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Hello and thank you for visiting my blog. Well it is not so much a blog more a place to share all the things i have written, drawn and generaly played with over the last 10 years. Most of them are related to my love of smooth slick Latex and shiny PVC, as well as the delights of feminization. I also have a huge crush on British TV presenter Carol Vorderman (The perfect model of the older woman) as well as the gorgeous Keira Knightley. (more my age). There will be nothing harsh or nasty here, just fun things, naughty things, sexy things and yes, well, Kinky things. Basically it's a stroll through the kinky lanes of my mind. hope you have fun. XXX

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Monday, 7 April 2025

New Art. What Did They Say Andy

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Yes it is a new piece
from the brilliant
Christeen.
Savour each one my
dear friends, because
they will each become 
cherished items. 
Especially when they
are as amazing as
this one





Hi Everyone
 Welcome to Monday. Thank you all for being there and giving me all the support you can, you are all so sweet and kind.
 Ok so we have a new piece of art, shared a few weeks back on patreon.
 It showed Andy clearly dismayed at something and Aunt Jane definitely seems unhappy too, but what could have happened. Is Andy in trouble, is Aunt Jane in trouble?
Well It's time we found out.
Hope you like this.
My biggest hugs to you all,
XX
Andy


Oh my Gosh Aunt Jane on the warpath. Look out you nasty men.

Friday, 4 April 2025

Christeen's Friday Fun

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A new piece of my
own art and this is
classic Andy and Aunt
Jane. Andy once again
looking at the prospect
of both glamorous 
feminisation and
total embarrassment.
 This time though
things will be going 
very couture.



Hi Everyone
 I hope you are well and I hope this piece posts as hoped as this is pre-loaded as I am away for a few days looking after Mum.
  Then one I get back I will be on double shift at the local bar to earn that all important money. 
However money is not everything, fun and games can not be over looked so here is a classic Friday with Christeen.
  You will notice there are only 2 pieces here as Christeen is easing off for a while and who can blame her, I mean it takes me all week to create one piece where Christeen has been making 3 for us.
  So here are 2, there will be another over on Patreon on Monday,but as I said before any new Christeen is a work thing of joy for us.I mean just look at these two.
Also I am hoping Christeen will curate a personal collection for us of her favourites reaching back many years. 
 Enough talk, See you all over the weekend.
XX
Andy




Monday, 31 March 2025

Happy Birthday with new art and lost of fun

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Monday brings
us a new and lovely
image from the 
amazing mind of 
Christeen. This is
a very cute image
one perfect for
our celebration day.




Hi everyone

  So it's a happy birthday everyone, today is our blogs 14th birthday,


not bad for something I started as a bit of fun and I never ever imagined it would lead me here.

With a total of 1498 posts, 16828 comments, and 15,545,528 visits it is now quite a beast and for many years now I have had the honour and privilege of hosting the art of Christeen along side my own. To think the inspiration for so much of my early musings is along side me on my blog. Mind boggling.

 

In the past 14 years I have had so many experiences, some documents on the blog, some not. I have served as a maid to a beautiful loving couple and had so many adventures with them. Have had the amazing experience of a vacbed, been naked on  a dining table and loved a beautiful woman with all my heart and body.

All the time you my friends have followed me and I love you all for just sticking around and being so much fun. 

You are all special to me, but forgive me if I admit some have become friends and have helped me find my way in this world.

So here is a bit of a scatter gun of odd bits and pieces through the years and never fear there is special new art at the very end.

XX



I loved creating captions  https://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2015/07/cute-captions.html

It would be wrong not to include this lady.

When she posted this, we all knew she was naughty, but Like Carol Vorderman, we never imagined where it would lead, until that night.

Amanda Holden has worn some amazing latex outfits in the past few years but this Yellow Atsuko Kudo one (above) , is my favourite. This is rather special too .



This is a sweet little caption for years ago




It would not be a celebration of our blog without a little classic Christeen. Here are two of my favourite, taken from a very long list of favourites




On the 31st March 2011 this was just  a distant fantasy, it was my ultimate dream,that and having a proper relationship with a sexy mature woman and since then both have come perfectly true. 

In January 2023 Carol Vorderman broke the internet when she slipped into latex of a photoshoot,not once but twice, but a few years before that I met my beloved Sheila, a sweet warm beautiful sexy woman near twice my age who loved me and I loved her (we still does from a distance) and gave me the time of my life.

Now I have promised never to share my private pictures so Shei' will have to remain in your imaginations ,however Carol Vorderman, Heck I still can't believe it.


Other Icons have also risen to the heights of Latex . Who could forget Kyies Latex adventure in 2014

and new icons have been made. Though some still only remain in our naughty thoughts, the power of modern Ai taking us on a journey into our imaginations.

I have such a crush on our future Queen. Is that treason? She is also my current screensaver




Here is a reproduction of the very first story I  posted on our blog

PLAYTHING


I ran my fingers about every detail of the foot before me. Smoothing the glistening oil across the rubber in which it was enveloped leaving It with a deep liquid shine. Only when I was perfectly satisfied did I reach for the shoe. For a moment I admired its sensual lines . Its elegant arch, delicate straps and long, dagger like heel. Then gently I slipped it over the offered toes, I heard a soft Oh of surprise as it moulded the tiny foot into the sexy curve only a good 5-inch heel could, Before carefully closing the straps. I drew each together a closed them with a tiny golden lock. For a moment I gazed at the perfect image of femininity, then carefully repeated the act on the other foot. My heart raced as that second lock clicked shut, It was the finishing touch.

I paused, now for a moment, letting the moment hang, then slowly I drew my fingers and eyes up the length of those long legs, glad in skin tight transparent rubber they shone like glass and drifted on for ever as perfect columns of feminine beauty. Finally my eyes came to the white frilled hem of that tiny black rubber skirt, then up across its rippling shimmering surface to that slim waist, encircled now by the ribbons of that shimmering white apron. I swallowed, trying to still my heart, as I travelled on up to the soft blossoming swell of that young bosom , The nipples hard peaked clearly visible beneath the glossy material. Again I swallowed, I trembled as the creamy perfumed skin led me to that neck and finally onto that face the face I had dreamt of a 1000 time, yet framed now by a dark, feather cut, pageboy bob, was a million times more beautiful , from the pale blue eyes soft with innocent tears, that peaked shyly from behind long fluttering lashes, to the soft young rouged cheeks it was a million times more beautiful, yet as gorgeous as it was it was the twin petals of those full moist lips that broke my heart, they hung, rich in there succulent coating of cherry gloss, like dew ripe fruits, wet and heavy with juice. They parted slowly, there liquid velum peeling apart to reveal white teeth and softly a voice more loving and sweet than a morning of bird song, reached my ears.

"Thank you…so very much".

Drawn by that soft tone, like a bee to its nectar I rose until I stood tall above the trembling beauty. Once more now I paused, drinking in the vision before me, the feminine perfection, Then slowly I drew the beauty towards me, until my breath fell on those cherry fruits. We had kissed a hundred times before, our special kiss, our secret kiss on the corner of those lips a place where an eager tongue could slip out to taste my lip gloss. But this kiss would be like no other. I felt the beauty tremble in my arms as slowly I smoothed my glossed lips over those full petals. I felt breath drawn as I controlled them, allowing the glossies of our lips to mingle whilst gently easing them open to allow me to taste the nectar within. I watched those eyes flutter, the long lashes closing down in ecstasy as I luxuriated in the texture of our kiss. Then slowly we parted. I felt panted breath on my lips. On my cheek I heard that soft voice. Tender and dripping with desire.

"I love you Aunty"

"And I love you Andrew….my beautiful Maid".

I looked up from my desk as Andrew entered my office. Today he looks every bit a beautiful as he did , that first time, not so long ago. Only now his body had truly blossomed into that of a very sexy girl and like the most beautiful girls he is never without immaculate make up nor a stunning outfit. Unusually it is fashioned from gleaming rubber or sometimes PVC, but what ever it is it is nearly always very tight and very short. Quite rightly so when you have a body and legs like his. Infact one day a client of mine commented that my Maid was the most beautiful young lady she had ever seen and asked if she had ever thought of modeling. Well I said she had not, but it did lead me to take some photographs of Andrew for myself, wearing some very kinky outfits my favourite being a stunning pale blue airhostess uniform in gleaming rubber.

" Do you like your gift?", I say stroking Andrews botttom beneath the skirt of his maids dress as he bends over to serve

"Yes thank you misstress". He breathed in that kitten soft purr I adore.

"Do you like the way it feels?".

"Oh yes Mistress, so very much"

"would you like it turned on again?".

There is a pause a long one. Then softly "Yes please"

"Good girl". I beckon Andrew to turn round before me. Gently I raise his skirt and ease those tight rubber panties aside. There before me glinting between those soft cheeks, buried in his most secret place is the tip of the plug which 6 hour earlier I had eased up into him. I had surprised him, pressed him over the sink as he was about his chores and slowly worked its wide bulb inside drawing ,sweet girlish gasps and squeals until every inch of it was swallowed. My finger touched the tip, softly I hear it hum and a moment later Andrew lets out a soft gasp and slowly wiggles his hips. Keeping him still I draw the panties up and lower the skirt. Motioning him to turn back to me. He dose, his legs crossed as if dying for the toilet, but with a look on his face like ecstasy itself. For a moment I just watch, and listen to his sharp hungry breaths, then leaning forward I say, "I want you to do something for me"

"Anything Mistress", he half sobs, still all a wriggle.

"Play with yourself, before me".

For a moment he hesitates, it is an instruction he has never heard before, but Andrew needed no second instruction and softly he raised his skirt with one hand and slipped the other into the already bulging panties.

It did not take long, the duel effect of his soft touch and the insistent humming vibration deep inside quickly turn his breath to a passionate panting. I adore this moment, I shift In my seat and as his blue eyes fill with tears of joy and that panting turns to sobs of pleasure, his back arches and with a gasp my beautiful nephew cums and as he dose I here him whisper his love for me.

Elegantly I rise and knowing the sensations rushing through him,hold him until the tears stop, then with great love and tenderness I ease his fingers from their heated place of duty. They are warm and wet. Gently now I draw them to my lips, my tongue drawing in the liquid pleasure. He tastes as sweet as ever. I gaze at him now, so beautiful, so helpless. I guide his fingers from my lips to his, softly running them across, their cherry red surface, coating them richly in his cream.

Andrews eyes widened at the clear implication of my gesture, But I did not need to offer instruction. Slowly, his eyes fixed on mine, his lips part and tentatively his tongue rimmed his lips. Oh I have never seen a face melt in to ecstasy so quickly. His eyes rolled back beneath hooded lids and with a purr he released a deep moan, then to my astonishment for the second time in but a few minutes his back arched and with an even more excited squeal came. His climax rushed on for some time and I felt my darling nephew would pass out with joy, but slowly his breathing rested and I draw him into my arms, tasting his come on his lips with my own.

"I am so sorry mistress", he whispers .his face deep in my breast.

"For what", I purr, "Pleasure is nothing to be sorry for". Gently I ease my fingers once more into those smooth latex panties and I feel his breath deepen. "And this is just the beginning"


and here is another forgotten one 

https://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2020/06/short-story-by-me.html



We can dream. One day


Despite Amanda Holden and Carol Vorderman blowing our minds with their step into latex, there is still one dream, well a couple I fantasies about. However one stands out beyond them all by way of Tv presenters who will probably never slip into latex.
Sally Nugent. We can still dream.That's old school photoshop. None of this modern Ai stuff

https://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2017/03/sally-nugentmystery-latexium-event.html



This clip still inspires me, it is so sweet and delicate I wish I knew where it came from.


Lets not forget we like to get all gooey now and again


How about a little modern Ai art?
Welcome to slickAir




I don't think we will ever forget the moment in 2011 when Emma Watson went from school girl Hermione to fully fledged goddess . All it took was a certain hair cut to reveal it.There was something about that dramatic style.
something boyish. Something very Andy   


I have even had the honour and delight of being the centre of a piece by the brilliant artist Stvkar

Find the rest here
                            https://smoothslicknshiny.blogspot.com/2022/12/a-gift-to-you-all.html


Here is a repost of one the very first pieces of my own art posted on our blog back in April 2011. I had no confidence in my artist skills, I felt it to basic, but it seemed to find an audience with my sweet friend here and over the years it has kind of developed into something beyond anything I ever imagined. 
  You can actually see it is a acan of a hard copy. I had all my art printed and in folders and had to digitise it all to post it here.



A naked Aunt Jane!!! Things were naughty in those days 

Very Naughty indeed


I expect I have missed off so many fun things, But mostly I want to thank everyone for being here so long and for everything you have contributed and sent me. Bless you all you are all my friends.
And now

And now, as it is a Monday, it would be wrong not to post a new piece of my art.
This new piece was hinted at over on Patreon a few weeks ago, but I felt this post required something unique and so it is being presented in its full form, for the first time here.

Our sweet Andy is in for a bit of a workout.
 Happy Birthday Andy 


Other variants of this image will appear on our Patreon very soon.
  Time to slip off now, but I don't intend to go very far, we have so much more fun to have.
So happy birthday my friends
XXX
Andy


Friday, 28 March 2025

Christeen fun on Friday

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It's the last Friday of
the month (and what
a month it has been)
and that means we 
can start to plan the
coming month on
our Patreon Exclusive
calendar.



Hi Everyone
   Well we made it to another Friday and as it seems common these days I apologise for not being quick in my replies to massages and comments. I know you appreciate I have been rushing about trying to make money to help pay my bills. Isn't the real world a pain sometimes?
  So let's forget the real  world for a while because we can now loose ourselves in new art from the wonderful and amazing Christeen.
Thank you Christeen, you help to lift my spirits with every beautiful piece a of art.
 Big Hugs to you all
XXX
Andy





Monday, 24 March 2025

New Art. Andy's wiggle skirt

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A super and very
sweet new piece
from our dear friend
Christeen. This 
shows poor Chris
feeling a little 
overwhelmed,but
powerless to resist.





Hi Everyone.
   Slowly getting my head back in the world of Andy and Aunt Jane again. New art is beginning to take shape and I thank you all for your patience and support, you are all such sweethearts and I love our community
   So let's get the final version of a piece previewed to much delight over on Patreon a week or two ago.It generated lots of super comments and ideas which might well appear in other art in the future.
   As we have seen in the past Aunt Jane has ideas for Andy beyond those of Maid and how better to extend her beloved nephews worls than to have him act as her secertary, PA and scial media coordinator. 
  That of course will require a whole new look, something smart and professional, but also something that will challenge Andy in new ways.
  Close that Zipper Aunt Jane, Andy will get used to it........in time.
Hope you like the final version.
XXX
Andy





    

Friday, 21 March 2025

Wonderful Christeen

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A sneaky peak at
a new piece of my
own art. 
This features Andy
in a sleek new uniform
but perhaps all is
not well with our 
sweet young  man. 




Hi Everyone
   My goodness it has been such a busy week. Now have two jobs, which are bringing in a little bit more money, but not a lot. Trouble is it means working on other stuff when I would have been able to create art and things. Life will settle down soon I hope, but thank you all so much for your support.

   Hey, let's not get bogged down in that, when we have the sheer delights of new art from Christeen to enjoy.
  Love these and I can't thank you enough Christeen for creating these for us to enjoy
XXX
Andy





Monday, 17 March 2025

New Art Win Win : Date Night

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This Monday we 
have a truly 
wonderful new 
piece by the brilliant 
Christeen
This is such a sweet 
image and I know 
you will all love it as 
much as I do,





Hi Everyone
  I do hope you are all doing well and having fun. I am now up to two shifts at the bar, pretty busy but can't complain.
   So let's not dwell on that and get into the completed version of a piece shared over on Patreon a few weeks ago.
    This is the second part in a two part story. So we have seen Andy and Will together in the salon after Aunt Jane had booked Andy in for some feminine care and now we get to see the delightful second part.




















As ever Andy finds himself embarrassed, but we can count on Will to be as full of fun and life as ever.
The dialogue is actually inspired by a true even I had with a pair of very creaky but red hot vinyl pants a few years ago.


I am sure we will revisit this moment in the future, but for now we'll let the your lovers enjoy the moment.
XX
Andy