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It is with great shock we bring you an update regarding the report into the New York cell of the Sisterhood, fronted by The Real wives of New York.
These images and clips have been sent to us via an anonymous source, with a coded threat to back off.
The following shocking image was taken in the hotel room from which she was conducting her investigations.... Ladies and Gentlemen, drugged and sealed in Latex, we believe they have taken Amanda Keira
The time code on this is exactly one day later
And this, one day later still
We await news.................................
Lee
ReplyDeleteIf The Sisterhood don't already own the hotel, the cleaning crew are going to be in for a shock. I do hope Ms. Keira shows up soon.
ReplyDeleteOh,double gosh, beautiful latex, however I do hope we get back our Miss Keira.
ReplyDeletePoor Amanda Keira. These are the kind of perils that modern journalism faces. The rise of clickbait stories has already endangered the workings of decent journalism, with the funding of proper inevstigative stories at an all time low. It's high calibre journalism of the type practised by Ms Keira that we need in these desperate times. How else can devious organisations like The Sisterhood and fiendish ones like The Dark Institute be held to account. Only Private Eye and exemplars like Ms Keira stand firm and shed light on the dark forces of fake news and financial (and moral) corruption.
ReplyDeletePlease can SmoothSlicknShiny start a campaign to 'Free Amanda Keira! Free the Latex One!' ?
S writing in desperate times.
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Following Mistress Leather Beth's comment, should we be in any way surprised that posters have been defaced to read "Free tickles with Amanda Keira! Free goes with the Latex One!' It seems Miss Louboutin has become rather resigned to her captivity. Or is that snuggling down in captive bliss?
DeleteFrom what we know of Miss Amanda Keira Louboutin, I would suspect that she is finding her captivity very much to her liking. Her captors may soon realise that they have bitten off more than they can chew.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure many members of The Sisterhood would like a chew.
DeleteI would gladly volunteer to help rescue Miss Louboutin, but I might have to keep her in a safe house for a while to help with her recovery from her ordeal. She may need to be slowly brought out of her drone state as a sudden release may be too much of a shock. It may take days, weeks or maybe longer.
ReplyDeleteRubberH,
DeleteYou clearly have a deep understanding of Ms Loubtoutin's predicament. Your kindness will be greatly appreciated by her over many fruitful and sticky weeks.