skirt in an attempt to at least make it look less unplanned and If I recall it was one of those really windy Bafta nights and that skirt was a real worry, because it had started longer, but of cause that changed by the time I stepped out of the car. But  I did the red carpet and I don't think there was not a single genuine smile in any of the photos taken. So yes thank you for that one.
S.S.n.S...... Well speaking for all a S,S,n,S, we think you look amazing as ever Emma. If a little pissed off.

There will be more to come, Thanks for reading
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Emma Watson:The Latexium interviews. Part 2

Hi Everyone
  So here we have the second part of Amanda Keira's exclusive interview with British Actress and style icon Emma Watson. We rejoin the conversation as we ask Emma a straight question.

S.S.n.S…Let me ask you a straight question. Who cast the spell?

E.W…….Straight answer……Jo

S.S.n.S….You mean as  in J.K? However did that happen?

E.W…….. I must say she has been really upset over it and has really been very helpful in trying to reverse it, coming up with all kinds of strange variations. It was a total accident, we were sitting on set and in the newspaper was a photo of Lady Gaga in this outrageous latex outfit and we were joking about how she got into it and I said Magic and Jo said…. Well you can guess. It was as simple and as stupid as that, those words and a simple pat on my knee.

S.S.n.S…. Did it take affect straight away?

Emma Watson appears on the "Today show" in Latex dress

E.W….. Not I think for a few months, I had been noticing a faint rubbery smell in the air for a while, but the first manifestation came during the first promo work. I think it was for the Today show in New York. That was a real shock. I could not believe what was happening, It was thirty Minutes before I was due on air. I was in the car going from the hotel and suddenly, as I have said, smelt this rubbery smell and then, the dress I was wearing just, well, turned into rubber. It shrank and tightened and I remember saying to Claire my aid something was wrong, she looked, I think we both screamed and well, now we are minutes away from national U.S TV. What do I do?

S.S.n.S…..Cause the internet to melt for one

E.W…..Did I cause that?

S.S.n.s….Totally. The pics of you, looking cool calm and stunning raced around the world, Here was Emma Watson, Hermione Grainger, on national America TV casually wearing a skintight Latex rubber dress, Latex rubber for god sake. I think the reason the world did not go insane about it was that, with your new Hair it was seen as a signal that you were not Hermione and that this was the real Emma Watson, take it or leave it. I think the world applauded you.

E.W….. The curse from that respect has helped me to step away, I just wish it had been a little less…..sudden.

 S.S.n.S…You speak as if it was deliberate. Do you think the curse is sentient, do you believe it knows what it is doing?

E.W…..Yes, I believe so. It is not some wildly random thing, it is totally calculating. It understands my moods and feeling and by it’s actions can exert a control over me.

S.S.n.S…..How so?

E.W…… At it’s most basic. If I relax and accept its will  if you were, It creates something in keeping with that mood, a subtle or a more modest transformation. Where as if I am upset or petulant the curse will react with a more embarrassing style.

Emma Watson in what she describes as a modest skintight Latex sheath dress

S.S.n.S….It is crazy to think that Latex can be modest. However we in the circle understand that it really can be. I especially recall the pewter ….

E.W….. Sheath dress, I wore to the Bafta awards, yes. That was, at first, a classic black Chanel, modest and simple and what it became was still modest and simple, yet now skintight and Latex. I must admit I did freak out a little with that dress, It was astonishingly tight and very very hot and I did so want to get it off, but there was no seam, no clasp, nothing, It was on me and I was in it and that was that. I thought about pulling out but it was an important year with Harry Potter ending and Jo receiving a special award so I desperately wanted to go. I remember turning in the mirror a dozen times, fearing how unforgivingly tight it was and we were back to the underwear issue again, but then I realised it was fine, unorthodox but totally modest and revealed nothing. It was only an hour after the event, that Claire noticed a tiny Zipper appear at the back of the neck and off it came without a fight. Yes the curse is very much a living, thinking thing.

   It is also a very embarrassing thing, for at that moment our poised ans polished guest lets out a gasp, stifled by her hands covering her mouth. The reason for this and the subsequent collapse into giggles? A crossing of her legs, a shift in her seat and the air, warm and moist beneath the Latex escapes in a classic Latex Fart.

E.W…. Oh my gosh that was so not me, rather it was but you know, I am so sorry. I’ve been in these Pants now for a few hours and things are getting a little sticky in there. Where were we? Well infact this is a good example, I was really happy to come here today, so the curse, merely transformed what I was wearing, blue jeans and black blouse, Blue Latex Jeans, Black Latex Blouse. Where as if I had been petulant about it it might have created something embarrassingly short or fetishy.

S.S.n.S….Embarrassingly short. That brings us to the picture.

E.W…. Aw my Gosh. No, I have never seen that before. Oh my Goodness that is tiny. Am I inside that dress trying to get out or outside trying to get in.
S.S..n.S.... We believe this is the only shot of you in this dress, it was taken rather quickly but  it is quiet a stunning image.

Emmas' total embarrassment was saved by some very fortunate lighting

E.W..... Thank you, I think. My goodness. Well it illustrates what I mean about my mood and how it effects the curse. I loved the dress I had chosen for that evening, so when the curse decided to mess with it I was rather annoyed and to be honest threw quite a hissy fit.Claire my long suffering PA told me to calm down and that we had an alternate dress, but I was really upset and the more upset I got the tighter and shorter the dress got.
S.S.n.S.... So the original was more modest?
E.W..... Very much so, a lot longer and a more solid bronze colour, Quite a nice dress if it had not been made of Latex rubber. but like I have said, I knew any alternate dress would be effected too, so I just said right, OK if that is what it wants lets give it and just stomped out in front of the cameras, hands on hips, without introduction, sort of "Well here I am then" and caught everyone but you by surprise.
S.S.n.S ......Hard to imagine Emma Watson stomping anywhere, but I see what you mean by it effecting the dress.
E.W..... From the moment I left Claire, to stepping out, the dress had gone up even more and it was not until I saw the reflection in one of the doors that I realised it had taken on that smoky transparency and of cause no underwear. So the moment I felt that cool air down there I was gone like a shot and back away from the cameras.That was apart from yours of cause.
S.S.n.S..... An embarrassing lesson
E.W...... Very, but it has in a way it has taught me to respect the curse and understand its' actions.

to be continued
  Next time
S.S.n.S...... Is it true you were invited to model for one of the most well known Latex designers?

Emma Watson. The SmoothSlicknShiny Interview

Emma Watson

The Latexium Interviews

The world has followed her from budding 7 year old wizard, through her teens as she blossomed into one of the worlds most recognisable and as far as we here a Smoothslicknshiny are concerned, most beautiful women in the world. But in the past few years Actress Emma Watson, has been in the public eye for a very different and bizarre reason. A curse spoken in jest by a colleague has condemned the young Brit to the fate of having some or all of many outfits she wears transforming into polished smooth and slick Latex rubber. It is a phenomena we here at Smooth Slick

N  Shiny have followed closely and now for the first time we are delighted and proud to welcome  the gorgeous Actress, Model, Style Icon and activist Emma Watson to our offices to finally lay to rest some of the mystery and rumours surrounding this very pubic embarrassment.

Amanda Keira….Hello Emma

Emma Watson……..Gosh what a welcome, thank you thank you so much, that is very kind, Wow and thank you for having me here. What a wild place.

A.K……It is a little full on round here I grant you, I hope everyone has been behaving themselves.

E.W…… Everyone has been very kind thank you. I took a quick tour and now I have my Tea and biscuit I am ready to go

A.K …. So Lets start with a straight question. As you probably are aware, we here at S.S.n.S think you never look short of amazing in Latex . But, Emma Watson, How is it for you?

E.W……(Breaking into a wide and embarrassed smile) Well in a word, Hot. Hot and very sticky and really whenever I see photos of myself in one of these Latex outfits, I can’t help but cringe. I mean it’s completely embarrassing. I just look wrong. Some people can look amazing in it. My friend and your name sake Keira Knightley did a campaign for Chanel a few years back, which featured some Latex outfits

and she looked amazing and I always think Kelly Brook looks great and recently Kylie Minogue did a tour with Latex costumes and she looked fabulous, but when I see myself…. I just look….funny. Even this outfit. It may, by the curses standard, be quite conservative but….but it is just feels so wrong. I mean this morning it was a black silk blouse and simple Blue Denim Jeans, now though it is still black over blue, it is wrong.

A.K…So the curse simply turned the outfit you put on this morning into Latex.

E.W….It Added a few ruffles here and there and pretty much shrunk the Jeans by a size, but yes more or less a straight swap.

A.K….. Might I take this opportunity to bring up a question from one of our readers. Sorry for being quick in here but, what effect does the curse have regarding Underwear.

E.W….. Oh my gosh, um. Well it is always affected. Sometimes changed and sometimes……. Lets say de-constructed.

A.K….You mean it …..

E.W……Erases it yes and regarding this outfit for example? I was wearing underwear this morning. However I think, by the rather sticky feel of it…., I am not wearing underwear anymore.

A.K…. I am sure there is a follow up question to that but right now it has slipped my mind.

E.W…... (With a wide brilliant smile) Next Question.

A.K…… You see I was going to be all cool and snappy and ask such deep questions.

E.W…. Please just ask.

A.K…… You have worn Latex to some pretty high profile events. Some people would say  there must be some willingness on your part to comply with the curse or else Why does she  not just change her outfit.

E.W…. Well I can assure you the only compliance I give to the curse is a grudging one. I would rather it created “wearable” outfits than risk its developing a more extreme choice of fetish style. But as for the point about removing it, I could and did for a few weeks just strip the Latex and put on another outfit, however  this would also become affected and usually in less conservative fashion. It also raised the risk of the event taking place whilst in a public place, a photocall, press conference, red carpet and I would again rather the curse did its thing in private, so if there ever was an outfit too outrageous to wear, I could just hide away.

A.K…. So you don’t bother removing a Latex outfit now, You just accept it.

E.W…… Oh no, not accept at all, but the simple reason is I can’t. For example, this outfit, believe me if I could I would at least open a few button, but you see where when I put my blouse and Jeans on everything was normal, the moment the curse took over the buttons all became fake, as did the belt and the Pants Zipper. I can’t remove it. It has sealed me inside and that is what happens with very much all the outfits now, it fashions some form of clasp or closing which can not be opened until it deems fit and that is why at times I may appear to some, a willing fetishist.

A.K…… But you are not affected at every moment. Again a readers question. What about at home, away from the spotlight.

E.W…. Very much the same, I am always wearing some form of Latex, be it outerwear or underwear. As you have reported before I can appease the curse by wearing self bought Latex, such as Panties, but that is not always a guarantee of protection. The only real way to halt the curse is by wearing Leather, so my Leather collection is quite large.
A.K...... What a thought.........but what about at night
E.W..... Again the curse will transform anything I wear.
A.K..... If I may. There was a myth about your bed linen being transformed. True or false?
E.W...... True in fact. Actually it was quite scary .Um...I had gone to bed, kind of naked, hoping nothing would happen and awoke with the sheets and pillows tightening down about me, until I could not really move much. 
A.K..... Like mummifying
E.W......Not really. It turned out the top sheet and the bottom one had melted into one, so I was in this kind of weird Latex envelope with my arms trapped inside and just my head poking out resting on a Latex pillow. After that I just let the curse do its thing. I can put up with a Latex nightdress better than a full Latex bed.


To Be continued

Emma Watson talks Latex

Hi Everyone,
   Please allow me a little indulgence as I set the scene.

 Smoked glass, gleaming chrome and elegant gold details. The warm atmosphere filled with the aroma of warm rubber. Whilst from every direction the click click of killer heels beat out their sensual tattoo on the polished black marble floor. Welcome to the offices of SmoothSlicknShiny, Another day at the heartbeat of sissy and latex fantasy had nearly reached an end, when in the other office, I can hear voices raised above the hush the of the usual sensual whisper. I look up, activate the auto de-smoking on my executive offices glass and stop dead. Now I have had many astonishing adventures from my time as a Maid, to experiencing a Vacbed, from being a very naked and very embarrassed party table decoration (Bottoms up, hands off please) to being one "Yes" away from stepping full-time into a new life as a young woman, I have had a few "Dear Diary" moments, but now, right now I was looking at something I never imagined seeing in the flesh.
  With her dark hair, slicked back to highlight those famous and perfectly feminine features, dramatic eyes,glossed red lips and high polished cheekbones,

British Actress and modern style icon Emma Watson, in skintight blue Latex jeans and ruffled semi-transparent black Latex blouse is posing with cool elegance for our staffs cameras. For a long moment I am spellbound by both the glow of her casual charm and by just how petite she would be if it were not for the 6" black Patent heels. However I am as weak as anyone for a photo and like
everyone else I can't resist just one for a personal keepsake. After a few moments our chief roving reporter Amanda Keira appears and greets our guest with a kiss and hug of an old friend, words are exchanged, a clear compliment on Emmas style  brings a wide warm smile to the young beauties face and I can't help but notice the similarities between Emma and Amanda K, both possess that Petite boyish frame, slim waist and long elegant legs and the similarities are even more so today as Amanda K's short  feminine Pixie crop is a perfect mirror of Emmas slicked back style. I am still gazing at our guest when they both turn and Amanda K, points the way to my office. Moments later I have the gorgeous Emma Watson warm hand in mine. My compliment on her stunning look is accepted with a cute angling of the head and  dazzling smile and I am in love..........
   Ladies and gentlemen This is the day we here at S.S.n.S  have been looking forward to. The first sit down interview with the woman at the heart of one of the nations biggest mysteries The Garmentia Latexium curse, Emma Watson and over the next few weeks we here will bring you that interview as we take Emma back through some of her most memorable

Latexium moments, to learn the inside story surrounding them and also to answer some of our reader questions and reveal the truth behind this photo. Left




E.Watson....Oh my god no!, tell me you have that photo. Oh please I have never seen it, ever. That must have been the most embarrassing ever. I so needed to apologise for my language after that.


Well, yes we do have "That" Photo and more besides.
So with all that and more coming soon, please stay tuned.

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Andy