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Hi Everyone

 Hope everyone is ok?

    Again this is a pre-Scheduled post, so hopefully all will go to plan.

This post was inspired by our friend Capricious Amber, or Amber or Kitty, to those who know. Anyway she posted this piece featuring the gorgeous Kelly Brooke onto Twitter and it made me realise, though the advert is very Eye-catching, it is more the image of Kelly squeezed into that Latex dress that we take away with us.

So I thought is wearing Latex ,Leather, or pvc really the best idea when trying to give information to the public?

Let us examine a few examples.

Apparently it is the massage machine we are supposed to be interested in, so just try to ignore those, oh so spikey heels and the shine of them sleek PVC Pants.

Did you succeed? Good

Now, the subject here is Estee foundation, very nice, recommend it, however not even the co presenters can keep their attention on the product. Oh that sound........

I came late to this beautiful Lady, my Mum used to watch these shows, but Allison Keenan was just so beautiful, so put her in leather and boots and what chance does the product have? Zero

I hope you are keeping note of all those products.

Now, furniture, storage trunks in particular. I just get the feeling the product is so dull, the producers asked the beautiful presenter to spice it up a bit.

Now a total distraction, we have met the gorgeous Alba Hoxha before and no matter the weather she would brighten any grey skies. But hang on, isn't the weather an important piece of news? So eyes on the maps people and not on those shiny legs.

Some serious journalism now with the very talented and intelligent Sian Williams, however the heavy discussion about racial equality is lost to me, not because it is not an important issue, but because it's Sian Williams....It's Sian Williams.......in skintight leather pants? What are you people doing to me?

This guy is being done over by the whip smart Julia Bradbury, on a serious consumer help programme, But i can't help thinking his mind is not entirely in the game.

Whatever that game is, sorry i was distracted.

More heavy journalism, world ending, government toppling, union rattling, sorry and I hate to sound sexist, but damn.... black silk over black leather? someone call wardrobe and give them a big hug.

So there we have it, our own in-depth editorial on the need to remove distractions from our most important media outlets. Bring back wool and cotton and all those dull fabrics and cast off this shiny distraction for we will.........

hang on?......Yes staff, take me away, I am loosing it, I need a proper rest before Fridays Christeen special.

Stay safe 

XXX

Andy

ps

This is just a bit of fun and I know we all share the belief and truth that all woman should be respected and loved