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Hello and thank you for visiting my blog. Well it is not so much a blog more a place to share all the things i have written, drawn and generaly played with over the last 10 years. Most of them are related to my love of smooth slick Latex and shiny PVC, as well as the delights of feminization. I also have a huge crush on British TV presenter Carol Vorderman (The perfect model of the older woman) as well as the gorgeous Keira Knightley. (more my age). There will be nothing harsh or nasty here, just fun things, naughty things, sexy things and yes, well, Kinky things. Basically it's a stroll through the kinky lanes of my mind. hope you have fun. XXX

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Monday, 7 July 2025

A Monday Super Story

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It may be anothre
Monday Morning
but we can lift our
spirits with a
brand new piece of
art from our dear 
friend Christeen.
Today we have a lot 
of pink and some
very pretty faces.





Hi Everyone
it was a very busy week last week, not so much with work but with what we call "Life" .
So much running about and getting nowhere, so I do apologise for taking so long to catch up with all these lovely comments.
   So as we have a cross-over in the art department this week I thought it the perfect opportunity to share a super new piece of story telling from our beloved friend Skinnie Stallion.
  This is as ever inspired by a piece of my art, shared here a few weeks ago, but Skinnie takes it to a whole new level.
  Sit back, make that coffee Lee and enjoy.
XX
Andy


By?’s Power Couple

By

Skinnie Stallion



Elaine strode confidently along the sidewalk.  She’d didn’t need to shuffle nor dodge other workers.  Without move or gesture, the waves of commuters parted for her.  Her presence was enough with maybe the merest twitch of an eyebrow for the recalcitrant.   She was used to obedience.   It felt unusual for her not to be wearing leather but a sober grey business suit fitted the part she needed to play.  The whole plan relied on normality.   Everything needed to appear routine.   She passed and ignored the car Madame Fielding had arranged later.  It was inconspicuous and silent.  An electric vehicle would glide away smoothly without attention grabbling tyre squeal drama of a stereotypical getaway car.    


A person in a suit and skirt

AI-generated content may be incorrect.As she slid through the revolving door into the glass panelled atrium, Elaine put the burner phone to her ear.  Transparent nail varnish on her fingertips and a smear of vaseline on her ear would mean she left no prints.  Today she was just another employee taking an urgent call before going to her office or waiting to meet a client.  


She stood beside a pillar and surveyed the lobby.   Bright and airy, it hummed with chatter, busy with clients waiting to meet with advisers or deal teams.    She waited, grunting spurious acknowledgements into her handset until she spotted the stretch limo pull up outside the bank.   It  was suitably ostentatious.     She expected nothing less.  This had to be them.   Her hunch was confirmed as soon as the chauffeur opened the doors.  Lady Jane Fullerton-Jones did not do understatement.  Dress to impress.   She was wearing a stylish cream twin-set.   Her boy wasn’t.  


Elaine pressed the pre-programmed call button on her handset.  It connected immediately.  It was only going to be needed once.   "They're here, Madame Fielding.  The bitch has just entered the Bank……… Yes, the boy is with her……..”   A group of people in a lobby

AI-generated content may be incorrect.

A hand holding an orange briefcase

AI-generated content may be incorrect.A person with glasses and blonde hair

AI-generated content may be incorrect. “That's right, Lady Jane and the boy.   Lady Jane's in a cream business suit. Chanel, I guess ........ The boy?  By?'s boy is looking prettier than ever ........  He's wearing a knee-length sleeveless translucent grey latex dress cut.  He looks sensational……..  No, it doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. Definitely NVP………  No, no panties.   Totally smooth lines, just  a bit more opaque at the front.......... He’s either hanging loose or he’s been tucked to perfection to achieve those lines.…..…..  I’m not sure. I don't think it's William Wilde nor Atsuko Kudo.  I expect it's from the new By? range. ........ Matching grey strappy Loubous too…………   Yes, very fuckable.  Such a waste with that ugly old baggage.…….. They’re crossing the lobby ………  He’s carrying the case.   It looks so vulgar with the By? logo splashed across its side.  You’d think she’d want to maintain the pretence that he’s a girl  ……....   He’s trying to look very business-like and demure, like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.   Though we can guess what he’s already had in his mouth this morning.   She looks so fucking smug walking in beside him: like the cat that’s got the cream……..  As if he’s ever going to do that.  We’ll show her.   We’ll have By?’s new designs and business plans, before she knows what’s hit her.  And the boy will follow.  I’ll handcuff him and the case.  I’m going to let either get away.   We’ll have some evening entertainment after we’ve gone through their new designs.” 


Elaine pulled her fountain pen from her jacket pocket.   She tapped her teeth with it coquettishly, making bystanders wonder whether she really on a business call or speaking to her boyfriend?

  

A person with grey hair

AI-generated content may be incorrect.“As you predicted, they’ve not gone to the desk.  Stuck up cow can’t even bother checking in at Reception……..   Like you said, she must have retained her access pass from her preliminary investment visit…….  She’ll get the boy through the access…….   They’re heading for the elevators.”   


Elaine moved from the pillar, trailing a few steps behind the glamourous couple.  She checked the indicator lights above the array of metal doors.  She palmed the fountain pen while flicking off its cap.   “Open Number  3 doors……...  I'll get in and grab the case.  Activate the jammer as soon as they close.  I’ll make sure the boy follows me before I send it to the top floor."


Elaine slid through the doors of Elevator 3 behind Jane and Andy.  Lady Jane was about to press the button for the tenth floor.   As Elaine glided past the couple, she pressed the button for the twenty-fourth floor and took position behind them.    She was about to stab the needle point of her fountain pen into Jane’s firm derrière when it was dislodged by a sharp blow to her wrist.   She was surprised to see that it was the boy who’d struck her hard with the edge of his file.  The surprise turned to shock  as she crumpled to the floor: Andy had clouted her on the head with his By? briefcase.  


A person in a suit and a person in a suit

AI-generated content may be incorrect.“Well done, Andrew,” said Lady Jane pressing the door open button.   “I don’t think we need to stay here, do you?”

“No, Auntie,” agreed Andy.    “Can we go back to the hotel, please?   I don’t like it here.   We can still video-conference with the bank and our investors.”


“Yes, let’s go.  They can come to us if they want to sign.   Well spotted in the lobby, darling.  You were quite right:  a member of staff with no ID badge.  And then heading for the upper residential floors was a complete giveaway.”


An hour later, Elaine had still coming round.  She’d struggled to stand with one hand handcuffed to the handrail in the elevator.  Her head was spinning as she tried to get the doors to open on Floor 24.   Madam Fielding’s jammer was proving all to effective.   She was stuck and there was no phone signal inside the lift.  Even the Emergency button was jammed.     She was just going to have to sit it out and wait till maintenance spotted that there was a problem.    She noticed with horror that her fountain pen with its exposed needle point was lying out of reach on the other side of the lift.  That was going to take some explaining.  She tugged and rattled the handcuffs  to no avail.  Standing was the most she could do.   The nail varnish on her fingers and the burner phone could be a problem too.   That bitch and that boy!   One day she was going to get even with them.    The boy was going to pay dearly for what he’d done.



Oooooooooo!!!!! Now, there is a cliffhanger

Friday, 4 July 2025

New delights from Christeen

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On Patreon Today
You all know I love
a bit of Chrsiteen pink.
Well on Patreon today 
our sweet Andy finds
himself very much in
danger of  a classic
moment of embarrassment
whist in the cutests of
pink uniforms, But
a uniform for what?



Hi Everyone
 Yayyy it's Friday and despite the fact that some of us will be working over the weekend,it's still time for the Friday delight of new art from Christeen.
  So we have two brand new images and two classics ,all of which are amazing.
XXX
Andy








Monday, 30 June 2025

Andy, The Blonde Bombshell

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On Patreon Today
Bring on a bright 
and sunny Monday 
Morning with a 
stunning new piece 
of art from Christeen. 
I love this piece, totally
ticks my boxes.Poor 
Chris, he never seems 
to get to relax 
XXXX




Hi Everyone
   Monday morning has crept up on us again and I hope it is a good one for you all.
      Over in California it is a good one for Aunt Jane because it brings her a blonde bombshell to brighten her week.
  The awards season is now an all year thing, from Hollywood to the south of France and Beyond, so it is very important to be seen at these events if you ant to get on and Aunt Jane is determined to make sure both she and Andy grab all the press and as we have all learnt over the past few years nothing grabs the spotlight like smooth latex on a perfect body.
  Inspired by that now legendary L'oreal Paris walk by Heidi Klum, Andy has never looked more Pamela Anderson bombshell,but beneath all that slick latex and glamour is the same sweet and nervous young man.
 Hope you like this
XX
Andy



Friday, 27 June 2025

Amazing art of Christeen

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On Patreon Today
Can't believe we are
at the end of June
already. There is still
plenty of summer to
come though,so we
will all be needing
the very latest page
of our exclusive
Patreon Calendar.
This time the image
from the glossy 
Bergman & Knightley
catalogue is entitled
Summer in the City 





Hi Everyone
  Here comes Friday, but to tee up the weekend in style lets sit back and enjoy some early morning Christeen.
  As ever two brand new art mixes perfectly with classic Christeen.
 XXX
Andy








Wednesday, 25 June 2025

All Star Wednesday

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HI Everyone
  Welcome to a little Wednesday round up,featuring ba wonderful story from our friend Skinnie Stallion based on Ai art,most of which can be found on Patreon.
  We also have a guest star or two The beautiful sports duo of Alex Scott and Gabby Logan,both of whom have given us a little smoothslicknshiny over the past week.
 We also have a little fun I found online plus a belated celebration of one of my all time favourites songs and bands.
 
  So first up our two guest stars and we lead off with beautiful Sports presenter and  ex Gymnast Gabby Logan 52 ,who graced the cover of The Times colour supplement this week wearing some beautiful pvc/vinyl pants and  killer Louboutins.










Next Alex Scott, now the beautiful Ms Scott has done it before in Latex, but this year she presenter Soccer Aid in a beautiful long leather dress, graced with her own name in the perfect place to catch the eye.






Following these two beautiful ladies, lets keep the heat up with a new story from our der friend Skinnie Stallion. This is based on Ai art of Bergman & Knightley which is regularly shared on my Patreon.

Final Inspection

By Skinnie Stallion


She felt nervous.  She always did.   No matter how many times she’d done it, she couldn’t help herself.   Her knees felt a little wobbly.  They’d been fine for the last half hour but as the moment approached, she couldn’t help herself.  It was always the same when she went with a young man. Especially a nice looking young man like Edwin.   Would he ask her, or would she have to ask him?  Would he have the courage to ask the direct question?   She hoped so.   He had such lovely kissable lips.   After all their talking, she hoped she’d convinced him.    Would he take the plunge?  She wanted him.  She wanted him badly. A handsome energetic young man.    Just what she needed.  

She hoped he wouldn’t be a shy boy?  So many of the boys she went with were shy.  Not too shy to look, but too shy to ask.  He seemed tongue tied.   Perhaps she was going to have to take the lead.  He’d seemed so receptive when they’d walked together.  He seemed to like it when she took his hand.  He seemed to like holding her hand.  He held on to her and clutched her tightly when they talked to other girls.   Girls younger than her.   Girls a lot younger than her.  Pretty girls.   Girls closer to his age.   Was Edwin attracted to them?   She thought so even though he was very hesitant talking to them.   Would she stand a chance given their rival charms? 

The moment was fast approaching.  He still hadn’t asked.  She led him across to the foot of the spiral staircase.  He followed tamely.   Was he still too much of a puppy, or would his animal instincts kick in?  She stopped and put her arm round his shoulder.  She squeezed her thighs together trying to control her desire for him.  

He wasn’t short.  A bit shorter than her, but she did rather tower over him in her 5” heels.  Maybe he felt intimidated?   Was he going to say anything?  Was he going to ask?   Naturally she’d say yes if he did.  Her knees might be wobbly, but she could feel him shaking too.  The poor lamb was nervous.  He’d probably never been this close to a woman like her before.  A woman of her age.  A mature woman, as she liked to think of herself.   A woman who’d lived life as it was meant to be lived.  A mature woman in a silk blouse and PVC pants.  Was it her PVC pants that had first drawn him in.  PVC pants and high heels.     It was now or never.  

“So Edwin, what do you think?   Are we going to do this thing?”   He opened his mouth but no words came out. He just stared at her, apparently in awe.  She would have to take the initiative.  “I'm sure, Edwin, that you know the old rhyme:
            "Will you walk into my parlour?" said a spider to a fly;
  "'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy.
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I have many pretty things to shew when you are there."
"Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."?' 

"Yes, Miss Bradley." 

"Well, I think you have to decide whether you want to go up those stairs to our transforming room. All our new B&K boys have to go that way. I can assure you, you will never want to come down again. The high of becoming a B&K Girl will stay with you forever." 

"Yes, Miss Bradley. Please can I go up?   Now I've met Stephen and Liam, I do so want to become a B&K Girl.  " 

"You're a wise boy, Edwin. You won't regret it.  You’ll fit in just perfectly at Bergman and Knightley.   Now let's go up and get your hair and make-up done. I'm sure we have shopgirl outfits in stock that will fit your lovely figure." 

"Thank you, Miss Bradley.  Thank you for inviting me for interview and showing me round."

“I’ll introduce you to Miss Henderson and Miss Warner.   They’ll take you through the first steps.  They’ll want to start by tidying and taming that unruly hair of yours.  It does look sweet, but I’m sure they’ll have far better ideas about improving your look.  A Bergman girl must always be exquisitely groomed.  And remember Edwin, it’s your decision.”

“Yes, Miss Bradley.   Thank you, Miss Bradley.”

---------------------------------------------


A person in white suit

AI-generated content may be incorrect.Three hours later, Edwin waited patiently for Miss Henderson and Miss Warner to return.  He leaned back in his chair admiring himself in the mirror in B&K’s exclusive Members Only Salon.  He couldn’t believe the change that the beauticians had accomplished in such a short time.  

“I think Miss Bradley has excelled herself this time.  She really has an eye for talent,” he heard Miss Henderson say as she approached.   

A person with short hair and large diamond earrings

AI-generated content may be incorrect. “He’s such a beauty,” agreed Miss Warner clutching her iPad.  “Are you happy to approve Miss Bradley’s finders bonus?  I can put it through now, if you’d like.”

“Let’s complete our final inspection first, although I don’t anticipate any problems.”  Miss Henderson circled round Edwin while Miss Warner hovered in the background.  It was obvious to Edwin who was in charge.  “Let’s see.  Hair colour excellent: glossy chestnut is much more becoming than his natural dull brown, and his pixie bob with bangs is superb.  You were right, it suits his face perfectly.” 

“I thought it would accentuate his swan neck,” Miss Warner added. 

“Yes, especially with the pendant earrings.  A nice long dangle.  What was it like having your ears pierced, Edwin?  Not too painful?”

“It was fine, Miss Henderson,” replied Edwin although he still felt a bit sore and was only just getting used to the weight of the diamanté sparklers.

“Good.   Eyebrows possibly slightly overdone. They’re fine for now but a little thinning may  in order.”

A person with short hair and diamond earrings

AI-generated content may be incorrect.“Noted, Miss Henderson.   I did wonder about having them tinted chestnut too, but thought it best to try him with a more dramatic line.”

“Yes, I can see your reasoning.   I adore his false eyelashes.   Be a good boy Edwin and flutter your eyelashes.”

“Yes, Miss Henderson.”

“Oh, how adorable.   You’ll have customers queueing up to be served by you.”

“Thank you, Miss Henderson.”

A group of women in a hair salon

AI-generated content may be incorrect.“I didn’t think you could make his lips look better Miss Warner, given their natural lush cherry red, but orange tangerine gives them a special allure.”

“Thank you, Miss Henderson,” said Miss Warner.

“Do you like your new look, Edwin?” asked the senior manager. 

“Yes, Miss Henderson.  I love it,” replied Edwin.  

“Well Miss Warner, I think that’s emphatic conformation that Edwin’s passed his final inspection.  You’ve done a great job here.”

 “Thank you Miss Henderson,” said a relived Miss Warner.  

“Now, Edwin, Miss Warner is going to take you to Wardrobe.   They’ll get you out of those horrid chinos and fit you with your new Bergman and Knightley uniform.”

“Oh goodie!  I can’t wait to get my B&K uniform.  I want to find out what it’s like wearing latex and heels.”

“My!   Whatever happened to the shy boy that Miss Bradley told us about?”
A person sitting in a chair with a person in a hairdresser's chair

AI-generated content may be incorrect.
“I’m a B&K girl now.   I know it’s what I want to be.  I’m so excited.”

“Good.   Miss Bradley was right: you’ll make an excellent addition to the B&K team.  Miss Warner, please take Edwin to Wardrobe.   And please confirm Miss Bradley’s bonus.  She’s found another gem.”


***************************




Another gem and so have we with that story...Love it.


Now that tribute. This year is the 25th anniversary of the moment i passed out in front of the TV when i first saw the video for Steps Deeper Shade of Blue track.

In the past Claire, Faye and Lisa had all worn leather, Claire especially seemed to wear it a lot. (she is my favourite, I might have mentioned that before.)However this time they went full in and slipped into Latex space uniforms reminiscent of the Thunderbirds Tv show.

Every time I see this I smile because this is the dance breakdown version and if you look closely you can see everyone, mostly Claire struggling to get the dance right. Ah the power of editing 🤣😂.

Anyway 25years ,what a thing to set before a teenager.



Finally. A few weeks ago I shared an image of Sally Nugent in an AI enhanced latex biker jacket. Well it seems overs have been having the same fun.
So here are a few od ITV breakfast host Susanna Reid and one of Sally with the benefit of smooth,slick n shiny Ai.
I think when it's done subtly it is fun and often seamless.





XXX
Andy





Monday, 23 June 2025

New Art. In My Size.....For Me

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Our  Monday is 
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If you like a bit of
frilly pink femininity
then you are gonna 
love this one.




Hi Everyone.
   I'm getting there I promise I am, so nearly caught up with Emails and other wonderful communications and messages,I will get there I promise.
 Ok,so here we have the completed version of a nice little piece shared on Patreon 2 weeks ago. We take Andy way back to those early days of his journey, when Aunt Jane had so much fun embarrassing her beloved Nephew with simple requests such as, asking a lady in a shop if they have a pair of shoes in his size. The fact that they are classic red soled Louboutins is a mere side note.
   Hope you like this and may many thanks for your kindness and support.
See you Wednesday
XXX
Andy