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Today I ask your indulgence, We are stepping away from the real world of Andy and Aunt Jane and taking a trip into the 25th Century.
Now when I previewed this on Patreon I had the feeling it might have not hit the mark, but occasionally I need to let something out on to the screen, not that I think there is anything wrong with this piece,I personally love it, but it is a little dark, whilst still being wonderfully gooey and gloopy.
It is a tribute to the brilliant Stvkar and win4699 over at Deviantart and one piece in particular, which I would love to share so you can see where I am coming from,but it being a Patreon only piece, I am honour bound not to post.
Oddly I had the idea of doing something like this before and when I saw Stvkars awesome work I nearly scrapped it, but I so wanted to tell this story, there was something in the gooey, sweaty, organic nature of it that got to me and so I finished it off in tribute.
Hope I have not put the fear of the Gods into you and I hope you get what I am doing, but never fear Andy and Aunt Jane will return in all their naughty glory next week.
However before then, let us strap on our rocket packs and blast off into the 25th Century with, "Andy Latex and the Invisible Realm"
Big Hugs
XXX
Andy
PS you will note there are two versions, one with extra text and one without.
Of course Commander Watson will keep his promise but what will be less than a day for him may well be weeks, months or even years within the Micro-Verse for Cadet Holden and Coms Officer Delevinge. Willing or not, they will be totally reliant on the inhabitants of their new world. Their survival will depend on welcoming the microscopic beings, not that they are in any position to resist. Their organic cocoons will become their even smaller and more restrictive domain of life.
ReplyDeleteWhile Cadet Holden and Coms Officer Delevinge occupy space in the Micro-Verse, its regular inhabitants will in turn occupy them. Rather than Commander Watson's young officers being treated like an invading species, they will themselves become colonised. Symbiosis will occur. After coating each officer in an amniotic sac containing all the nutrients they will require, the Micro-Verse organisms will in turn feed on them. The officers waste products will be consumed but the fluids that the organisms require to satiate themselves are the special secretions that the officers provide. The interactions are complex. It's not just the smooth lubricating fluid produced by the officers that their new corporeal dwellers require but the electro-chemical surges that comes from their brain waves and nerve stimulation.
Like ants, the organisms have a complex social structure but have much higher intelligence and abilities. Collectively they can work like phages and form themselves into solid shapes and objects. Working together they will be able to keep the officers in a never ending state of pleasure to ensure the juices of two of the Commander's favourites keep flowing and stimulation surges through their bodies and brains and in wave after wave.
Although both officers have experienced their Commander's loving attentions and ministrations (and let's be clear they adore him), they will have never experienced such a rolling wave of pleasure. But can they last the 'day' it will take the Commander to rescue them? (Answer: Yes, the micro-organisms know exactly what they are doing. It's symbiosis.) And when he does, will they want to return to 'terra firma' after experiencing 'phage firma'?
Thank you. And thank you for sharing the banned cover of Issue 142 as well as the one the Lord Chamberlain eventually allowed on newsagents' shelves in 1950.
Your S xxx
Oh what. Super understanding of the world you have my friend, thank you for such a wonderful comment. Yes, though the poor members of the away team or in a very slick and tight situation, the micro verse is not an inhospitable place and the two will be welcomed and become a great source of liquid nutrients safe and secure until their beloved commander for fills his promise.
DeleteThe debrief back on the searcher will be long and thorough and oddly held in the ultra showers
Xxx
Hi Andy.
ReplyDeleteOf course Commander Andy Watson will be true to his word and save his shipmates. Samantha & Kitka will have to hold on against the naughty, but deliciously slimy influence of the Micro-Verse, then they will be able to recover in the arms of their beloved Commander once again.
Hope you had a fun weekend, big hugs xxx
Hi Mandy, I did thank you and am still trying to catch up on my emails.
DeleteOf course Andy will never let any of his crew down, his word his his bond, but it might take some time, he won’t want to damage the micro-verse and risk losing the treasures is contains.
Xx
Oh, the poor Cadets. How do they get themselves into such dire situations. It all flows from the creative mind of our very own Blog Mistress, Sweet Andy.
ReplyDeleteI may not be a fan of the goo, but as the two now exist in their very own worlds, I wonder if they dream they are elsewhere, a-la Matrix. Who knows what control this new intelligence has over them.
I await further adventures, and yes, by breath is bated; or is it baited? The idea. Though it may have traces of coffee.
Bless you my dear friend, you have noted the Matrix and yes I had a little of that in mind. They are calm and feel nothing but pleasure as the slick organics which envelope them pulsate and breath about their bodies.
DeleteAndy will soon, retrieve his crew and reward them with a detailed debriefing
Xxx
Hope the coffee was good
Knowing that my Commander would not allow any lasting harm to come to me or our team members, I'm only too happy to accept the Commander's orders & promise without question. Granted, things happen along the way, uniforms are not always... well, let's just say there are reasons I'm still a Cadet. But by continuing to volunteer for difficult missions & persevering through whatever may come, someday I'll earn that promotion.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Andy, your imagination & artwork seem to know no bounds.
And thank you to the others for the very entertaining posts with the stories about what's happening.
I look forward to more adventures in the future, in the future!
Thanks again,
Samantha
Thank you for joining in the fun Samantha, it is as if uniforms just slide off of you, perhaps too much lube, ask the commander for a little advice on the correct lubrications.
DeleteBut then the 25th century would lose everyone’s favourite dedicated and eager Cadet if she were promoted .
Thank you again my friend, more adventures will follow, my imagination is not yet half used.
Biggest hugs
Xx
Andy
Phages, I didn't see that coming! I was thinking cellular slime mold...
ReplyDeleteSadly, the size of the organisms in the Micro-Verse mean that they are unable to exploit the t-shirt market for their enhanced capabilities so we may never see the slogans:
Delete"Small or Phage?"
"Small or Phage? The choice is clear"
"Go large with a Phage"
"Go large, try a Phage"
"Phage: the future is slimy"
"Take a Phage"
"Phage: your future is slimy (and resilient)"
"'Fargo' or 'Go Phage'? You decide tonight."
"Chastity? Why forego your Phage"
"The PHAGE Experience: enter the slime palace"
Or the UK variant:
"A tall prick: Nigel Phage"
Nigel Phage :)
DeleteI just had to look that up and still don't understand LOL XX
DeleteThe Brexiteer?
DeleteI get that but Kitka lol but the phage is way over my head , even in heels xx
DeleteAh! Well, you should've said. Following style of The Guardian's Queries & Clarifications column (as Private Eye version): A Phage is where Princess Anne goes to get a blacksmith to make horseshoes. (Courtesy 'The Windsors' pronunciation guide.)
DeleteEh? That would surely be a 'Fawgge'?
DeleteQueries & Clarifiations (3): Oh dear. Your correspondent Kitka sadly makes a natural error. Fawgge is, of course, a rather sticky sweetmeat made from butter, sugar and milk. For those only familiar with the Chipping Norton slang, it also used some evenings when their wife swapping neighbours visit, as in "Wud yoo like a Fawgge, Miss Hurley?"
DeleteAh, the 'Posh' ingénues of the Great Tew nouveau riche. I can assure you at Chipping Norton it's 'caramel mou'.
DeleteJust lovin all that sticky gooeyness of the microverse.
ReplyDeleteA sticky gooey lover, what a delight, Thank you Aidan XX
DeleteFrom Sweet Sissy Stevie
ReplyDeleteThings may look desperate but Andy and Stevie will soon ride to the rescue. Andy has seen off worse than this (the Bee Queen, the sissy-eating plants etc.) so, splendidly booted and gloved, this lube will soon be dispersed, his comrades will be rescued and he won't even have spoilt his immaculate make-up!
Love and XXXXX
Stevie
Get your kit on Stevie, we are going into action (your boots are, well one is under the bad and the other on the wardrobe, with your......
DeleteWell get it on Stevie, check your make up and we'll be off to the rescue
XXX
Now who's being naughty ..... ?
DeleteDon't know what you could mean? XX lol
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