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Wednesday, 11 February 2026

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Hi Everyone
   Welcome to a neat little Wednesday round up of fun items sent inro S.S.n.S towers for our collective enjoyments..
First up the continuation of Kitka's super fun reimaginings of the Sissy Corp adventures






Stay tuned, more to come soon 

The Bergman group have asked me to advertise their latest recruiting run.





From our dear friend Amber. Andy may be settling in, but some areas are still causing him stress, as the whispers continue.




Wednesday would not be right without another tale of solo travel.


Now for the next 2 chapters of Mistress Leather Beth's Awesome story 

                                 More Fun In The Village

Chapter 3

Let’s have a look around the village, with its many kinky (or otherwise) inhabitants and visitors.

The Queen Bee is, of course, Jane. For as long as anyone can remember, her taste, her style, has been smooth. Smooth and slick. Smooth and slick and shiny. The tightest, the highest, the glossiest. For the longest time she has indulged her own particular taste. Maybe not even a specifically kinky taste. Just… Jane’s.

Then we have our dear, sweet Andy. So happy nowadays as the girl that his dear aunt has always known him to be. And so very sexy. And so very lucky to have Will to provide satisfaction. To both of them. Will’s pride in having Andy as his girlfriend was there for all to see.

Will had always assumed that he was straight. But what’s a guy to do when he discovers that his best friend is the prettiest, sexiest girl he’s ever seen? A couple of adjustments to his sexual technique were more than worth it.

Kat and Jojo are a delightfully odd couple. Before meeting Jojo, Kat would have happily slept with either sex, or anyone in between. But now, with Jojo, she has every variation in one. Bisexual. Femme but not sissy, with some interesting kinks. A perfect couple. Carmel is so happy as well.

Then the Coopers. We discussed George back in ‘The Extravaganza’ (Chap. 3). “(Jane saw) a pubescent George Cooper poring over photos of Cathy Gale and Emma Peel, the odd edition of Atomage, (or even Miss Sadie Stern’s Monthly); she saw how a strong lady in leather might become a young man’s ideal female, one for whom he would happily do anything (suffer anything?). Then, years later, he meets Izzy and, to his total joy, she accepts his service.”

As for Izzy (Lady Magdalena), she had met Lois Watkins (Madame Stella), on their second day at University, and they’d immediately hit it off. Stella was a few months older, and had already taken a gap year, setting up as a Professional; while Izzy had long been aware that her destiny involved making men squirm, blush and cry. The pair had set themselves up as the Uni’s in-house Dommes (even if only semi-pro). In due course they’d graduated, Stella to the life of a jet-setting Cruella, while Izzy turned her degree into a well paid job with an up and coming businessman, George Cooper. But the friends had always kept in touch, and were now back in tandem.

And what can we say about Polly Evans? One doesn’t like to bandy a lady’s age, so let’s just say that, back when Jane was still at school with Nats and Millicent, Polly was already something of a celebrity in bondage video circles, especially among those for whom ‘knots mean orgasms’.

Chloë had been a slut for as long as she could remember. Laura, her mother, had combined ‘the talk’ with a heavy dose of encouragement, and Chloë had become an even more serious slut, of whom a certain type of mother could be proud. So Laura had been very surprised when Chloë had returned from her gap year after barely a month. The idea had been to go fucking round the Far East with Kat’s sister and cousin. But instead, she’d returned with some weird tale of excessive amounts of sex. As If. Laura had left off enquiring until Chloë had got the HotHouse job, with its access to vast amounts of kink, then one evening she’d sat her daughter down and asked what was wrong. After a few seconds silence she’d opened her laptop and started a video of a submissive girl in a dungeon.

“Your ambition?” asked Laura? Chloë, staring at the floor, had nodded. “Then we’ll have to see what can be arranged,” said Laura.

A few days later Laura had found herself chatting online to Master Karl and Mistress Debbie.

Jeremy Fortescue-Maltravers, 8th Earl of Harrogate, had always known, deep down, that his mother, the Dowager Countess, would rather have had a daughter than a son. He was still unsure as to how she got to hear of The Sisterhood, or to make the booking for their Open Weekend. He hadn’t really fancied the prospect, when he’d heard it being explained to his mother, that he had all the potential to be pretty, effeminate and submissive. But that had all changed when Madame Kane began his first makeup tutorial. Suddenly he had a gorgeous complexion, glossy crimson lips, beautiful cheekbones and sultry eyes. His mother was visibly moved. Then he was fitted with his plug, black latex maid’s dress and his 8cm heels. To his delight, he walked in them with ease. He was then taken to another room, where Madame selected a swishy cane, bent him over and raised his skirt, exhibiting his pink latex panties, which she lowered. Jeremy looked pleadingly at his mother, who merely smiled and encouraged him to be a good girl. Swish, and the first stroke landed. Jeremy bit his tongue and ground his teeth. But by the third stroke he had relaxed considerably. When Mistress told him to rise after the tenth stroke, he found himself thanking her. By the time he and his mother returned home to Knaresborough Castle a few hours later, it had already been decided that it would be as Jessica that he would return in ten days’ time to undergo maid training and full scale feminisation to include, in due course, C cup implants.

Kerry’s story was told in Chapter 2 of “The Spy Who Came Into The Pavilion, and Baby Diddum’s in Chapter 3 of The Extravaganza.”

And I bet everyone’s forgotten Budgie Anderson’s enthusiasm for a regular session in a vac bed.

Tori? As yet, nobody is sure as to her long term reaction to the death of her fiancé a couple of weeks before the wedding; sudden heart failure. It was a few years ago now, but Mayfield and other members of the family still noticed her periodic, if occasional, bouts of depression. Maybe the Royal Enfield 650 and Jessica were Tori finally taking the advice she’d often been given, to ‘loosen up’.

Martin? Just a classic example of a teenage boy attracted to the pleasures of dressing, he had been caught by his mother. But instead of tears and anger, there was encouragement, pride even. Martina would qualify as a ‘handsome’ girl. Not beautiful, like Andy or Jessica. Not hot, like Kerry. But definitely more than just passable (as well as being very well hung).


“MARTIN! yelled Derek, the foreman, as the convoy arrived back at the vicarage. “Where the heck (for the benefit of Mayfield) have you been?” Derek had seen enough vicars in this job to be able to spot one a mile off.

“Sorry, Derek, but you did ask me to get the key from the vicar.”

“You weren’t supposed to spend half the day on it,” said Derek, attempting, without staring, to get a good eyeful of the two ladies with whom Martin had shared the bike, although the entire return round trip had taken a mere thirty seconds.

“Well, here it is,” said Martin, handing over the key.

“Just as well we had an external inspection to perform. Otherwise I’d have had to explain to the gaffer what the flip we’d been doing all day.”

“Erm,” said Mayfield, “is it safe to take a look round the inside?”

“Well”, said Derek, “now that we have access, just let me get my blokes to give it a quick safety check, and I don’t see why not.”


While they were waiting, Kerry strolled over to Andy. “Can I have a word?”

“Is it about Martin?”

“So, you’ve noticed?”

“Well, you know what they say. It takes one to know one,” said Andy.

“Excuse me,” said Will, “but what are you two on about?”

The fembois glanced at each other and giggled.

“Sorry, Will, but you don’t have our advantage,” smiled Andy.

Will frowned and tried his serious face. “Please. Explain.”

Another glance. “OK,” said Andy. “It’s Martin over there.” 

“What about him?” asked Will.

“He’s a femboi.”

“Oh, I see. Well, you two would know, I suppose,” he replied.

“But I suspect he’s not very experienced,” said Andy.

“Exactly,” agreed Kerry.

“So are you two planning to offer help,” asked Will.

“I’d like to, but I can’t see how it’s going to be practical,” said Kerry. Andy nodded.


A short time later, Martin distributed hard hats and hi-viz jackets while Derek explained that, for safety considerations, only the ground floor was accessible. Everyone trooped inside, and soon there were gasps of “Ooh,” and “Ah” and “Aww” as people pointed out, and commented on, the holes in the ceiling, the squelchy carpet, the numerous damp patches and all the other signs of the considerable damage inflicted by the deluge.

To be fair, people’s curiosity was quickly replaced by feelings of sadness at Mayfield’s predicament, and they withdrew after just a few minutes.

Mayfield was plainly upset, and took himself off to Choudhury’s for a packet of chocolate digestives, as much for the exercise as for needing to shop. It was Jane who spoke up. “What happens next?” she asked.

“Well,” said Derek, “before we can even begin to think about repairs, the whole building needs to be completely dried out. We’re looking at using nine, maybe ten dehumidifying units, and we’ll be needing to take readings at least twice a day, which will involve a member of the team spending a good few hours a day travelling to and from the depot. The procedure will take at least three weeks.”

Will had a lightbulb moment. “It seems to me that a resident reading taker would be a good idea, just sending you regular texts. Oo, I’ve just had a thought. Do you think you could spare Martin? I’m sure we could find room for him.”

He glanced across at Jane and gave her a subtle nod. She trusted Will well enough to immediately say “What a good idea. Would that be OK with you, Martin?”

Martin’s first reaction was to glance across at Jessica, before stuttering, “If…, if it’s OK with Derek…”

“Actually,” said Derek, “that would work quite well.”

“Good,” said Jane. “Martin can pack himself a bag when he pops home later today, and we’ll pick could him up at an agreed rendezvous. I imagine he’ll be here by the time the equipment arrives in the morning. And then, later on today, I was thinking that we might stroll down to The Beeches and welcome our new neighbour to the village.”


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More Fun In The Village

Chapter 4


Jane and Tori had waited until Martin had disappeared round the back of the vicarage and started some little job requiring the use of a wheelbarrow. Then Jane had said, “Andy. Will. Kerry. A word please, if you wouldn’t mind.”

The three had gathered round, expecting a stern talking to. “Is there something you want to tell us?” she’d asked.

“Erm, well, Auntie…,” said Andy.

“It’s just that…,” said Will.

It was Kerry who went straight to the point. “Martin is an inexperienced femboy, and we’re looking for ways to help.”

“Thank you, Kerry, dear. I wondered how long it would take you all to notice.”

“You mean you’d spotted him?”

“Of course,” said Jane, rolling her eyes slightly.

“And you are OK with him staying with us?”

“Oh, yes. It’s a very good idea. I take it that you’ve spoken to Jessica.”

“Jessica?” asked Andy.

“You’ve not noticed their ‘connection’?”

“Connection?”

“Just watch them together,” said Jane.

“Shall I go and find her?” asked Tori.

“I have a few little things to do,” said Jane. “Shall we say in the kitchen back at the hall, in twenty minutes?”

“We’ll all meet there, then.” Jane got into Matilda and set off towards the Hall while Andy and Will, holding hands, began the stroll back to The Hall, and Tori got on the Royal Enfield and set off to pick up Mayfield from Choudhury’s.


“Wait a minute,” said Jessica, “you’re overlooking something.”

With that, she peeled down her latex panties for the second time that morning and bent over.

“Sorry? What? Oh, I see”, said Martina. And thirty seconds later, Jessica was de-plugged.

It was some ten minutes later that Tori, having deposited Mayfield in Jane’s care, reappeared and set off to locate Jessica. She walked around the back of the house to check on whether she was ogling Martin but could see neither of them. She then widened her search. A couple of hundred yards away, in the direction of the village, she realised that the sounds coming through the hedge from a neighbouring field were almost drowning out the birdsong. She reached a small gate providing access to the field, and that is where she found Martin balls deep inside Jessica, who was leaning, whimpering against an oak tree. Martin’s piston-like movements made the extent of his endowment quite clear.

During her time as a Sisterhood trainee several Mistresses had introduced Jessica to the pleasures of the strap on, but this was a quite different pleasure. Martina was plainly a femboy or sissy, yet he was also very well hung, with a taste for ass. She thought to herself, ‘Oh, I could quite enjoy being the kinky slut he uses for experimentation’, before the seeing-to that she was receiving from Martina began to swirl round her brain and slowly bring her to orgasm.

For Martin, this was almost unbelievable. From being a somewhat effeminate, if well hung, virgin with a collection of kinks, he suddenly seemed to have a gorgeous girlfriend who was at least as kinky as him.

Tori watched, fascinated. As he came, Martina seemed to penetrate even deeper, before withdrawing. The pair finally wound up enjoying a deep kiss which displayed obvious affection. Then, as Martin knelt down behind Jessica and began to clean her out with his tongue, Tori called over, “OK! you two, be in the kitchen at the Hall in no more than ten minutes!”

By the time the two had got over their shock and panic, Tori was already approaching the Hall’s front door.

“Are they on their way?” asked Jane.

“They will be when they’ve ‘uncoupled,’ said Tori, meaningfully.

“You mean they were…?” asked Jane.

“Very much so,” grinned Tori.

Jane raised the eyebrow, whilst Andy, Will and Kerry – sat at the kitchen table over a plate of Andy’s flapjacks - made it plain by their expressions that they were, shall we say, a little taken aback.


It was a couple of minutes later that the breathless couple appeared in the kitchen.

“Oh, Miss Tori, Lady Jane, we’re so sorry. We didn’t mean to, you know, but we got overtaken by, you know…,” stuttered Jessica.

Once again, Jane’s expressive eyebrow came into play. “Jessica, dear, that’s not why you’ve been summoned. The pair of you, sit down.”

Jessica: “?”

Jane turned to Martin. “Martina, dear, would you describe yourself as a sissy? A femboy? Oh, don’t look so surprised. It’s quite obvious.”

“Aunt Jane recognised my femininity long before I acknowledged it,” said Andy.

“And my mother gave me her total support from the first time she caught me in heels,” added Kerry.

Martina’s chin dropped far enough to exhibit her tonsils. It had never occurred to her that Andy and Kerry were anything other than very attractive young women and, without Jessica’s earlier ‘display’, she would have included her in the same category.

“I don’t know what to say,” croaked Martina.

“There’s nothing to say,” said Jane. “Just be aware that anyone who wishes to be femme is both welcome and encouraged in this house. I’m sure that Jessica will be more than pleased to keep you company.”

“Thank you,” they said.

“Now,” said Kerry, “our plan is to help Martin to be the best Martina she can. If that’s OK with you.”

“That would be wonderful,” said Martin.

“Good,” said Jane, “my first suggestion is that Tori gives Jessica a maintenance caning, so that Martina can see what she’s letting herself in for in that area. Would a good strapping suit you, Martina, dear?”

Martina could only manage a vigorous nod.

“My second suggestion is that Andy, Jessica and Kerry then take Martina upstairs and check her make up skills. As the instigators of this enterprise, I’m sure that they’ll be more than happy. I’m right?”

This time it was Andy and Kerry’s turn to nod.

“In the meantime we’ll drop in at The Beeches and make our new neighbour welcome.”


Jane’s biker didn’t quite match her Freddys but, as far as she was concerned, that was its problem. To Jane, she was ideally dressed. She picked up Jessica’s helmet and she and Tori walked outside. They climbed aboard the Royal Enfield and set off on the short journey to The Beeches.

The removal men were transferring the last few items from the van to the house as Jane simultaneously knocked on the door and rang the bell. It took a few seconds for a figure to appear and Jane was just about to introduce herself when her new neighbour said, “Why, Jane, how lovely to see you again.”

Jane’s initial reaction was shock. “Siobhan? Is that you? You’re moving into The Beeches?”

“I am indeed. How is your friend, the vicar? Fully recovered?”

“Recovered?” asked Tori. “Sorry, is it Mayfield we’re talking about?”

“Siobhan, this is Tori, Mayfield’s sister.”

“Yes,” said Siobhan. “I was at an event in the village a couple of weeks ago at the Grange, and the vicar came across us. He tripped and banged his head. At first Jane thought he was seriously hurt, but it turned out he’d just stumbled, banged his head against the rear door handle and mildly concussed himself.

“Tori, I should just point out that Siobhan is a Consultant in Emergency Medicine.”

Tori was about to react when Siobhan interjected, “Actually, Jane, I’m no longer at Woking. I’ve been appointed as President of the Royal College of Emergency Medicine. That’s partly why I moved here, to be closer to the direct train. As well as the fascination of this village, if you know what I mean. I’d invite you inside, but the house isn’t really habitable yet.”

“Oh, don’t mention uninhabitable,” said Jane, and proceeded to update Siobhan on the flood at the vicarage. “In fact, if you’re in an awkward spot, and not ready to return to your current home for a couple of days, you’re welcome to join us at the Hall for a night or two. We have the space, and you can get to know the village from a different point of view. Different from the Extravaganza, I mean.”


Martina and Jessica left Kerry’s room, leaving Andy and Kerry staring at each other. “Well,” said Kerry, “We didn’t quite expect that, did we?”

“Not at all,” said Andy. “Amy Winehouse? Really? Wonderful singer, great personality, of course, but I’ve never imagined Martina as Amy.”

“She’s what he’s always dreamed of, apparently,” said Kerry. “I’ve had more than a couple of boyfriends who’ve made certain suggestions as to my make up regime and wardrobe, but I’ve not let them bully me. I’m Kerry, not some hot guy’s fantasy.”

“But Aunt Jane wanted us to help Martina, and you can’t deny that we’ve made a good job of our assignment. Those eyes, those lips,” said Andy. “She still needs the correct lashes though, and it isn’t really Amy without the beauty spot.”

“True,” said Kerry. “We’ll need to get him sorted in the next few weeks while he’s here. Let’s just hope that Jessica still gets off on him as Amy. He took to those 12cm heels like he’d been born in them. And while we’re discussing him, I think one of us should offer Martina a plug. I don’t know that he has one yet and I think he would appreciate it, and Jessica would have a lot of fun fitting him.”

“Good idea,” said Andy.


“By the way, Siobhan,” asked Jane, “how is the Ponygirl troupe coming along? Busy?” She then explained to Tori. 

“Sir Roderick’s? No, we’ve had a problem.”

“What sort of problem, if you don’t mind me asking,” said Jane.

“Our esteemed leader, Sir Roderick, AKA Clive Horrabin, has just started a four year four month prison sentence for theft and multiple other offences.” Siobhan’s smile contained no hint of humour whatsoever.

“Was it expected?” asked Jane.

“What,” asked Siobhan, “a scrap metal merchant being sent down for theft and receiving stolen property? No, not at all.”

“An inconvenience, though?” asked Jane.

“Very much so,” said Siobhan. “It’s a very traditional world. As Head of stables, I did all the hard slog, but Clive was the public face.”

“Ah,” said Jane, “the old misogyny problem. Have you tried just taking over?”

“I’d very much like to,” said Siobhan, “if for no other reason than the care of the girls. A lot of them actually need to be ponies. To be tail plugged, hooved, etc. You remember Misty? Nurse Emma Carter? She’s taken it really badly. I think of her, and the girls like her, as my charges. As I understand it, this village is a haven for quite a few residents with special requirements, so they’ll understand. That is one of the main reasons why I leapt at buying The Beeches.” Jane cast her mind to The Fullerton Arms, and Josie Atlee’s periodic need to be Cottontail, the latex rabbit.

“Why don’t we stroll up to the Hall? We can discuss the village in more detail there.” Said Jane. “Tori, you’ll be OK on the bike?”

“I’ll be fine,” said Tori. “I’ll see you up there in a few minutes.”

With that, the removal van having pulled away, Siobhan made everything secure, and they set off.

“Obviously,” she said, “there’s no overall national governing body for pony troupes, so would it really make any difference if you just took over?”

“In the simplest terms, probably not, but things are rarely that simple,” said Siobhan. 


Tune in next week for the conclusion

And holding everything up on its powerful but elegant shoulders, are three new Translations of my own art by the amazing Girlie Morgane.











Monday, 9 February 2026

New Art- Drone room

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On Patreon Today
My Ai works takes
centre stage with
the sequel to a classic
and simple tale.
What would happen
if you were caught in
your grandmas secret
wardrobe.
I know what I'd like
to happen.





Hi Everyone
   Hope you are all very weel.I have had an up and down week, but hopefully things can now settle down.
  Lets get into the completed version of a piece previewed over on patreon a few weeks ago.
  Deep inside the lower levels of the Sisterhoods Californian base, Andy is a "Guest" of the Sisterhood and this time he is definately in the wrong place at the wrong time.
  He might think he is invisible........ he might soon well be.
XXX
Andy







Friday, 6 February 2026

classic Christeen

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On Pateon Today
A very sweet and 
warm moment from
Andy's journey.
In his uniform
nervous but happy
and welcomed.
Summer is clearly 
in the air in the 
village.




Hi Everyone.
    
   Continuing my tribute to our friend Chriseen and her art, I present 4 Classic pieces.
XXX
Andy









Wednesday, 4 February 2026

Wednesday fun and a return to the Village

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Hi Everyone

So sorry this is a short wednesday post but it has taken me an age to get this formatted correctly, Its no ones fault but Blogger, which now seems to spit stuff out in a bizarre order, which you then have to rearrange by hand.

 So next time we will have more translations from Girlie Morgane amd all sorts of other fun,


That's not gonna stop us taking a look at a few images.

Starting with another of my "Travelling Alone" series.



These little treats are from our dear friend Amber. I put them in this order to show how Andy in his new high school disguise gains his confidence





And now after some serious messing (not Mistress Leather Beths fault) about we have the first two chapters of her latest amazing tales from the Village.

This is great

XXX



More Fun In The Village
                                                      By
                                        Mistress Leather Beth


My Andyverse So Far:-
This is the latest excerpt from my version of the Andyverse. We began with 

Fun in The Village, where we met Kat (barmaid/waitress at the Fullerton Arms, bi- and outspoken), JoJo (femboi recently moved to the village with her mother Carmel, became an item with Kat) and Chloe, their friend, who has a summer job in a new fetish shop in town, part owned by Izzy Cooper, AKA Lady Magdelena, wife and Dominant of George Cooper, who is partly successful businessman and partly Belinda, Lady Magdalena’s submissive maid, in partnership with Lois Watkins, AKA Madame Stella, former jet set Dominant.

The Extravaganza introduced Polly Evans, a bondage rigger who owns the village sweet shop, Bert Fry, an older villager and adult baby, Siobhan Hathaway, medical consultant and head of a Ponygirl stables, and Alice Aldridge, Mayfield’s curate and a latex fetishist.

The Spy Who Came into the Pavilion brought us Gary Haskins (AKA Kerry), femboy Personal Assistant to George (Belinda) Cooper, whom he successfully assisted in defrauding Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin out of approximately a billion $US.

Mother and Daughter: A Prologue introduced Steph Turner and her son Liam, who’d just come out as gay, and had been learning the joys of sex with his cousin, Chris. Chris’ use of the term ‘girlfriend’ had piqued Liam’s interest in feminisation, becoming Leanne, 24/7, and contacting Andy and Jane. Chris’ former girlfriend, Kelly had been mentoring Leanne, and had also taken Sisterhood receptionist Jessica under her wing. Steph has numerous fuckbuddies, including Anton, who is Kelly’s half-brother. However, he’d also recently become Leanne’s boyfriend, when Chris moved away. Amongst the others was Bianca, a transitioned Sisterhood graduate and devotee of Madam Cropper (Kelly and Anton’s mother), a high level official of the Sisterhood. Steph had inadvertently mentioned to Bianca that she would be spending time with Andy and Jane (who have been keeping their movements secret from The Sisterhood), and who’d accepted a request from Mayfield to attend a House Party at Mayfield Court, to keep Mayfield’s sister, Tori, company, following a tennis injury.

Mother and Daughter: House Party saw Bianca’s plotting thwarted, and Tori, whose ‘tennis’ injury turned out to be from a crash on her new motorcycle, emerging as a biker babe, and Jessica’s new ‘carer’.
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More Fun In The Village
Chapter 1


“Just here, next to the pub,” said Jane to the Über driver, and they pulled up outside the vicarage. Jane, in her favourite low cut, backless, slit-to-the-waist ice-blue latex dress; Mayfield, black jacket with trousers and tie, white shirt; Will, handsomely tuxedoed; and Andy, stunning in B⚥y™’s tight figure hugging classic black latex catsuit, disembarked. “We’ll be back with you in a minute,” said Jane to the driver.
“Well, Andy, that was a wonderful idea of yours. No one seemed to have realised that Mayfield and Will shared a birthday tomorrow, and your suggestion of a joint celebration was a stroke of genius.
“Such a shame that Anatole only had a table for this evening. But wasn’t it a wonderful meal? Right, it’ll be tomorrow soon, so let’s all say our goodnights.”
With that, hugs were exchanged and - did Mayfield imagine it - or did Jane linger a little longer, tighter, with him? Then they all waved to Mayfield as he strolled up his drive and fished in his pocket for his front door key while the others returned to the Über for the short trip to the Hall. Will had just fastened his seatbelt when he looked up and saw Mayfield seemingly skipping and dancing his way back towards them down the drive, only to miss his footing and sprawl full length in a shower of spray.
He unbuckled and got out. “Mayfield, what on earth’s the matter?” Mayfield’s staggered to his feet. His reply was the repetition of a single word. “Water! Water!” And before Will could ask for an explanation, he suddenly realised what the problem was. Water was pouring, apparently from under the front door, down the drive. There was a flood!
The other three passengers disembarked once more. “Mayfield, where’s the stopcock?” asked Andy, desperately hoping that the answer was ‘Down the side of the house’. But no. Mayfield almost howled, “Under the kitchen sink!”
“Right,” said Will, taking the key from Mayfield’s shaking hand. He dashed down the drive. Opening the front door was no easy matter, as the carpet in the front hall was sopping, holding back the door. But after a few seconds he was able to squeeze through the narrow gap he’d forced. The inside of the vicarage was akin to a rainstorm, and Will was soaked almost immediately. He rushed to the kitchen and, after the clattering of a few pans, located the stopcock. Fortunately, it moved fairly easily and, by the time he’d managed to rise from his knees, the flow already seemed to be lessening ever so slightly. Only a small mercy, however, because, as he glanced around, he could see where patches of ceiling had fallen in, and he could only imagine what the rooms upstairs would look like. And he certainly didn’t want to touch any light switches or plug sockets, etc. Squeezing back through the front door, he squelched down the path to report, doing a passable ‘drowned rat’ impersonation.
“Aw, poor Will,” said Jane. “Perhaps Andy or I should have been the ones to have gone indoors. You know, a quick wipe down and we’d have been fine.” She seemed to wink at Mayfield.
When he emerged, Will was surprised to see no sign of the Über. In its place was Kat’s Nissan. Apparently, she and Jojo had been out for the evening, and, in passing on their return, they had volunteered their assistance. The Über driver hadn’t objected, as Jane’s tips were famously generous.
“What now?” asked Jane. “An emergency plumber?”
“Erm, no,” said Mayfield. “In emergencies like these we’re instructed to contact the Diocesan Board of Works. Their hotline is manned until midnight, so we have a few minutes. They arrange the maintenance and repair crew, the insurance claim, everything. I’ll ring them right now.” He looked up his contacts and tapped, moving a few feet away for a little quiet.
“From what Will says, some plumbing in the loft, possibly connected to the cold water tank, looks to have blown a gasket, or whatever has happened,” said Kat. “What happens when Mayfield’s made his call?”
“It’s obvious,” said Jane, “that the vicarage is plainly uninhabitable, so we just relocate to the Hall.”
“It’ll be a bit of a squash, but the Nissan will cope,” said Jojo.
“I’ll be happy on Will’s lap,” said Andy.
“Why doesn’t that surprise me?” asked Kat, with a grin.
“You two have been out enjoying yourself?” asked Jane.
“Just visiting a few friends,” said Kat. “Jojo especially wanted to give her new outfit an outing, and we don’t get many evenings when neither of us has a shift” she added. Kat was wearing a simple white top, tiny black leather skirt and trainers. By contrast, Jojo had gone distinctly retro. Bib-fronted maroon velvet hot pants, with classic white go-go boots with chunky three inch heels. One of the advantages of being a femboi; you can be whoever you want to look like on any given occasion.
“Did Chloë go with you?”
“No. She’s spending the last couple of days of her leave in Master Karl and Mistress Debbie’s dungeon. Ah well, it floats her boat.”
Mayfield reappeared amongst them. “That’s sorted. With the water turned off and the house secured, they don’t need to send anyone out tonight, but we can expect a team by mid-morning tomorrow. I’ve also left a message for Alice, so the smooth running of the parish shouldn’t be interrupted.”
“I’m sure you’ll be inundated with offers of help,” said Jane.
“Oh, really, I don’t want any fuss, I’m sure,” replied Mayfield.
Jane resisted the urge to give him another, bigger, hug, and shepherded everyone to the Nissan.
Andy did, indeed, find himself on Will’s lap and, unaccountably, Will found his hand trapped under Andy’s smooth, slick, shiny bum.
A couple of minutes later they were at the front door of the Hall, waving to Kat and Jojo as they made their way back to the Fullerton Arms. Once inside, the maid in Andy came to the fore, and in the time it took Will and Mayfield to pop upstairs, strip, dry themselves off and grab dressing gowns, they were sat down to a nice cup of tea, after which Andy went upstairs to make up a bed for Mayfield.
“From what you said, Mayfield,” said Jane, “I imagine that the repair team won’t be here much before mid morning tomorrow, so there’s no need for anyone to get up at the crack of dawn. Let’s go and get in our full eight hours.” And five minutes later they were snuggling down in their various bedrooms and drifting off. Well, maybe not Andy and Will.

It was the following morning, and Skinnie - Kat and Jojo’s chihuahua - was the first to react, leaping onto the window ledge and yapping at some unseen stimulus still beyond the edge of the village.
A few seconds later, Duke - the Great Dane resident at The Grange, Strawberry Lane - performed a passable Scooby Doo impersonation. Lady Magdalena had just completed the act of cropping Belinda prior to them going out, and she asked, “What can you hear, Dukie, boy?”
Over at the village sweet shop it was late opening, as Polly Evans was still sat at her laptop, editing her latest shibari video prior to uploading it to her YouTube channel, when suddenly Kannuki - her pink standard poodle - did a double pirouette before cocking her head on one side and pricking up her ears. Polly went to the side door, but could neither see nor hear what was making Kannuki excited.
And at Snowdrop Cottage, Carmel’s Applehead Siamese, Mookda, heard the same noise as Skinnie, Duke and Kannuki but, being a cat, totally failed to react.


It was some twenty seconds later, around the stroke of nine thirty, that the cause of all this excitement among the pets of the village swung past Sawyer’s Farm and into the High Street, passing Chaudhury’s Village Store, scattering the ducks on the village pond then taking a semicircular turn around the Village Green before easing up to the short drive in front of the Vicarage, whereupon the engine of the Royal Enfield Super Meteor 650 was switched off. The rider dismounted, flicking the kickstand into position with her left toe, and walked up the drive, followed by a pretty young woman in a very short, very tight, black latex dress, which displayed an impressive amount of cleavage, as well as stripes resulting from an energetic caning the previous evening.
Tori pressed the doorbell and waited for Mayfield, who always reserved Thursday morning for admin, and would therefore surely be in. As she looked around she noticed that, although the sun had dried out the drive, the adjacent soil was very damp. There were even a couple of small puddles, though no-one could remember the last time it had rained. “Odd,” she thought.
When she’d pressed the doorbell a second time without any reaction she wondered whether it was out of order, so she resorted to the time honoured course of banging with her fist. Almost immediately she heard distant voices from the rear of the house, indistinct at first, then becoming clearer as someone shouted “Martin! Go and see who’s at the front door. They probably want the vicar.”
A few seconds later Martin Gibson came down the side of the house from the back garden. Martin was twenty, the youngest member of the repair team, and he suddenly found himself in the presence of a very attractive lady in full black leathers and, well, gulp-worthy boots, and a younger woman in the hottest latex number and highest heels he’d ever seen, and red marks at the top of her thighs.
You see, there’s something you need to know about young Martin. Outside work his main interests were fantasising about the wearing of leather, lingerie, heels and makeup, and undergoing corporal punishment.





Chapter 2

“Erm, hello,” mumbled Martin, “are you looking for the vicar?”
“Yes,” said Tori, “I’m his sister, Tori. It’s his birthday today, so we’re paying him a surprise visit. Has something happened?”
“Er, yes, er…,” said Martin. His kinky mind was causing him to concentrate on the leather, the latex and the boots just a few feet in front of him, to the distraction from the matter in hand. “There’s, there’s been a flood. A flood, yes. It’s quite bad.”
“Is Mayfield all right?” said Tori, plainly distressed.
Martin paused for a few seconds before deducing what she meant. “Mayfield? That’s the vicar, is it? Oh no, no-one was hurt, although one or two were drenched as I understand it, when they had to go in to turn the water off. He’s being looked after by the lady at the big house.”
“Jane? Thank goodness for that. We’ll get straight up there now. Come on, Jessica.”
Martin’s gaze met Jessica’s. Were they both blushing?
“Excuse me,” said Martin.
“Yes?”
“Erm, the front door key that the depot gave us doesn’t seem to work, so we need the vicar’s key. Derek, he’s the foreman, he told me to get it sorted, but I don’t know where the big house is. Can you help me?”
“We can do better than that,” said Tori. “If you don’t mind squeezing on the bike behind Jessica, we can take you up there. It’s only a few hundred yards. Jessica, you’ll be able to carry the box that far won’t you?” nodding towards the parcel behind the rear seat.
“Of course, Miss Tori.”
I’ll let you guess the thoughts which went through Martin’s kinky mind at the prospect of such close proximity to Tori and Jessica, even for just a couple of minutes.
“Th-thank y-you,” he stuttered.
Jessica shuffled as closely behind Tori as the box would permit, leaving just enough room for Martin at the back. As Tori prepared to set off, Jessica reached behind her and wrapped Martin’s arms around her waist. The poor lad was already excited, but now he felt on the point of explosion. Jessica realised that something rather sizeable was pressing into the small of her back. “Whatever could that be?” she wondered, and smiled to herself.
The short road to Fullerton Hall was narrow, and wound between hedges, so it would have been a slow journey in any case, but there were also several other cars ahead of them, seemingly heading in the same direction.
They recognised the Nissan, and waved to Kat and Jojo as they slowly weaved past. Next was a Porsche 718 Spyder RS, and it wasn’t until they were squeezing through that they realised that this was Kerry’s replacement for the Mazda MX Miata 2.0.
Any further overtaking was impeded by the rear end of a monster American SUV, a Cadillac Escalade ESV. Through the rear window, however, they could see the driver berating her sheepish male passenger, wriggling in response to his recent cropping; Tori’s first introduction to George Cooper and Lady Magdalena.
But after barely a couple of minutes the convoy began to signal right, and Tori undercut the SUV. She then gunned down the drive, about the same length as that at Mayfield Court, and came to a sideways halt on the gravel before the front door.

“Mayfield, dear,” Jane shouted downstairs, “could you see who that is at the front door? I’m just in the middle of something.” In fact, she was pondering which pair of Freddys to wear today, and having glanced out of the dressing room window, she was quite aware of the visitors’ identities. But she was, as Andy would attest, a tease, and couldn’t resist the thought of Mayfield answering the door.
“Oh, really, Jane, I’m in no fit state…” The bell rang again, and Mayfield reluctantly opened the door, doing his best to hide behind it, with just his head visible.
“Mayfield! Oh, you poor thing,” said a lady in neck to toe leather, carrying a helmet under her arm. She stepped forward and pulled Mayfield out in public, where she could give him a big hug. “And on your birthday, too.”
Kat and Jojo grinned; Kerry also, but with a puzzled look, whilst the Coopers, possibly hypocritically, frowned, looking almost shocked, though Belinda’s bizarre make up took the edge off her expression. This was precisely what Mayfield had been dreading, as he was wearing little more than a very short purple satin dressing gown. Jane had given it to him while the clothes he’d been wearing the previous evening were recovering from the previous evening. Andy wasn’t the only victim of Jane’s teasing.
“I’m sorry,” said Mayfield, “but who are you?”
“Really, Mayfield,” said Tori, “is that any way to speak to a loving sister on a birthday visit?”
“What do you mean…?” he replied, then stopped as Tori held him at arm’s length. “Tori? I didn’t recognise you at all.”
“What? Oh, you mean my outfit? Perfectly acceptable motorcycling apparel. What do you think of my new machine?” she asked, and stood aside to give Mayfield a proper view.
For a split second Mayfield looked gobsmacked, then he slowly stepped forward. “A Royal Enfield? Very fine machines. Of course, these days they’re only made in India, but the quality is still there.”
It was Tori’s turn to be taken aback. “I didn’t know you were so well informed.”
“Oh yes, back in theological college we had a motorcycle club. I had nothing as handsome as this lovely thing. Mine was a Rieju MR 250.”
“You were a biker?” gasped Tori.
“Indeed. Bishop Nigel used to refer to us as ‘The Holy Rollers.’”
“And you think you know your nearest and dearest,” muttered Tori, shaking her head.
“Are you going to introduce me to your friends?” asked Mayfield, indicating Jessica and Martin.
“What? Oh, I’m sorry. This is Jessica. She attended the house party and proved so popular and amenable that she now assists Mrs Tucker at Mayfield Court.”
She leaned forward to whisper in her brother’s ear. “And just to be clear, she has a great deal in common with Andy.”
“?” queried Mayfield, before switching to “!”
“And this is Martin, a member of the team making a start on repairing the vicarage. Apparently, the key they’ve been supplied with doesn’t work on your front door, so Martin has been sent to get your key. They’ll get a replacement cut before returning the original.”
“Dear me, I’ll have to remember where I put it. I know I took it out of my pocket before everything went in the laundry. I’ll go and have a look for it, and see if I can make myself more decent.” 

“Everybody, do come in,” called Jane from the bottom of the stairs (she’d finally decided on the classic black). “Andy’s just rustling up some refreshments.” The level of curiosity among those present – especially the Coopers - ensured that no-one demurred. Everyone wanted details of the events at the vicarage, and the plans for the next few weeks, as well, of course, as wishing Mayfield well.
As they trooped into the sitting room, Kat and Jojo surrounded Kerry with a big hug.
“Hello, you two,” she grinned, (she was favouring a navy leather one-piece today, with four inch heeled OTKs).
“Looking hot, but what brings you here?” asked Kat.
“Well, I’m due back at work soon, so George thought we might get together for a couple of days so we could hit the ground running on Monday week. We could have spoken online but, naturally, I wanted to check in with all my friends round here, and Izzy always insists that I stay at the Grange when I’m in the village. But I seem to have wound up in the middle of a crisis. The situation at the vicarage was the big item of gossip at the village shop when I called in.”
“And you’ve treated yourself to a Spyder? Cool,” said Jojo.
“Well, I had a little bonus to spend,” she said.
“Little?” asked Kat. “By the way, have you heard from Olga and Tatiana recently?”
“How do you know about… I mean, Olga who?”
“Don’t worry, your secret is safe with us. The consensus in Choudhury’s was that she was here for the bird watching. Forever using those high powered binoculars was the giveaway.”
Kerry changed the subject quickly. “Any more news? You seem to be the fount of all knowledge.”
“Kelly and Chris are back together. And, after a lot of thought, Leanne has decided to get implants.”
They made their way into the sitting room, where they found latex maid Andy putting the finishing touches to a display of cakes, biscuits and a silver tea service with 18th century Wedgewood crockery. Jane was plainly pulling out all the stops. However, Andy had found a chipped, stained mug which he offered to Izzy for George’s use. Izzy showed her gratitude with a repeat of the smile she always seemed to save for Andy (‘a shark who’s just heard a good joke’, if you remember ‘The Extravaganza’).
Everyone made themselves comfortable. Everyone, that is, except Mayfield, who, after locating the key and handing it over to Martin, had scuttled off to squeeze into the t-shirt and jeans offered by Will. The discrepancy in their sizes (and shapes) meant that he wasn’t really comfortable when he returned, but anything was better than that purple item that Jane had provided.

When he returned, he sat next to Tori, who had already poured his cup of tea. “Well,” she said, “What are we going to do with you, Mayfield? At least I’ll have the opportunity to help you with your new wardrobe. No more cargo shorts, Hawaiian shirts and sandals from now on. Oh, don’t pull that face,” she smiled.
She turned. “Jessica, dear, pass me my brother’s birthday present.” Refocusing her attention, she said, “You see, Mayfield, I’ve bought you something to wear – a spur of the moment purchase – and from what you said outside I now know that you’ll appreciate it.”
Jessica retrieved the box which had been placed behind the sofa, and passed it to Tori. On the seal it said, ‘House of Leather’, and from it she drew a soft, supple, seductive diagonal black biker jacket. “A step up from what you used to wear, I’ll bet.”
“Oh, my,” was Mayfield’s initial wide-eyed response. He then took the jacket and began to stroke it.
Tori helped him into the jacket, adjusting the collar, straightening a cuff. Mayfield seemed more than pleased with his new acquisition. Tori then turned to Jane and asked her opinion.
Jane stood up and slowly approached. “I think you look wonderful, Mayfield,” she said, putting both arms around him from behind.
Mayfield blushed red. “Oh, my, Jane. Really!”

Martin, who had been feeling quite out of place, had been stood in the shadows by the door. Suddenly Jessica was stood next to him. She said, “Come with me,” and, unnoticed by the rest, she led him from the sitting room, out of the front door and through a gap in a nearby hedge, putting them out of sight. She then knelt down and reached for the zip of Martin’s jeans.
Some twelve minutes later they were preparing to reappear through the same gap, with Jessica dabbing her lips with a tissue, and Martin removing a spot from the tip of her nose with a fingertip which Jessica immediately licked clean.
“That was wonderful, thank you,” she said. “I realised when you were behind me on the bike that you were blessed, but you’re really impressive. And surprising.”
“You mean…” stuttered Martin.
“Yes,” replied Jessica. “What a gorgeous black leather thong to keep it in. Anyone would think you were a sissy. Or something.” she grinned. Martin immediately looked so crestfallen that Jessica felt quite sad. “Here, let me show you something,” said Jessica. With that she rolled her dress all the way up to her waist, peeled her latex panties down, and displayed a micropenis. Martin’s gulp was audible as they returned to the house.
“By the way,” he said, “the red marks on your thighs?”
“Oh, that’s Miss Tori. She’s good enough to give me regular thrashings. You know, cane, crop.”
“And you enjoy that?” asked Martina.
“Oh yes,” Jessica replied. “I think of myself as a recreational masochist.”
“It’s just that I’ve always fantasised about a strict leather lady, you know…”
“I can imagine. I’ll speak to her for you.”

Some ten minutes later, as if by mutual agreement, teacups had been drained, and the party resolved to pop down to the vicarage to check for signs of damage and a progress report, now that Mayfield had found the key. They left Jane and Mayfield facing each other for a few seconds holding hands, with Jane’s personality quietly preventing Mayfield from making his excuses and escaping, and then reconnected with their various vehicles, with Jane and Mayfield cozying up in Matilda while Andy and Will slummed it in the Nissan.
As they emerged from the lane to the Hall and drove towards the vicarage they noticed a removal van trundling down the road towards them before drawing up outside The Beeches, a very desirable residence a couple of hundred yards away, almost opposite Choudhury’s. A newcomer to the village? Fascinating.
2230



To be continued 
XXX
Andy






Friday, 30 January 2026

Thank you Christeen

 Please help keep 
our blog alive.
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On Patreon Today
Usually we have the latest
piece of our calendar on 
the last Friday of the month
well that will be posted 
tomorrow to make way
for a new piece of my
own art.
I have been away from 
creating new Andy art
for so long I don't 
want you to have to 
wait another week for
something new.




Hi Everyone
I am sure we are all still saddened but totally understanding at Christeen's retirement, but as promised this will still be a Christeen zone on Friday and was wondering if Christeens fans with big collections would like to send me two or three of your favourite pieces, modern or classic and I will begin a fan based post on Fridays. Where fans can pay their tributes.
  Now I can't promise to post them all, but I will do my very best.
   Before the art I would like to directly share this from a Patreon friend

From bert
I just wanted to say I have been unable for several days to leave a comment for Christeen. (I keep getting an error message, asking me to try again later. Could you please pass this message on to her... 
"I have enjoyed your art for many years. I will greatly miss it. Take care Christeen".

Okay wipe the tears, lets have some Friday Christeen fun










Wednesday, 28 January 2026

Wednesday fun

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On Patreon Today
A step into the world 
of the Fem-Factory.
They do not have the 
massive reach of  the
Bergman & Knightley 
empire, but offer a 
sweeter and warmer 
experience for the shy
and nervous.




Hi Everyone
 Welcome to Wednesday,
Have to say this blog interface is getting worse, apologies for the mess at the "On Patreon Today "section.
For all of you who have sent me stories and images and bits and bobs, I thank you and ask you to be patient as I find time to sit back and read and enjoy eveything.
  I should be relaxing but find myself having to work extra to make up for the collapse of the dollar /pound rate, on which Patreon is based.
Enough moaning, let's have some fun


Last time I shared a couple of items from the "Travelling Alone"  collection,so I thought I'd do it again with these.

Once again those ever welcoming cabin crew are there to offer comfort to the nerves passenger, though they might not have been nervous when they boarded.

  If you do not have any German in your lexicon then you are in the same position as this lovely lady, which just adds to the thrill.







Our dear Friend Girlie Morgane has seen in the new year with some delightful reminders of classic art and Ai world images with her usual twist of a wonderful translation 








 Now from our dear Ambre, two cute little images , the first directly connected to the piece of art posted the other day with Andy getting Foxy


  
Seems Ambre must have been visiting a very select club, frequented by the hottest and most commanding of  ladies




Before we get to Skinnie, take time to enjoy these clever pieces put together by our friend Kitka,who has tinkered with a few pieces of my art and come up with some amazing ideas.

This time Andy gets all catwoman and Then we meet the green goddess and finally we take our first look at Kitkas own world, the world were Mars Needs Sissies!








And now, drum roll, here is a new story from our dear Skinnie Stallion,Based on Ai art featured over on the Patreon


Strangest Things: Mrs Lockehart


Really, those boys!   Alice didn't understand why Mrs Teller had so many.   Surely one was enough?   When she'd got the first, Mrs Teller said it was to provide additional help about the house.   She'd tried to justify it by saying that Alice wasn't getting any younger and that maybe she'd appreciate some assistance.   It wasn't something that Alice felt she could refuse.   Not that Alice ever received any help.   The boy seemed to spend all his time running after Mrs Teller.   'Looking after her needs' was James' explanation when she challenged him, though  Mrs Teller seemed very happy with the service he provided.  And why did James always wear a kilt?   It might be the Teller tartan, but it was so short.  What kind of boy wore a kilt like a mini-skirt?  Strange boy. 


Then Mrs Teller had got a second.   She said it was because James felt lonely.   She wanted him to have a friend to play with.   Honestly, she made it sound as if James was a toddler rather than a young man of 22.  Alice thought it was more because James was starting to wear make-up and Mrs Teller wanted John to be a positive influence on him.  Unfortunately it had worked the other way: John started to wear make-up too.  Rather than discourage them, Mrs Teller had pandered to their tastes, ading a full vanity unit to their bedroom furniture.  It was soon covered in pansticks, lipsticks, brushes, mascara, eye shadows and pots of nail varnish.   From one strange boy to two strange boys.   

So then Mrs Teller had both James and John at her beck and call.   Not that either did any housework.   It just meant Alice had another mouth to cook for and more laundry.  At least there was no additional bedding since James and John shared a bedroom and a bed.  Mrs Teller said that it was more economic for them to have one double rather than two singles in the second bedroom. Not that it got slept in very often.  Alice would often find their sheets undisturbed in the morning.   Strange that. 


And then Simon had arrived.   He was a rescue boy, said Mrs Teller.   Rescue from what, Alice wondered.   Apparently he'd been poorly cared for in his last home and needed house training. Honestly, she made it sound like he was a puppy.   Perhaps that was why he slept in a basket at the foot of James and John's bed.  At least that was another saving on laundry since he just needed his blankets changed every so often. Not that the basket ever looked like it got it slept in.   James and John would show him how well brought up boys behaved.  Boys!   Why did Mrs Teller call them 'Boys'?   They were young men, though admittedly Simon was younger;  18 or 19, she guessed.   Dropped out of university to be a 'domestic', apparently.   Domesticated, more like, although his manners were improving since he'd arrived  except she had caught him kissing both James and John when she'd been moving between rooms.   She blamed Mrs Teller: she seemed to kiss her 'Boys' with gay abandon.   Hugging and cuddling them as if they were her personal playthings.  Strange woman.


They weren't just 'Boys', Mrs Teller said; they were B&K Boys.   B&K: that stood for Bergman and Knightley.  Bergman and Knightley was that fancy store in town.   Alice had never been in there: it looked expensive and way beyond her price bracket.  Mrs Teller had dressed differently since she started going to B&K.  That had changed Alice’s laundry days.    Mrs Teller had stopped wearing cotton dresses or linen.   Not even satin or silk.   Everything seemed to be shiny and not need a normal wash.   Her new things might be not need to go in the machine but they needed very careful treatment.   A lot of individual sponging and careful drying, then talcing before they were put away.  Mrs Teller had even swapped her linen sheets for rubber ones.   Black rubber ones.  Anyone would think she had an incontinence problem. She didn’t, but Alice often found curious little damp patches in the morning.   Still, at least the ironing had reduced. It was now mostly tablecloths and, of course, the boys' kilts, shirts and undies. It was unfortunate that Alice didn't feel that she could tell Mrs Teller that she thought her mistress looked ridiculous, dressing like a girl half her age.   Still the boys seemed to like it.   They spent a lot of time polishing her.   Many was the time the boys would  adjourn to her bedroom to give her a polish.   Strange she needed polishing so often but she always came down with a nice shine and a real glow about her.


Alice had been with housekeeper for Mrs Teller for fifteen years and thought she’d got used to her ways.   But then there’d been the fourth arrival.   This time it was Andrew.   Mrs Teller described him as a stray.  Apparently Bergman and Knightley wanted Mrs Teller to take in Andrew and care for him: they’d seen how much Simon had improved since living with her.     In their eyes Andrew needed a proper Host to look after him and guide him. B&K made it sound like he needed house training.  They didn’t want him running away like he’d done with his last ‘owner’.   Alice was sure Mrs Teller had used the word ‘owner’.  Strange word to use.  


It was all getting too much for Alice.   Now she had four additional mouths to cook for, and do all the laundry and cleaning for.   She was thinking about handing in her resignation when Mrs Teller doubled her wages.   Which was strange but welcome since she’d not had a raise since James arrived three years ago..


Seemingly B&K provided a stipend to the Host for each B&K Boy that they looked after.   So Mrs Teller now had four B&K Boys: two of her own and two where she was a B&K Host.  Simon and Andrew had clearly helped her finances.  Alice hoped Mrs Teller wasn’t going to get any more despite her rise.   Mrs Teller had quite a small house with just the two bedrooms on the first floor and Alice’s little bed sitting room in what had been the attic.  It was all  getting a bit cramped and noise carried everywhere.   Many was the time when the boys had to adjourn to their bedroom to get some space or go up with Mrs Teller to her bedroom.  They did like to play games in their bedrooms since Alice often heard strange noises and cries echoing through the house.  


At least B&K also helped with a clothing allowance for the boys.   They were now providing the boys’ little kilts although it looked their shirts came more from their range of ladies blouses with their buttons on the left.   And now they were wearing stockings rather than socks and their brogues had been replaced by Gibson high heels. Needs must, thought Alice. She guessed that, as a female fashion store, it was all B&K could provide but they did rather suit the strange boys.


Mrs Teller had allowed all the Boys to grow their hair longer too and have it styled.   Honestly, Alice often thought she was in a house full of girls given how all they shrieked, tittered and dressed, rather than four young men.  Mrs Teller didn’t seem to mind.   B&K had also supplied a collar for Andrew in case Mrs Teller wanted to take him out for walks.   It was probably unnecessary but here was no way Mrs Teller was going to allow her strange boy to stray.   


Mrs Teller didn't seem to care what it looked like going out with a boy on a lead.   Or what her neighbours would think about the boy being in high heels and wearing what increasingly looked like a tartan mini-skirt.   Truth be told, Alice thought Andrew looked rather cute when he was wearing his collar and stepping out daintily on his heels.   It was strange but the boy was starting to look more like a girl than a boy.   That seemed to be happening to all of them:  James, John and Peter too.   They’d all become very effeminate.   And the strange boys also were becoming ever more affectionate towards Mrs Teller: was it something in Alice's cooking or the effect that Mrs Teller had on them?


The boys followed Mrs Teller round the house obediently.   They sat with her. They curled up with her.   If there wasn’t a seat, they lolled or kneeled at her feet.  They fawned over her, desirous of her company.   Mrs Teller was most insistent that each took a regular nap in the afternoon.   After lunch, she’d take them up in turns for an hour’s lie down in her bedroom.  Copying their Mistress, James and John often did the same with Simon and Andrew.  At least it meant that downstairs was quieter and Alice could get on with dusting and meal preparation.   It was curious that they managed to get much sleep given the strange banging noises emanating from both bedrooms.


Things seemed to have settled down into a daily ritual in the Teller household.   Breakfast: Ms Teller expected the boys to be showered, made-up and dressed.   A walk, or walkies as would be more appropriate for Andrew.   Back for elevenses.   A little private tutorial upstairs with Ms Teller in her  bedroom with one of the boys, while the others read or did their nails.  Lunch.   Afternoon naps and more tutorials.   An early dinner.   Television watching for a few hours with all of them on the sofa with Ms Teller.    Alice would leave them to it and disappear to her little bedsit after she’d done the washing up.   An early night.   It was strange how things had settled down so smoothly although there was clearly some movement on the floor below during the night.   Obviously some of the boys had strange cases of insomnia and needed a comforting word with Ms Teller.


Then one day Ms Teller said she needed to visit her sister, which was strange because she never talked about her.  She said she’d be back by the evening and that Alice was in charge while she was away.  She made the boys promise to be good while she was away and good with Alice.  Mrs Teller said she’d take them to B&K tomorrow if Alice gave good reports about them.   Alice was left on her own after lunch, if you can call being in a house with four boys ‘on your own’.    Simon and Andrew had gone upstairs, presumably for their naps.  In the absence of Ms Teller, James and John had followed Alice.  They’d even offered to help with the drying up and putting away.   A first.  Maybe the absence of Mrs Teller had a good effect,  or the boys’ desire for a positive report was having a strange effect.


A group of women in a kitchen

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As they finished the putting away, James and John moved closer to Alice.   She expected them to ask what other jobs she had for them.  Instead James said, “We normally have our naps at this time Mrs Lockehart.”

“Yes, James,” agreed Alice.   He might have some strange quirks but she’d always thought of James as rather a sweet boy.


“I was wondering if you could take me up.”

“Me too,” added John moving closer to her.


“Well, I don’t know……..”

“We’d really appreciate it if you would come up with us,” averred James.   Was that his hand she felt on her bottom? 

“I’m not sure,” replied Alice nervously.


“We’d make it worth your while,” added John starting to touch the top of her blouse. 


“I’d have to ask Mrs Teller,” protested Alice.   She was starting to get a hot flush.   It was years since she’d been this close to a young man, let alone two.  Two very attractive young men.   Two strangely pretty young men.    John began to fiddle with the top button of her blouse.   James hand on her buttocks had turned into a finger that was starting to press and probe in their cleft.   She was getting more and more flustered, and feeling herself getting more and more moist.  What were these boys doing to her?   Why was she strangely attracted to them.  “Um…..boys your… Um..er….. your….. Ms... Ms Teller is not home,” she squeaked as James finger worked its way deeper despite the folds of her skirt.

“We know,” simpered John in a seductive tone.   Why did John suddenly sound so sexy to her?

“But you are, Mrs Lockehart,” continued James.


“Oh my God,” screeched Alice as James’s other hand reached under her skirt, shuffled her panties aside


and found her G-spot.  Meanwhile John gave up fumbling and tore her blouse buttons open, sliding his hand inside her bra to cup her left breast.   James pushed her head forward and held it so that John could kiss her.   Alice couldn’t move but was starting to melt.   A wave of feelings  overwhelmed her.   She’d never known passion like this.   Not with any of her boyfriends when she was younger, and definitely not with the late Mr Lockehart.  None of them had made her wet like this.    She was starting to go into a strange sensory overload as James stopped his fumbling caresses and dropped to his knees behind her.   Next thing she knew, his head had burrowed under her skirt and his face pressed itself into the crevice of her buttocks.   His tongue started to lick and probe while John tweaked her nipples and continued to kiss her, although now his tongue was inside her month.   She could feel her own knees weakening.   John pulled his mouth away.   “Don’t stop!” Alice pleaded.  It was strange going wobbly like this. 


“I think we should go upstairs,” said John.


“Yes, let’s,” echoed James, emerging from the pleats of Alice’s skirt.  He wiped his face.   “I feel like an explorer,” he said over Alice’s shoulder to John, “It’s like a forest down there.”  He stopped to pick out from between his teeth.   He shifted his focus.  “Mrs Lockehart, you should have told us.   We’ve got Simon and Andrew to fuck, but I think you should come first Mrs Lockehart.”

“Maybe, I should give myself a little trim,” said Alice.


“No, please don’t,” pleaded James.  “It will be nice to lick and fuck someone who isn’t shaved to absolute smoothness.   It will feel so much more real and raw.  And you smell heavenly.”


Alice smiled.   Her Yves Saint Laurent ‘Opium’ had been one of her few indulgences since receiving her raise.   A little smear between her legs each morning meant the scent was subtle and stayed with her throughout the day.   Alice wondered why his words, ‘real and raw’, made her feel incredibly horny.

 


“We want you to cum a lot.   We’ve wanted you for a long time but Ms Teller has always said no,” said John.     “But she’s away, and while the cat’s away…”


“…. the boys will play,” interjected Alice.   She had never felt emotion like this.  She was strangely willing.   


“That’s right Mrs Lockehart,” agreed James.   “B&K Boys.”

“B&K Boys who like to be Girls,” said Alice.   “I’ve never been to bed with a girl before.”

“And now you’ve got four.   We’d all like a turn fucking you Mrs Lockehart.   And we’d love it if you’d use Ms Teller’s strapon and fuck us afterwards.  You’d look so good with a cock on.”


“Would I?” Alice asked.   She was wondering whether this is what Ms Teller meant by 

'looking after her boys', and whether she might be allowed to join them all on the trip to B&K tomorrow.  

“I bet you’ve never fucked a boy before,” challenged John.

“Strangely enough I haven’t,” agreed Alice,  “but I think I’m about to learn.   And now I’ve got four of you. This definitely is the strangest of days."