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Hello and thank you for visiting my blog. Well it is not so much a blog more a place to share all the things i have written, drawn and generaly played with over the last 10 years. Most of them are related to my love of smooth slick Latex and shiny PVC, as well as the delights of feminization. I also have a huge crush on British TV presenter Carol Vorderman (The perfect model of the older woman) as well as the gorgeous Keira Knightley. (more my age). There will be nothing harsh or nasty here, just fun things, naughty things, sexy things and yes, well, Kinky things. Basically it's a stroll through the kinky lanes of my mind. hope you have fun. XXX

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Monday, 12 January 2026

New Art: Did I Miss Something Jane?

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On Patreon Today
Until our Friend
Christeen returns,
which we all very 
much hope she does 
soon" the world of
Bergman & Knightley
will do it's very best to 
fill the huge gap.
Today starts a 3 or 4 
part continuation series
set in an exotic background




Hi Everyone
    As promised here we are and we have some catching up to do, not only with my own art but with lots of Wednesday treats, from our dear friends and contributors.
   First though a trip back to the end of last year and a bit of winter sun for our favourite sissy boy.We also get to find out from where those curves came from, though many of you have already guessed that over on Patreon.
  Big hugs and big cuddles
XXX
Andy



Sunday, 4 January 2026

Hello

 



Hi Everyone

   Just a quick pop in to say, i should be back next Monday. I'ts been a tiring slog over Christmas, with one very nice bright spot 😉😉

So I hope you all had a lovely time.

My very best wishes

XXXX

Andy

Tuesday, 23 December 2025

Seasons Greetings

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Another glimpse
into the world of
Fem-Factory. Who
or what is Fem-Factory
well we will find out in
time, but I will say it
is a more high street
boutique than the
famous Bergman and
Knightley department
store. 



Hi Everyone
    Here is the last post of the year, simple Christmas wished from our beloved Andy and his Aunt Jane.
This may be the Ai version, but I promise there will be more Andy and Aunt Jane art coming in the new year, but until then I need a rest for a few weeks.
 As you know it has been a hard year of me, as I am sure it has been for many of you my friends, so time for a rest.
  Until the blog returns in the new year, Patreon is fully loaded with fun to keep you all entertained with some images from Bergman & Knightley, Fem-Factory and the real world as Ai continues to bleed into my world.
  So my best wishes for the season and I will see you all back here soon and may you all be embraced by the one you love.
XXX
Andy



 

Friday, 19 December 2025

Wonderful Christeen

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A call back to a
piece created a few
months back, maybe
even a year, when
Aunt jane accepted
an invitation to
take to the saddle
with the Sisterhood.
Time to reveal what 
happened.




Hi Everyone
   As I said last time I am crazy busy right now having taken on some seasonal shop work, so lets continue with some classic Christeen and then after Christmas and a short break, we can get back to an idea Christeen came up with.
   Big ,but very weary hugs
XX
Andy
Ps Next weeks Monday post will be on Tuesday.
XX






Monday, 15 December 2025

New Art. Return to Service

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On Patreon Today
We have another 
stand in the works
this is about a small 
shop on a nearby high
street where, Boys
go to become their feminine
best, without the touch
of darkness the Bergman
stories have






Hi Everyone
    So tired, I have taken on some shop work over the build up to Christmas along side my bar and club work so I have very little candle to burn at the moment, but I need to make some money as we all do.
  But taht is my problem, as for Christeen problem, there is light at the end of the tunnel or at least is twinkle, so hopefully Christeen may be back soon.In the meantime we have a plan to bring her work to you, but please bear with me, I need to take the direct route for the the moment and when i get time I will work on bringing Christeen back.
   So lets see what wee have today. Its the full version of a piece from Patreon a few weeks ago.
 It is a piece that reunites our love birds in a sweet moment as they plan a surprise for there beloved Aunt Jane.
 Super big hugs.
XX
Andy

Ps
As I write this post I am watching BBC Strictly come dancing  and Kylie is wearing a gorgeous white latex down,Stand by to see that on here soon
XX





    



Friday, 12 December 2025

Classic Christeen

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On Patreon Today.
This is a chance 
to get away to the
sun for a few minutes
and who better to get
away with that in 
the company of
our sweet thero/Heroine
and his beloved Aunt.
However Aunt Jane
seems to have brought
so company






Hi Everyone.
  So I have send Emails to Christeen regarding your kind offer to help with her issues and as soon as I hear I will reply to you. Also, we have seen she has seen all your comments' and offers here and perhaps between us and with her skill we can get her back with us soon.
  In the meantime,Friday would not be the same without Christeen and so lets go back to a few of my own downloaded faves, after all if it were not for the influence of Christeen, there would not be an Andy and Jane.
  XXX
Andy








  

Wednesday, 10 December 2025

Wednesday wonders

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Hi Everyone
    Just popped in to bring a fun Wednesday round up, featuring another great story from Skinnie Stallion, this one from the world of Bergman & Knightley,an amazing performance from the one and only Kylie Minogue, A look through the Shiny Lens and a few more treats

   First up an amazing moment. The other day I came home late and turned on the Graham Norton show and was knocked sideways when one of my favourite actresses Kate Winslet appeared in this stunning dress.She is so natural and beautiful and as she said, she is 50 looks fabulous so why not .She looks so amazing .








Next we cast the shiny lens back to the time when blog favourite Emma Watson was struggling with the Latexium curse.
Covered up at the time the truth can now be revealed, Glossy and wet right down to the transformation those iconic heels



Though she kept it a secret, the shiny lens reveals why Sally Nugent seemed distracted the other day on the breakfast sofa.



Now a little gift from our dear Amber. On the Patreon we have been visiting Bergman Hosts, caring for those sweet Bergman Boys.
These are Ambers very own take on there experiences




For those who have never seen the add.


Now lets sit back and enjoy that amazing performance  and I have no doubt you are as delighted as I am that she is getting more use of that amazing latex outfit.




No way to top that...Oh hang on, yes there is. Over to you Skinnie



My Grandson Barbie

By

Skinnie Stallion


Agnes put her feet up, savouring the aroma of fresh coffee intermingling with the sweet scent of her Dundee cake starting to rise.  It was nice that Ethel was coming round for coffee and cake.   She would enjoy having a relaxed chat and introducing her friend to Peter.


It had been Sonia’s idea to send Peter down south to stay with Agnes for the summer.   It was his own fault.   It was obvious from his results that he’d not studied.  He’d not put in the work.  Maybe moving out of the Halls of Residence for his second year had been a bad idea.  The travel to lectures wouldn’t have helped.  His choice of rooms near the station had never seemed sensible.  Now term had finished, Sonia didn’t want him lounging around at home or going out to bars with old school friends.  And he could kiss goodbye to any thoughts of getting a holiday job and saving up to go to Ayia Napa or Ibiza.   He needed to stay focused on his Business Studies Course and be ready for resits at the end of the summer.   If he didn’t pass those, he could kiss goodbye to his third year in Newcastle.  


Sonia knew she’d be of no practical assistance herself; she’d just end up shouting at him if he didn’t study.   She had no head for figures, but her mum had been a successful businesswoman, which is why Agnes had been able to afford to retire to the south coast as well as helping out with some of Peter’s university costs.   Fortunately Peter had  always got on well with his Gran.  She might be a bit eccentric and have a rather wayward dress sense for a woman her age, but perhaps she could get him to see sense and help him with his studies.  It might not be much of holiday for Peter but he needed to knuckle under and work if he was going to avoid getting chucked out.   


Agnes couldn’t understand why Peter was having problems.   He’d always been a bright boy.   It had been his choice to study Business Studies.   She’d have preferred him to have studied something a bit more academic but he was adamant.  He ought to be sailing through the course.   The penny dropped for her during the first tutorial she’d given him.  The day after he arrived, she tried to explain ledger accounting to him.  When she started to use his bank statements to go through Debtors and Creditors she’d been dumbfounded.  There was more money in his account than she could believe.  Money had been coming in regularly throughout the last two terms.   Every week, he’d been depositing a thousand pounds or more in cash.   


At first she  wondered whether he had a job, but what job would pay that kind of money to an unqualified student?  The money definitely wasn’t coming from Sonia.   This was more money than Sonia was earning and it was being paid in as cash.   Agnes quickly dismissed her second thought that he had been stealing: the weekly amounts were too similar and regular.  Her suspicions were already forming.   She knew she had to confront him and get to the bottom of this.   And she also needed to teach him about compound interest: the silly goose was keeping all that money in his current account.  He needed a deposit account with a decent rate of interest.


“Peter, I need to talk to you about these, pointing to the columns of incoming payments,” she said as she leafed through the statements.  Peter began to shake as Agnes moved closer to him on the sofa.  He couldn't believe his stupidity in letting her see his statements.   He knew she wouldn’t let it rest till she found out the truth, and he wasn’t going to start lying to her.  He never had, and he never would.  “How have you got all this money?  It can’t be a job given the size of all the amounts.  Have you been doing OnlyFans?  I know some girls get a lot of money that way.  I guess boys can too.   But that wouldn’t come in as cash, would it?”

“No Gran.   Not OnlyFans.”

“Ok not OnlyFans but something similar?  Something on the internet”

“Not really.”   Peter trembled.  He wasn’t quite lying. He might have used AdultWork to get noticed initially but he’d taken down his profile as soon as word of mouth had started to spread.   He didn’t want any of his friends finding it.


“Ok, well what?”


Agnes’ jaw had dropped when Peter told her what he’d been doing in the afternoons and weekends when he should have been studying.    He might be an attractive young man and popular with the girls, but she knew well enough that he wasn’t the type of boy who was cut out to be a gigolo, as her generation knew male escorts.   It appeared that he had ‘friends’, as he referred to them, who visited or he called round most afternoons.  Friends who preferred him wearing a dress.   Men as well as women.  Some were clearly older ladies, who liked taking a younger man in hand.


The silly goose.   If only he’d talked to her first.  At least he was still in one piece and hadn’t been physically hurt by his experiences although she expected he’d received some chastisement and rather firm spankings from a few of his friends, particularly the ladies. One lady had a particular penchant for collecting him on Friday afternoons to stay the weekend in her luxury apartment near Whitley Bay.  She kept him as her plaything and maid, returning returned him to his flat Newcastle  on Monday mornings still in his maid’s uniform.   No wonder he missed lectures on Monday morning, but he was being so handsomely remunerated for his services.


Agnes knew what she needed to do.   She called Bergman and Knightley immediately after she finished her tutorial.   Bergmans had called round to collect him that very afternoon, more than willing to oblige one of their Platinum Card holders.   One week later, she was looking forward to seeing what they’d accomplished.


At ten-thirty, the doorbell rang.  “Am I early?” were Ethel’s first words.


“Not at all, dear.  Perfect timing.   Come in.  The coffee’s just brewed.   Go through to the lounge and I’ll bring it through.  Cake?”

“Ooh, yes dear.”  Ethel sniffed.  “You know I love your Dundee cake.  Now what’s this surprise you’ve got for me.  I can’t believe it’s just the cake.”


The two friends had been talking for nearly half an hour when Agnes heard a van pull up outside.  The doorbell rang at precisely eleven. Bergmans were nothing if not reliable.  “I’ll get that,” said Agnes heading for the door.  “I’m sure that’ll be Peter.”


An attractive young girl was waiting outside.   Agnes noted that the white van was discreetly unmarked to avoid arousing neighbour curiosity, but the girl’s uniform of white blazer, black pencil latex skirt and heels immediately identified her as a B&K representative.   “Ms Elkins?   I’m Maya from Bergman and Knightley.  We have a delivery for you.   Are we Ok to bring him in?”

“Yes, certainly.   In the hall will be fine.”


The girl gestured to two well-built ladies in leather jackets, leather trousers and work boots who started to open the van’s rear doors.  “You may want to give us a few minutes while we bring him in and uncrate him.   We’ll clear away any mess.  If it’s OK, I’ll call you when he’s ready.”     Agnes was eager to see B&K’s handiwork but, maintaining her patience, consented.   He’d been away a week, another few minutes wouldn’t make much difference.   She’d only been back in the lounge for ten minutes when there was a gentle knock and a head poked round the door.   “All done,” said Maya.   “Please can you come and inspect him, and sign the delivery docket and invoice?”


“Certainly dear,” said Agnes, helping Ethel out of her seat.  They gathered beside Maya as the girl drew back a red sheet to reveal a blue and pink display box with art deco flourishes housing a life size doll.    Agnes heart leapt with joy as she saw what Bergmans had accomplished.   It exceeded her wildest dreams.   “He looks wonderful!” she exclaimed.


“Oh goodness,” squeaked an astonished Ethel.


“We went with your feminisation proposal, but given our new Barbie range, we decided to go the full Barbie with him and personalise the packaging for you. May I present to you your new ‘My Grandson Peter Barbie’ fully feminised, bimbofied and Barbiefied.” said Maya.  


“Ooooh!”  There were admiring shrieks of delight from Agnes and Ethel. 


“We turned him blonde for the full Barbie effect although his roots will need retouching in  a few weeks.   He’s wearing an off-the-shoulder, black latex midi bodycon hobble dress from our Rhys Jenner Boys Will be Girls™ range and a pair of B&K’s standard 5” heel courts.  I hope you approve.  Latex definitely suits him.  The packaging has a rear entrance, as does his dress, so you can present him to friends and guests and have lots of fun unboxing and unwrapping.   This is your remote.”  Maya proffered a small device towards Agnes but Ethel grabbed it like an excited child and started to press buttons. “As you can see, he’s been encased and lacquered with B&K’s Perma-Gloss™ Shell Finish so his make-up will never run, he’ll have a permanent shine and he’s stiff but fully poseable like any good Barbie doll.”


Agnes raised an eyebrow.  “Stiff?” she enquired.

“Oh, not there, of course.  His little thing’s encased in the Perma-Gloss™ shell and will stay small and limp however hard he tries and strains.”


“How sweet,” said Ethel.


“His shell finish has been padded and moulded to give him some cleavage and enhance his curves.   It’s quite rigid, although he can still feel sensations if he’s touched or caressed.”


“Or fucked?” interjected Ethel while pointing the remote at the box.  Peter’s eyelids started to flutter as his plug sprang into life.   This was so humiliating.   It hadn’t been so bad when it was the girls in the workshop playing with him, but not in front of his Gran and whoever this rather crude, old lady was.   Why hadn’t Gran told him that she shopped at B&K?  He loved going in their Newcastle store but only to browse.   It was only recently that he felt he had enough money to afford the items he hankered after.


A person with blonde hair and blue eyes

AI-generated content may be incorrect.“Yes, while fucked or fingered.   Obviously no lacquer has been applied in those sensitive, intimate areas so he’ll feel every stroke.  He just won’t be able to move himself, but you or any of his partners will be able to move his head, arms and legs like any good doll.  And adjust and open his mouth.   He can’t speak but he can still use his tongue.”   


“How sensible,” added Agnes, “but can he hear?  I do want him to be able to continue with his studies.”


As the tempo of his plug began to increase, Peter blinked and tried to catch his Grandmother’s eye to no avail.  He was full of regret for what he’d done during the last two terms.   He wanted to shout ‘Grandma, please, I promise to try harder at uni,’ but his mouth remained frozen in the same delicate ‘O’ from when he’d sucked the last of the B&K Boys just before being installed in his box and taken to the despatch bay.


“Yes, we followed your wishes,” continued Maya.  “He can still hear and see perfectly.   He can hear every word we’re saying now, and can move his eyes and flutter his eyelashes to communicate.   Our therapists and technicians have given him basic ‘speech’ training but his vocabulary is still quite limited.  You’ll need to learn them too if you’re going to understand him.   He currently knows:  ‘Yes’, ‘No’, ‘Please’, ‘Thirsty’, ‘Hungry’, ‘Poo’, ‘Piss’, ‘Bottom’, ‘Mouth’, ‘Plug, ‘Cock’, ‘More’, ‘Less’, ‘In’, ‘Out’, ‘Slow’, ‘Fast’, ‘Deep’, ‘Hard’, ‘Vibrate’, ‘Thrust’, ‘Stop’ and ‘Thank you’.   So, for example, ‘More cock’ would be fluttering his eyelashes fast then opening his eyes wide.  More words and phrases are listed in the manual if you are happy to train him.  I do hope that you are satisfied Ms Elkins.”


“He’s perfect.  I could not be happier dear,” said Agnes. 


“That buzzing seems to be getting louder,” said Ethel.


A person standing next to a doll

AI-generated content may be incorrect. Peter’s eyes bulged as his plug sprang ramped up its intensity.   He wanted to squirm but was restrained by his rigid shell.  He knew he was already beginning to  leak.  He closed his eyes tight for a second hoping Maya would notice his request to stop.


“That’ll be his plug, Madam.  I think you’ve put it on to thrust.  Let me just reset him,” said Maya taking the remote from Ethel and pressing the Off button.   “I’m sure you don’t want to exhaust him or his batteries too early.”

“No,” agreed Agnes, taking the remote from Maya. 


“Or make him too sore,” Maya added.   “It is a rather large plug and it’s only there to keep him comfortable, content and always ready.”   


“Quite.   What size did you go for?”

Maya checked the paperwork.  “The workshop report says six inches and two inches diameter.  They found the smaller sizes were too loose in him.   He’s clearly been taking quite a lot of cock.  Well sized ones too.” 


“The naughty boy!” exclaimed Agnes with a smile of delight.   She felt so proud of her grandson.   He was clearly the boy she’d always thought he’d be, and living his dream.  The B&K ‘improvements’ would only enhance his development.


“Do you want to take him out to road test him?   We can go through the features and procedures for feeding and toileting.   Then we just need to complete the paperwork,” said Maya,  “and your warranty.”


“I’m sure everything will be fine.   We can talk through the features.  I don’t want Ethel getting over-excited again,” said Agnes giving her friend a hard stare.   “I’m very satisfied with what Bergmans have done and am happy to sign.”

“Excellent,” said Maya, holding out a document and a pen to Agnes.


Agnes examined the document.   She paused before signing.  “But the invoice says zero.  No charge.  I’m quite happy to pay.”

“Well, as one of Bergman and Knightley’s oldest …”


“Less of the old, dear, please,” interrupted Agnes.


Maya corrected herself: “As one of Bergman and Knightley’s most loyal customers, we thought you deserved this bonus, although there are some conditions we would like to attach.”

“What are they?”

“Given how he has turned out, we would like to use Peter over the summer as a display item in the store at weekends.   Would that be acceptable?”


“Certainly.”


“And given the issues you described when placing your order, I have consulted with our Newcastle store.  They are willing to accommodate him with their resident B&K Boys.   And he can have a weekend job in the store if you choose: that way you can stop his little escorting games and he can cover some of his accommodation costs.  Would that be acceptable?”


“Yes.”

“And if he graduates successfully and is well behaved, B&K will be happy to offer a pretty thing like him a permanent job.   On the shop floor at first of course, like all our trainees so that they understand the business,  then moving to the back office if he acquits himself well.  We wouldn’t want him to waste his degree.   But that’s only if he wants.   A lot of our B&K Boys are happy to stay on the shop floor, or be auctioned, or become part of our loan portfolio.”

“How perfect!” exclaimed Agnes, signing the document with a flourish.  “Are you happy with that Peter?”


Peter blinked twice.


“He says ‘Yes’,” said Maya.


“And will he get any cock?” asked Ethel.


“Oh, I’m sure he’ll be very well catered for.  Our B&K Boys may be feminised in looks, but many of them still have voracious appetites.    Between them, our B&K Girls and management in Newcastle, and our Platinum Card Customers, he should be kept more than happy while not neglecting his studies.”


“Are you happy with that Peter?” asked Agnes.


Peter blinked twice.  


“You promise to study this summer?”


Peter blinked twice again.


“Good.   Why don’t we go through and have some coffee while you take us through the features, Maya?   That’s if you have time.”

“Oh certainly,” agreed Maya.


“And please invite your delivery ladies to come in and join us.   I’m sure Ethel would like to get better acquainted with them.”

“Certainly.   I’ll just go and ask them to come in.”

Agnes and Ethel went into the lounge as Maya turned towards the front door.   Peter hoped that she would notice him as he narrowed his eyes, winked his left eye, and slowly fluttered his left eyelashes, before closing both eyes for a second.   


“You really are a naughty boy,” Maya  muttered.  “All that you cum you swallowed when you were in Packing must have whetted your appetite.  I’ll set you going when I’m in the lounge going through the manual and describing your all features to your Gran.   You are a lucky boy to have such a caring Grandma.  I’ll see you in eight  weeks when we pick you up for shipping to Newcastle before your resits.   We’ll leave it to the Newcastle gals to strip off your Perma-Gloss™ Shell, although I’m sure they and  their B&K Boys will want to have some fun first.   Please make sure you pass.   You’ll enjoy becoming part of the B&K Family.”






Happy Wednesday

XXX


Andy