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Hi Everyone
Hope you are all safe and well.
Firstly A quick thing. I may be absent for a little while, hopefully not (fingers crossed) but i have some heavy personal stuff that might mean I don't reply to comments or emails as quick as I would hope. As i say hopefully not ,but just a heads up.
That out of the way lets have some fun.
Now I am not really sure where this might fit into the timeline of our world, by the shirts I have drawn we are in the US, but it is something I just wanted to create, I thought it fun and happy and this is what came out.
I also wanted to put Andy into this simple classic outfit, It is an outfit I myself have worn on many an occasion whist with my dear friends.
Not I am not holding this piece up as one of my best but, I just enjoy it and I hope you will too.
XXX
Andy
Those of you who know the British sitcom The Good Life from the 1970s may get the reference here.
I am a big fan of all retro things like that and have to admit Margo is very much in my head when I write Aunt Jane's Dialogue in my art.
Below is one of the sweetest examples of why I love and adore vinyl pants, you just have to know what you will be letting yourself in for, especially in public.
Hi Andy.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Margo ever wore any latex clothing in the Good-life, but Andy looks wonderful & I do like his delicate bracelet of pearls. I imagine that Lady Jane asked him to retrieve those books for her, and that she checked everyone was on the lower shelves. There's nothing like finding an embarrassing task for him to do whilst trying to remain silent in a library.
I bet you look totally gorgeous in your black latex leggings & blouse.
I can recommend mineral makeup, use it myself as others can irritate my skin a bit, but a funny video with her trousers creaking like that.
Hope you work out your personal things soon & life becomes easier for you.
Love & lots of hugs xxx
Hi Mandy
DeleteI do recall Margo wearing a nice riding outfit once, but it is her voice that informs Aunt Jane's tone.
I love the sound of vinyl pants and yes mine do look nice on, so much so that they attracted the wandering hand of a stranger in a club one night back in lyon.
So you think, like S, that this is all Aunt Jane's doing and yet another glorious way to embarrass her beloved nephew.
I like it
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And thank you for your kind thought, things are calm right now xx
DeleteI have always imagined that Janes' timbre was more akin to Princess Anne, but I'm sure you are correct.
DeleteGood to hear things are calming down.
Take care, more hugs xxx
I always imagined Lady Jane as sounding like another BBC Lady of that era. Diana Moran, the Green Goddess.
DeleteOh that is interesting Kitka and you Mandy.
DeleteWhere I say Margo I refer to her attitude when speaking to "Tradesmen" very superior, however the accent and tone of voice I always imagined being Liz Hurley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5x7QQMptSU
My problem with Margo was that she came across as completely joyless whereas Diana had a wicked sense of humour :)
DeleteI do rather agree with Kitka about Margo. I always felt rather sorry for poor Jerry. What surprises me is that no-one has spoken out for Barbara Good. As played by Felicity Kendall she could be a total minx. She also had a refined accent but without the haughty grandeur of Margo, as well as having an impish sense of fun and mischief, and a lovely elfin figure. Surely exactly the accent, manner, style and poise that we see Jane creating in her Andrew. Not that he needs much assistance except in the feminisation department. So let's hear it for Barbara, please!
DeleteMeanwhile, given Andy's mention of Tradesmen above (honest it wasn't me who started it) a little Margo quote on the phone to a garage:
"I don't care if the spare parts come from Mars. Go and collect them. 'A bottle-neck in the Lube Bay'? What does that mean in English? Well say Lubrication then."
Margo will know all about Lubrication and dealing with the Tradesman's Entrance. Poor Jerry! (In fact, what a lucky guy Jerry might turn out to be. It makes their relationship entirely understandable. Who wouldn't for Margo? You start to see what Andrew might like about his Auntie besides her accent...)
S xx
(Yes, naughty. But it's that naughty, impish, elfin Andy wot started it with his talk about Tradesmen.)
'...Margo will know all about Lubrication and dealing with the Tradesman's Entrance.'
DeleteOh my goodness, that's started a hare running! No wonder that when she was visited by Tom or Barbara she was often wearing Marigolds.
Will I never thought I would be writing a dissertation on the joys of The Good Life, with special attention to Margo Leadbetter (two Ts)
DeleteYou speaking of Lubrication, well I think that sums Margo up, (starchy Sturges, as she was called at school) because beneath that snobbish and joyless persona beats a very sexual, if repressed, woman, In one episode she literally seduces Jerry.
And despite the occasional run in with the pigs,She is also a fiercely loyal friend to Tom and Barbara, so often offering to bail the pair out "Cheque book Jerry"
I would also not feel sorry for Jerry, he is more than a match for Margo, he recognises her snobbishness , but accepts it as part of what he loves about her and he does love her and in no way is he down trodden and able to give as good as he often gets.
So yes Barbra is cute and fun and pixieish, but for me Margo is glamour and commanding.
I some time think I was born way to early.
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I've now acquired a fixation on Margo as a lifestyle Domme. Thanks to all :)
DeleteIt is not a bad daydream xx
DeleteA second attempt at writing this after the first on my phone collapsed.
ReplyDeleteThis is doesn't need to back to Confucianism and the origins of relective practice. Reflective practice can be used by the writer to gain insight into their approach but it can also be used as a defence mechanism. The writer may self-deprecate but it this mere deflection. It disarms the reader and the critic. It blocks lines of attack: avenues of approach are plugged and arguments totter.
Let us consider a recent example: "Not I am not holding this piece up as one of my best". As readers will notice, this absolute arrant nonsense. The defence totters more than Andy does in his 5" Louboutin heels. His defence argument squeaks as nuch as his vinyl pants, and Snaps, Cracks and Pops (so fortunate he had his breakfast Rice Krispies before going to the Library this morning) when confronted by the facts: Andy in his pristine white shirt (or blouse as Jane calls it), his tight PVC and heels is a vision of perfection. The biggest danger that he Pops his lovely vinyl pants but there's just enough stretch in his perfectly fitting Balmain's.
The defendant may self-deprecate ... but they can clean it up themselves. At least the vinyl will wipe clean. Not that he can, of course. His Hummingbird will prevent that. Which takes us to the reason why Andy is in the University Library today......
As we know, for some while Jane has been training her nephew. Not just to become a feminine beauty, but to be an assistant agent. There are some places Jane cannot go without being recognised or suspected. But a pretty, gauche sissy boy is unlikely to arouse suspicion, although there is a high likelihood of other things becoming aroused. (As we can see from the charmed looks of the students, particularly the young lady.) The trouble is Andy lacks confidence about his espionage cover, in the same way he lacks confidence in his artistry. He also needs to get better at reading her covert messages, if he is going to raid the crepuscular depths of The Dark Institute's research archive in Palo Alto for her and The Sisterhood.
DeleteJane is preparing him for the mission by getting him to navigate the library. His little writhes in response to the dots and dashes she sends to his Hummingbird ensure that the hums and throbs of his vibrating plug are masked by the squeaks and crackles of his vinyl. She started him gently on the fiction shelves. "Tunc" was too easy. He quickly identified "Unsticky", although he had to ask whether they stocked Chick Lit. (Of course they did, it was a copyright library, but he had to ask the assistant which was another way of getting his confidence up.) Jane then had a little fun getting him to find "Good in Bed", then made him graduate to "Life Swap", "In Her Shoes", "Daddy's Girls", "My Best Friend's Girls" and "The Starter Wife". Just when he was getting comfy, she moved him to a different section. Time for something more serious. He had "Great Expectations" quickly and moved in on "Our Mututal Friend" with ease. Time for something even harder. "Non-fiction" she tapped out on her computer which quickly converted to little trembles and suppressed moans in her assistant, masked by squeaks. The picture on her screen from the spy camera hidden in the O of the "BOY" insignia in his gold neckchain showed that he was shifting aisles. All his training was paying off. Despite walking in heels, no doubt with bottom wiggling, the image was steady. His head must be high and serene. What to choose as a final test? "Darwin", she thought. No, that would be too easy. "On the Origin of Species", maybe. No, it was time to reward him, he had been so good Steadily she typed: "On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life". Her young assistant's glowed and his mouth opened.......
Fabulous work. Truly fabulous. Andy never looked better.
Your S xxxxxx
And the video is the perfect accompaniment to Andy's predicament.
Deletexxx
Awwww bless you my dear S, my self deprecation is honest, there is something about the background characters which are flat and unfinished, but I had been working on this one for a week and needed it done so as not to lose it in the uncompleted section of my archives.
DeleteBless you for your super comments, you really let your imagiunation fly.
Yes perhaps you have for the setting I could not, perhaps this is an Aunt Jane adventure and Andy is , as you say, in training,or undercover.Loving the Morse code being sent to his hummingbird, what a super idea and one I shall steal and originate later one LOL.
Bless you for taking such time and care over your comments, your imagination fuels mine in return.
Biggest hugs
XX
I'm surprised. You really need Andy to study his Vanessa Pur videos more conscientiously. But then he may well use his body lotion for other purposes ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAARDZF_t5Q ). And of course, squeaking is part of the fun. Aunt Jane will also know that it will be easier for her sissy, sorry agent, to hide in plain sight if people are distracted by his squeaking pants.
DeleteI think the skin cream might be an idea if one was attending a movie or play. But the creaky squeak is all part of ether fun, agent or not xxx
DeleteOn the basis of recent Saturday night offerings, I think you may have the basis for a new light entertainment show, "I Can Hear Your Squeak". My mind revolves around Amanda Holden and Davina McCall chanting "Let's hear you squeak" ..... possibly, I hope, followed by "Take them off, take them off" as panellists try to identify whose legs have emitted such a set of rasps, crackles and pops.
DeleteQuite the interesting scene. The quiet of a library setting disrupted and dispersed by the gentle, buzzing occasionally distracting those that come to peruse the books and bathe in the quiet and serenity of the setting.
ReplyDeleteThe confused Librarian, the amused co-ed and the annoyed gentleman all zeroing in on the whereabouts of the delicate sound. As is Andrew was not precocious enough, the occasional distraction of his anointed and deposited Hummingbird make the already tight pants difficult to bend and find his allotted books.
. . . . but of course, practice, practice, practice.
I am surprised the gentleman does not have his phone out to remember the moment.
Well, there may of course be no buzzing. It's just my interpretation. I wonder what our Blog Meister will admit? But can he ever confess about being on a secret training mission for Auntie? We'll have to wait and see.
DeleteHello Lee, Hello S Blog Meister here.
DeleteThank you so much my dear Lee, you have followed the gallery of characters round as they are distracted by the strange sounds, but as S thought, I imagined no sound from the hummingbird, all the noises were from Andy's sticky vinyl pants (as illustrated by the video) The hummingbird would have been inactive until that one stretch too far and click the tight rose bud of Andy's bottom and the un-giving vinyl slide together and the 'bird takes flight.
Will he be able to straighten up and proceed without giving his predicament away, or is he destined to remain in place, panting and wriggling until his moment passes.
That is up to you
XXX
The only potential problem with that scenario is that in my experience my vinyl 'Freddy's' tend to turn my B Vibe off rather than on. I expect the Hummingbird is more sophisticated though.
DeleteHi Kitka
DeleteI imagine it is a kind of tinder box reaction, the heat and friction causing the'bird to awaken.
As for your issue with your Freddy's my head is spinning with delightful images
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He is suffering the Snap and the Crackle, there may be even more embarrassment when the Pop finally arrives. Though the pants may definitely hold it in.
DeleteMmmmmm yes I think the Pop! is on it's way Lee XXX
DeleteVery nice art and scene it depicts. I thought first the hummingbird from the heat and friction had a little reaction in the pants. The funny video sure explains that theory away. Noisy pants when you want to be inconspicuous sure is a problem. Otherwise vinyl pants are lovely.
ReplyDeleteHi Aidan, thank you so much, yes that was the idea behind it, yes Andy could blend in, he looks like any other gorgeous young lady in the fashion. But those constantly crackling pants, mean no mater what, he will stand out.
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