Smooth Slick n Shiny. The kinky dreams of Andy.latex.....
This is a blog about Kinky stuff, at no point are any of the characters under the age of consent. This is the story of a young man discovering his true self with the guidance of a loving and understanding Aunt. It is a tricky world for those who are searching for identity and we should all offer our love and support to those who are struggling.
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Friday, 1 May 2026
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Wednesday, 29 April 2026
Wednesday treats,from India to Venice
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Monday, 27 April 2026
Monday with Skinnie
By Skinnie Stallion
Well, we saw the start of this in 'Packing for Paris' (https://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2025/07/new-art-packing-for-paris.html ). It was clear Jane was expecting some big changes during their stay in the fashion capital. Sorry London. Sorry Milan. Did someone mention New York? You are 'aving a larf!
We've already seen and read about Jane and Andy crossing the hotel lobby "In Paris" ( https://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2022/11/new-art-in-paris.html ) and seen their sweet return "In Paris 2" ( https://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2022/11/new-art-in-paris-part-2.html ).
You read about it all here in 'Maid in Paris' ( https://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2025/09/welcome-back-to-shiny-lens-and-more.html ) . And now we witness see the consequences.
A week in Paris had helped him develop some perspective. As soon as they unpacked in Paris, he should have recognised that the issues with his luggage had a broader intent. It had always been his Aunt’s plan to take him away from his narrow, fixed viewpoint. Getting him away from home, even from Fullerton Hall, was important for that. With hindsight, his only fault was in not seeing it coming, but that had probably been her point: he hadn’t. He’d allowed himself to get trapped in his own microcosm. A view of himself and the world that confined him, restricted within his expectations about what was possible or what he wanted.
Jane was determined to use their trip to Paris as a pivot point. Back home, wearing make-up and dressing up had become a game to him. He liked the pretence that he was allowing her some fun by letting her do his make-up. He felt comfortable hiding in the mindset that he was merely dressing up for her rather than satisfying a deep seated personal need of his own. He would playfully resist. She would insist. Eventually he’d succumb. He liked to think that he was succumbing purely to please her. He could never acknowledge to himself that it was his heart’s desire.
He’d dress up for a few hours and that would be it. Yes, those dressing up sessions would often lead to his head getting clamped between her legs with his tongue lapping her. But that was all for her benefit and pleasure. He liked to think that he would be there anyway. He still liked to regard himself as her boyfriend. A much younger boyfriend maybe, but still a boyfriend. He’d tried to boast to Chantelle that he was foremost in Jane’s affections because he knew Jane intimately in that way. He’d discovered with dismay from Chantelle that Jane liked to treat her girlfriends in this way. Chantelle had explored Jane’s hard button and soft inner lips. But he’d dismissed that as purely incidental. He was her boyfriend. What other boyfriends did she see? Only him.
True, apart from their kisses Jane never allowed him other intimacy. He’d never even had the temerity to ask. He’d assumed she’d foresworn cock after her husband’s death seeking more sophisticated pleasures. At least she’d not foresworn men. She had him after all, he liked to think. He’d read in The Economist that one in five high-earning women seeks a ‘boy toy’. The article might have been a bit negative about age differences but what did that matter if, like him, you had the good fortune to be that ‘boy toy’? A ‘boy toy’ for a lady like Jane seemed the highest accolade. Spending his evening pressed between her thighs, nuzzling and licking seemed like heaven. He convinced himself that this was how life was with a powerful girlfriend: a power dresser and elite businesswoman. How many would envy him for having a high flying alpha-girlfriend like his Aunt?
Paris has changed all that. The world has turned. His world has turned: a new one has opened up for him. His Aunt has opened his horizons and given him a new perspective on life. He’s opened up. She’s opened him. He knows his place and he’s slowly admitting to himself that he’s loving it.
Yes, Jane still orders him about in public when he's dressed as her maid but that's how Parisiennes treat their maids. He may look glum, but it’s more a deep, reflective reverie than resentment. He’s resigned to his fate. He’s willing to play the part when the perks of the role are so intense. The highs of being her girlfriend are worth it. He knows her public disdain hides a private passion. And he does get to be her girlfriend. Not her boyfriend, her girlfriend. Being her girlfriend is much better. Memories of that first walk through the hotel lobby holding her hand when all heads turned to see them together still give him tingles. Almost as much as the treasured memory of when she first fucked him.
A French maid may appear bubbly and flirtatious in the fictional world of films and farces but, in the real world, much of the time it’s a life of drudgery and servitude carrying out menial tasks. ‘Clean my shoes, Andrew.’ ‘Run my bath, Andrew.’ ‘Help me dress, Andrew.’ ‘Carry the shopping bags to the car, Andrew. Don’t let the porter do it. I don’t want anything getting crushed.’ A constant litany of demands and instructions. He’s still adjusting to that. Sometimes he has to pinch himself to remind him that he’s a boy, a man even. Part of him feels that he ought to be more assertive. He can’t quite accept his submissive side and how easily he’s succumbed to his Aunt’s desires right down to having his ears pierced and wearing over-large hoop earrings.
He’s given up being concerned about people seeing him walking round as a maid. It’s better wearing the full ensemble than just a dress or heels. The lipstick, the make-up, the heels, the stay-up stockings, the dress and, truth be told, the earrings help. He can wear a dress in public without fear. OK, Jane does prefer him in a latex uniform (so does he), but it’s still just a maid’s dress. In Paris or in high society, a maid is an accepted sight: no-one is going to give a maid a second glance. They don’t need to know that he’s a boy. It’s partly why he’s adopted the sullen look. If he looked too bubbly, anyone might think he was just a sissy or a cross-dresser. That’s why having Jane order him about is so helpful. It actually makes life easier. Call it method acting. He’s playing the role of a maid while living the life of a girlfriend.
Although he takes insane pleasure in her locking him each night in her locking him in his metal choker with its engraved, personalised padlock, he’s glad that he only wears it in the bedroom. For now. No-one else need see. No-one else need know that she likes attaching reins to his collar. Her attaching her reins to him signifies her ownership. Her attaching reins means that she’s fully in control when she rides him.
If he has a concern, it’s how things will go when they get home. Things may be fine in Paris. Even if the hotel staff know he’s a boy and checked in as her nephew, it doesn’t matter: everything is treated with French insouciance and Gallic sangfroid. What’s worrying him is that Jane has been very clear that she expects him to still be her maid when they get back to Fullerton Hall. That’s part of the deal. She’s even talked about sending to a maid training school that she’s heard about at somewhere called Knightley Hall. (Privately he wonders if there’s a family connection. He might be willing to do that if he got to meet Keira. He’s always liked Keira. He wishes he could look like her.)
Apparently she’d known from when he first started playing with her make-up and ‘borrowing’ her high heels as a child. She said what cemented it for her was giving his bottom a little lick a month ago as a reward for getting his face covered in her juices. He’d not realised his reaction but she’d noticed. That tell-tale puckering and dilation told her all she needed to know: he was ready for the next step.
Jane has promised him a few days when they can both enjoy some fresh sea air and get a tan before they head to Caen for the ferry home. He now understands why she brought the Healey rather than the Rolls or the BMW. She wants to fit in with Deauville’s vintage charm and be able to show off her maid where it matters. But she's also bought him a nice Courrèges leather mini-dress for a night out at the casino and a strapless latex bustier and pants for going clubbing. It isn't just her maid she plans to show off: he knows she's very proud of her girlfriend.
He takes their bags to the car while Jane settles the bill and speaks to hotel management. They've been most accommodating and understanding.
So what if some people realise that he’s a boy. Few will. Even if they do, girls and older women will envy his looks and his outfits. Men will find themselves attracted to him regardless. Around Paris and in the hotel, they’ve been reacting to him like seeing a bitch on heat. And, he has to accept that is what he’s become: a bitch on heat. On heat for his Auntie. He’s always loved Jane but this is different. Now he understands how Jane has helped him find his true self.
He's still not sure whether it was accident or design that a paparazzi snapped them as they crossed the hotel lobby. Was it part of Jane's plan or the hotel blackmailing its guests? (So many illicit liaisons must occur under their roof that it probably makes an attractive sideline for the hotel or its staff.) Either way, the photo never made the press because Jane bought it and had copies made for him and her, as well as sending one as a postcard to Will. Did she really have to do that? Was she trying to make him jealous or tell him something?
And now Andy has spotted a telephoto lens peeking out from the bushes opposite the hotel. He's sure it's the same photographer. He's not going to lower his head, nor put the bags down to try and shield his face. (His Chanel and Balmain bags are far too nice to get dirty or scuffed!) No! He's going to keep his head up. He's not going to look ashamed. He's going to look serious. A serious maid going about serious work. A maid doing exactly what her Mistress demands. He's good at that. Jane tells him that every night.
His confidence has grown. This time it will be Andy who's going to walk over to the photographer while Jane chats to the hotel manager. He's going to demand that the photographer surrenders his SD card. It will be Andy who get prints made when they get to Deauville. It will be him who sends a postcard to Will. And if Will doesn't like it, that'll be his look out. However, judging by the WhatsApp Andy received yesterday, Will has already received Jane's postcard. He not only understands; he's jealous. Andy wants to keep him like that, at least until they get home. Jane has told him that she likes Will and that she's going to very happy to share her girlfriend. Now Andy totally gets why some girls tease.
Jane has promised him that tonight they’re going clubbing in Deauville. He likes the outfit she’s chosen for him. She likes it too. Her fingers can go exactly where she wants them to go. No need for the elasticated rear waist band like she demanded at Balmain. She’ll be able to stand beside him or dance closely with him and show her love for him. He’s totally her girl.
And tonight he definitely wants to get fucked by the lady he adores. He knows he’ll sleep soundly in her arms.
Friday, 24 April 2026
Kimmi's Christeen Archive
Wednesday, 22 April 2026
Wednesday with the stars
Wonderful stuff, thank you Kitty XXX
Fem-Me
A tale of David
By Skinnie Stallion
David sat sullenly. As the ladies talked, he was growing increasingly apprehensive. He only wanted a haircut. Well, he didn’t really want a haircut. It was his mother who wanted him to have a haircut. He needed ‘smartening up’, she’d said. He still didn’t know why he couldn’t go to Joe’s round the corner. All his friends went to Joe’s. She seemed to be getting increasingly drawn in by the sales rep’s patter.
However Henrietta, Henry to her friends, blenched as the sales representative repeated the price. "But we only came in for David to get a haircut before his interview. David never gets a proper cut at a men's barbers. Ladies' hairdressers seem to have much more of a clue."
"Be assured Mrs Hodgkins, David will get an excellent cut. He won’t just get a snip. Fem-Me can assure that he's cut and styled in a way that will perfectly frame his pretty face and enhance his looks. You want him to look nice?"
"Yes ……. But the cost! And I wasn't expecting make-up......"
"I feel quite shocked that David doesn't wear make-up already. I'm surprised he doesn't suffer from FOMO. Such a pretty young man. If he's going for interview and competing on the jobs market it's important that he looks his best."
"But ......"
"I realise it's a big commitment Mrs Hodgkins but I'm sure you will be pleased with the results. Our salon girls will give him exactly what he needs. You do want him to be successful, don’t you?”
“Yes…”
“Here they are now."
David's eyes widened as two pretty blonde girls entered wearing matching black latex mini-dress uniforms. “This is Christopher and Tim. They will be overseeing your hair and make-up today.” David was puzzled. He was used to girls being called Chris; after all his mum liked to be called Henry. But Christopher? Tim? Still, they were very attractive.
One of the girls was guided forward by the sales rep, her hand firmly on the girl’s bottom. The girl extended an exquisitely manicured hand with bright red nails that matched her lipstick and shoes. “Hi, I'm Tim would you like to come with me, David?." David took her hand and meekly followed. How could he refuse a girl like that even if her name was Tim?
“David will be in expert hands with Christopher and Tim,” the sales rep purred to Henry as the girls took David through to the back room of the salon. “They'll do all they can to keep him calm and make him feel comfortable.”
"They look gorgeous. Are they twins?"
"Yes, Mrs Hodgkins.”
“Thought so…”
“Their mother brought them here three years ago, although they rather brought themselves. They used to be somewhat unruly young men, always up to mischief. We persuaded her to bring them to Fem-Me when we caught them shoplifting in our B&K store. So much better than taking them to court and all the shame of prosecution and sentencing. We convinced her that there were better ways of paying any fine. Ways that achieved a more positive outcome that would rehabilitate them.”
"And has it?"
"Oh yes. She's delighted with the results and so are we. So should Government: they're always talking about young people not being in work or holding down jobs. The town now has two former tearaways in secure employment. A much better form of community service, if you will. They’ve done a lot of servicing since then. They sucked up their 'punishment' quite readily when they realised it meant they wouldn't have to go to prison or pick up litter.”
“I’m sure.”
“They've become two of our most dedicated hard workers at Fem-Me, very happy to help other young men on their journeys. I'm confident David will come back from the salon not only looking marvellous but with a smile on his face after the twins have finished with him. Satisfaction is guaranteed with those two."
“Good. I feel a bit better about coming here, despite the cost, if it achieves results. And I can’t help admiring your pants. Are they made of leather?”
“I glad you like them. No PVC. It’s hard wearing and good value for money. Bergman and Knightley may be expensive but we are focused on the customer.”
“And were Christopher and Tim wearing rubber dresses?”
“Yes, although we say latex rather than rubber: boys tend to giggle and snigger if we talk about rubbers. Latex sounds much more mature. And it’s so practical in the salon. There’s all manner of squirty, messy things in there that splash them. If you like my pants, why don’t you try a pair while you’re waiting for David. I’m sure you’d look great in them.”
“Will you have my size?”
“Let’s go through to the back room and have a look. If we don’t, you can always try on mine: you look like you’re the same size as me. If you like what you see and want to buy, I’m sure I can find ways of offering you a discount. We like to incentivise new customers. Then we can go through our brochures and discuss other services that Fem-Me and B&K can provide? We find many mothers are keen on these and come back for more.”
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Andy

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