It has happened again!
Hi everyone, this is Amanda Keira once again reporting for Smoothslick'n'shiny on the mysterious Latexium curse which still has a grip in British Actress and style icon Emma Watson
The latest 'Event' took place at the Cannes yacht Club in the glamorous south of France. Miss Watson, though no longer an official spokesperson for Lancome, looked impeccable as ever, with classic red lips and intricate eyes and was reported to be as bright and charming as ever. However It would appear the curse has either developed a sense of place or a sense of humour,for within an hour of her arrival at the Gala dinner, Miss Watsons simple red Dior dress had utterly transformed into a polished and slick pastiche of a Naval Uniform, complete with Gold rings on her cuffs and a cap to complete.
To be honest, the effect was sunning. The tiny black Latex dress, little more than a jacket, was as smooth and shiny as any prepared by one of the larger fetish fashion houses, such as House of Harlot or Honour and showed off the pretty Actresses curves and legs to perfection.
As ever throughout this the young beauties cool never visibly wavered and, despite cutting her photo call to this one shot, she remained to dance the night away in her own simple elegant and quintessentially British style.
Leaving the event I was fortunate enough to grab a couple of questions.
E.W.... That is a good way to put it,difficulties but thank you. Thank you so much. Still, at least it was in keeping. I think these rings make me a Captain don't they? It is just a shame it is so brief.
S.S.S..... The cap was a nice touch.
E.W........I have absolutely no idea where that came from.
S.S.S .....Is the curse diminishing at all.
E.W.......To a degree yes, I think it is. I have certain things which work against it. Leather will not turn into Rubber so my jacket collection is safe.But I must admit this (pauses in thought) ....kind of..intelligent? Transformation is a little un-nerving, if having all your clothes turn into Rubber is not un-nerving enough. So perhaps it is not as random as first thought.
As this point Miss Watsons car appeared and with a smile, a wave and compliment on my own heels, was gone.
Emma Watson. Actress, Model, Style icon, but most of all a true beauty both inside and out.
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For SmoothSlick'n'Shiny I'm Amanda Keira Louboutin.