Welcome

Hello and thank you for visiting my blog. Well it is not so much a blog more a place to share all the things i have written, drawn and generaly played with over the last 10 years. Most of them are related to my love of smooth slick Latex and shiny PVC, as well as the delights of feminization. I also have a huge crush on British TV presenter Carol Vorderman (The perfect model of the older woman) as well as the gorgeous Keira Knightley. (more my age). There will be nothing harsh or nasty here, just fun things, naughty things, sexy things and yes, well, Kinky things. Basically it's a stroll through the kinky lanes of my mind. hope you have fun. XXX

Sunday, 25 May 2014

New Art. The Gown

  Hi Everyone
      Here we are back in store once again, this time though with a twist.
    Is the wonderfully naughty Jane really buying a New gown for her sweetly feminized nephew, or is she secretly auditioning for a second sissy Maid for her household. Well It's up to you dear reader. X
   Naughty Aunt Jane.
Hope you like this. Take care abdca million thanks.
XXXX
Andy

  

Friday, 23 May 2014

Emma Watson. Elegant in Latex

  Hi Everyone
     Amanda keira here reporting from New York (Affects best CNN accent) and once again I am reporting on the strange Latexium curse which, since its accidental casting during the filming of the final harry Potter movie, has plagued British actress Emma Watson. The curse which causes any outfit the Young style icon wears, to turn into Latex Rubber had shown signs of passing,however in an unexpected twist it appears Miss Watson may have actually embraced the cutting edge of fetish fashion herself.
   I recently had the pleasure of a quick chat with the young beauty at the Style event and to my surprise was happy to  reveal her elegant outfit choice for the event had not been left to curses or indeed to fate. 

 My first one word question "Latexium?"  being greeted with a wide, almost unsurpressable smile.

EW....Actually No I paid real money for it. I saw it in a boutique downtown a few days ago and totally fell in love with it.
  S.S.n.S....well it and you both look stunning as ever. Why finally embrace something which has proved so embarrassing in the past.

  EW....Well to be honest I did not realise the dress was Latex. I have never seen Latex in such a subtle shade I never gave it a thought, until I got closer and then, well.....I guess it was too later. I mean I love the colour and the intricate detailing. It just....I just fell in love with it.
  S.S.n.S  In the past you have said, you hated the aroma of Latex. Has that changed?
  EW....Actually no, very much no. The aroma is still very much low on my perfume list, However I have found that with a mist of my own Midnight Rose the aroma blends away into something I think quite pleasant. 
  S.S.n.S....I have to say it is a quite strangely seductive perfume. Almost mysterious.  Although your reporter did wander how subtle the aroma of Latex would be after a few hours warming upon Miss Watsons skin.
 EW...I hope so, 
  S.S.n.S... So is this the beginning of a "Katy Perry" venture into Latex and rubber?
   EW.... Goodness no Katy Perry looked amazing in her outfits, I don't know how made them.....
  S.S.n.S.....They were custom made by Syren
  EW....That would be why they were so unique. I mean the Simpsons one was amazing.
  S.S.n.S....You took note of them then
  EW.....Well the curse was just really getting hold then, so i was doing a little research, But no.....No no major stepping out. If the curse has it's way, well so be it. But as for choice. This I can live with.

  And so with a neat pirouette, a quick pose and brilliant smile, she was gone and all that remained was the memory of once again meeting the charming young actress and that mysterious perfume.

  For
 SmoothSlicknShiny this is Amanda Keira Louboutin.
XXXX


Emma Watson Lancome style event New York.

STOP PRESS
  A few days after this interview we visited the boutique for a response from the owner to one of their Latex outfits being worn by Emma Watson. Their response. Quote
  "We have never and have no intention of ever selling Latex or any other fetish fashion item. We have no idea how this outfit came to be in our stock. It was not on display and we were greatly surprised when Miss Watson presented for purchase"
  A mysterious turn of events. A mistake by the shop owner or perhaps the curse has begun to manipulate Miss Watson's world in a new and more  bizarre fashion.
 Stay tuned.
XXX

 

Friday, 16 May 2014

Ella on parade in Latex


Hi everyone,
 Here is a quick, video upload of one of my favorite clips. It show Romanian singer Ella clearly being put under a lighthearted inspection. It is fun. She is Gorgeous and that outfit is stunningly tight and shiny. I just wish I knew what was being said. Hay Ho
 XXXX
Andy

New Art. A Painting Lesson from Aunt Jane

Hi Everyone
  Here is a thing. I am uploading this whilst watching "Underworld:Awakenings". Featuring Kate Beckinsale in that insanely hot, latex catsuit, although i think the one in this film was also sometimes PVC.Either way she still looks great. Anyway it is also the first film i took my dear dear beautiful friend Sheila to see. I admit it was a weird choice, Sheila not really being the target audience age (slightly twice my age, but look way younger, just in case 'Giggle') but I think I got away with it.
    Now back to this. This is a new piece, re-modeled from an old piece I made a while back.
I think it speaks for itself. Hope you all like.
XXX
  Andy




Ps
 Thank you for all your super comments, they are so much appreciated 

Commercial break


Hi everyone
 Time for a commercial break.
       What we all need sometimes is a little sweet something to spread on our toast and what could be sweeter than a nice spread of golden honey. However Ms Caroline Flack appears to have found another use. 
 Tastier than toast. I think we will agree.
XXXX


Friday, 9 May 2014

New Art. One Last Secret

Hi Everyone,
  It seems I have developed a small obsession about shops and shop girls. I am not saying it is a problem ,far from it, I will happily admit to finding a walk through the cosmetics hall of a large department store highly exciting. The dream that one of those immaculately made up ladies might call me over and offer me the place in the demonstration seat has long been a fantasy.
 Well where I would be a willing subject, poor Andy in my art has other emotions.
  Here is my new piece. "One Last Secret".
 Hope you like.
XXXX
Andy

Super story from a friend


 Hi everyone,
  This is a quick post to guide you to a rather lovely story written by a kind friend of mine and posted on Fictionmania.
  I am very honored to say it was inspired by my blog and and stuff and I must say I found it beautifully written and wonderfully naughty.
 Pop over there and have a read and when you are there just leave a note to say you were. We bloggers need a little encouragement from time to time.

http://fictionmania.tv/stories/readtextstory.html?storyID=1398734576705157330

  Best wishes
XXXX

Ps Thank you Throne, XX

UPDATE!
  Here is part 2, and it is every bit as good.
http://fictionmania.tv/stories/readtextstory.html?storyID=139986106132363484

Kylie Minogue,.The new Latex Queen

Hi Everyone
   Before  took my little break I was posting a few pieces about Kylie Minogue and how she was very much embracing Latex Fashion, especially William Wilde, to help promote her new album and singles.
    These videos show just how amazing she looked.
         First a clip of her secret show at the Beresford Hotel, Sydney, Wearing a stunning red Latex,William Wilde  Cherry  Cocktail dress.


 Latex Cherry Cocktail Dress


Latex Penelope Pencil Dress  Well  since I have been away she has continued to dazzle. This time at a rehearsal for an appearance on the Italian version of  "The Voice". Wearing what appears to be a green/black  William Willde Lady Penelope Pencil Dress.

  This of cause follows her stunning appearance at this years Brit Awards wearing William Wildes amazing Heiress dress. (Below).
Latex Heiress Dress However Ms Minogue was quite right in pointing out she was loosing her shine as the evening progressed. Although I do believe she had a little polish before appearing to present an award. It's a tough job, but hey someone has to do it.
  Form an orderly queue please.
  Personally I love the feeling of being polished. Sorry I was drifting off for a moment there.

   Now if this trend is to continue and believe me I do hope it does, might I make a few suggestions as to the next visit to Mr Wildes Showroom.

Erte Evening Dress
Perhaps this Erte Evening Dress, for the next RedCarpet event. Love the colour but think classic black would be a total media killer.
























Latex Bad Barbie Biker DressAnd for the next stage performance. How about something to really feed the press machine. You want publicity. Then try this for size (or a size lower for a really tight fit)
 The Latex Bad Barbie Biker Dress (alliteration will get you where you want to go  every time) In brilliant pink. Rock and Roll sex queen. Phew is it getting hot in here?

Latex Primrose Party Dress & Bow Belt  Want something a little sweeter for our princess of Pop. Try this then.
  The Latex Primrose Party Dress. A Totally cute, petticoat and bow fest.
 Love Love Love the colour, a dream.










  Finally, my own Favorite, a dress I would love to wear, an adorable, magical, sweet, pretty and cute creation.
Latex Pink Diamond Dazzler Dress The Pink Diamond Dazzle Dress.
  Oh My God, I do love this sleek and simple dress. Yes It is Latex, but oh my gosh could you just wear it at any time. Slipping into that restaurant, knowing heads will be turning. feeling the eyes on you. Your body is perfumed, but that sensual aroma of Latex, swirls around you. Who is she?
  Ah that is another story.

    Thant you for reading my meanderings. I hope you agree with my choices, but would love to know your favorite designers too.

  Take Care
XXXX
Andy

ps
Find more William Wilde here.
http://www.williamwilde.com/



Saturday, 3 May 2014

New Art. "New Boots"

  Hi Everyone,
     Here is a New piece of art. It is called "New Boots". I started this piece months ago. I wanted to put Andy into a pair of PVC pants, but could not find the right dialog to complete it.
  The image was inspired by an incident at the shop in which i work ( :-) ). 2 women one older than the other, clearly a "couple", were buying shoes, or rather I should say, the older was buying herself some shoes for the younger. If you understand.
   I hope you like it.
XXX
  Andy