Friday, 31 January 2014

Emma Watson. Latex Update. "The first thing you notice is the smell"

Hi Everyone,
This is Amanda Keira again to bring you the latest updates.

   "The first thing you notice is the smell"

   The words of Emma Watson speaking to us after another manifestation of the bizarre Latexium curse struck the British actress whilst attending the Lord Mayors charity lunch in London.
  "It comes from nowhere" the young style icon continued "and instantly you are enveloped in this rubbery scented cloud that no perfume can hide. Then it starts. Sometimes instantaneous , but sometimes it can take minutes or hours before you can feel anything physically changing. It is a kind of, it is difficult to explain, like whatever you're wearing kind of liquifies. It all becomes loose and you have this, this feeling of not wearing anything . It is as if the curse is deciding on its final appearance and once it has, the weight seems to return and what I can only describe as a slow tightening takes over and this of cause is accompanied by an awful rubbery stretching sound. Like fingers on a balloon. It is fortunate the final latex outfit is sometimes quite loose, but when it fashions into a dress like this. (see right) or worse still,leggings or Pants, sorry trousers, too much time in the states, it can get very very tight indeed.
  I recall the Lancome Launch a year ago, when, what were a perfectly nice pair of Capri pants became a pair of very tight Black Latex leggings. It was a very good job I was seated when the curse struck, because I remember them just tightening and tightening. I thought they were going to burst. Fortunately as it turned out they were spot on trend and perhaps fewer people really noticed than than did. (see left)
    Would I miss it if it ended tomorrow? Oh my Gosh no! No.People have been very sweet over it, but if it were gone I would not miss it. Or the smell."

  Well we here at S.SnS can understand why people are so sweet and understanding about the curse. Strange, bizarre embarrassing it may be, but as ever Miss Watsons  grace charm and beauty out-shines any latex outfit, no matter how highly polished it may be. However we have noticed the dress Emma reluctantly wore to the Mayors Lunch was a copy of the cutely modest Peter Pan collared dress she appeared in on the Today Show a while back (below). Coincidence? or is the curse developing a signature style for our favourite style princess.
  Either way,We shall keep you up to date with all breaking news on the curse.
   But for now.
            This has been Amanda Keira Louboutin, for SmoothSlick'n'Shiny
XXX

Oh and SmoothSlick'n'Shiny would like to say thank you Lex for your support. It seems the word is spreading. As is the curse
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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

New Art. "Super Girl"

  Hi Everyone.
    It is time for a New piece of art. This is called"SuperGirl" For the obvious  reasons and was inspired by an outfit worn by Fetch goddess Bianca Beauchamp.
Hope you like it.
XXX
Andy

Friday, 17 January 2014

STOP PRESS!. New Latexium images revealed!

   Hello Everyone. Amanda Keira here again to bring you the Latest news on Garmentia Latexium.
   Well It seams that the New Year has failed to bring any good fortune for British beauty Emma Watson regarding the bizarre and mischievous Latexium curse.
   Toward the end of last year it had been hoped a breakthrough was imminent, but as yet we have not had any word to confirm this.
However New pictures previously suppressed have been revealed  this month regarding a Latexiumo outbreak which occurred last November at a Harry Potter event in London England.
  Flanked by her Franchise co stars Rupert Grint (left) and Daniel Ratchliffe, Miss Watson clearly  took comfort in their support as she faced the press in a (though unwelcome) very elegant and cleanly Chic black Latex pencil dress, finished with cute flared sleeves and highlighted by white piping, with a cute white Latex bow at the waist.
   As ever,though clearly uneasy to be once again sheathed in polished Rubber, Miss Watson retained her beauty and English wit with her usual effortless charm.
    We here at SmoothSlicknShiny will keep you up to date on any further developments. So stay tuned. 
   After all This  is a New year and anything is possible.
  Take care. Best wishes.
XXX
   For S.S.S
I am Amanda Keira Louboutin.
XXX

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Dangerous curves

Hi everyone.
   Just a quick post. A friend of mine dropped these into my in-tray a while ago and i completely forgot to put them up. (Sorry Nikki ) So here we go.
    53.......53 years old that is Ms Vordermans age and i think she would be happy for everyone to know it, because judging by these photos  she is still very happy to show off her gorgeous curves in super tight  leather. As happy as i am to see them too.
   I know i have not featured Ms V for a while, but she really still does do it for me. However even she can not compete with my very own sleek sexy and gorgeous  50 year old stunner.
XXX
Andy

Monday, 13 January 2014

New Art. Happy New Year

   Hi everyone and Happy New Year to you all.
   Sorry I have been quiet, but I have been visiting my most special friends (and Lover) away from home. What a super naughty and rubbery time we had and thank you to everyone I met and especially to my New ladies "The ladies which lunch" as I called them. Thank you.
   Now, I promise to catch up on all the comments and Emails over the next few days. Meanwhile I would like to offer a New piece of art with a promise of further posts to follow this week.
   So New Art. This is "Happy New Year".
Hope you like
XxxxxX
Andy