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Hi Everyone
   I hope you are all safe and well.
Time for me to reveal the mystery I posed a few weeks ago on Patreon, just what has got Jane so wound up and why is Andy, though even more glamorous than ever, not looking himself.
We had lots of fun on Patreon with some great ideas and stories,but to my joy none landed on the spot.
  So here we have it and I will be back after to fill in any blanks.
XXX
Andy

Ok, so Andy and Aunt Jane are on the run from the sisterhood,having been tracked down in the canyons of New York our glamorous pair have been forced on the road. Clearly not before Jane had packed the barest of essentials and had Andy perfectly disguised (there are standards to be maintained).
  I kind of imagined this resulting in one of those flirty fish our of water tv shows, you know the Hollywood star stuck in small town America or even Alaska  and forced to fit in,whilst learning to appreciate the simple quirks of life and at the same time causing heads to turn and hearts to break.
 I think I might add to this little idea and have to admit Andy looks total model superstar as a blonde,but with a twist of 50s style thrown in.
  Hope you liked this, it took a lot of work, with all the details on the gloves,the purse,the pearls and even the gold trimmed belt, but that is my choice and pleasure.
XX
Andy
  

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Hi Everyone

So here we are again, all safely made it to Friday I hope. 

  Little much to report, so I won't keep you from the fun. So with a huge thank you to Christeen, it is one with the fun

XXX

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Just a quick update. On Monday I hope to share another exclusive preview from Christeen on Patreon.

Happy weekend

XXX

Desire. A vignette by Andy Latex

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Hi Everyone
   Spinning plates, that is my life right now, so many plates spinning and spinning, but right now they are all still going.
  Here is a little piece of writing, it was never intended as the beginning of anything larger, but if anyone would like to play with it,you have my absolute permission to do so.
 The boy has no name, nor do any of the other characters so it is a blank canvas. I  wrote it rather as a method of relaxation, I often write for other places about stuff and it calms my rather messy mind.
   But enough of that, I hope this one page vignette is to your liking.
My warmest and deepest thanks for your companionship in these weird times
XXX
Andy

  Desire

   It was one of those moments, or rather it wasn’t one of those moment, It wasn’t one of any moments the young man had ever imagined. He had imagined the young beauty to be a model, she had the look of a model, tall slim and elegant, yet like those models he had dreamt about ,she was slim and almost boyish in figure. He had imagined having the courage to speak to her, to make contact and had dreamed she instantly fell for him. Fell for the near penniless college student, who barely found the money for the ,now cold, cup of coffee her cradled in his hands.
Over the weeks they had been visiting the coffee shop he had idly imagined and dreamt them all, an heiress, with her strict guardian, even a pop star, but today he had learnt the truth and today his world teetered on the brink.
   “He did tell me his name, I am sure of it, but it was irrelevant and I wasn’t really inclined to ask for it. I simply saw him, as I did you, in a coffee shop, and desired him. I think he was at college, but other than that I simply desired him….Just as I now desire you”.
   Her words, the words of the elegant woman in leather who without bidding had seated herself close beside him, entered his brain in a scramble of confusion, but what he had filtered was the fact that the girl he had been fantasising about for the last 4 weeks, the girl with the long legs and long blonde hair, was a guy!  Or had been a guy, or was still a guy. 
But then there was that last bit , heard as if in a distant dream.
“And now I desire you and like him I don’t care what your name is, or what you are doing, apart from sitting in a coffee shop staring at my companion and I. Don’t worry, you will be cared for, looked after and safe. You travel the world and see such things you could only ever dream of and all of life will be yours to experience. In return you will, as he, tend my body, worship me as a goddess, pleasure me, become my companion, my plaything, my pet, my……bauble and in return I will watch you love each other. Explore each other, learn how to play each others bodies as sensual instruments for my and my friends entertainment and he will desire you as much as you have desired he, For in my hands you will be as twins, this vision your eyes have lingered over will be your future, eyes, lips, hair, body, your future”.
  With that the woman stood, her exquisite leather suit shimming and without a word was joined by the beauty in the simple sleek skintight Latex dress. For a moment she paused and then without another word walked away.
   For an age the young man sat staring at his coffee cut, its contents long cold,but then a casual glance at the clock pulled him back to reality, classes were about the start.
 Picking his bag up the young man, slipped through the crowded shop and out into the sunny street and there before him was the black Mercedes, beside it a sleek leather clad female driver her hand on the door. Andy stopped, his heart pounding in his ears.
Then without command the door was opened and the woman within revealed. She remained silent, motionless, her eyes forward. The young man waited, people passed him and he did not move and then without thought or control he slipped into the back seat and the door was closed behind him.
After a pause the car moved off, but still the woman did not speak or even acknowledge his entry.
Where? Are we going.? The young man asked, suddenly realising what he had done.
  The woman remained silent, as her polished fingertips opened her clutch bag and drew out a glistening ribbon of Latex.
  “You need not know”
Silently now the young man gasped, for as it rippled in her elegant fingers, the ribbon was revealed as a blindfold, the implication and instruction, though silent was clear and forceful and impossible to deny.
  With nervous hands he took it, the rippling liquid like material, alien and unnatural. Now he paused……his heart raced….he breathed.
   “Why did you enter my car if you are uncertain”, The woman sighed with a bored tone. Again her instruction clear
   With his voice lost in the tightening of his throat, the young man slipped the black latex about his head and darkness fell.
  Then a few moments later, a hand enfolded his, gentle and warm, drawing it to rest on warm leather.
    “You belong to me now”

XXXXX

New Art. Just Like Cara

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  Hi everyone
     Not going to go on about being busy, all very boring now, so lets just get into some new art.
Today I have something which started out as being a very simple piece, one I could just slip in when I had time off, but as ever it grew into something much bigger which drew in far more detail than I was expecting,However the result is rather pleasing.
  As you might have noted by the title it nods it's pretty feminised head to a personal favourite the lovely Cara Delevingne.
  I think we are finding Andy in his first few months with Aunt Jane, maybe still in Paris, because his hair has not yet been pixied and he still has that air of bemused astonishment about him, the world he finds himself gently wrapped in is one far from any he ever dreamed of .
  It will defiantly appeal to the lover of a certain garment, one which has often been requested for Andy.

  Anyway enough build up. I'll be back after this.Hope you like
XXX
Andy.

Hello again.
Boots,Boots,Boots!!!!! but definitely not made for marching up and down again...in, But after a little practice walking should be ok.
  As i said this started off simple, with Andy leaving the store booted up hand in hand with Aunt Jane, but I thought it would be more fun to see Andy in the process of being fitted for his first Louboutin boots. Then i realised i had to show the lining, so now we have one boot on  and one boot off, unzipped gleaming red Latex lining on display, all far more complex than imagined, but all the more worth it in the end.
  I also want to point out Aunt Jane gentle loving caress of her nervous nephews hair, a gentle reassuring stroke as if she were playing lovingly with a pet.
  Remember everything in Andy and Aunt Jane's world is coated in love.
   Let us all live by those rules
XXX

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Hi Everyone
   Seems like only yesterday I was introducing the last collection of Christeen classics, Well It is Friday Again and so on with the show.but before the new adventures of Chris, I must once again post a public thak you to Christeen for allowing me to post her art here and for the wildly generous gift of Patreon previews, one of which will be premiered on Monday.
  Who said stopped typing and get on with it?
 Well Ok, here we go.
XXX
Andy
Oh and Thank you Dani, the old interface is back and running well XX

Midweek Mail box

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    Mid week already and It is time to let you have a sneak peak into my email box with a few bits and bobs sent you have sent to me to me.

  But I must ask for forgiveness if I am missing anything or anyone out, my Email box is a mess and so is my computer, Because the one I am working on for my blog and art is no longer supported by windows updates so it is running well iffy at times.

 Anyway.

  Celine Dion. Thank you Aidan XX

 Must admit not my kind of music, but if the lady is going to dress like this I might just change my mind. 52 year of age if I might add and looking great in Latex.

  Kitka has beaten me to it, She has just purchases pair of gorgeous Vinyl Freddy pants. Damn I need pair of these and they are top of my list, but for now we need to take a look around their styles.

   I love the snake skin ones, always have loved vinyl snakeskin, since that oh so brief glimpse of Grace Adler in a pair on Will and Grace.

  These Mini skirts are kinky…..kinky?…there’s an underused word, marble effect Faux leather, happy to get my bottom tickled in those.

This was sent to me by a friend, however I am not sure by which nale I should identify them and so I will have to post it with thanks and hopes that the lovely person will respond, so I can credit them .

  Kylie Minogue In glorious Leather 

Well that gives me an excuse…..not that I ever need one…for Kylie in Latex. This time in back stage rehearsals in Italy

Thank you Tom

This was sent in response to last week and now we are given an excuse to look closely

Here we go, please forgive me, but I have lost this contributors name, so very sorry, please forgive me. It was a while ago, but no excuse.

  However this is too nice not to share. I like Vanessa Pur and have featured her before, but this is all about the Louboutins and we all Love a flash of red.

These aren’t Loubous’s but what the heck

These came to me from our Friend Shadoman, now is that name connected to SHADO?

     

I also have some superb English French translations of my work to share but I need to get a little more information form out friend first

Hope you liked this little collection of odds and ends, It’s all fun

XXX

Andy

Ps

Hopefully I can get back to presenting something more original on a Wednesday again, but I need the world to stop spinning so fast first

XX

New Art . Kind of Appropriate

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Hi Everyone
  Time to blow those Monday blues away with a new piece of art. This is the full version of one I previewed on Patreon a few weeks ago and seemed to get a few people excited about the outcome of the story.
  Well I do hope I am not about to cause up raw and you know what I am like for not taking the obvious route, so here we go, all that flowing white Latex and lace can surely only mean one thing..........are those bells I am hearing? or Have I had my headphones on too loud again.
  Now it is all there for you all to fill in the blanks and muse on what the evening will bring.
   Bless you are and a Million thanks for being so much fun and supporting my art and things though these difficult times.
XXX
Andy

Now before you all cry foul and demand a refund, I must say, 

These two have all the time in the world.

Watch this space.

Yayyyyy T F I Christeen

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Hi Everyone,

    My goodness what a hot week that has been,phew, but still what a treat to be able to sit out until late in shorts and a T shirt. 

  You know usually when I am working on art or the blog I wear one of my pairs of Latex pants, but this heat has got even them licked right now.

   Anyway, It's Friday and that can only mean Christeen Friday Yayyyyyyy. 

   So, a little news, To help support our blog, Christeen has very generously offered exclusive, one month Patreon previews, of some of her new art. We don't know how many or regular they will be, but I can only thank Christeen for this generous gift. 

  Then after that month they will be released to the world to enjoy.

   Both Christeen and I believe art should be free, but rather like visiting a free gallery or museum, it is always nice to drop a little donation into that glass box on leaving.

  

And so with a huge thank you to the girl herself, lets get straight into the new art.

   Oh and don't forget you can still catch more monthly Christeen brilliance over at  Petticoated.com

https://www.petticoated.com/chris/index.html

XXX

Andy

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Hi Everyone

 Hope everyone is ok?

    Again this is a pre-Scheduled post, so hopefully all will go to plan.

This post was inspired by our friend Capricious Amber, or Amber or Kitty, to those who know. Anyway she posted this piece featuring the gorgeous Kelly Brooke onto Twitter and it made me realise, though the advert is very Eye-catching, it is more the image of Kelly squeezed into that Latex dress that we take away with us.

So I thought is wearing Latex ,Leather, or pvc really the best idea when trying to give information to the public?

Let us examine a few examples.

Apparently it is the massage machine we are supposed to be interested in, so just try to ignore those, oh so spikey heels and the shine of them sleek PVC Pants.

Did you succeed? Good

Now, the subject here is Estee foundation, very nice, recommend it, however not even the co presenters can keep their attention on the product. Oh that sound........

I came late to this beautiful Lady, my Mum used to watch these shows, but Allison Keenan was just so beautiful, so put her in leather and boots and what chance does the product have? Zero

I hope you are keeping note of all those products.

Now, furniture, storage trunks in particular. I just get the feeling the product is so dull, the producers asked the beautiful presenter to spice it up a bit.

Now a total distraction, we have met the gorgeous Alba Hoxha before and no matter the weather she would brighten any grey skies. But hang on, isn't the weather an important piece of news? So eyes on the maps people and not on those shiny legs.

Some serious journalism now with the very talented and intelligent Sian Williams, however the heavy discussion about racial equality is lost to me, not because it is not an important issue, but because it's Sian Williams....It's Sian Williams.......in skintight leather pants? What are you people doing to me?

This guy is being done over by the whip smart Julia Bradbury, on a serious consumer help programme, But i can't help thinking his mind is not entirely in the game.

Whatever that game is, sorry i was distracted.

More heavy journalism, world ending, government toppling, union rattling, sorry and I hate to sound sexist, but damn.... black silk over black leather? someone call wardrobe and give them a big hug.

So there we have it, our own in-depth editorial on the need to remove distractions from our most important media outlets. Bring back wool and cotton and all those dull fabrics and cast off this shiny distraction for we will.........

hang on?......Yes staff, take me away, I am loosing it, I need a proper rest before Fridays Christeen special.

Stay safe 

XXX

Andy

ps

This is just a bit of fun and I know we all share the belief and truth that all woman should be respected and loved

 

New Art. Revenge of The Sisterhood

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Hi Everyone

    Time once again to strap on that rocket-pack and step out into the 25th century, with our two fisted hero/Heroine Commander Andy Watson and his intrepid crew.

  This time we join them at the beginning of a thrilling new adventure. 

Revenge of the Sisterhood.

    Returning The Goovian's prized jewel of Sliponia to the queens crown, Commander Watson and his team are guests of honour at the Goovian Ambassadors reception, However unless you have ever experienced Goovian hospitality, you can never really prepare yourself.

Now read on .........................

XXX

Andy

I hope I captured the straight ahead looks of the stunned  bewilderment of the team, no words are spoken for an age, until their commander sums it up in that one sentence.

and as a little extra treat 

I hope you liked this bit of fun and once again i must apologise for my missing of Emails and comments, the universe has decided to have another go at me, but it won't succeed all the time I can have fun with you all and your super fun comments.

big hugs

XXX

Andy

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I do not like this new blogger interface, the old one was perfectly alright all this one does is mess with your setting and and try to add links where none belong.

Christeen Time

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Hi Everyone

   I don't think I need to mess about today, don't have time or the head space for that right now, so lets just hit the big red Friday Christeen button and get on with the fun

XXX

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Test firing..............Back to the future

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Hi Everyone

   So, if you are reading this, it means i am away somewhere and am unable to post today. However if all has gone well this post is scheduled to self publish.

Hi Everyone

   So, if you are reading this, it means i am away somewhere and am unable to post today. However if all has gone well this post is scheduled to self publish.

This was going to be more a test than anything else, however it has evolved into trip down memory lane, not my memory, but partly my dads and partly my friends and loves.

  Partly inspired by my gorgeous friend Sheila saying Jane and the other ladies in my art have an 80's feel to them, shoulders and jackets and make-up details and thing and partly by this superb Vogue cover featuring Kylie Kenner, someone not scared of a little latex or showing her fetishy side. I was drawn to look back and see if I can find a few faces from before my memory, which some of you might recall first time and exhibit a tingle of fetish style..

   The decade is the 80s, but i dipped into the early 90s and back the the 70s for one. 

    I hope these make you smile and even more so, I hope it publishes Ok.

Big hugs

XXX

Andy (from wherever I am and back soon I hope)

XX

Kylie Jenner in Latex for Vogue

What an awesome look. But please show us the heels

Tegan Jovanka?

Doctor Who assistant

I think she looks really cute

Stephanie Beacham. She looks dangerous

For My dad

Kim Wilde

Sheena Easton

Col Virginia Lake, I never knew much about UFO until a few months ago 

And two just because I love the retro 80's style and I can see here what Shelia meant about the style and make-up of my characters.

New art. In His Shoes

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Hi Everyone.
  
    So here we go with the second piece of our little 2 part story following on from last weeks opener in Jane's home.
    As ever I hope you like this and that it catches you by surprise and perhaps the title might drop a little hint.
    I will pop back after for a little more chat
XXX
Andy

ps 
The spelling in part two is deliberate.

Part One, The walk a mile

Part two, In his Shoes

  Hello again, So part one was "To Walk a Mile" and this is called "In his Shoes" and I hope it was a little surprise. I think we all guessed Jane's arrogance was leading her into trouble, however this time it is less serious and a more of an embarrassing situation than before.
  Although she knows very well who Jane is, the un-named mistresses blunt words, including her deliberate forgetting of Jane's name, are there to display her control,coldblooded dominance and general dislike of a woman she sees as unworthy to enter their circle of influence.
  Thank you so much for your support, my biggest hugs to you all
XXX
Andy

  Sorry for my embarrassingly slow replies to Emails and comments, but the world has me in it's teeth at the moment and giving me a good shaking.