Friday, 17 January 2014

STOP PRESS!. New Latexium images revealed!

   Hello Everyone. Amanda Keira here again to bring you the Latest news on Garmentia Latexium.
   Well It seams that the New Year has failed to bring any good fortune for British beauty Emma Watson regarding the bizarre and mischievous Latexium curse.
   Toward the end of last year it had been hoped a breakthrough was imminent, but as yet we have not had any word to confirm this.
However New pictures previously suppressed have been revealed  this month regarding a Latexiumo outbreak which occurred last November at a Harry Potter event in London England.
  Flanked by her Franchise co stars Rupert Grint (left) and Daniel Ratchliffe, Miss Watson clearly  took comfort in their support as she faced the press in a (though unwelcome) very elegant and cleanly Chic black Latex pencil dress, finished with cute flared sleeves and highlighted by white piping, with a cute white Latex bow at the waist.
   As ever,though clearly uneasy to be once again sheathed in polished Rubber, Miss Watson retained her beauty and English wit with her usual effortless charm.
    We here at SmoothSlicknShiny will keep you up to date on any further developments. So stay tuned. 
   After all This  is a New year and anything is possible.
  Take care. Best wishes.
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   For S.S.S
I am Amanda Keira Louboutin.
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6 comments:

  1. Lex18 January 2014 at 09:40

    Perfect! <3 <3 <3
    As usual, very good work.

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    1. Andy.latex20 January 2014 at 17:13

      Thank you Lex for visiting and for the compliment
      XXXX

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  2. Jennifer Wilson19 January 2014 at 02:41

    Just lovely, I like the pretty bow and ruffled sleeves. Well done Andy.
    Jennifer

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    1. Andy.latex20 January 2014 at 17:15

      Hi Jennifer.
      It is a lovely dress isn't it. At least the curse has good taste.
      XXXX

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  3. Skintwo01@gmail.com20 January 2014 at 15:50

    I'm beginning to think that there might be some linkage between your presence and transmission. Is it any way possible that you're a carrier of the Curse? Should you be isolated and contained, maybe by securing in a latex vacbed? I think we should be told.

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    1. Andy.latex20 January 2014 at 17:21

      Oh golly gosh! I would hate to have been the cause of all this. Perhaps i should be isolated as you say. But, hag in, wouldn't it be better if all those accursed with Latexium were isolated together.Perhaps in one big sweaty sticky VacBed?
      Yes?........please?

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