Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Emma Watson. New Latexium outbreak

Hi Everyone,

   Sorry for the delay in reporting, but over the last few days reports have reached us here at Smoothslick'n'shiny, of British Actress Emma Watson experiencing a new attack of the mysterious Latexium Curse, which has plagued her for months now.
     It was thought the curse, accidentally cast during the filming of the Harry Potter films, had died away, However at a recent event in Cambridge England, It was clear, as our exclusive picture reveals, Miss Watsons torment was far from over..

  It is believed the outbreak may have been caused by Miss Watson choosing to wear PVC in a recent photo shoot. (Left).It is hypothesised, by those studying the curse, that a malevolence exists within its structure and any deviance results in a flare up of the  phenomenon.
  We can only hope a cure is found fast, but until then we can always offer the consolation that be it in silk, satin, leather or latex, Miss Watson remains one of the style icons of the 21st century.

 For Smoothslick'n'shiny, I'm Amanda Keira Louboutin.
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10 comments:

  1. PinkLover_NinaGirl13 November 2013 at 23:37

    Splendid as always Andy.

    Poor Emma, hope she finds the cure quickly (Joking :P), if only in real life....

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    1. Andy.latex16 November 2013 at 06:21

      Hi honey
      Thank so much for taking the time to comment. I greatly appreciate it. You are very welcome here. As would Miss Watson.
      Xxxx

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  2. nyenor14 November 2013 at 02:19

    OOh poor Emma. Personally I hope nobody EVER finds a cure. As PinkLover says - If only!!

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    1. Andy.latex16 November 2013 at 06:23

      Hi Nyenor
      We can only hope the coming fashions edge her more to the shiny side.
      Thank you honey
      Xxxx

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  3. Skintwo01@gmail.com14 November 2013 at 07:59

    Well I for one, hope that no vaccine or cure is found for the Curse. Sorry, Miss Watson. Looks like you'll have to continue to suffer from this interminable affliction. Quel domage!
    S
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    1. Andy.latex16 November 2013 at 06:25

      Well i knew you would share my views, my most wonderful S
      Xxxx

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  4. Anonymous14 November 2013 at 20:42

    Yeah i waited for so long for this... i hope there is no cure :)

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    1. Andy.latex16 November 2013 at 06:27

      Hi Anon
      Thank you for your comment. I do appreciate them. But please do not be Anon. We won't bite (Well, S might but i can control him :-) )
      Xxxx

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  5. Jennifer Wilson15 November 2013 at 21:13

    Maybe if Emma truly embraces the affliction and changes ALL her wardrobe to only latex then others will follow her lead, and eventually we will all be clothed in nothing but latex and of course the costs will reduce considerably. I await in anticipation.
    Jennifer

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    1. Andy.latex16 November 2013 at 06:32

      Spot on as ever Jennifer. You are so right and she is a new style Icon, so where she leads others follow. I know i have tried.
      So yes, we say embrace your fetish side Emma and lead us all to a tighter and shine future.
      Thanks Jennifer always lovely to hear from you.
      Xxxx

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