Tuesday, 29 August 2023

The Sisterhood in New York: A Special Report

 

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Hi Everyone
  Just breaking in to bring you  a suspicion which has been circulating the S.S.n.S offices for some time now.
  It was first brought to our eyes by our US correspondent Amanda Keira at the beginning of the year and now we feel confident enough to share it.
  It is now our strong belief that Real Housewives of New York's cast are really a chapter of The Sisterhood
 Yes shocking news I know but please look at these following images and tell me we are wrong.

What follows are extracts from Amanda Keira's report.


Bethenny Frankel 52
   Very much the classic image of mature sophistication and control, whether in leather or Latex , she exudes confidence and commands swift obedience.
  Known for her gentle touch she is easily underestimated, however this can be her greatest advantage when recruiting  potential new "Guests"




Jenna Lyons 55
  A stylish business woman, elegant and charming, it is said her voice can calm the most nervous of "Guests"

However it is my belief that Ms Lyons my be a new recruit to the Sisterhood.
 In this intercepted clip, sent between the group members, she  shows herself in a position of weakness. This is a position which we all understand no long term member of the Sisterhood would ever allow themselves to be shown in.
   


Sadly I believe Ms Lyons has been punished for this error. This footage was taken in the Midtown gallery known to be a front for The Sisterhoods activities. 
This Latex bound figure, carrying no price tag, was on display for one week. A week during which time, the usually very high profile Ms Lyons's absence from the local scene, was noticed with great shock by all.
 



 Dorinda medley 58
  It is my belief that Ms Medley is a moderate member of the Sisterhood, a step away from the strict demands of the main body. Her nature seems lighter, however this must not deflect us from the truth.
Her style, age and beauty are all conducive with membership of The Sisterhood



Even being arrogant enough to post a thinly veiled reference to the Tuesday nights when it is believed  new "guests" of the Sisterhood are delivered and unwrapped prior to being placed within the Sisterhoods city wide network .
 

It is my belief it was on such a Tuesday that Andy Watson pasted though Ms Medleys hands.  



Lisa Rinna 60
Finally I come to what I believe to be the most dangerous member of the group.
Her place within the group is not clear for it is my belief that she may have once been a governess and rose to the high table of the Sisterhood. She may be the groups strictest member, not easily defied and not easily pleased.


Confident and assured she is no stranger to self promotion, employing her own videographers and crew




 This report was filed by Amanda Keira a few days ago and if you have more information on this please contact us at the usual  points.
We have not heard from Amanda Keira since this message was received, but we hope to hear more very soon
Stay tuned,
XXX
Andy
    



  
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6 comments:

  1. Aidan29 August 2023 at 22:56

    Oh wow very comprehensive report. I am totally convinced you are right.
    Gosh I do hope Miss Keira is alright and not been captured by a nefarious force. xxxx

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    1. Andy.latex30 August 2023 at 20:22

      Hi Aidan, still no update from Amanda Keira, but I am sure she is fine. I am glad you are convinced by the evidence XXX

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  2. Anonymous30 August 2023 at 06:41

    As ever, we are indebted to Ms Keira. Her intrepid researches have laid bare (except for a thin layer of skin tight latex) the grim reality of the Real Housewives of New York. Clearly we all need to be more attentive to this intruder to our homes, disseminating subtle Sisterhood propaganda through our televisions. An incentive to watch closely to detect any further warning signs.

    Thank you Andy for such a revealing report from your brave corrspondent. I can only hope that Lady Jane has you both sequestered in a safe house out of reach of The Sisterhood's insidious tentacles.

    S xxx

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    1. Andy.latex30 August 2023 at 20:26

      It is gratifying to know Amanda Keira's investigation has convinced you of the hidden agenda of these ladies. We will keep an eye on them and their various activities.
      Amanda Keira has not yet made contact, but we are happy she is well away from the potential backlash.
      Bless you my dear S
      xxx

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  3. Lee30 August 2023 at 14:52

    I doubt if any of these "Housewives" have done any housework other than ordering their staff about. Though, they all look good (with enough make-up and dressers). A lot better than Ladies in their fifties looked when I was younger.

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    1. Andy.latex30 August 2023 at 20:28

      You are correct my dear Lee, housewives work is not for these well manicured hands. This is why they procure such helpless staff to do their work for them.
      More information to follow
      xx

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